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So I guess I will
     have to buy her, but I don't
really want to. Yeah..

Smoke mid everyday
     I like it a lot actually.
Sleek, quiet, well built.

Also I look like
     such a fucking idiot
on the cross trainer.

And I love the cold
     and the snow kind of goes hand
in hand with the cold.

Bad argument does
     not get phone calls to your boss
so you get fired.

My wife couldn't get
     home from work too soon as far
as I was concerned.

Also their Fortis,
     which is a little pricer
but makes a great gift.

It is possibly
     the most stupid thing I've read
on here for a while.

At the very least
     maybe you can cut some dead
weight out of your life.

enemy aura
     and body temp would require
some more equipment.

I'm on vacation
     so I'm free all day except
sleeping and eating.

That being said you
     have to be *really* careful
where you get them from.

Some people think you
     should be happy if your child
got a "good cancer".

Don't try to tell me
     you can run Jade without Q.
Jade is creative.

In high school my friends
     would donate their milk to see
how much I would drink.

It was quite a big
     hit, and mushroom gathering
is presented there.

Because it's a stretch
     goal reward to those who helped
raising the prize pool.

Perhaps something heard
     your consciousness and likewise
wanted to be heard?

Really not sure what
     OP is going on about.
The New Yorker? Please.

He got a girlfriend
     and stopped speaking to me Huh,
TIL you're Australian.

Lucius This is what
     I was expecting the link
above it to be.

Well, the plot thickens.
     I'm absolutely fucking
LOVING this series.

What? I pissed my pants?
     I never even noticed.
mode b) Earplugs in.

he was pretty good
     in that, but he was solid
in interstellar.

As for your breakage,
     look into periodic
light protein treatments.

This is so awesome.
     It certainly is. This is
the best thing ever!

Understanding what
     the words mean, that is something
completely different.

The worst thing that could
     happen is he either sucks
or is an asshole.

Now he's pissed off all
     the time, and stressed most of it.
I know what you mean.

Yay! I Could, But I'm
     not an huge fan of backgrounds
with to much on it.

Alistair Crowley...
     Now he was an interesting
guy to say the least.

just checking, because
     I already put ten on
order, just in case.

Whatever tiff you've
     got with whatever I am,
's not my problem.

Enjoy "I know, right?!"
     because that's the new thing, shit
on Anderson. Kids.

I am opposed by
     human rights violations.
I'm funny like that.

Stop occupying
     the Poland of Languages.
You see what I mean?

This was years ago
     and it still upsets me just
thinking about it.

Oh wait, its an "air
     purifier", that also
happens to vacuum.

I personally think
     the DAI story is very
very good so far.

I'd give you item
     build advice but, yeah, I don't
really play hunters.

You won't pick it up
     in a few games only if
you're thick Well thank you.

The original
     show stops being relevant
pretty early on.

My neck of the woods!
     yes the ego remains dead...
along with yourself.

But I never said
     anything about being
forced to do a job.

Probably more so, by
     you keeping her in the dark.
You sir are correct.

So hate and distrust
     is equal for all people
abroad lol.

This gives enough time
     for any "lighter fluid
flavor" to burn off.

Depends what you want
     I guess, I've never been one
for the quiet life.

Could you wait a few
     minutes for me to finish
up another trade?

I strongly suggest
     you avoid taking any
knee jerk reactions.

Apparently I'm
     something of a prodigal
son of my family.

everyone involved.
     still cutthroat but nothing but
love for each other.

Yes! Thank you! I don't
     spend my food stamps on junk food,
I buy healthy food.

You should be leveling
     faster, especially early,
than you did before.

contact support on
     Agora if reasonable
amount of time passed.

Thailand more likely
     than Taiwan [deleted] "Pay
to win" is the term.

Took the monday off,
     so I'll stay from Sat morning
till Monday evening.

I wish I'd had such
     easy access to the world
when I was younger.

There have always been
     teen pregnancies and lazy
parents raising brats.

I guess the only
     part i see in videos
is the two way part.

Clearly the man you're
     with now isn't that person.
Set yourself free. Well.

No one is ever
     going to pay you to read
Huck Finn anyway.

Who said anything
     about Batman? Miner here.
That's a big hole. five...

When one topic is
     coming to an end, you can
bring up another.

Theodore Bagwell,
     Prison break. He's a straight up
monarchist, it's true.

"Shaun" not "Shawn" I feel
     like a lot of people are
having this problem.

