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At some point pretty
     early on, this guy started
arguing flat earth.

But would you attempt
     the same thing on Greyhound or
Amtrak? Probably not.

By what metric are
     we measuring sexism
and misogyny?

You wont regret it.
     Mine has lasted a long time
and its wonderful.

Yeah but let's see those
     particles repel themselves
out of a black hole.

Because when have you
     seen a wrestling magician?
Totally makes sense.

There seems to be some
     major problems with the App
Store at the moment.

[deleted] "It's not
     my job to keep an eye on
anything, Mr.

A lower end or
     pod machine can make decent
enough milk drinks, though.

Do it. Rice is still
     day to day, but I think he's
gonna play this week.

After that I break
     down the extras and trow em
in the recycle.

Too bad you're wasting
     your talents on old worlds, oh
well to each their own.

Look where you are now.
     Intelligent as could be.
No. Not as could be.

Thanks Really, who thought
     this was a good idea?
Damn! That's freaking cool.

Just want to see if
     anyone else is seeing
the same behavior.

Your post will also
     be removed if the genre
tag starts with a year!

My face is shaped like
     hers, which is more apparent
as I get older.

Sorry to bother
     you with my ignorance. Hey!
You don't smell today!

I have a local
     guy I go to for vintage
fountain pen repairs.

(Edit: Undone by
     my lack of ability
to do basic math.

I am teaching his
     and her tomorrow so that's
super insightful.

She's consistently
     been the highlight of my days
for almost a year.

We will also be
     implementing background checks
in the next few weeks!

In the end, we are
     all human. Women or Man.
There is no difference.

According to law
     students I know he really
knows what he's doing.

my parents would just
     convince me I did not like
the candy they liked.

Television has
     nothing to do with our current
social conditions.

Everything else is
     pretty good, but that bold text
is so out of place.

Best of luck to you,
     you sound pretty cool judging
by your responses.

Are you not aware
     you should be holding onto
cards till the late game?

people around me
     appreciate personal
style, so it's all good.

I guess whoever
     taught me how to blow smoke rings
didn't want me to cheat.

because I did some
     work for you? you lazy shit.
go back to mommy.

lets nominate him
     Awesome, thank you. Didn't even
think to try that. Yes.

Your mouse recoils??? Shit,
     PC really is advance!!!
Force close the App Store.

The "without causing
     harm to another person"
part was important.

Especially when it's
     for something inane like "do
x number of things".

And be at his side,
     year after, while all the bad
things, just disappear!

The main exception
     to this point is bad ports I'm
not trying to start one.

Slinging them over
     your shoulder is the best way
to go about it.

[deleted] Sorry,
     I didn't think about it while
I was posting it.

I can't imagine
     the life you must live being
so vitriolic.

Hey now, don't get drunk
     until you lose on Sunday,
like the rest of us.

They used to send out
     "convenience checks" that you could
use to buy shit with.

[deleted] This is
     one of the few instances
where violence works.

Also third rock is
     bloody riotous, so thanks
for the laughs, tommy!

Estrogen promotes
     the development of breasts
during puberty.

To be honest I'm
     pretty mad at the writers
for revealing this.

It kind of just takes
     something away from the game,
in my opinion.

Those guys just field calls
     that are coming in, we make
outgoing cold calls.

lol the first
     one cracked me up I've seen them
but never fished one.

smart people don't give
     money away to lenders,
be like smart people.

We'll manage but it's
     tight and we budget every
penny, every day.

There are better things
     to do in life than argue
on the Internet.

Cougar Your contest
     is making me look forward
to fall even more!

I told him that would
     last him a while and he said,
"yeah about a week."

A scarf could be used
     to trip up opponents or
act as a lasso.

I tried one with gold
     but I don't know how I feel.
What do you guys think?

Yup. Dad is that you?
     that was very interesting
to watch, thank you mate.

They come, smash against
     the boulder, and affect you.
Does the boulder change?

It just works. I've had
     anecdote with both of them.
Thank you, you're too kind.

I've just found that things
     get worse by increments not
by narrative arcs.

He can always just
     use it, or if he wants just
pick one. I don't care.

some avocados
     don't ripen correctly or
evenly at all.

This seems perfectly
     reasonable, not aggressive,
and doesn't out you.

The rest of us are
     all just enjoying games, you
know, like they should be.

Whatever people
     are willing to pay for it.
How gravity works.

That would make my day.
     Thanks! i could see some montage
or something happening.

And beer. Because it's
     hard to put two in the chest
and one in the head.

