Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #148536

Also, do you think
     gun control is effective?
Explain por favor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148537

I can understand
     people being afraid by
really tall, buff guys.

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Haiku #148538

Finding a common
     ground with other parties will
be quite hard as well.

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Haiku #148731

You should never go
     into a ranked game thinking
"it's fine if I lose!"

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Haiku #148732

Losing sucks, and you
     should do everything you can
to avoid losing.

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Haiku #148733

I assume the club
     made the banner for them, but
classy nonetheless.

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Haiku #148734

Then I'd like to see
     my boys graduate high school.
I'm good after that.

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Haiku #148735

I was just saying
     the sales are nothing like all
the retail sales. Damn.

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Haiku #148736

Not sure. People from
     any country can practice
Judaism right?

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Haiku #148737

Please report back if
     you are able to make him
come from it, good luck!

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Haiku #148738

Keep in mind, there will
     likely be a warrant put
out for your arrest.

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Haiku #148739

Take just the advice
     and ignore the words they say
out of frustration.

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Haiku #148740

They back up to 150+m,
     then rush at one another
to strike. Precisely.

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Haiku #148741

I'd say grab a friend
     and talk their ears off but you've
got limited time.

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Haiku #148742

So, what you're saying
     is, it's the woman's fault no
matter what... Got it.

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Haiku #148743

It really would be
     absolutely amazing.
Are you kidding me.

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Haiku #148744

Flat parties with friends
     and friends of friends. And strangers.
Talk to the strangers.

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Haiku #148745

They think it's a phase
     or that all guys think cocks are
hot from time to time.

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Haiku #148746

On my Samsung tab,
     there is a My Files folder
to access all files.

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Haiku #148747

Can you reserve one,
     and I'll put it up again
in a little bit?

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Haiku #148748

But I don't highly
     recommend them, especially
over that list there.

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Haiku #148749

lol I don't
     tend to assume anything
based on race or size.

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Haiku #148750

It is more about
     which is more accurately
measured at this time.

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Haiku #148751

My advice is if
     you want people around, find
yourself a nice guild.

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Haiku #148752

See ya soon! I feel
     like I'm fighting an uphill
battle on this one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148753

The person this post
     is about is underage
even in the show.

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Haiku #148754

She's your mum, there's times
     you may want talk more, there's times
you may want talk less.

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Haiku #148755

And you don't want that.
     These stories are less common,
but they do happen.

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Haiku #148756

What is there left is
     you take all the oil and gas
revenue away?

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Haiku #148757

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #148758

I try to leave, BUT
     THEY KEEP PULLING ME BACK IN!!!!
Kinda relevant.

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Haiku #148759

**Photos** Your main is
     basically your worst photo.
Your third is your best.

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Haiku #148760

True story. I can
     make people laugh easily.
Greatest thing ever.

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Haiku #148761

High end external
     DACs are very good, but cheap
ones generally aren't.

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Haiku #148762

So he probably still
     does it today, only now
he flashes his badge.

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Haiku #148763

[deleted] You are
     wrong, it says if you are not
gay, you can't play there.

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Haiku #148764

Or at very least
     buy it out and shut it down
before it gets big?

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Haiku #148765

Apply common sense
     to any situation
to reduce the risks.

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Haiku #148766

Losing sucks, and you
     should do everything you can
to avoid losing.

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Haiku #148767

Republicans are
     for liberty for the rich
and corporations.

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Haiku #148768

It works like a charm.
     That, quite literally, made me
laugh out loud. Thank you.

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Haiku #148769

All of your life is
     one choice after another
down various paths.

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Haiku #148770

Jesus fucking christ.
     You really think they know jack
shit about women?

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Haiku #148771

Nice guy brows, Vincent
     Price. The end of Downfall is
weirdly affecting.

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Haiku #148772

Can't they use plastic
     palm leaves, since the whole thing is
phony anyway?

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Haiku #148773

People who have sex
     have the physical pleasure
as a part of it.

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Haiku #148774

[deleted] Wow you
     are so generous =D thank
you Of course. Of course.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148775

[deleted] Not true.
     There are contributions made
beyond code commits.

