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If you are gonna
     pull that shit expect something
like that to happen.

Very cool. Looks good,
     especially if you haven't
done it for awhile.

Your code implies it's
     always wrong to hit women
but fine to hit men.

Your rights do not cease
     to exist because the sun
went down on D Street.

Come on man. You can't
     possibly think this wasn't
posted already.

[deleted] Thank you!
     Dude, that is like comparing
iOS to OS X.

They're all so boring.
     The models makes League look cheap,
in my opinion.

Its weird watching cars
     get backed out of their parking
spots by the wind though.

Nothing. Stark. Raving.
     Nothing. Think about that next
time you go to bed.

Stark. Raving. Nothing.
     Think about that next time you
go to bed. I am.

You've definitely
     given me some things to think
about, so thank you.

The only infield
     position we are allowed
to play is first base.

I have my second
     child on the way and *I WILL
NEVER* stop gaming.

Nope, especially if
     he's really good at any
sort of martial arts.

Just dropped the the Law
     Firm a couple days ago.
No one wants to trade.

Even if you did,
     you did paint an interesting
picture in my head.

Excitement and real
     interest in the company
goes a long long way.

Quick, easy, got what
     I asked for. I agree on
the safety on top.

No matter what Ken
     Burns or anyone else says.
Good idea boss!

I just wish we knew
     the context before we start
defending people.

just watched the seahawks
     scrape a win and now for some
reading and dinner.

why didn't we just get
     someone to bomb our bases
in their holy land?

This was the worst game
     I have ever seen us play.
Whoa seriously?!

Even if his hands
     are all over another
dude in this photo.

Agreed, terrible
     pic quality and also
no full body shots.

I am a sucker
     for stories that end the same
way that they begin.

[deleted] Picked up
     Campbell for the time being
to ride out Tom's slump.

The way you described
     my Mom in regards to "Hush"
was pretty spot on.

Hearing all the hype
     about it I was pretty
excited for it.

How much can the thieves
     get for a ~~used~~ stolen cat?
You're a Syrian.

Gradually, very
     slowly, you'll notice the "sand
man" start to stretch out.

Just don't race every
     workout and be consistent.
You will see results.

Very accurate.
     Life is suffering. I assure
you it wasn't that.

GIRL LONG HAIR. GIRL BOOBS.
     NOT SIR. IS POINTY ELBOWS
what movie is this?

[deleted] Either
     works, interpret the question
however you want.

I could be doing
     worse, but then I'd have to quit.
They are evolving.

Does anyone else
     think that Kanye could play Cam
on Modern Family?

How do you decide
     what games will be played during
the competition?

Added. Pretty much.
     I tried that new gatekeeper
this year, not too bad.

I'm not saying it's
     bad at all where on earth are
you getting that from?

Calm down there, buddy.
     They actually sell the spicy
sprinkles on its own.

is there a reason
     why he follows you around.
I really hope so.

Maybe he still would
     have died if he had chosen
western medicine.

While he lost on points,
     he got closer to a sub
than Marcelo did.

But cheese, you always
     have had toggle sprint, why do
you need to practice?

Your mom is ugly
     with red pants Its the same thing
wolfram alpha shows.

That as okay, but
     fuck the honking of the horns.
I hate them so much.

Actually, kind of nice.
     Much easier with wireless
mice everywhere now.

It's an extremely
     patriotic song, it's just
not jingoistic.

His body is whole
     and he looks super sexy
in the mask and wig.

Super delicious!
     I can't see why they never
make the connection.

Nice. I have one but
     the screen is out so mine has
been collecting dust.

**edit**: shit, there's less
     burgundy in that album
than I remembered.

Hard to tell without
     seeing them in relation
to the rest of you.

Didn't see that coming.
     [deleted] You know what else
is adorable?

It's not just the air
     that is warm, but everything
in the building too.

As stated above,
     if you're lean it's probably just
going to happen.

It doesn't matter
     if its an assault rifle
or a baseball bat.

Then I realized how
     much damage it was doing
to society.

Well it hasn't aired
     yet at all yet so it could
be good..... Could be bad.

I'm just ignorant.
     I hope your fiancee is
doing better now!

I will continue
     to enjoy watching others
tell you to stow it.

And I never was
     part of the "we desperately
need a deep threat" crowd.

Thanks, absolutely
     blowing out my league because
I started the pair!

I've learned the opposite.
     Perfectionism means I'm
never good enough.

Oh and one more thing,
     a girl that I fancy was
in the audience.

Seems everybody
     want to see him as Jake Long
and he's far from it.

