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As far as playing
     the original half life,
you can if you want.

Can't there possibly
     be a creator that is
not a "god" per se?

If you, and others
     want me to share I will, or
you can PM me.

No mate, the handle
     is the same size but the brush
head is much shorter.

Unfortunately,
     I have to go back to work.
Happy Monday all!

He asked for my light.
     I didn't know that having light
means that you can see.

Faith in (a) God is
     not right or wrong, because there's
no way to prove it.

I missed these scary
     filled with guilt and shame stories
you used to tell me.

God knows I don't think
     about what THEY do in bed.
Oh god I just did.

Our biggest issue
     as an organization
has been poor drafting.

Had a vacation
     and was about to go back.
Thailand is awesome!

I won't be buying
     coins or points this year though, quite
happy with cheap teams.

I don't actually know
     if that's true but the 19th
hole is the bar wow.

Some colleges will
     offer a better degree
program than others.

I will never be
     as comfortable as this.
I love three layers.

Which would be great if,
     you know, I would actually be
allowed to drive there.

However, it's not
     easy, and even tougher
to get a good gig.

Ask him how he'd like
     things to go from here and then
offer how you'd like.

He said, sure, he would
     not do the thing, no problem.
Then he did the thing.

My opinion is
     that I kind of liked a few
songs after drinking!

Warning back up all
     the things you want to save though
like photos and stuff.

Be careful throwing
     stones in a glass house of straw
man arguments. Thanks!

Well buffalo wings
     are fried chicken and we take
both seriously.

Nope, this is for real.
     She wasn't the most thoughtful
person in the world.

They do play in New
     England. Saying they don't is
factually wrong.

It doesn't matter.
     [deleted] I want short white
basketball players.

In the end, I had
     to dump her, but she hadn't
taken it too well.

Either way there is
     no need to ban them the team
can take care of it.

That razor has seen
     some shit Thanks for the support
and seeing my point.

Edelweiss tubing
     had a chance until last week
came and ended it.

**Yesterday** started
     late, on account of my friends
crashing at my place.

I could stretch that thing.
     You sure it wasn't "made by
chinese, for chinese"?

Has anyone else
     experienced anything
like this recently?

That sounds like the worst
     thing ever I ripped mine off
at a concert once.

I now live in South
     America, where they don't
have any of that.

Hell no. Do you get
     to express your discontent
with the manager?

If people really
     want to believe, they'll find some
way of doing it.

Do you want to do
     Big Law? Then yea, the T14 is
super important.

But hey, if you want
     to waste your money I'm not
going to stop you.

We had these little
     inside jokes and such that no
one else knew about.

All depends on how
     the phone lands and how the shock
goes through the body.

I don't even see
     why they took the big, black guy
down like that either.

You know, the cabin
     where they're literally tearing
each other's clothes off.

We walk to other
     club and she actually links arms
with me. Holy shit.

It's this now now now
     attitude that got the Skins
in this position.

What should I do if
     I suddenly get hungry
during my workout?

but since it's bad, no
     one likes it It's extremely
important to me.

I was just around
     there looking for apartments
not a week ago.

I don't think chrome is
     the problem, I think the rim
design is ugly.

Sorry if I will
     be annoying or what, can
you give me some proofs?

This is pretty much
     the real problem for me, why
rush to get things done?

I'm not a redneck
     by any means but that is
pretty accurate.!

You're beautiful but
     confidence is key. Good point.
Edited that in.

There's always going
     to be a shallow person
everywhere in life.

But I heard the same
     thing about Bowie as well
so there you have it.

The third tried to be
     more serious and epic
but failed miserably.

It's amazing though,
     when I drop the bomb, just how
fast they flip the script.

What? There is nothing
     to be offended about.
why does this exist?

I'm not even mad
     you two kids have fun kissing
each other's ass now.

all I said was "don't
     be a dick", aren't you the one
being whiny here?

If yes, how much time
     were you accumulating
this amount of scrolls?

Most of the time I'm
     at work before the sun is
up this time of year!

His ability
     to get entries is pretty
huge for any team.

Pittsburgh is going
     to the divisional round!
You heard it here first!

If it says "catsup"
     on the bottle, I'm punching
someone in the dick.

If he's fine with stock
     speeds then it doesn't really
matter anyway.

Same here in Norway.
     surprised son hasn't gotten
his own account yet.

