Reddit Haikus

Evidently, some
     sources of his indicate
yes, some no. Not sure.

Interesting. I love
     how Rags Morales made Clark look
like Gregory Peck.

Thanks for the info!
     to find later You just don't
know about physics.

Definitely go
     for a big groove, make something
that you can dance to!

In my opinion,
     it really were the teams who
were holding me back.

would I lose my first
     "ability" if I were
to choose the latter?

I know this guy who
     told me he wanted to go
to Afghanistan.

Why they decided
     to discard that strategy
is just beyond me.

A high end PC
     is the ONLY comparable
point we have for this.

The emissions don't
     just magically disappear,
they still go somewhere.

At first I thought you
     meant life or death in which case
I would say of course.

If it were a dear
     friend on their death bed, I would
probably do the same.

If you're leaning more
     towards a female name I'd say
go with Fern or Jade...

Log out if you aren't
     playing so other people
can enjoy the game.

False. Seeing your name
     in the new contests made me
almost pee my pants.

There's a lot of junk
     food out there masquerading
as healthier food.

A supportive wife
     doesn't come out and attack
their loved ones like that.

I'll try this. West has
     always been a character
I wanted to learn.

You CAN do something
     else, it's time to lay down some
goals to go elsewhere.

I know and each one
     is the same as the last just
worded differently.

it was OK, there
     were lots of low scoring or
one sided matches.

Either you're admen
     or halfwits echoing what
you've already heard.

He uses this weird
     baby voice that catches me
off guard every time.

[deleted] True dat!
     My friend, what is leading you
to that conclusion?

I bought and returned
     three times because the switches
kept malfunctioning.

Maybe make the Darth
     Vader black? He's really hard
to see currently.

"Officer, that guy
     kneed somebody in the head
right in front of you.

I've tried and it just
     doesn't look right. They're too thick.
I'll try again though!

Barcelona I'm
     not a huge fan of this guy
but he has rights too.

I was in a rush.
     Anyway, keep at it, man.
I like your music.

i check there when i'm
     looking for interesting food
and activities.

Why do people do
     so badly under pressure?
Just say you don't know.

All the people who
     do nothing but don't like what
she's doing are right.

NICE FACE Life lesson:
     Your bills have nothing to do
with your salary.

Thanks, I really felt
     like I was about to go
over the edge there.

It's not calling gun
     control advocates Nazi's
or Hitler lovers.

What? Next time don't bitch
     to your manager about
not getting a tip.

That would keep your 'friend'
     for a while longer. Oh right.
I didn't notice that.

We can't even drive
     to see his mother, because
we don't have a car.

And she is a good
     looking girl, which doesn't hurt
(cough* Kate Winslet* cough).

He wanted to know
     the brand of the device you
were talking about.

Home of the brave. Wow.
     Support our troops. Such freedom.
Restart the game. Good.

Restart the game. Good.
     I'm not religious, but there
are lines you don't cross.

You're welcome, if you
     have more question, I'll gladly
try to answer them.

I don't need to talk,
     that's why I've got my keyboard
Where is this quote from?

I have never been
     anywhere that Walmart was
the only option.

Probability
     says they will coil around each
other and they do.

I play w/
     Casualties also, maybe
I'M DEFECTING HUH?!

Come to think of it,
     I don't know any *adults*
who cross their fingers.

And I'm not really
     into guys, especially not
their feet (no offense).

That moment when you
     realize all of your exams
are on the same day.

I doubt few people
     benefit more from a ban
than organized crime.

Toss it down the stairs.
     Pretty brave confession. *shrugs*.
Take it as you wish.

Thanks! In for later.
     Wouldn't it have been cheaper
to just buy a car?

Perfect. I know where
     all my Easter jelly beans
are going this year!

I just let my grip
     open up as my wrists bend
backwards at the top.

Felt like putting on
     glasses (I would imagine)
when things are blurry.

You should mention if
     you're going to be sleeping
with other people.

I don't know about
     England but in Switzerland
this is illegal.

Here at work (Cambridge,
     MA), I have four coworkers
who are all F1 fans.

Even with the sound
     off I think this video
gave me a seizure.

Pre some patch, it was
     ridiculously easy
to hit around shields.

You have a point there,
     but it happens in any
thread I comment in.

Even though it should
     have been pretty obvious
to him they're fucked up.

Now I'm not ruling
     out what you said, just playing
devils advocate.

Fuck that, I can see
     why people (and by people
I mean me) pirate.

Violent crime rates are
     dropping despite what the news
would have you believe.

