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[deleted] This is
     beautiful, where did you start
and how do practice?

Every failure rate
     is given by "per year," not
"per times you have sex."

Do you really want
     to be with a girl who sees
you as second place?

Maybe it's a dumb
     question but physics often
confuses me so...

I'm still working on
     my jellyfish tribal deck.
Come on, jellyfish!

Again. I am not
     saying that I prefer such
type of imagery.

if he asks why you
     would ask him just say because
you're just wondering.

After a few times
     making coils it doesn't take
much effort at all.

expand your social
     network so you can meet girls
in different settings.

If it is not bad,
     you can sand the bridge saddle
down to correct it.

It would be a strange
     thing to say for sure unless
you explain further.

A suspect who shows
     no *obvious* signs of death
is to be handcuffed.

Why do we do this?
     Why can't we just set a goal
for humanity?

I just don't think I'm
     deluding myself into
thinking he'll want more.

So fair enough there.
     Not really sure what this has
to do with men's rights.

I was very tall
     for my age so everyone
thought I was older.

Oh, well. I suppose
     I'll stick to science. Have fun
with philosophy.

Take his boot liners
     out of the boots so they dry
faster and don't rot.

Fortunately he'll
     probably outgrow them by next
season anyways.

I definitely
     think Marie and Ann are more
common than those four.

e: To clarify,
     I do mean friends. Not people
I've recently met.

Mow some lawns, shovel
     some snow, you got three months son.
This. Exactly this.

Hey, I have an egg
     that could use some help if you
can find the time. Thanks.

There is no market
     risk, the whole thing is funded
by the company.

No one owes you crap.
     No one owes you the "real scoop".
No one owes you "proof".

As a female who
     is pale with dark hair I would
really like to know.

I WISH I COULD GO
     BACK IN TIME TEN YEARS AND SHOW
MYSELF THIS PICTURE...

We can even make
     fart sounds by rubbing our chests
together just right!

I hear from people
     that he's a mall rat so yeah.
Yup I'll get on now.

I had heard about
     that one, but I didn't really
see much about it.

I was just about
     to right the same exact thing!
Quitting is easy...

It makes them feel good
     about themselves, which in turns
makes them like the girl.

Seems like a good shape
     to stay on top of those balls.
Ballparks, excuse me.

We have our rednecks,
     but most the population
is pretty liberal.

I know I know, guess
     I'll go to sleep and figure
life out later. Sigh.

That could open up
     some funds that the Titans didn't
have before today.

Alaska: its just
     so far away. Hawaii:
also very far.

I don't mean touching
     my private areas, just
touching in general.

They don't have a game
     the weekend before, while we're
playing Texas State.

Is a decision
     made on this date do you know?
that's what i'm saying.

And tell them, because
     I can do that. That last line
was good. "I was wrong!

Quick question, you sound
     extremely dissatisfied
with the current product.

I have very few
     friends and I live off playing
boardgames and sleeping.

Making them little
     rock people made it much more
interesting for me.

Semantics, mangas
     are Japanese comics Girl.
I really loved that.

If anyone should
     platoon with Gentry it is
coco, not Reddick.

Half the time he didn't
     even finish his line, there
were just blank spaces!

What if the guy had
     lost control and crashed into
one of those storefronts?

these guys are given
     way to much attention you
better deliver.

Student tech support
     doesn't return my emails
anymore, either.

Well put, do you know
     if its the swedish model
that we're following?

I heaped and emptied
     at least two plates of pizza
and brinner each time.

My second thought is
     that would be a federal crime,
the best kind of joke.

[deleted] Fail Send
     7th round pick for your pick
and lynch. He'll accept.

If you're not willing
     to do that then it seems like
you don't care enough.

I think the US is
     the only country that does
that with black people.

That's my choice. Actually,
     I think I will" *Suicide.
Stop killing yourself!

Go back and watch it!
     Where are you rewatching I'd
really like to see?

pretty sure my mum
     isn't, so the talk with her
would be difficult.

I feel like I can
     relate with the way she thinks
and the way she acts.

Inevitably,
     there always will be someone
who asks what I do.

Any design looks
     awful in the beginning
stages anyways.

There is no degree
     or line that you cross that makes
you professional.

I'm short of breath when
     I look at you. I can't stop
myself from talking.

Then switch yourself out
     with your female counter part.
Film their reaction.

I went on a date
     with a woman who shared first
names with my sister.