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Haiku #148776

A few years later
     i moved out of state (back home)
and had him tested.

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Haiku #148777

If this is the same
     Doty, it appears he may
have mental issues.

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Haiku #148778

That said, maybe some
     things could be done to help you
feel safe until then.

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Haiku #148779

Fuck that guy. Good luck.
     Yes please It's just another
place for them to hide.

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Haiku #148780

I usually end
     up just using my fingers
for conditioners.

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Haiku #148781

Rattle snakes don't make
     noise because they're acting like
their tough. They are tough.

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Haiku #148782

If you really want
     to improve your game, you should
simply play the game.

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Haiku #148783

I've worked in a few
     places with very casual
drinking policies.

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Haiku #148784

Hope it'll be good! Yeah,
     that was the point of this post
:I Thank you kind sir!

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Haiku #148785

Please use the search bar
     and you'll find several answers
to it. Thanks a lot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148786

We will be having
     some traditional Russian
food at the wedding...

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Haiku #148787

A lot of people
     seem to have not known so I'm
gonna leave it up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148788

The daughter does not
     know a life outside of what
she has been placed through.

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Haiku #148789

I was born Jewish
     and never in my life had
to claim to be one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148790

on that same vein, why
     make new friends, why meet old ones
why do anything?

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Haiku #148791

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148792

I won't recommend
     specific servers, since I'm
in the US. added.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148793

If I stall again,
     I'll start doing blood ketone
level measurements.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148794

He is more selfish
     than Kobe and not as good
to make up for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148795

Clear Texas skies are
     amazingly beautiful,
night time and day time.

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Haiku #148796

You didn't qualify
     your statement, clarify it,
or justify it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148797

Not permanently
     but he still went to the ER
followed by prison.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148798

I seriously
     don't know what to do with all
this useless knowledge.

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Haiku #148940

Jesus Christ, I hate
     the sun but that bottom line
made me laugh out loud.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148941

Now that I've started
     mixing it well it doesn't
happen anymore.

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Haiku #148942

The effect is most
     apparent when resuming
use after a break.

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Haiku #148943

And you're still lapping
     all those people just sitting
on the couch. Keep. It.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148944

I think i own these!
     I love how silky they feel
against my pussy!

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Haiku #148945

Must have things pretty
     good if something so mild is
described so strongly.

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Haiku #148946

As the "quiet good
     kid" teachers often paired me
with troublemakers.

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Haiku #148947

all my 9v's are run
     from one out and I've never
had any issue.

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Haiku #148948

But I understand
     what you mean about being
straight up with her though.

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Haiku #148949

Japanese cars are
     most definitely better
and longer lasting.

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Haiku #148950

[deleted] The leafs
     are out so I'm just cheering
for the habs to lose.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148951

As a server, you
     are totally fine bringing
in the carrier.

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Haiku #148952

Is it 4k or 1080p?
     Nice. [deleted] Semantics.
What a great response.

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Haiku #148953

They're loving and sweet
     to their owners but can be
vicious with strangers.

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Haiku #148954

It was weird. It was
     in the fifth grade and I was
taller by a head.

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Haiku #148955

I EMU suggest
     you PARADISE find a new
.COM site to download.

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Haiku #148956

Just ask! :D If you
     think Stanton can stay healthy,
you have to keep him.

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Haiku #148957

Then they said, just hop
     into the van, and we can
get career started.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148958

As I said, studies
     show homework in early grades
is detrimental.

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Haiku #148959

Can't wait to get back
     into keto, and I wish
you the best of luck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148960

[deleted] Now that's
     what I call frontier justice.
you're very pretty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148961

So yeah, i can say
     i HATED, HATED, HATED
The Fault in Our Stars.

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Haiku #148963

Thanks for the heads up.
     Really instills confidence
in your young players.