What we see today
     is a marriage between state
and corporation.

I don't understand
     how your silly wide license
plates work down under.

We don't need a new
     name for this chord progression.
That doesn't sound fun.

i believe if you
     have that connection, you need
to expand on it.

Edit: Here's a pic
     for anyone not sure what
we're talking about.

They make some pretty
     strong arguments Anyone
got the source for this?

Its so obvious,
     it makes me wonder how some
people cant see it.

When the concert is
     too lame for the crowd to be
dancing around, yes.

It's incredible
     that the vehicle itself
didn't disintegrate.

No one cares **Ours is
     the Delay** Or use coins, like
the previous game.

It's sweet, but also
     quite painful when they help us
out with our grooming.

Good to hear! Indeed,
     certain traits of some people
make me very sad.

The lady killed would
     come into my gas station
once every few days.

I did mean it such
     that they should make a suit based
on my measurements.

I have been prepared
     for this by naming my dog
Duncan Idaho.

I still have a ways
     to go, but, I'm nowhere near
the beast that I was.

[deleted] She sees
     into your souls What, living
in a rain forest?

Yeah, everyone has
     different flexibility
points in that regard.

Still gets told to fuck
     herself by her ungrateful
brat of a daughter.

I'm terrified, dude.
     That's why I'm spending this week
prepping for the job.

They might not allow
     lease transfer, but they can't stop
you from selling it.

I believe it should
     be required reading although
some will disagree.

Like the saying goes,
     if you can't take the heat, get
out of the kitchen.

I was told it's its
     the enzymes in the fishes
mouth that rusts the hook.

I got the feeling
     there was more behind them than
just a tiara.

The star basketball
     player is a realtor now,
somewhat successful.

Any graft, transplant,
     Transfusion, or pregnancy
is a risk for that.

I knew that after
     his show moved from BET, things were
all downhill from there.

Is it me or do
     all the women on this list
have massive noses?

If you continue
     on that payment plan, you will
pay it off early.

He's a kid. He gives
     the impression of something
cheaper, less mature.

I forgot to turn
     my alarm off, so it went
off on Saturday.

If you really want
     rid of it i would gladly
appreciate it.

I have a blue ray
     on my computer but no
software for it yet.

It was real, first hand
     experience that showed me
*I* was in control.

Thoughts will keep coming
     up, but they will occur less
and less frequently.

Managing the creep
     is the main thing, and making
sure no points are lost.

She will be playing,
     singing songs and practicing
little rhymes they learn.

If the job isn't
     worth $X, then the person won't
be hired at $X.

Let 'em drown, so long
     as Wall Street and Madison
Avenue stays dry.'

I have no problem
     sacrificing a few kills
for the objective.

I really hope it's
     the latter, but you know him,
is he rude like that?

If you feel that way
     about abortion, don't go
into women's health.

Gladly. NPR.
     Is not just your normal new
and information.

Buckeyes.. Mmmm, not sure if
     this is an Ohio thing..
Sorry, I misspoke.

China is growing,
     but that can be good and bad.
Change in all it's forms.

Stop paying taxes
     and being a good little
serf, or keep whining.

:D I feel like there
     is really nothing to hate
in our division.

She had never been
     one to rush a drink, even
in her younger days.

Those are running shoes,
     so I guess he's got more than
one pair anyway.

They do need prayer but
     not for their illnesses, Well
physically at least.

This is a pretty
     common practice, and you are
completely correct.

[deleted] It seems
     like macs are more stable than
windows, any truth?

They're not, electric
     cars at this moment in time
are not practical.

I'm not sure whether
     I hope this happens before
or after I die.

That's a lot better,
     now your comment is useful
and informative.

she loves watching his
     face and feeling his cum all
over her body.

A bobby pin would
     fall out, and a rebellious
lock would cascade down.

In the future if
     you aren't sure you like someone
then you probably don't.

Secondly it has
     opened up the games meta
massively game wise.

Now with the ally
     system though, new and varied
lists are being made.

You started this by
     arguing that they had their
guns taken away.

It's a comic book,
     so we all knew it wouldn't
stick, but he was dead.

That sure showed them. ha!
     That's funny! why do I hate
people Oh really?

If you'll excuse me,
     I'm just gonna go ahead
and *not* click that link.

As to why and how
     "we" spend money to fight "them",
that's another thread.

But you are a grown
     woman now, with a little
one to look after.

Also, my thoughts on
     what not to wear: Water packs.
Hats. Costumes. Cameras.