Get a team and get
     to challenger or solo
que to challenger.

Oh, cool.... I don't think
     I'm gonna do that though, if
that's okay with you.

If you are having
     trouble expressing yourself,
then write it down first.

You don't need to live
     in Detroit to have shady
shit happen near you.

[It's funny because
     I have this in my shopping
cart at the moment.

The Suns shop doesn't
     even seem to have a link
to them anymore!

[deleted] Well shit,
     sidewalks don't begin and end
right at the entrance.

Definitely keep
     going though You're quite welcome;
it was the right choice.

Must be really shit
     to have a fixed scope like that.
Soon this won't matter.

I guess a little
     frustration is worth it if
helps you learn better.

The fact that people
     are "owned" by another is
less of an issue.

Edit: I think it's
     pretty clear what the meaning
is behind this song.

I'm kinda guessing
     the swirling pen cap motion
was just an excuse.

Pot doesn't do that,
     heck acid doesn't even
do that. The arrest.

Would link it but I'm
     on mobile, if you wouldn't
mind looking through there.

Fair enough, I might
     give that a go, when I find
time to read again.

As a personal
     trainer I believe strongly
in sports medicine.

Dating *actually* goes
     how you and your partner want
and guide it to. Thanks!

I've read all of *one*
     romance novel in my life,
and this wasn't it!

Are you sure there is
     no backup electric heat?
What model is it?

If a dog ever
     caught the car it wouldn't know
what to do with it.

I was kind of let
     down by how they showed atoms
in this episode.

Also, maybe make
     Ice Arrows a requirement
to finish him off.

[deleted] "Smashing!"
     It's like you went full Nigel.
hell yeah more aggies!

It seriously
     bothers the crap out of me
when women do this.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

The official site
     let me purchase the monthly
subscription in AUD.

That's their job to go
     out and take out those anti
aircraft guns as well.

And Americans
     will play along so as not
to make things awkward!

I bet you I work
     in a more conservative
workplace than you do.

I mean, he's got both
     "intellectual, social,
AND technical skills!"

Exposing children
     to the toxic chemicals
in tobacco smoke.

In the US a drink
     with ice usually has ice
filling the whole glass.

And Red Baron is
     cheap too People still go on
advice animals?

He's acting like he's
     in Dallas or something, "HE'S
TRYING TO RUIN ME!!!"

Am I the only
     one that wants to know how big
that guys wallet was?

I think your dream might
     have portrayed something going
on with your breathing.

Makes me hesitant
     to watch when the story line
is so volatile.

Unless you have been
     holding your ejaculate
for an hour or so.

If the streak was on
     the line, does anyone think
Sting would have a chance?

This works the same way
     for intelligence and brain
computing power.

Interesting. He has
     the most beautifully ugly
swing I've ever seen.

And I'd remind you
     that it's rare for us to go
to war over this.

I don't really care
     what people think of me based
on one sole message.

Is it me or does
     that guy have a big ass head
and little kid arms?

If you want something
     really overt, consider
mumbling to yourself.

It all depends on
     the person because that could
be too much for them.

I may be crazy
     too and completely off base.
Either way, good luck!

Presumably she'd
     be very loud, very tall
and heavily built.

Was he just crazy?
     Or was he actually getting
messages from God?

You did pretty good,
     I see a lot of details,
and also shading.

I could only hear
     his voice everytime I tried
to think of his name.

Ah... your ancestors
     too were raised on the barren
plains of Mongolia.

Our goal is to bring
     Americans together,
not drive them apart.

I'm a complete mess
     when it comes to keeping phones
intact lol.

I was referring
     to the video posted,
not his actual shape.

I was the same way
     until I upgrade with some
from out of the states.

*he slows down a bit,
     continuing to slide, but
at a slower rate.

No one in this thread
     used false rape to belittle
the issue of rape.

Needs darker ink... Oh,
     I get it, he thought it was
cool aid and drank it.

Probably, but this sounds
     like it would be more likely
to make things much worse.

I never knew how
     to put that feeling into
words, until now! Oh?

If you saturate
     your inductor core, it will
fail to oscillate.

It's one of those style
     over substance gangster films.
Entertaining though.

He's been dropping dope
     ass features in the mean time.
Expecting great things.

I'd like to pretend
     I have a chance at getting
you to fuck my throat.....

It's currently not
     legal for medicinal
use in Australia.