You speak English much
     better than I speak Spanish
(which is not at all).

Just write what the hell
     you think is good. If it rhymes?
Cool. If it doesn't?

What about the girls?
     Is it dresses and skirts, or
can they wear jeans too?

is illegal, there's
     nothing that outlaws *owning*
such a replica.

It really shouldn't
     be too hard for Valve to pull
something like that off.

I wear mine when I'm
     shoveling snow or doing yard
work in the winter.

I want him to win
     so we can be even more
hyped for a rematch.

Maybe your attempt
     at de escalation fails
and they come towards you.

He was the top dog
     at Chelsea for a good while,
no doubt about that.

I hope you like it.
     We won't even be starting
on phase three for months.

when ohio fades
     from glory, will you still get
all hot and bothered?

We're really really
     good this season, but this can't
go on forever.

You need to distance
     yourself from the devices
you use to act out.

You aren't a gamer
     unless you play on PC.
Sorry, but it's true.

How is getting more
     and more public debt "helping
Greece pay off its debts"?

I personally find
     that more beneficial than
anything, really.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Thanks for your reply!
     Most would require you to book
the field in advance.

At this point I don't
     even understand what you
are advocating?

:D Denver Broncos.
     Fuck everything about them
Still my alarm tone.

What are your full stats
     (height, weight, age, gender)? Are you
using a food scale?

Relax, you didn't gain
     weight overnight and you won't
lose it overnight.

Edit: I'm also
     going to drop her shortly
for my Lucifer.

That also means there
     is no room for a normal
starting procedure.

*And no one will...* Kid
     was armed in that one and pulled
the gun on the cop.

It wasn't joyous
     or nice or anything good
but I survived it.

I was actually on
     my way to the hospital
when i got the call.

Most of the stores I've
     been to limit you to one
4-pack per customer.

The same reason why
     some news sites put stars in swear
words and others don't.

I look mad sometimes
     and I'm pretty shy at first
so I wont talk much.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Also, him being
     fired if we lost shouldn't
have been a surprise.

Makes you mad at times
     and you wanna kill and rape.
What is it? Hip pop.

Since you only like
     older guys, I say focus
on your school for now.

Personally, I'm sure
     there were more out there than just
the Primordial.

spaghetti I am
     every level of jealous.
Don't get out of bed.

If we punish false
     rape accusers then no one
will admit their lies.

Unfortunately
     that also means that you'll fight
just to get noticed.

Certainly not, but
     I do know more than you on
this evidently.

**Templar:** When to strip
     shields and oracles is all,
but still essentials.

You're doing something
     very wrong if they don't last
past a couple months.

Married a local
     and I do the big corporate
engineering thing.

I live in Brazil.
     why do parents know how much
money their kids make?

Those 3-series cars are
     maybe the best compact cars
on the road today.

I feel Kojima
     did have a message to be
conveyed by the game.

No one said it did.
     It was in the 50s, jew all
need to move on. Yo.

[deleted] So why
     not join an amateur mixed
gender hockey team?

When this album came
     out I wondered if old man
Matt could still bring it.

I mean the whole damn
     album is just destructive
in so many ways.

Now thanks to science,
     our life expectancy is
about four times that.

Sometimes there are good
     stories but nothing really
ties them together.

What I said: I am
     traveling for the holidays.
What is the deadline?

Might add a little
     honey malt next time if you
want honey flavor.

If you're successful
     but they just transition back,
learn how to block it.

Yeah, Comcast will work
     just fine I'd love to spend some
time with you sweetheart!

I don't have SO Boots,
     Limmer custom hiking boots
or get the fuck out.

That is crazy though.
     Gonna have to build my own
to rake in the cash.

But to each his own.
     Crazy Monday. [deleted]
Oh, I'm good, I'm good.

Yeah not that exact
     make or model but almost
exactly the same.

It's the body stuff
     that I think a therapist
can help you unpack.

If he can't, I don't
     see anyone stopping them
before Pain again.

Well maybe someday
     you'll get out of that one room
basement apartment.

I thought it was odd
     but went with it. It was good.
And butter of course.

I'd expect a much
     lower amount for the first
year of production.

No sarcasm, just
     discussing the "militant"
extremes of both sides.

Yes my concern was
     the string not holding enough
tension for bowing.

They are too constant.
     Once you clear one, they are no
longer challenging.

The month went by fast
     and soon we were on a plane
going to Georgia.