You always manage
     to make my day when I see
one of your comments.

I think I will be
     looking for a cheap graphics
card, thanks for the help.

Do you oppose not
     building temple there because
Hindus will riot?

Well, this is longer
     than what I expected but
I hope I helped, OP.

I think you just type
     [Serious] in the title.
I could be wrong though.

Glasses AND lip bite?
     *swoon* Oh, in that case it is
actually the Lottie.

I'm bi and this is
     the first thing on here that has
actually made me rage.

I don't care how great
     anything else is, or if
you could work past it.

He fell really far
     down, and is totally worth
the risk. Yeah... sorry...

Horses are slower
     than someone running, that's not
right surely? Ok?

*Doctor:* "Mr. Kolb:
     What is you are name?" *Kevin
Kolb:* "I... I don't know."

Or Winifred (Win!)
     [deleted] If I fuck it,
I will come. Hey there!

Ok I sure will.
     Do you know if the solo
gets dirty easy?

That was what I meant...
     yah I just bought a new sheet
I tossed the old one.

Planks are a good one.
     I'm in Somerset right now
Let K go, for now.

Bryan and Punk are
     the greatest things to ever
happen to the world.

And even then, what
     about their life ambitions
that get put on hold?

It's easy to wrap
     your head around and really
fun to listen to.

Wouldn't surprise me
     if that actually didn't happen.
I feel the same way.

Store selection is
     just crazy and not based on
actual statistics.

Comparing ethnic
     heritage to sodomy
is pretty stupid.

Keep your windows rolled
     down and wait until you hear
someone revving it.

x4 sets Skull Crushers.
     x5 sets Dips. x4 sets Back Day:
Pull ups till failure.

x4 sets Single Arm
     Row. x4 sets Seated Row x4
sets Bent Over Row.

Also, quite funny
     that we always seem to bump
into each other.

I was on Double
     Dare. We won but I messed up
the obstacle course.

How do you know if
     someone is an engineer?
They'll tell you. Bought it?

Pick a class you think
     sounds fun, pick a race that looks
cool and jump right in.

If we all followed
     the same rules everyone would
get to work faster.

Damn WHAT IS WITH YOU
     AND DRAMA!? Why not just make
this a direct link?

It's only okay
     to point out when white people
are being racist.

Less band more circus.
     [deleted] Just curious,
how did you spot him?

I personally think
     some children warrant a smack.
but not all of them.

I agree that its
     the order itself that had
to be balanced out.

(and then clearly live
     up to his word) you should nope
the fuck out of there.

But we're not. I wish
     I could explain to you why
we're not clear. You know.

The lawyers are there
     to suggest, the judges are
there to make rulings.

You did the right thing!
     "I'm hating on him because
everyone else is!

They're easy to steal
     and the motor all but bolts
into a Civic.

On phone so can't link,
     but The Oatmeal did a piece
on this! Actually no.

[deleted] What shoes
     would you suggest? Darker shoes?
Diff color? Diff style?

It shows you every
     change that happens on your file
system in real time.

My apologies,
     I was flipping between too
many threads at once.

At least, I think that's
     what that comment was about.
Many, many times.

You've made it freely
     available, not your fault
if they don't read it.

In antiquity,
     if you didn't hunt, you didn't live.
It's part of nature.

We live in age now
     where we have no idea
why we are fighting.

It's part of nature.
     Personally, I think Wicca
is about balance.

If you ever need
     help starting something I can
definitely help.

I'm screwed. How many
     champions are there, again?
**-It's on every day.

I followed the same
     steps you did, blowing through them
and rinsing them out.

You certainly weren't
     at full strength, but I still don't
think it's comparable.

As a motorist,
     we all hate you, and revel
in your misery.

Well, plant my ass on
     land and I'll worry about
the entertainment.

Can you explain how
     something like wider wheels would
help a car turn? Why?

Couldn't He, being
     God, have prevented sin from
ever existing?

Never thought about
     the title scenario.
Sorry for the cringe.

You may also end
     up getting braces before
having your jaw fixed.

On the other hand,
     the ball never lies to you.
Independent here.

But then again those
     engines are pretty different
than anything else.

If it isn't what
     *he* wants, the solution is
to break up with her.

He didn't know who is
     mother and father were, let
alone who I was.

[deleted] Why are
     you all so annoyed by crap
you don't care about.

Hey I'm interested
     in doing it for a more
permanent basis.

All I can say is
     I've been in your position
before and crashed hard.

Similar shitty
     situation as you, but
I will not get AD.