Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #183262

But just hang in there,
     keep looking for solutions
and keep showing up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183263

So the Atlantic
     slave trade had no negative
effects, in your view?

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Haiku #183264

For starters you could
     use different background colors
for different planets.

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Haiku #183265

It was nice words but
     I still feel like I shouldn't
be the one mentioned.

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Haiku #183266

I never knew how
     much impact an attitude
can have on someone.

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Haiku #183268

[deleted] I'm Ron
     Burgundy? What sort of ties
do you have to her?

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Haiku #183269

Technically, there's no
     actual reason *why* big mass
means big gravity.

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Haiku #183270

Do you think you'd be
     willing to try visiting
the school counselor?

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Haiku #183271

It's not the highest
     quality but it's the best
I managed to get.

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Haiku #183272

I would be able
     to handle both separately,
but not together.

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Haiku #183273

No women can be
     raped in the military
if they are not there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183274

At the start they were
     different than other Let's Play
channels, however.

Score: 0          

Haiku #215186

If the article
     is satire then it is
ironic as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183276

You can't just ignore
     that and hope it goes away.
It just doesn't work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183277

I think that's the most
     complex opinion I've seen
someone beat me to!

Score: 0          

Haiku #183278

*You* should have waited
     for him, which starts you doubting
that you're good enough.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183279

Love the guy, love his
     K9 partner, loved what they both
brought to the mission.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183280

Yes. Probably because
     the word nice means different things
to different people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183281

As an extension,
     you should also document
business procedures.

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Haiku #183282

even blizzard mess
     up on every patch up til
now with lags and such.

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Haiku #183283

vision from nova
     is way too good to not get
at least one point in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183284

God damn I've been stuck
     in those areas for hours
trying to get out. So?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183285

To be frank, I think
     that's one of the ugliest
ships I've ever seen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183286

We have people far
     smarter than us still working
with the government.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183287

I think the OP just
     needs to be more assertive
about what she wants.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183288

I think these two are
     already in due to their
bankable image.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183289

Not a big Jade fan
     but even I know better
than to cross that bitch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183291

Surely that can't just
     be a generalized issue.
I find that insane.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183432

Shows what I know though.
     When was the last time something
was sent to Venus?

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Haiku #183433

Then all our problems
     would be solved forever, thanks
to segregation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183434

So you also need
     to specify which model
you intend to use.

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Haiku #183435

i've also noticed
     that it's only 2g data
rates that are climbing.

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Haiku #183436

My only complaint
     is that most of their songs are....
too identical.

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Haiku #183437

We only have one
     life so it's much better spent
doing things you love.

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Haiku #183438

Coins and question mark
     blocks flashing? Palette cycling.
Lighting effects, too.

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Haiku #183439

Their boots were barely
     laced, their hair looked like they had
just rolled out of bed.

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Haiku #183440

[deleted] because
     Mr. Wayne, some men just want
to watch the world burn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183441

That's not fun! I can
     smoke every night this week still,
now, if I want to!

Score: 0          

Haiku #183442

Which poetically
     reveals more about our own
attitudes than theirs.

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Haiku #183443

I hope somebody
     with more authority can
add to this reply.

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Haiku #183444

I thought the same thing.
     And it has an addicting
ditty at the end.

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Haiku #183445

You won't be able
     to release them because his
wage would be too high.

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Haiku #183446

Holy shit i wish
     i knew about this stuff when
i was fighting him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183447

they own our bodies,
     they own our identities,
we are serfs. fuck them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183448

They aren't minimum
     prices, but are still pretty
cheap and have volume.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183449

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183450

Firstly, anyone
     with half a brain can see how
obvious it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183451

A farm that sells milk
     at a loss for that long should
go out of business.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183452

Changing my patterns
     enough to make progress is.
Thanks for trying to help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183453

Unacceptable.
     My personal faith beliefs
are irrelevant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183454

I've had no issues
     past the initial first two
weeks on the website.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183455

The person you *thought*
     you had a relationship
with did not exist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183456

You go from modern
     tunnels with LED signs and all
to holes in the rock...