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Haiku #148964

Because for the most
     part, it's not fun and doesn't
add any value.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148966

It's really scary,
     especially considering
the things we work on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148967

This is REDUCING
     the income provided by
selling back power.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148968

Ah yeah. Any male
     fan of a female artist
gets a lot of hate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148969

Assuming you're male
     [deleted] There will always
be people like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148970

Most of those countries
     have extremely strict gun laws,
but are still violent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148971

Granted, I probably
     use Shrapnel more often than
most Sniper players.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148972

Definitely bulk,
     IMO. Who are you and what
have done with Goldy?

Score: 0          

Haiku #148973

You sound pathetic
     along with all the other
people saying it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148974

I love the family
     and I love her, I just feel
like it will not work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148975

You could add a cross
     brace when open, cut a square
to fit, tape and mud.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148976

Did Vin just call what
     that pitch was before it was
actually in the mitt?

Score: 0          

Haiku #148978

I know a kid named
     Jonathan Miller, I could
see this being him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148981

[deleted] I guess
     the key for me is whether
the parents agree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148982

No, they're pretty true.
     Not for all Americans,
but it's pretty close.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148983

They can absorb more
     salary and get a pick
for their services.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148984

bloody hell that was
     cold Did those pennies happen
to be your money?

Score: 0          

Haiku #148985

Not that it really
     matters, because this shit is
as fake as fake gets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148986

Sometimes dangerous,
     but always with great humor
and intelligence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148987

But here's a question,
     have you ever driven or
ridden in a car?

Score: 0          

Haiku #148988

I can keep it up
     for a minute or so, but
afterwards, I can't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148989

For one of the game's
     toughest players he sure does
get injured a lot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148990

Is it still going?
     Yea, your advice here should be
firmly adhered to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148991

[deleted] I don't
     feel the Green Malay or White
Vietnam AT ALL.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148992

Have a friend (posing
     as a high roller) lose big
to you in poker.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148993

Would love to replace
     that plug with my tongue and feel
your cheeks on my face.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148994

A hell of a lot
     more money though... Alright....... This.......
Doesn't seem......... To be.......

Score: 0          

Haiku #148995

But I did the same
     thing, bout it out of boredom
and I'm loving it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148996

I believe it would
     be either "You're" or "You are".....
add me Reported.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148997

[deleted] I've been
     watching some of the Peanuts
holiday specials.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148999

[deleted] Thank you.
     This is our dream house and where
we want to retire.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149000

BANG The shot was loud
     enough to send birds flying
from the tree above.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149001

No idea why
     he didn't out that on color
map in the first place.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149003

Did you know where you
     would be out if you were wrong
before you got in?

Score: 0          

Haiku #149004

he hit malkin right
     in the leg wand holy shit,
incredible rack.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149005

Usually they don't
     care as long as you make friends
with the right people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149006

If you kept it real
     the entire time, it will
last alot longer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149007

It's a choice. Should you
     choose it, don't expect worthwhile
guys to hang around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149008

A lot of older
     Hondas had cd changers
in the trunk really?

Score: 0          

Haiku #149009

But the animal
     man omnibus I just got
is not tight at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149010

I do have drivers
     training, I took it before
going for my G2.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149011

I think he means well
     but he's not diplomatic
about it at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149012

It doesn't show up
     at all when you search for it!?
[deleted] Thank you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #149013

When you talk about
     having a huge cock you sound
like an idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149014

[deleted] added
     to discuss about Sonic
& All Stars Racing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149015

my family were picked
     by the best english judges
to settle this land.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149295

If you don't see that,
     then I guess we're done having
this conversation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149296

There appears to be
     some grand entrance with very
large doors up ahead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149297

The 3's and 4's are
     the tougher battles, but still,
this year has been nuts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149298

But being so far
     away it was a very
soft plan. When? Today?

Score: 0          

Haiku #149299

And if you front him
     like they did a few times, you
must have backside help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149300

That she doesn't know
     where you live or your friends or
fucking anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149301

I didn't mean to cut
     your grass. Heatley is so *slow*!
Stones from everton.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149302

That will play into
     the mosquito factor more
than anything. Cheers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149303

Saying a texture
     ruined the game for you is
just ridiculous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149304

The second mistake,
     Prime, was not stepping forward
to face me yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149305

Strangers. There's at least
     the possibility I'd
enjoy some of them!