I love the boxes
     that come out at Christmastime
with the German sweets...

Is your life not more
     valuable to you than most
other people's lives?

I know that i was
     scared, but didn't really feel like
i needed to be.

Depends on the band...
     Red Hot Chili Peppers? No.
Tool? Definitely.

Yes, this is a much
     more on topic response than
my flippant remark.

Because you don't know
     what you would do, and knock on
wood, you never will.

Now, when I'm feeling
     the way you're feeling I like
to go and watch this.

Everyday people?
     Don jon can blow me for all
I care. What dragon?

A) PC gaming
     is a ton more convenient
than console gaming.

Do you really think
     someone would just go and tell
li- oh wait, they would!

She knows I'm a good
     dad Don't go chasing after
his photo pages.

Spend your nights in our
     world famous bar and restaurant,
the Slippery Swimsuit.

JIMMY IS THAT YOU?
     NOW IM WORRIED SICK CALL ME
IF YOU ARE OKAY.

Oh man spanish class
     yields the best doodles for me.
So what is the truth?

How many people
     in this thread have suggested
"Talk to an adult"?

He could have anal
     everyday until kingdom
come for all we know.

Did the milkman use
     his *tadpole* on the mother?
I did it today.

Babs is amazing.
     We're so honored she liked our
renditions so much.

are you buying all
     that drama that "pseudo" team
is doing? ugh dude...

Just delete the text
     and add in new text to say
whatever you want.

What is your favorite
     song to play on your guitar?
Favorite musician?

A cat with a scarf
     to hang itself on a branch
with when it jumps down.

The deduction is
     the same no matter how much
insurance you buy.

And as you mentioned
     with regards to discomfort,
you reap what you sow.

Sorry, hadn't been
     back to that thread since I was
able to tether!

At least not at schools
     like Nebraska where they sell
out in a hurry.

"Well, at least the fans
     will love it." "Weeden is hurt!
There goes the season!"

It's the kind of crap
     free energy hucksters push
on the ignorant.

If you have him, you're
     starting him, I just wouldn't
expect much. oh yeah.

Yup. Less if you use
     shopping portals and the like,
or fly on southwest.

Love it. That would be
     great to just randomly start
getting these emails.

Sorry that I'm late
     to the party, but respect
is earned, not given.

Thanks Depends if you're
     asking for a short term or
long term solution.

That can turn someone
     off who is looking into
just watching the game.

Um, wow. This is nice.
     It's that same feeling they get
right before kickoff.

But until then, I'm
     going to just do my best
to remain cautious.

Depends on locale.
     Haven't touched the heat once here
in California.

Thank you Topaz. yup,
     i got lucky with this wick,
it keeps up Hey Joe.

That's great if you get
     injured or need medical
treatment frequently.

It really sounds like
     your depression could be helped
with medication.

She tells me in great
     detail what she does that most
providers don't do.

I'd much rather you
     tell me the truth than what I'd
like to hear. Thank you.

They are smart, they are
     incredible and it's our
job to keep them safe.

They reached on him last
     year and got a first rounder
for an average back.

Citing other bands
     that are just as bad or worse
doesn't help either.

You can buy shock cord
     for maybe a quarter or
fifty cents a foot.

At this point it is
     just a fantasy, without
any evidence.

Dare to raise taxes?
     How will your friends in Northern
Ontario feel?

Your post will also
     be removed if the genre
tag starts with a year!

The best rock n' roll
     guitar is the guitar you
have right next to you.

Would it be crazy
     to try to trade Reggie Bush
for Richardson now?

first time i've ever
     agreed with a patriot.
hopefully the last.

I even managed
     to get it as low as $3/day,
but that's without meat.

I would choke to death
     It was a joke. Jesus christ
have a laugh for once.

either way, seems like
     all the more reason for AB
to add the feature.

Where did my feet go?!
     How am I going to shave?!
I didn't say a group.

You must have trouble
     sleeping at night. It's okay.
Take a break sometime.

I can't wait until
     she finds out America
put her on the block!

Instead of punching,
     you can also elbow if
things get serious.

^^^^And ^^^^I ^^^^hope ^^^^she ^^^^breaks
     ^^^^up ^^^^with ^^^^Mako This should be
the sidebar picture.

That's exactly what
     I thought too. Seemed like it was
all about angle.

You either support
     the industry or you stand
up for animals.

I'm not gonna fight
     every guy you or your friends
have a problem with.

[deleted] I see
     that now... oops VERY good point.
I wasn't trying to.

YES. This last weekend
     I experienced my first
time in a nightclub.

