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Tony is the one
     guy who can snatch defeat from
the Jaws of victory.

Well that doesn't work
     because you are defining
group identities.

What kind of stupid
     fucking phrase is "practicing
his freedom of speech"?

BIG STEVE! Talking down
     on someone because of their
looks is pathetic.

It must really be
     odd stuck on the inside not
able to look in.

Agree totally
     with your second sentence, good
advice for this sub.

"Men can't be virgins"
     Have you ever even *been*
to the Internet?

Assuming of course,
     your head isn't taking up
all of the space there.

You are garbage, filth.
     Unclean, unfavorable,
and uninteresting.

Besides the pretty
     graphics, Uncharted isn't
anything special.

Yeah, I'm in the camp
     that thinks the state shouldn't be
involved with marriage.

Actually it's my wife's.
     I married well. Draw me like
one of your french cats.

I personally don't
     care but a lot of people
on this sub do. Nope.

I'll wait till after
     the show just so I don't get
my hopes too high though.

So disgusting yet
     so satisfying and there's
just no end to them.

'Sexy' is boring.
     Cute and funny are sexy.
What are your passions?

Cumming while having
     "fun" and "laughs" with friends? Must be
from /fit/. No homo.

I was skeptical
     because it's cordless, but it's
very powerful.

Thank you in advance!
     are you looking for a life
orb or a light ball?

Whatever it is,
     it is really bringing out
the green in your eyes!

The "decent" bumpers
     back in the 70's are great, if
you're into whiplash.

I don't mean to be
     that guy but you're really not
helping anything.

[deleted] A good
     friend of mine named her baby
boy Desmond this year.

Thank you for your kind
     words and all the medical
advice you gave me.

That stay is really
     good for all the distractions
that I know were there.

Some of them don't think
     homosexuality
is a sin at all.

Like this bourgeoisie
     idea of genocide.
Revisionist fuck.

You may not get lens
     savings, but at least you get
body weight savings.

This may look silly,
     but it wouldn't surprise me
if it catches on.

When horrible things
     happen to us it does NOT
make us horrible.

Yes. Or the famous
     "So, tell me about yourself."
Cuba wants tourists.

She could be thinking
     about her grocery shopping
for all I see here.

Its hard but I'm not
     going to let my past fuck
up her holliday.

Fair enough. But look
     at Oklahoma City.
Capital city.

It's not common, but
     I don't think it's also rare
or that he's a "freak".

Then having to watch
     in horror as the person
is eaten alive.

The coins would be great
     if thy were given to me.
Absolutely not.

If there is a drip
     near the drain bolt on the oil
pan, follow the streak.

COME BACK AND I WILL
     RAPE YOU". That was an open
and shut case. They don't.

Used fan? I dig it.
     Log Horizon? "Blue Collar",
"Nil By Mouth", "Rocky".

Luckily I didn't
     gain any weight, but I didn't
lose any either.

Let it go. Now some
     people are saying Paul George
is overrated?

Champion female
     if possible, and what would
you like in return?

YOU'VE TRIED IT BEFORE,
     BELIEVE IT OR NOT. edit:
NOT HELPING, BAILEY.

Medication or
     therapy may help if things
get overwhelming.

We'll see what happens
     in the springtime, but I doubt
he learned anything.

Without it they die.
     That's why its fiction, and that's
just the first chapter.

added you Yes yes
     yes and yes It looks like she's
got nutrition down.

He had heard of them
     and always wanted to try
this 'exotic' fruit.

Spend a couple weeks
     on the sea, suddenly sea
sickness goes away.

Is that a song?" if
     you have another id do
this as well! More. Of.

I know nausea
     is not one and I'm unsure
about chronic pain.

It is good to hear
     he's getting everything back
together now though.

She asked if I had
     contact info, so I pulled
out a business card.

I bet your back pain
     would be less if you got those
rotten lumps removed.

Probably has some sweet
     Kung fu moves. /Mac attack from
always sunny that.

You can pay this price
     for your education, or
pay for it yourself.

Do it. your shit is
     awesome and please continue
to kick ass. thank you!!

First, by asking him
     out, you're trying to be the man.
Where does that leave him?

Does anyone know
     how we can apply to be
the sub of the day?

*Grits teeth* What the hell
     was that, just leaving without
even- You know what?

And heaven help you
     if you visit when Sandstorm
is *actually* playing.

I was thinking more
     along the lines of you make
one and I eat one.

That's how I did it.
     This is probably the third post
I've ever put up.

I'm busy now will
     add you back in a few hours.
This is amazing.