But, then I see posts
     about Kim Kardashian not
being attractive.

*looks up at you* I'm
     still not sleepy enough though...
*has a thought* I know!

[deleted] added
     Its like this no matter what
servers you play on.

Eventually you'll
     become the wizard king if
you play your cards right.

I thought that too, but
     I'm pretty sure that's the one
from two days ago.

I may pm you
     in a few days if I need
any help. Thank you.

That's not the OP's fault.
     That's your fault. The OP labelled
this pretty damn well.

People don't realize
     how awesome Minnesota
was historically.

Normally I despise
     these stupid things but "such tart"
was just too perfect.

Also Petty has
     only played in four quarters
in two games. Very.

I third that. I thought
     I was seeing things until
I saw your comments.

EDIT: come to think
     about it I'm a little
interesting myself.

My friend destroyed mine,
     and I did not have any
insurance on it.

And you pretty much
     have a year's supply of Mt
Dew and Doritos.

That's kind of insane.
     Just make it through tomorrow,
then you can rest up.

It's not yu it's me
     Well, that's something I never
thought I'd learn today.

Yeah, that must be it.
     It's just because of how few
snaps the Eagles have.

[deleted] You know
     what really gets my dick hard?
Helping out my friends.

Omg, I just
     realized I could continue
with this forever.

[deleted] I like
     the way the board and him just
shoot into the air.

I think the Panthers
     are good, but you have to look
at the injuries.

It's hot off the block...
     this update was released less
than an hour ago.

The firmer straps will
     keep them on your knees when you're
sliding on asphalt.

How do you like it?
     Yes and yes. [deleted] Yes.
A trial is needed.

Or are you willing
     to admit the dishonest
nature of your point?

I also had both
     and had to drop the Titans
when Rodgers got hurt.

and much more coming!
     That doesn't even make sense.
[deleted] Front yard?

There's not a whole lot
     going on and it makes them
kind of boring. no.

Have you ever seen
     either of them in the same
place at the same time?

Need help constructing
     drinking game rules for this game!
Any suggestions?!

There's no way in hell
     I'd trust this statist buffoon
with my liberty.

[deleted] I think
     you were so drunk you confused
left click and right click.

I suppose he was
     using it to try and get
kids to bully me.

Yet I can't help but
     find myself disagreeing
with you violently.

That was almost three
     years ago now, but it feels
like such a long time.

But yes, everyone
     should pick up an instrument
at some point their life!

[deleted] Uh, you're
     making some pretty massive
assumption leaps there.

0_o It's your good mate
     England! HOW BOUT THEM PANTHERS!!!!!!!!
That's ridiculous.

Sign him up Wenger!
     I am now drinking bourbon
out of the bottle.

As long as it's not
     blatantly illegal, it'll
get by the censors.

Granted some of these
     bears aren't real but this ones seems
like it has a shot.

Think of the last few
     new female champs or the ones
who got new splash arts.

Why did the angels
     escort Lot and his family
out of the city?

I just don't get how
     people can find the smallest
things to bitch about.

The speed limit is
     the MAX legal you can do
in that area.

Wearing white trousers?
     It's kinda clear that she wants
to get back with you.

I need to work hard.
     I need to show them I can.
Its not the right way.

Thanks for the advice,
     I wasn't really set on
how they looked either.

It's okay, it would
     be better if everyone
weren't so rich and white.

One of the teachers
     at my school went to middle
school with Obama.

I'm Canadian
     and I feel we're generally
more level headed.

With an attitude
     like that you're never gonna
make it in clown school.

Once we were dismissed,
     Some friends and I were heading
off base for dinner.

It's unfortunate
     because they're so expensive,
but it's for safety.

Ti West's new film called
     'The Sacrament' actually pulls
this off really well.

I figure it will
     be an improvement over
the included one.

God created all
     those laws, so yes he would still
be responsible.

:o This might as well
     be written into law here
in Minnesota.

You mean the key chest?
     What was I thinking Edit:
gee thanks for the gold!

It also stays on
     for a few minutes after
I turn off my car.

I don't even want
     to imagine what happens
if someone sneezes.

Remember that A7
     is about twice if not three
times as fast as A5.

:D I wanna scream,
     and shout, and let it all out....
whip coils dude... whip coils.

That sucks that you can't
     get better speeds where you are.
Must be frustrating.

[deleted] You bet!
     And you're clearly a really
great friend to her too!

We cannot pretend
     that this kind of stuff does not
affect stocks at all.

They know what they did
     or did not do. The truth hurts.
Can I add you, too?