They are all so good.
     I'd have to say Still Life though
Should we be worried?

I am basically
     going to use this to stream
and run through it once.

And besides, if they're
     really fans, they'll continue
to buy. Beautiful!!

[deleted] Reset
     the password instead of trying
to recover it.

I used to hate you
     [deleted] You look very
beautiful today.

They were sitting on
     my property and my dogs
were going crazy.

My parents never
     let me enjoy life but now
I do what I want.

At the very least,
     I look forward to seeing
the final product.

The concept is nice,
     but the anatomy still
has a few issues.

His arms and leg are
     pretty thick and short compared
to his main body.

He just recently
     learned about his mother not
taking Communion.

And finally, cause
     I'm drunk forget my end game,
just be happy man.

Hello Joe, To do
     the film don jon did you steal
my life lol.

They also reflect
     your voice back at you big time.
Really comfy though.

I just don't get it.
     That being said, I laughed when
I saw the site, too.

Pretty sure you can
     just walk away from the bees
casting final sting...

I should be able
     to find one with 70k or less
for around that price.

He retrieved my disc
     without even being asked.
Just felt like sharing.

[deleted] uh u
     get Jesus and stop listening
to the gay voices.

Next time I see one
     I've got to note it because
now I'm curious.

Thank god for structure,
     if there's no structure I think
I would lose my mind.

She's measuring huge,
     but it's still early to tell!
Quit asking me things.

He would laugh at me
     and tell me nobody would
want me anyway.

I think it's okay
     to start with your OWN finger,
and see how that feels.

I'm afraid that if
     we limp into the playoffs,
they'll keep things as is.

Also when they fall
     over the wall, would they not
break legs? or their heads?

So just play, work some
     menial job to pay bills,
and see what happens.

Challenge Accepted
     Those rigid restrictions are
why I just left CA.

These guys are brilliant.
     Germany is extremely
clean and efficient.

A man can dream, right?
     God damn it... Joseph Golden
Rabbit is awesome.

The relationship
     between hardness and impact
strength is similar.

Bullied in Middle
     School and High School for being
tall and overweight.

Knocked them the fuck out.
     Most of the time, one punch straight
to the face or groin.

After the high school
     incident, the boxing coach
came looking for me.

I've lived here and few
     weeks and I just don't know where
to start. Not really.

When I was playing
     my hardest, back in the 90s,
sex wouldn't kill you.

I'll check out Bobbi
     Brown, I definitely want
something long wearing.

It is expensive
     and difficult to extract
and store these stem cells.

What's more, not every
     new business has to be some
groundbreaking product.

Wait for the Escape
     lineup, THEN decide which one
you want to go to.

Everyone should be
     happy and be doing what
should make them happy.

It got us extra
     special service several time.
Ask for porridge. Yum.

Its a fucking skull
     for chem weapons op There is
more than one Portland.

I love the felt tip,
     it makes wings much easier.
THAT's your reaction?

You can get on track.
     Take a deep breath, take the tools
to do it, and go!

The article has
     also quoted Oregon's
minimum wage wrong.

I haven't noticed
     the auto update, so it's
doing its job well.

If your corgi got
     out of hand, you could just pick
the fucking thing up.

Have you ever been
     to any major city
in America?

so fucking weird but
     intriguing, watched the whole thing.
Thanks I think it's great.

The minute I got
     on the freeway in the game
I was like "well fuck".

You just made me watch
     the vodka idea jump
right out the window.

Why? Did this being
     expect one thing and something
else happened instead?

[deleted] I take
     my full female form during
Legend of the Falls.

Fuck you, I've barely
     spoke to you and I can tell
you got molested.

###A DONG HIT HERE ###WOULD
     BE DONG OF THE YEAR Is he,,
playing the bongos?

Crime isn't any
     different either, every place
has it's shitty parts.

-Greg Lemond I don't
     really care how someone wants
to spend their BI check.

Happily, I had
     no idea about this.
Fuck me. God damn it.

That'll just make her
     try harder. Instead, say "No.
You cheated on me.

Individually
     packaged each in a single
jiffy envelope.

Freeze created by
     Paul Dini to be the best
and most compelling.

Seems more like the bird
     was trained to follow him but
that's awesome Doby?

If you feel good while
     you're pitching, then you're going
to have a bad time.

If you already
     knew that 'we need it', then why
would you make this post?

Yeah, and this only
     makes sense in context of what
the OP is saying.

I learned about their
     packs, hunting, and sense of smell.
Flash forward to camp.