Everything has changed
     about coma and brain death
in the last few years.

My favorite singer
     was coming to a small club
in a college town.

Definitely cringed
     when his bud went hands on Well
he sent me the trick.

I'm happy that you're
     sensitive and passionate
about the issue.

That's awesome. I knew
     that a creative mode was
going to come out.

I'm not trying to say
     you're a bad doggy parent!
I'm sure you are not!

Fitting! Did you end
     up getting the cape or was
that the other lad?

[deleted] Unlocked!
     As a blind person, I would
not be hearing this.

As a blind person,
     I would not be hearing this.
May I ask why? Scam.

This is why there is
     so much bad career advice
articles out there.

I have a man who
     loves me enough to send me
presents and his love.

This is one of if
     not the best videos I've
ever come across.

The same way people
     carry insurance on their
vehicles and homes.

Happy holidays
     man Took one of the Maw. Thanks!
Jager and Monster?

And no, I didn't took
     pictures, I already told
you shit makes me puke.

If you were just trying
     to incite emotion, you
did a good job, though.

If you have any
     problem with production, make
sure you let them know.

I would have walked out
     just like you did if they had
treated me that way.

Checked out your music,
     fun stuff, sounds a bit like pierce
the veil vocally.

Doesn't it just wind
     up stinking to high heaven
when you pull it out?

You can argue there
     were many things the founders
didn't anticipate.

She already felt
     poorly for bothering her
as much as she had.

What drew you to it?
     It translated flawlessly
into a tattoo!

Thank you a ton. [What
     people assume will happen
when two black guys meet.

Consider treating
     different gun types as upgrades
instead of new guns.

It was a pleasure
     playing, and I look forward
to seeing it launch!

Old sport I suppose
     the friend looks at the board from
the same position.

Not election fraud.
     Just a lot of dumb inbreed
people from the south.

But why weren't other
     groups coming up at the same
time to pull us down?

Asparagus Palms
     said he had like a hundred
friends and family there.

Confirmed. One hundred
     percent success rate thus far.
You should run that play.

Sin is not something
     for a christian to point out
to a non christian.

I'd rather honor
     Jon's era than mull over
personal details.

He hit it with his
     back, whichever Staal brother
pushed him into it.

Sorry if this comes
     across as aggressive or
anything like that.

Jeff Bostic and Mark
     May were fighting about who'd
missed an assignment.

[deleted] Any
     one company can be sued,
fined and put in jail.

If the answer is
     no then making judgement calls
from that is useless.

Not only do you
     look healthy and beautiful
but also so young!

Should those boys get put
     on the sex offenders list
and go to prison?

Now, I can't tell you
     what happened to your girlfriend,
because I don't know.

Always down to help
     someone switch from car to bike.
I believe you are.

Other issues, such
     as linear filtering
is unfortunate.

As soon as you get
     deep something important breaks
and things unravel.

When they say "no gifts"
     and you take them at their word,
they're disappointed.

But it's not, really,
     it's just less concentrated
in secondhand smoke.

Be patient and search
     outside of your area
if that's what it takes.

I think he's actually
     the reason I found myself
in the tech sector.

They're are of no threat
     to anything larger than
the rodents they seek.

All I could think was
     how awkward that paper towel
roll must look for OP.

Indiana is
     using no lube and going
in dry not the truth.

Apply to the right
     universities and you've
got yourself a job.

Hope I did okay
     with this prompt because this was
really fun to write.

That's the same exact
     response one of my other
friends said. Are you Kyle?

If only I knew...
     If only I knew?! Why was
the picture removed?

Working with kids has
     been the highlight of my week.
Made a few good friends.

God can't be just if
     he simply changes the rules
after making them.

Always been pretty
     cautious about driving since
that day years ago.

The 70's tasted bad.
     Was just looking to see if
this had been posted.

I would love to be
     able to see you live, would
be a dream come true.

Some people have been
     waiting for years, and they're still
waiting for their turn!

I would think it would
     be pretty obvious if
you were from Ireland.

Do you pull it off?
     Still funny to me. I think
your brows are on point.

No idea if
     that can happen in manic
episodes or not.

If you'd like to let
     in more goals than you've ever
dreamed of, yes he's great.

I tutored a guy
     that would become my best friend
and business partner.

The Bears will take him!
     I can dream. The last picture
made me salivate.

He pulled her panties
     down and explored her nether
regions with his tongue.

If only mamba
     wasn't injured, this would be
one hell of a game.

I love the music.
     I love the hedonistic
vibe of pop music.

