Reddit Haikus

its when i realized
     i really loved her, later
that day i got dumped.

The animation
     was top notch and really brought
out the feels in me.

Welcome to Portland,
     OP! Glad to have you here. Yeah,
to make more money.

Had a friend tell me
     he was in deep shit with some
local drug dealer.

Why shouldn't they be
     afforded that same treatment
by our government?

Hell, Sonic Youth broke
     up last year and I felt like
somebody punched me.

Don't know where you live
     but if there's a Trader Joe's,
buy your chocolate there.

When was the last time
     you had to open a door
in multiplayer?

They'd have to pay tax
     and the products they sell would
have to be legal.

A few years ago,
     before I moved here, I came
to visit some friends.

I'm walking around
     times square, on a Saturday
at about midday.

It's horrible what
     she did but she hopefully
learned from her actions.

It's not like were all
     Zeus and shooting lightning bolts
out of our damn hands.

I'm sure this would work
     in other places that are
family owned, not chains.

Did any one else
     notice he's wearing the same
shoes in all of these?

[deleted] Couldn't
     decide which ones I wanted,
so I did them both.

when he opens his
     eyes, he sees a serving girl,
who runs to get robb.

Thank you for your well
     wishes and only time will
tell what will happen.

It's kinda fucked up
     to force him to stay submerged
in a smoke filled space.

Because they're the same
     priority, you do what
comes first left to right.

You will no doubt run
     into haters, who would hate
any job they did.

[deleted] Have you
     tried apple support forums?
Wish I could help. Bye.

Last season he got
     burned a time or two, but then
again, who doesn't?

I'm willing to bet
     that there's a lot of straight males
with similar friends.

Not that I expect
     you to actually think about
what I am saying.

Oh man. I could spend
     hours debunking this shit one
by one. But its late.

Equal marriage right?
     Not sure what the hell was wrong
with me yesterday.

I like this. A lot.
     The guitar and vocals are
by far my favorite.

"ok," I thought, "He's
     probably having one of his
stupid long showers".

I opened this tab
     in the background and didn't look
at it for a while.

Hardly. I lurk. Wow!
     You didn't skip leg day, did you?
Beautiful torso!

That being said, $150/mo
     isn't going to get you
where you want to go.

Plus, you have a few
     months, so you should be able
to budget for it.

On top of a big
     pile of money with many
beautiful ladies.

I missed the boat. *sigh*
     [deleted] Well I can say
one thing for certain.

back in some years wen
     i had the most massive crush
on my real first love.

Call off the search. Hah,
     I wish you luck! Man cannot
live on bread alone.

My biggest question
     is what our line is actually
going to look like.

Congratulations,
     in trying to save this country,
you have destroyed it.

My RA was sitting
     at the table behind us
the entire time.

Basically it just
     means, hope you don't die my friend.
My thoughts exactly.

-No one ever Where
     did the Pentagon footage
you posted come from?

I feel like I've been
     spun around with a blindfold
on with this season.

But we all know how
     easily overwritten
human instincts are.

It has an actual
     plot and in that, the humor
is very natural.

Fuck this guy, bigot
     or not, this idiot did
this for attention.

I can't wait for more!
     I mashed these two together
and had no problem.

[deleted] I love
     you It can end pretty bad
if it hits the spine.

All I'm saying is
     that he has put his country
and his test team first.

If the deposit
     is less than the lawyer costs,
then just give it back.

And the neurotic
     assassin would be married
to his step daughter.

Yes... he's too afraid
     to confront his emotions
over Erica.

FUCK YOU DAD!!! I'm not
     gonna run your dealership
when I graduate!!!!!

As for the topic,
     tiger gives faster clears now
in all my testing.

This game is simple
     once you know the mechanics.
They don't change at all.

I'm flying around
     in that gorgeous ship right now
in Star Trek Online!

I know the deck can
     fizzle, but it just never
seems to against me.

i think [deleted]
     Well I'm not saying you can't
mud anywhere else.

I'm seeing an e
     with male and female symbols
coming off of it.

Yup Yup. When I was
     in I regularly got
punished for my waist.

She constantly begs
     for attention and told me
she had *cancer* once.

I don't understand
     this mentality unless
you were competing.

You just need to sell
     yourself better, or maybe
start your own business.

Asking out women
     who are complete strangers is
called a cold approach.

Game advertising
     in this form doesn't really
trickle down to me.

Just because they don't
     marry doesn't mean they don't
stay with each other.