I, for one, am more
     than happy to also get
on the bandwagon.

I have a fairly
     small collection, so I don't
know if I'm helpful!

What would even make
     someone think Colbert and his
staff would CARE that much?

I laughed my ass off
     [deleted] Just bury him
in the piles of clothes.

Says it has a sight
     glass, meaning its a pretty
nice kettle setup.

Kane gets recognized
     because he pulls shit off like
this regularly.

I'd say he's been there
     for quite a while now though, not
just from this season.

Also, cat pee smell
     seems to be harder to get
out than dog pee smell.

I haven't resigned.
     I'm not convinced my name will
actually be removed.

Now I can snap shot
     with the bow and snipe sprinting
enemies just fine.

Excuse me, any
     hero before you judge him
put him on the test.

Protests are all well
     and good, but in an average
public area?

Jack talking about
     Unity made me really
mad for some reason.

Ok im probably
     gonna look really thick here
but what? Why? Hey, look!

Nicest ham ever
     and is so much cheaper than
using the oven.

Regardless of who
     we were or where we are from,
we were gamers first.

Plus that huge hood scoop
     that obscures what he *could* see
directly in front.

I pity those who
     absolutely have to go
there to find refuge.

Like I said, I smoked
     for the first time in a while
before I saw it.

Siri is always
     listening for it unless you
deactivate it.

Do not use logic,
     it just makes their decisions
worse to comprehend!!

When the TV was
     introduced the Radio
got less important.

He has a forum
     on his site where he answers
questions personally.

Not sure why you keep
     referring to us as "new".
New to the sub? Yes.

[deleted] The black
     man is tied up, it's a joke
about slavery.

Geoff was on his game.
     He may be drunk, but the man
is intelligent.

Probably the wrong move,
     but I got a thanks for it.
Thanks for the advice.

I don't play Rumble
     but I still took a long look
at this video.

The rescued dogs won't
     be able to breed, they can
find good, loving homes.

I added the search
     link to the testing section
This. This fucking band.

As for the closer
     context, Poland held local
elections last week.

You can disagree
     with someone without having
to be insulting.

And this time it would
     be happening to men only,
who really don't count.

Maybe just next time
     state that you're going to skip
to it being done.

These days it's more if
     I see it on TV will
I watch to the end.

Really? That's either
     bullshit or just a really
bad photographer.

Are you serious?
     If you call out a troll you
get on probation?

The one I actually
     ordered finally turned up
many MONTHS later.

Guys who try to act
     tough and cool, what's with the whole
"macho guy" type thing?

He was nine or ten
     years old when they finally
kicked it the last time.

You could probably do
     just as well with a decent
program and diet.

Their purpose is not
     to farm and gain levels, they're
there to help their team.

That decision is
     made based on which dice are left.
We've stopped the canoes.

Lol I need
     more of these in my life Let
the team know he cares.

John Wick resold me
     on Keanu, I love him
again Got me beat.

[deleted] Hah, well
     in that case... I have to ask:
[Do you like Hip hop?

We should go a way
     that will ultimately be
the right decision.

I feel like Melee
     Battlefield is darker than
any stage in Brawl.

It also tells us
     that the Republicans who
take polls aren't real bright.

You don't need bump stops
     or gears if you are sticking
to 33's or under.

motor drivers are
     really just specially arranged
power transistors.

The former may be
     hypocrites, the latter are
frighteningly pure.

Romo and Murray
     look absolutely stunning
(when healthy) this year.

That way you can sit
     with her on the couch and watch
tv while you play.

Basically I got
     fucked in the ass and abused
like a poor sucker.

Let your local branch
     members find out who you are.
Meet them. Work with them.

low Your post has been
     removed for breaking the **[Low
Effort Content Rule.

Again, the more you
     talk, the more ignorance you're
putting on display.

Manhattan is not
     particularly friendly
for large group dinners.

He literally says
     "Fuck, I'm the asshole." Sorry
order has been filled!

I didn't like Garfield,
     but I liked the other show
that came on with it.

The decision has
     been made and everyone now
has to live with it.

This game is so bad
     right now that it can actually
be funny at times.

But there was that one
     black kid in high school he said
hi to a few times!

a lot of looping
     in the background helps too. V.
give your song structure.

By and large we all
     come to this sub to see things
go horribly wrong.

This world will beat you
     down on your knees and keep you
there if you let it.

That's actually really
     hot That other big name could
have been Jeff Gordon.