Bed bath and beyond
     Well once again I'm super
late to the party.

I'll edit this post
     to show who I left feedback
to as I do them.

I'm sick of hearing
     about the special little
snowflake martyrdom.

so his attitude
     doesn't bother you, but what
he is doing does?

I didn't say whether
     or not there were Taliban
in the video.

Don't let your boyfriend
     push you into ANYTHING
you don't want to do.

It's like when the cops
     look through you window and see
something in plain sight.

Yes, definitely
     test out the waters first, see
what you like, don't like.

the people who stopped
     have certainly missed out on
all the jokes and quirks.

The way they portray
     mental disease in this show
is fucking perfect.

There is some nice Tom
     Side Ass in a love scene towards
the beginning though.

To me, my dogs are
     family so it would be like
eating my family.

The fact that fucking
     Puck says that is the most messed
up part of that quote.

Put in your own twists,
     don't be afraid to be bold,
and see what happens.

But it's the abuse
     that's wrong, not loving someone
who is abusive.

Hearing that, Vito,
     and Victoria's Secret
all was redundant.

He's right there have been
     multiple people asking
questions about this.

If you consider
     that to be a good thing you
have some weird morals.

My point is I doubt
     we will ever see a Star
Trek movie like that.

If so why? "Fallen
     soldiers" sounds like a neat team.
What would it entail?

*Now* I see it's her.
     Wow, I feel stupid... I still
stand by my statement.

Lots and lots of girls
     make dumb mistakes about things
like this at this age.

Yeah... Scary shit, man.
     Illinois? Ground type? I see
no logic in that.

[deleted] Oh hey
     person I was *totally
not talking about*.

Not a musician.
     Not an artist. A fucking
dreamer, and guess what?

Possibly more if
     in bad weather or if you're
far from the restaurant.

Man On Wire. We Were
     Here. Indie: Sleepwalk With Me.
Take This Waltz. Bernie.

Just put the other
     vaccines in the box labeled
autism vaccine.

Somebody else did
     put it succinctly, we are
all fan of football.

I've met people who
     carried an obsession like
that for many years.

a bit pricey too
     edgy My favorite song from
that game! You're so loud!

For ten whole dollars.
     I always experience
breasts in slow motion.

Imagine that! :P
     -Support the people bringing
you the episodes.

Onto the next one.
     Keep moving forward... How was
Kafka on the list?

I know a guy who
     got two straight flushes in two
weeks and lost both times.

Meth lab? [deleted]
     I'm pretty sure it'll Pan out
[deleted] same here.

The red light district
     in Amsterdam is just that,
the red light district.

Why tell a woman
     she's been raped when that's clearly
not how she sees it?

Disabled comments
     and ratings lol You're
totally right, man.

The prosecutor
     may agree to lessen or
even drop the charge.

Trust me when I say
     she needs a break for her health
and the baby's. Huh.

Thank you, I just looked
     that up and it looks awesome,
I'll have to try it!

You won't regret it.
     If you have any questions
feel free to ask me.

Local fans are born
     into families already
supporting their clubs.

It would've been great
     if he put a bag on top
as well. Jesus Christ.

Anyways, I told
     the girl at daycare about
my crisis at school.

He looked just like you.
     I needed comfort while you
were in your coma.

Sorry man. I thought
     that was the right response if
someone is trolling.

From the interface
     to the most elemental
bits of programming.

We're not saying C
     is different from every set
in the power set.

I think Im going
     to go replay it, and right
my wrongs. Fucking hell.

Thanks! is there a way
     to "downgrade" or just hold off
for future support?

Even with the best
     intentions some things just don't
work out. Take your time.

It's awesome. Good lord.
     She'll make one man a very
lucky man indeed.

My phone is actually
     faster with just 3G, which stops
working at random.

They can actually take
     pictures of proteins walking
along DNA!

I can't work it out
     when I'm stoned as a boulder.
I know which, and when.

Like that couldn't be
     done at the table, and be
10x simpler that way.

Can't afford to give
     much but I'll put forward what
I can. Best wishes.

To say that smoking
     meth wouldn't make you feel good
is ridiculous.

Finding people who
     pose a threat to the system
and removing them.

Are the Pacers now
     officially loaded or
do the Rockets suck?

If you **had** to choose.
     Clearly hypothetical!
*Slide* Cant top that class.

Hope I didn't offend
     anyone but yeah that was
too careless by me.

Tuesday afternoon
     she came to the store, I thought
to return the shoes.

:D You keep using
     that word, I don't think it means
what you think it means.