I have scars from him.
     My dog was scared of the cat
most of the time too.

Awesome. Race traitors
     There is this annoying ad
on the radio.

Does your graphics card
     run fine up until its pushed
or when does it fail?

The guy had a huge
     number of lines and it was
just a big surprise.

And sometimes, I just
     throw it all out the window
and call it a splurge.

We hate each other.
     We will not agree. One will
always dominate.

And then afterward
     try and mash it back into
my pants the same way.

In both cases there
     were no symptoms up until
right before their deaths.

Quite a lot of good
     scripts will break a rule or three,
spec or otherwise.

The reason you learn
     rules is so you don't break them
without good reason.

It starting coming
     toward me until it was right
outside the window.

For well over $2m
     I'd want them! They leave sparkles
everywhere they touch!

If you can't tell, I'm
     the one making the awkward
smile in both pictures.

a question how do
     you remove the patches on
shirts etc.?

I guess if you want
     to do that to someone, feel
free, but it is cruel.

The season finished
     filming quite some time ago..
the fights are over.

Tags for their price aren't
     the best quality build but
the best advertised.

This was over six
     years ago and I still can't
get over that shit.

People think they know
     everything and all about
the military.

But if you are trying
     to sell me the best burger
you possibly can?

My friend just happened
     to get on at the moment
I took the picture.

On my second phone.
     I still love it though. Hey I'm
ginger and fat too.

If she got into
     the hands of some hick across
the street she is fucked.

But maybe ill bring
     this up and see what i can
come up with from there.

still lots of empty
     space but its coming back quite
nicely around here.

the asshole has done
     this before too so I say
harsher is better.

[deleted] you go
     to apple farms with him too?
[deleted] Me too.

Just a tip, good luck
     [deleted] [deleted] I've
felt that way before.

Warning however,
     if you scroll down to the plot,
you will find spoilers.

You got rax here, games
     basically over, so I'm
gonna stop watching.

Kick turns are super
     useful and help develop
better board control.

Why can't they just do
     art that looks like the things its
supposed to look like.

Well worth trying if you're
     ever in the area
while they're making it.

I can answer some
     stuff if you guys want but I've
been pretty busy.

One of these sweethearts
     sent me a Matte NYX lipstick
in Bloody Mary.

Lunch kiosks and trucks.
     You can get a decent lunch.
Not great, but decent.

Somewhere in the game.
     I think its at a certain
giants encampment.

Being gay wasn't
     always as innocuous
as it is today.

I probably didn't scroll
     down long enough, but I just
got so excited.

All of a sudden
     my friends all leap up and yell
"Let's do a runner!".

It's the only time
     I've ever got a boner
while reading Kafka.

But who knows, maybe
     I can't ollie anymore.
I'll look into it!

There's nothing worse than
     losing a harvest to mold
after months of work.

Rogers is a good
     player, but I think we should
look to the future.

The military
     sucks for everyone, not just
those in combat. fuck.

The delivery
     charge didn't cover how much gas
we used on the run.

Sure the buildings look
     similar, but they're buildings,
what do you expect?

Sigh. How can someone
     write a book on the topic
and not know better.

Yeah, I know about
     those, though I meant actual tracks,
like at Central Tech.

We somehow decide
     that means I have to go back
to her place with her.

But yeah, bizarre part,
     but I found him and that whole
chapter very cool.

My introverted
     nature has made things pretty
difficult for me.

It's not the exact
     same as Hisao, but it's
definitely close.

If you play a good
     mix of diamonds and masters
then you're high diamond.

Hope that helps! I want
     that kirby hat. I want it.
Right now. Zigzagging?

Creating a clear
     path to see and follow from
one to the other.

We grow and learn how
     to be a better Christian
and person through Christ.

Fuck them. My childhood.
     How many times do you get
"oh was it *shocking*"?

Unless you can send
     used things or help out don't hate.
I do what I can.

I got real lucky
     and made a bunch of money
over the summer.

[deleted] This is
     going to get buried, but
I might as well share.

a little loopy
     from painkillers right now, but
otherwise i'm great!

this made me giggle
     Well I can't wait to play him!
I'm doing alright...

I haven't gotten
     sick so far, so I must be
doing something right!

Sorry that this may
     sound ignorant, but what is
with the swastikas?

Ignorance is not
     knowing anything at all
about the subject.

[deleted] That looks
     insane I'll definitely
have to check that out.

Will this actually make
     much difference for those whose goal
is getting hammered?

