Haiku #129416
Would you like to hurt?
So hurt me. No, a Mr.
Morrison actually.
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Haiku #129417
If that is the worst
thing you can up to I don't
know what to tell you.
Haiku #129418
I'm glad there's someone
else that took a little while
longer to come out.
Haiku #129419
What about "knowing"
Jesus. Of course we can't *meet*
Jesus in person.
Haiku #129420
America will
not elect a president
who doesn't do this.
Haiku #129421
That's why I do it.
It's just hard picking what's most
important sometimes.
Haiku #129422
It's actually a good
one that I have no problem
putting on for him.
Haiku #129423
Cole Slaw [deleted]
Spending money to provide
services is good.
Haiku #129424
Explain. Clarify.
Keep it polite and concise
and she what she says.
Haiku #129425
I don't think Terry
has anything with enough
power to break through.
Haiku #129426
lol It would
be so nice if nobody
bought their weed. Chong Li!
Haiku #129428
I thought it kinda
looked like Minneapolis
but what do I know.
Haiku #129429
At least you didn't "just"
wait until tomorrow or
"just" until Monday.
Haiku #129430
Let me know if you
still can't find it and I'll try
something else! Twist it.
Haiku #129431
I got a bit too
excited, but the link just
caught me by surprise.
Haiku #129432
I imagine it's
kind of hard to get into
doing air shows though.
Haiku #129433
it's new more refined.
Well, at least I try to post
trance tracks on that sub.
Haiku #129434
If only married
people were the only ones
to conceive children.
Haiku #129435
[deleted] I'm not
sure about the negative
comments and votes here.
Haiku #129436
It will improve their
scores, your scores and the team's scores.
Everybody wins!
Haiku #129437
Everybody wins!
(Except those dirty bastards
on the other side.
Haiku #129438
How did you rate these,
based on song, animation
or a mix of both?
Haiku #129439
Yeah its a kinda
bonding thing as long as both
sides are cool with it.
Haiku #129440
Hope became a much
more interesting character,
in my opinion.
Haiku #129441
If men fail, then they're
not "real men". They're less than men.
A woman, perhaps?
Haiku #129442
Doge I couldn't get
past the intro, just wasn't
doing it for me.
Haiku #129443
Men can rely on
their serve a lot more, making
sets a lot tighter.
Haiku #129584
Not the most mature
reaction, but it was what
I wrote on a whim.
Haiku #129585
But at the same time,
I feel like my point of view
is being ignored.
Haiku #129586
I would always be
thinking about it after
the things i have seen.
Haiku #129587
If your argument
holds true then you can't halfway
do either action.
Haiku #129588
It's ridiculous
to click on range attack, then
click on the target.
Haiku #129589
Rolling the items
creates unusable space
between the items.
Haiku #129590
The stubby grip right
now just doesn't do enough
for assault rifles.
Haiku #129591
I haven't bothered
with anything like that since.
Solo Queue *is* ranked.
Haiku #129592
Tell that to the SEC...
[deleted] Disc commander
can never come back.
Haiku #129593
Cell shading is great.
I think it holds up pretty
well as Time goes on.
Haiku #129594
As many people
have already stated, Red
Cloud is a great brand.
Haiku #129595
Why would the person
driving even want to pull
forward past that truck?
Haiku #129596
It still makes me tear
up to realize where I was
and where I am now.
Haiku #129597
No offense to Proof,
but Nameless has proved he is
better in this game.
Haiku #129598
We were such dicks but
good god we laughed our asses
off while doing it.
Haiku #129599
I know great women
programmers, and I know weak
women programmers.
Haiku #129600
That looks like great stuff!
What is the quark toy with his
arms up? It looks cool.
Haiku #129601
Looks fun, but it keeps
telling me that the systems
denies root access.
Haiku #129602
People need to look
at Chelsea these last two years
if they've forgotten.
Haiku #129603
The intern It was
on The Today Show with Matt
Lauer this morning.
Haiku #129604
I have mine hooked up
to my computer with two
other monitors.
Haiku #129605
Actually started out
'cos I wanted to know what
club you supported.
Haiku #129606
We invent labels,
and then we find the labels
don't fit everyone.
Haiku #129607
No art critique would
ever tell the Emperor
that he had no robes.
Haiku #129608
Oh, good point. Russia.
I'm inclined to agree, but
site where he said that.
Haiku #129609
It's like the constant
"there's so many remakes these
days" complaint I see.
Haiku #129610
But you are done, right?
So bye. After all that, I'd
forward the email.
Haiku #129611
But fuck me- I can
see this on a business card,
tee shirt or billboard.
Haiku #129612
Well written Edit:
You guys seriously need
to try house breeding.
Haiku #129613
All the movie sets
have a really good price, Im
saying you are right.
Haiku #95283
I'm not saying that's
how you should play, that's just how
most people do play.
Haiku #129614
If there was some catch
all defense, it wouldn't be
as bad. But there's not.
Haiku #129615
Sorry, I couldn't
get to all of the questions,
but I have to bolt.
Haiku #129616
So the ice on Lake
Ontario is making
Ontario cold.
Haiku #129617
Well wasn't Jesus
executed cause they thought
he was a heathen?