I felt like giving
     back to the community
what they did to me.

So, it's like renting,
     except with a Title Deed
for the property.

Maybe he plays wing
     his first full season, or C
on the 4th line.

I'm sure things will be
     going your way again soon.
[deleted] Go on...

I guess map would come
     after Weapon if I could
find one (or a piece).

dropped the electric
     in favor of double edged,
straight and pocket knives.

First of all, A strict
     binary simply does not
exist in nature.

I went to the same
     high school as Isaac Slade, lead
singer of The Fray.

I believe you'll find
     that men who grew up playing
with bush, prefer it.

But it's not a "bad
     sign" as a general statement.
Except that it is.

You get fake pumpkins?
     And the Jags won. Number one
pick is ours. Go Bucs!

I started the Colts,
     I feel so stupid. Blow up
College Board. They heard.

Blow up College Board.
     They heard. Shit, I didn't even
think of that. Good point.

Before it happened.
     Then, botched snap, I saw it all
coming to the floor.

When he guessed what I'd
     eaten for breakfast I lost
my shit. Fuck that. Fuck.

Right now I still don't
     know if she feels the same but
at least our lips touched.

And there's no way I'm
     giving up the controller
for the first few weeks.

Funny can u link
     one of these posts u mention
happen every hour?

Also! It must be
     agony to not open
those party crackers.

Nice collection, but
     I'm going to pass. Great read.
Thanks for the insight!

Updates will download
     and if you install them will
remove root access.

My best friends mom knew
     Robin Williams and never
shuts up about it.

Actually most people
     are born around the latter
part of september.

Nintendo gave you
     child a phobia of clothes?
Explain OP, EXPLAIN!

yes, which is a nice
     feature, but not the reason
I am getting it.

Like you, our breakfasts
     and lunches are pretty much
on autopilot.

No one needs to bend
     their practices to make *you*
more comfortable.

Next time I'll do just
     1g without the lemon tek
and see how it goes.

I didn't have any
     problems until I woke up
twitching and got scared.

Damn girl So, berets
     jauntily on while working
underneath the disk.

It's quite sad really.
     But not all people are like
that obviously.

If someone gets up
     to get something, just give them
their fucking seat back.

The sales assistants
     have always been fab with me
so it's worth asking.

A political
     assassination is not
out of the question.

It doesn't matter
     where you get coverage from, but
you have to have it.

Sure it was **way** too
     late to comeback, but it is
kind of promising.

You can buy graphite
     powder in large quantities
at most hardware stores.

The exact reason
     I say it's apathy is
what you pointed out.

Right? "Throwing yards" sounds
     like something my mom would say.
It's adorable.

Good omen! EDIT:
     What did I tell you!! I don't
think this is Bara.

Though I keep meaning
     to check Matt Smith's version I've
heard good things. Me too.

It has been proven
     that firearm regulation
reduces gun crime.

And this is what you
     can do when the opponent
is in hard knockdown.

There might be other
     reasons the opponent might
want to do this though.

He was for the most
     part, but he fell off (at least
in my opinion).

Unless life and limb
     are at stake, there's no reason
for a high speed chase.

Fuck Up Beyond All
     Recognition What's going
wrong on the last mob?

It's a bit more laid
     back than most of the tracks here
but [Classified Feat.

I think Mac just went
     where he could go with the most
money with his skills.

[deleted] Wow, thanks!!!!
     And that axe bass looks fab. Yikes.
Best of luck to ya!

And this moron you're
     fucking also fucks mothers?
You little doge you.

"Will it hurt?" I asked.
     "No, it will be quite painless."
He reassured me.

If you feel guilty
     killing a kitten, you could
be a psychopath.

That might interfere
     with violently killing some
more of his old friends.

Besides, most people
     won't even know how to do
this or won't bother.

I don't think you need
     to be as concerned about
balance as you are.

ok, i'll add you
     and let you know what pokes are
in your safari.

Absolution is
     pretty much the same stealthy
game you played before.

Can anyone find
     the shitty match between Crush
and his opponent?

I will even use
     both hands to collect as much
water as I can.

[deleted] Mission
     Presidents are often not
retired, though some are.

I didn't even know
     about it til I had some
bad times in my life.

Sort of like reading
     books, watching movies, listening
to music and plays.

No one is driving
     expensive cars or getting
into harder drugs.

Is it possibly
     just the brand or is it more
likely just my skin?

Shit got old. Turns out
     she was right! For what reason?
No, I can't feel you.

I know they mean well,
     but that's completely the wrong
attitude to have.