I really suggest
     that you should try to get clean
before going in.

Staring into space
     and feeling scared of how small
you are is sublime.

I absolutely
     agree some things are outside
the realm of reason.

When I went on guard
     duty, my roommate had gone
into my tower.

Every girl I talked
     to or had over or worked
with said the same thing.

At least the big guy
     had the decency to put
real shoes on. Thank you!

I love that you seem
     to think Rock is exempt from
this criticism.

Its a real photo?
     All over the Australian
media for months.

Bumpers are far too
     high and the fenders are now
considered open.

Its silly to be
     proud of something that you had
nothing to do with.

It would probably be
     simple enough if you knew
what you were doing.

Go and vote the ones
     who do appease you. Bye bye!
Pretty accurate.

Edit: had to make
     "literally" bold so it could
drive the point across.

I am talking if
     hypothetically the sun
were to just vanish.

Tastes have changed. If you
     look at YA Romance covers,
things are much different.

Some thoughts are far more
     indicative of mental
illness than others.

Yet if two workers
     are talking to each other,
it's communism.

You're an idiot.
     Agree. Where is the school stance
on bullying here?

He's one person from
     LCS that I really
have not liked on there.

There is a pub near
     my office i love to take
Americans to.

Thanks man, I really
     appreciate you taking
the time to write that.

I remember when
     I wore glasses as a kid,
I got made fun of.

I've always felt like
     there was something wrong with me,
like I was deformed.

At 16k sample, there
     would be information loss
as per Nyquist law.

That alone does not
     solve much since most of the things
escape via frames.

Nothing to see here,
     just an asshole with a huge
chip on his shoulders.

super cool work, but
     why the motivational
poster poetry?

Hot.. I think every
     hero gets screwed over by
stuns and silences.

Probably evened out
     with the amount of shampoo
she used growing it!

Again, references
     are used and listed throughout
the publication.

Most of them, at least.
     And they line their pockets through
other means as well.

You can still do these
     things, but you need to plan them
out a bit better.

If children break you,
     then something else probably would
have eventually.

You know, never mind.
     To refute something, you need
to make arguments.

Although most of all...
     don't bet caught between the two.
'sup? im sure i will.

Just check the credits.
     If a reality show
has writers, it's fake.

Whatever you do,
     make sure Lonesome Road is last.
Oh, yeah, right! Let's go!

But I think you were
     also to an extent, but
I'm a **huge asshole**.

Yeah, I completely
     spaced for a moment what linked
those two together.

Holy shit, that kid
     had to be in at least four
drama clubs at once.

An inspiration.
     Every time you streamed it was
like a holiday.

This is assuming
     you'll have a car, which you will
definitely want.

i don't own a pair
     but i'd really love to get
some supra falcons.

Or whip out your map
     and do a fast travel if
the /stuck doesn't work.

Just to be a jerk,
     I will point out that movies
are not comic books.

It's almost like those
     two words will give me super
powers or something.

I think this term should
     be reserved for the people
who don't vote at all.

I moved out. And now
     she won't help me get it since
I don't live with her.

pop's alright sometimes,
     but within the last decade
and a half... fuck it.

The person who cares
     *less* in the relationship
has all the power.

It's getting better.
     Population increase rate
is getting smaller.

Im 4.5k. I probably
     won't play with you, but I'll give
you tips and coach games.

I didn't cry. My mind
     just raced, and all I could think
about was my life.

Check her out. The Black
     Magician trilogy rocks
Are you kidding me?

That said, at any
     speed you're moving, time always
passes normally for.

This is very hard
     to explain without showing
you, to be honest.

Just screen them to see
     how much you trust them before
doing anything.

When was the last time
     you heard a guy moan in porn?
They are a great mix.

There are quite a few
     apps and programs to help you
keep up your progress!

Bad ass car that will
     kick your ass if you aren't skilled
enough to push it.

Drugs are so good they'll
     kill you We have fake doors like
you wouldn't believe!

We pour vodka or
     beer in a glass of some sort,
and then we drink it.

An eye for an eye
     is perfectly reasonable.
You did harm to me?

So when you act like
     this it gives them a reason
to keep doing it.

I'm looking forward
     to seeing a King Tiger
added to the game.

You eat what you like,
     and let me eat what I like.
Okay, I see it.

Fractions of a cent?
     Possible. Nothing? Very,
very unlikely.

Additionally, why
     is your Patriot sitting
like an Omega?