Haiku #129618
Even if you go
down in the reactor, you'll
just get right back up.
Haiku #129619
When minimum wage
is above my base pay, yes,
my base pay will raise.
Haiku #129620
sequestration, would
that move my dot to "centrist"?
Apparently so!
Haiku #129621
Otherwise, she may
be a really great girl, don't
judge her early on.
Haiku #129622
Also, Tweezerman
makes an excellent eyelash
brush with metal teeth.
Haiku #129623
The most important
thing to take is salt, followed
by magnesium.
Haiku #129625
I freaked out the first
time I was helped up and didn't
try again for weeks.
Haiku #129626
His white flame dwindled
and fell apart as water
poured into his soul.
Haiku #129627
Doge is good I like
Doge YOU KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH BLUE?
POO. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
Haiku #129628
CAUSE WE'RE GONNA CARVE
YA UP INTO HAMBURGER
PATTIES. to the moon!
Haiku #129629
Oh I know, I just
don't know what else to tell these
people who complain.
Haiku #129630
So my choices are
that I either hate you, or
I have sex with you?
Haiku #129631
I did the mission
and not long after Ron called
explaining crate drops.
Haiku #129632
lol, yeah right,
but its a step in the right
direction, correct?
Haiku #129633
Just make sure you're done
with puberty or you'll get
wrong numbers each time.
Haiku #129634
This is a little
thing that probably nobody
gives a crap about.
Haiku #129635
Gonna be rolling
in bitches after this hits
the net." I don't know.
Haiku #129636
Yeah man! I'm gonna
start using that site I would
if I could. Oh, true.
Haiku #129637
NICE, wonder if it's
gonna be spacey sounding
like Transistor? Sweet.
Haiku #129638
You are a good guy,
just seem to get frustrated
easily at times.
Haiku #129639
I guess I just like
the idea of super
rapid deployment.
Haiku #129640
What are you talking
about, that was the best part!
He missed everything!
Haiku #129641
Occupy wasn't
unified enough to be
on the extreme left.
Haiku #129642
So if you're going
to spend that much, get the 780ti,
it is way stronger.
Haiku #129643
Sounds awesome. I don't
go up there too much, but I'm
pretty flexible.
Haiku #129644
We don't tolerate
rational discourse, especially
about abortion.
Haiku #129645
They didn't revert them.
They made the overpowered
ones impossible.
Haiku #129646
I know it's the wrong
notes and I keep jumping back
to what's on the page.
Haiku #129647
I know it isn't
hormones for him as he has
*always* been like this.
Haiku #129648
It is ethical
to allocate based on need
and first come first served.
Haiku #129649
Hence why so many
homes have two working parents
and that works out fine.
Haiku #129650
[deleted] Yes or
Carpal tunnel I'd missed you!
Where are we meeting?
Haiku #129651
How would I even
go about doing that, though?
Subtly, I mean.
Haiku #129652
But still I value
the content (the new bosses)
more than the story.
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Haiku #95839
Managers never
want an employee going
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Haiku #130089
A lot of mornings
that isn't easy, but its
expected of me.
Haiku #130090
He came and hung out
with my friends and I, talking
and taking pictures.
Haiku #130091
In fact, every time
I've met Triple H he's been
exceptionally cool.
Haiku #130092
That also always
seems to happen whenever
I have a huge board.
Haiku #130093
You lunge, you think you
hit him, he thinks you hit him,
and you heard a beep.
Haiku #130094
There you go again
princess, somebody should get
you a tiara.
Haiku #130095
Sitting for hours on
end is excruciating
on the eyes and john.
Haiku #130096
Seriously, though,
I really hope everything
turns out right for you.
Haiku #130097
We learnt to buy from
sex shops and stuff rather than
Anne Summers that way.
Haiku #130098
Who wants to level
all their jobs through a hard game..
pretty sure no one.
Haiku #130099
I don't really care
as a bartender and it's
nice as a server.
Haiku #130100
I mean surely you
can understand that That would
be the other ones.
Haiku #130101
This guy gets his wife's
car taken care of and you
think that's laughable?
Haiku #130102
I use it outside
since he doesn't care so much
about tennis balls.
Haiku #130103
Still interaction
is possible and is how
my group is growing.
Haiku #130104
We just saw a new
innovation with the "Dear
subscriber" message.
Haiku #130105
If I made enough
that we could afford it, I'd
like it to happen.
Haiku #130106
In every domain
other than killing, she was
his superior.
Haiku #130108
ahah don't worry...
I barely manage to keep
up with it myself.
Haiku #130109
I honestly can't
imagine seeing Charles or
William in her place.
Haiku #130111
Looks nice. I should get
off my butt and make a nice
board one of these days.
Haiku #130112
It's always dry, but
in the winter when you warm
the air it gets worse.
Haiku #130113
Eve Fuel Probe Mega
Lifter: Big bunch of fuel tanks
on its way to Eve.
Haiku #130114
If he messes up
or can't adapt to a change,
boom he's dead. Good call.
Haiku #130115
These types of people
exist, sure, but I've never
personally met one.
Haiku #130116
My favorite author
is someone I have been close
with for many years.
Haiku #130117
You simply cannot
replace your current rare even
that provides these stats.