Score: 0          

Haiku #149306

Same size as a spike,
     but reacts like a wall when
you bump into it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149307

He didn't do half those
     things, and the other half weren't
year one things. Chip dip.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149308

How'd you like the show?
     My band was the opener.
Did you see our set?

Score: 0          

Haiku #149309

I can already
     tell I fall much cleaner than
some several year vets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149310

Try (safely) jumping
     around on your skates every
practice, or off skates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149311

Good bourbon will hurt
     your wallet, but it's good scotch
that will murder it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149312

New Years' Day. A new
     year, a fresh start, a new chance
to take on the world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149313

The lace curtains swayed
     softly in time with the breeze.
"Mummy?" "Yes, darling?"

Score: 0          

Haiku #149314

Kissing a smoker
     is like licking an ashtray.
Serves you right Clifford.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149315

Now, you may be banned
     from that store or stores you stole
from, but that makes sense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149316

But if the wallet
     can handle it go for it.
They are pretty cool.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149317

If it closes when
     your desired attribute
rolls, you may lose it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149318

What the actual fuck.
     Either this is awesome or
he's using a script.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149319

I'm more interested
     to see what change would occur
on the internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149320

When is Duchene back?
     Concur. Thought time was constant.
Is just relative.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149321

Have to at least try
     if they want to steal a car
on the second floor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149322

The speed of death is
     what increased not the scale or
emotional means.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149323

Actually, I have slept
     with the wives of two Marines.
The guys are buddies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149324

If I'm laying down,
     he's trying to get his 90lb self
nestled in with me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149325

Don't worry about
     going alone, you wouldn't
be the only one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149326

Hilarious. Yeah,
     that just might get you booted.
From a lot of things!

Score: 0          

Haiku #149327

Emotionally closed
     off, I have yet to figure
out what triggered it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149328

The military
     has their hands full in Iraq
and Afghanistan.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149329

Sure, the National Guard
     can help, but they also take
time to mobilize.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149330

However, CuS is
     not aqueous in water,
which complicates things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149331

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149332

Most of the other
     streamers are not worth watching
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149333

Disagreements cause
     emotional flare ups when
people are in love.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149334

And you have to be
     aware of where they are on
the floor at all times.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149335

This is basically
     like when an old person says
"when I was younger...".

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Haiku #149336

By the time you get
     halfway through, you'll start hitting
some interesting stuff.

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Haiku #149337

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #149338

Been looking at them
     and can't decide if I want
to buy them or not.

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Haiku #149339

[deleted] Is there
     anything to stop this from
happening to renters?

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Haiku #149340

wu tang [Meta] I'm
     sure whatever you have will
be most fun, indeed.

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Haiku #149341

Let sit for a few
     then dab the area dry
with some paper towels.

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Haiku #149342

Good if he's old school
     then well fuck what's the actual
old school stuff called now?

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Haiku #149343

Honestly, tell them
     outside of the game "I planned
for this to happen.

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Haiku #149344

Yeah back then the best
     we could hope for was ketchup
on our fingertips.

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Haiku #149345

If you still don't think
     he is a racist we can
have a discussion.

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Haiku #149346

Besides, she would be
     talking with him, if she were
in freer spirits.

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Haiku #149347

Is there another
     way to add them to the game?
Edit: Never mind.

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Haiku #149348

"Dear diary, Today's
     sandwich from the company
fridge was named Steven.

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Haiku #149349

Also, arm holes are
     often too big, which is not
really fixable.

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Haiku #149351

Generally people
     crave what they have been getting
their nutrients from.

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Haiku #149352

Note: The Red Viper
     fights the Mountain, not the Hound.
Amen Outstanding!

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Haiku #149353

But he really needs
     to calm down and let the play
come to him. THANK FUCK!!!

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Haiku #149354

My favorite dessert
     is the green tea pudding, it's
not for everyone.

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Haiku #149355

Good luck and hope you
     do well, I am sure you will
raise the funds needed.

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Haiku #149356

Keep honing. You'll take
     thousands of frames before you
feel like you've got it.

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