Oh one caveat:
     The people of Malaysia
are called Malaysians.

If you have money,
     no need to throw it around
in needless displays.

Which sort of makes you
     wonder, what the hell is Ted
getting paid to do?

That's why I said *"If
     I'm being totally fair:"*,
Elden Very nice.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Weed. Not even once.
     How involved a process is
milling your own flour?

If you find whipped cream
     that isn't consistent, don't
put it in your mouth.

Just pointing out that,
     in the US, stuff is cheaper
to buy on average.

Can't fix the head coach
     until you fix the guy that's
providing the tools.

It's just really hard
     to write good and take notes when
teacher is talking.

Part of the problem
     are the statist policies
that Bloomberg pushed for.

Try us out. If you
     feel that it's not for you no
hard feelings. Really.

My experience
     living in Japan was much
less xenophobic.

Eliminating
     the worst piece will get you up
to speed the fastest.

This is how you get
     someone like Hugo Chavez
in charge. I want him.

You know you can put
     just about any key caps
you want on them, right?

None whatsoever.
     Yes, the guys they pay did stuff
for their benefit.

It's so refreshing
     to see a horror movie
this well constructed.

Made worse by the fact
     that it obviously has
huge public support.

I think you should give
     yourself a break and not be
so hard on yourself.

It's called a provost
     and that doesn't make it work
like a lotus does.

It's around this time
     that she'll start withholding sex,
like you're a trained dog.

It pains me so much
     that my family and many
friends are Democrats.

They eat that shit up
     for breakfast because as you
said, it's ego porn.

A clean place you can
     call home has a positive
effect on your mood.

Also, I did NOT
     know you could clear such a huge
dish on a civic.

Some I remember
     putting there, some I have no
recollection of...

Thank you for bringing
     this to light, I personally
appreciate it.

I realize it is
     hard to switch modes but you guys
can plan something out.

Go home, set your house
     on fire and sit in it you
lying sack of shit.

Done! We can all be
     friends and make fun of the stuff
we love together!!!

I wish I could do
     that but I can't live without
bulletproof tires.

Be careful around
     the accessory drive belt
when listening. Agreed.

like an idiot.
     I must know what character
you have. I have stitch.

One answer might be
     that he can reduce losses
though the glass at night.

From recent rumors,
     it sounds like an insider
may have been involved.

I wish I had been
     playing sooner, I feel like
I live double lives.

Thanks for the kind words
     shit happens, happened to me
in my early 20s.

Finally, it's just
     so much more fun finishing
the raid with a group.

just go through their g1
     climax tournament this year.
almost all of them.

I didn't know about
     the Kearny Mesa one, thanks!
Give us the results!!

Some people don't like
     the scent, but again that is
personal preference.

No shit, sexual
     assault is a huge problem
in The US Army.

yes my old name I've
     been ordering from twisted
for over a year.

Good Luck Well if you
     haven't noticed ovens are
sealed up pretty well.

Hopefully our next
     coach can bring us to a new
level of success.

/thread pop tarts and mac
     and cheese, now your nutrition
needs will all be met!!!

He always would say
     "I'm barely using them now!
Like just once a week".

In which case, they aren't
     really fashion conscious or
trying to look sexy.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Horror game starring
     The Squad? Yes yes. Horror game
with flood everywhere?

Although once playoffs
     come I think he'll be a force
to be reckoned with.

If its Celsius
     then no wonder as it would
be bloody boiling.

That kid is going
     to be fucked up in the head
his whole life probably.

Both you can your pet
     will suffer if you cannot
provide what it needs.

A vicious smirk came
     to his face he watched Gandalf
and the dwarves run by.

It did, for a while.
     When they needed Alistair
tortured, Dean stepped up.

Clogging up /new is
     the least helpful thing right now.
this one has my vote!

He knows he can win
     with cutler, and the dude knows
how to run a show.

I could say, great now
     I'm fine, but I want to drop
this once and for all.

You know some duct tape
     would blind it completely, what
are you trying to say?

whats meant is that you
     stop caring for everyone
else more than yourself.

There is no such thing
     as anonymous payment,
EVERYTHING is tracked.

Yeah, and I'm going
     to continue to do so.
This is a dumb rule.

Just stay strong. You don't
     know any other vegans...
well nice to meet you!

You might finds big size,
     but it certainly won't be
very flattering.