Can't forget Big Sur
     [deleted] Well I fucking
hope they have a plan!

[deleted] I laughed
     but only cause I would've
just did it for him.

Therefore, I would say
     mining has little affect
on present value.

?.....make sure every guy
     on the planet is fucking.
make it not special.

If you want to do
     something proactive then just
support your girlfriend.

She's looking a lot
     better now, *Night and Day*, than
she has in awhile.

Do they have maintenance
     technicians available
in your area?

If you pay less, you
     get that much of a discount
on the final game.

with that said, there are
     digital artifacts all
throughout this image.

I choose life. How else
     would you prefer them to be?
Those were wonderful.

Talent and hard work
     mean more in this industry
than anything else.

Classic. I actually
     already posted that same
link somewhere in here.

Saw it on the news,
     it might not be their belief
but they don't judge it.

Now would be a good
     time to employ your No True
Scotsman fallacy.

Exactly, I try
     to turn it down real low or
keep one headphone out.

I'm sorry to hear,
     I like this photo though What
part in Idaho?

*walks in behind her
     wearing a Victorian
era suit* Well... shit...

Our only upkeep
     was feeding them, loving them,
and burying them.

Im more just happy
     to be an earthling and leave
well enough alone.

Or a horse sized dick.
     You realize that it makes no
sense and said it. Weird.

this is the first thing
     that made me actually laugh Where
did you get it from?

Fuck I'm demented
     It doesn't really work like
that in Europe though.

Suicide seems like
     the only way out for way
too many people.

yes, determinants
     sorry about that upper
triangle format?

Masterbate before
     you make any decisions.
You may feel better.

Shut the f.... I cant
     even solve one. Or juggle..
That's pretty shitty.

The passive on his
     Q is a steroid. I earned
my Eagle Last week.

I'm just coming up
     for air and I'd like to see
what we can work out.

You are entitled
     to your opinion but that's
just straight ignorance.

Nobody knows yet
     because it hasn't been done
on this large scale yet.

Oh, my grandma lives
     in Queens and I visit her
every now and then.

Get some muscle, tone
     your body, work on hair styles
and clothing as well.

I think it'll be fun
     to learn all this stuff again
and for real this time.

In any other
     forum, this sort of stuff would
just be deleted.

Tonight I noticed
     that that's the next episode
she's about to watch.

Whom? Most news outlets
     tend to report stories based
on the public mood.

Ok I'm back. Wow.
     Each of these got a listen
and I'm blown away.

[deleted] Second
     life is just one thing I will
never understand.

[deleted] Oh yea.
     Some of my family lives there
and it's FUCKED up now.

The cage has a false
     back with all the birds except
the first one in it.

I lived on a ranch,
     we had quite a lot of weird
exotic critters.

Well if someone breaks
     into his house he knows what
to scare them off with.

not military)?
     If so, how long did it take
you to pay off things?

I've had this issue,
     and turning the wireless off
then on again works.

I'll reply further
     when I have had time to read
and understand that.

What strikes you as most
     odd about american
culture currently?

Are open minded
     Christians really all that rare?
Don't quit your day job.

Completely agree,
     I was merely providing
some extra context.

Because someone who
     thinks like that is not someone
you need in your life.

We've never rebuilt.
     I don't think you understand
what rebuilding is.

I agreed because
     he said he only needed
to stay for a month.

[deleted] That just
     got me pumped Its a really
easy to run game.

Suicidal thoughts
     are a sign of depression,
which is treatable.

There's nothing to gain
     but imaginary points.
Citation needed.

A few days later
     my friend and I are talking
and he's drunk again.

Whoa! The exact same
     scenario has occurred
in my life! *Oh, wait.

Occasionally when
     I'm just going to bed I'll
throw some sleep shorts on.

Close quarters chaos!
     It's what I used to quickly
make the image, sure.

Anyhow, I don't
     think that some specific rules
are exist, you know.

Because I have no
     idea whats your final
result should looks like.

Pro Tip: Kiss ass. yeah,
     I've watched Shame a fair few times
and always love it.

It's the same as ranked,
     just pick a champion you
know, and try to win.

Like, they make machines
     or something, and they both glitch,
and they cross over.

I'd like to date long
     enough until I'm FOR SURE
she's the one. So years.

I mean religious
     people are people, there are
good ones and bad ones.

You're adorable.
     Hello! That's a little thin,
but I can see it.

This is honestly
     one of the best endings I've
seen in a LONG time.