That's my middle name....
     Makeup everyday would be
too much of a pain.

Or am I dreaming?
     Yay! Something to be thankful
for on Thanksgiving!

What, red already?!
     Why wasn't I told?? I'm still
using the gray stuff.

He doesn't speak or
     do anything. Just stands there.
He wanted to leave.

On the other hand
     I'm pretty certain it's not
all down to one man.

And the waves crash on
     the sand, Like a storm that'll
break any second...

Somehow, they never
     use spinach or celery
to cope... Nasal Spray.

The only other
     sport I've seen that made me scared
was hurling. Thank you!

Bruce Wayne's life isn't
     about his struggle against
villains in Gotham.

Care to share any
     workout lessons learned when were
you first starting out?

this does not look like
     something you can keep if you
will date someone else.

It's amazing how
     simple it will become when
you're immersed in it.

You have an evil
     twin out there OP. Be careful.
His logic is fine.

I'm with you on that.
     Not because of zombies, just
because I love Jinx.

After all, it was
     evident that James was not
bothered, was it not?

Well, carbon footprint
     will decrease as carbon based
fuels are phased out.

At least I wasn't
     the one who got corrected
by an idiot.

A rectangle whose
     sides are 2*pi and 3*pi can be
tiled by squares just fine.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

I am just beside
     myself with what the proper
response would be here.

Agreed that that stuff
     is awesome but who the fuck
is Porcupine Tree?

I killed them and then
     picked up the sword. More hive spawned...
several golden bars.

Gurley just got caught
     and had a coach who doesn't
take much off field shit.

But deep down, I knew
     she was right, because I too
am a mouth breather.

Putting each other
     first before yourself is more
how I see it though.

Don't be a dick but
     don't compromise your beliefs.
Be honest but kind.

You think Kelly wants
     Mark Sanchez back there throwing
all day against us?

Did you really think
     we were one player away
at the trade deadline?

I've just learned to ask
     where I-95 is in case I'm lost.
"Donde esta el I-95?"

Its because stats don't
     lie here, and they are able
to be selective.

Out of everything
     in there saying hell is what
got my attention...

Then things got ugly.
     [deleted] Got You're the man
for adding the link.

Good questions and I'll
     edit my post to include
this information.

My dad's was to run
     and hide, or better yet, give
in ASAP.

I have a message
     appear strange on the map does
not show the machine.

I had not one, not
     two, but three gaming laptops
I used at college.

I typed everything
     and my chicken scratch became
cave finger painting.

Or has a question
     he doesn't want to broadcast
to the internet?

His motivation
     is religious and his goals
are political.

preventable death
     in the US healthcare system
was recklessly high.

Or is that only
     when you inject it into
the muscle? Thank you!

Investigative
     skills are very effective,
even low ratings.

Why not to train net
     that simply predicts next board
given a current one?

This was just before
     the holidays, so it's not
all finalized yet.

Our D honestly
     seems to play even better
against teams like this.

The consistency
     should be slightly thinner than
ketchup at this point.

That's still more than most
     home internet connections
have available.

I will be so glad
     when they fix this loot bug, just
so these posts can stop.

Damn you, Parliament!
     The Monarchy never should
have let you happen!

Its been half an hour
     and he's still searching the bag
and yelling at us.

You have worked too hard
     to let it get you down now.
Being an adult.

The fact that we'd all
     been drinking wine already
probably helped that, though.

do not look for small
     "signs" that she's interested, look
at the big picture.

Good professors can
     find ways to keep their students
engaged while learning.

By doing so you
     are diverting attention
from pure gaming stuff.

Bullshit. Probably might
     explain why I hate cell phone
cases today too.

If your character
     doesn't have any faults, it's
just lazy role play.

Or if you can't find
     any maybe we could go
in on an order.

His biggest complaint
     was the time and effort spent
collecting his fees.

Seems like half the kids
     my age thought he was General
Ford, not Gerald Ford.

For real, gonna see
     how this translates to tinder
I went to this show.

But god do people
     grasp at straws to justify
everything in it.

I kept telling her
     not to let her use them but
she wouldn't listen.

Take this quarter, go
     downtown, and have a rat gnaw
that thing off your face!

S! A! U! S! A!
     U! S! A! U! S! A! U!
S! A! U! S! A!

How in the fucking
     universe can the average
be *lower than that*!?

If it's being used
     to distract you from something
else it's dishonest.