Score: 0          

Haiku #183457

We all need to rest.
     We've been going nonstop since
this morning. Richard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183458

It's not crawling, it's
     not hiding and ambushing
the player enough.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183459

I'm no lawyer, but
     I've seen people go to court
for lesser reasons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183460

Spinal compression
     I pay much less attention
to fives than twenties.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183461

the font looks different
     from the normal font for some
reason You've got it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183462

It just sounds so wrong
     to hear, maybe that's just me,
love the videos!

Score: 0          

Haiku #183463

So you'll need to find
     someone else to champion
research of your card.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183464

Period. There is
     no way I'm going to try
and convert people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183465

Not sure if people
     are still ascending after
that, I'm not there yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183466

Now that's something I'd
     be putting on my resume.
"sent them in" Me too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183467

I think his bigger
     challenge is going to be
trying to stay healthy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183468

We love to spoil them,
     and [this is one of our most
recent purchases!

Score: 0          

Haiku #183469

Can't get it to work
     tried multiple times Do you
have a source on this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183470

He was top of his
     class at Hollywood Upstairs
Medical College.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183471

Im assuming you
     are from Europe, how do you
view this sentiment?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183472

I completely feel
     like she is abusing our
child with her actions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183473

It's possible, but
     I think that would just draw more
suspicion to her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183474

You probably shouldn't.
     God forbid someone calls you
gorgeous or something!

Score: 0          

Haiku #183475

Have you ever heard
     the phrase, "Everything's bigger
in Texas?" It's true.

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Haiku #183476

His England career
     (aside from qualifying
games) hasn't been great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183477

[deleted] Simple
     Man: sums up sobriety
in a lot of ways.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183478

He's doing the right
     thing by reviewing technique
and trying to tweak it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183479

Lol. You're right,
     I misread the relevant
sentence in the book.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183480

I'll be free tonight
     around 5-10pm I believe
so I should be good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183481

People are cheerfully
     spending many times that on
hats, which DO NOTHING.

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Haiku #183482

You can change the group
     that will bully you, but you
can't say no to all.

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Haiku #183483

The weakness is not
     the canopy itself but
where it joins the car.

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Haiku #183484

You just have to choose
     which type of hardship is more
bearable to you.

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Haiku #183485

So I'll probably be
     Robin. It appears he just
couldn't seal the deal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183486

In the Middle east,
     people name their kids after
loved ones all the time.

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Haiku #183487

It might seem cheap now
     but it almost certainly
won't be over time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183488

Far from perfect but
     mechanically in fine shape
and what a beauty!

Score: 0          

Haiku #183489

Get a dog today,
     imagine how happy you
could be this evening!

Score: 0          

Haiku #183490

This means choosing death
     whenever there is a choice
between life and death.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183491

Does it being v
     shapes negatively affect
the high and midrange?

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Haiku #210083

S! A! U! S! A!
     U! S! A! U! S! A! U!
S! A! U! S! A!

Score: 0          

Haiku #183492

I read Dune, that's all
     I ever wanted and that's
all I'll ever need.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183493

Ever since I heard
     The Waters I've really been
feeling Mick Jenkins.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183494

Mom's response? "You just
     jealous because you don't look
as good as she do".

Score: 0          

Haiku #183495

At Least your parents
     are at the hotel, mine were
staying with us....2 weeks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183496

Were my stats too low?
     I bet my stats were too low.
Damn, I suck at stats.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183497

All that matters is
     that you love yourself and find
yourself attractive.

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Haiku #183498

Buddies are always
     doing maintenance while my shit
is ready to ride.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183499

Pretty sure the most
     misquoted is, "Luke, I am
your father." On fire?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183643

If so damn, that would
     take hours upon hours for sure.
I think it makes sense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183644

I can't remember.
     So, you can still get them, but
I think they're rarer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183645

Someone with Sensor
     Mines helps out great here. Hell, helps
out great anywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183646

Also be ready
     for water slide decals, there
are a ton of them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183647

Will this change the way
     I have to manage taxes
as mentioned above?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183648

I have a friend who
     often uses hers and does
chores around the house.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183649

Guess everyone was
     caught off guard kappa He'll what?
I look like a man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183651

WITHOUT LOANS. This is
     the case at Harvard, Princeton,
Yale, etc..

Score: 0          

Haiku #183652

I think I am strong
     enough to quit, but the thing
is *I don't want to*.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183653

They make good looking
     necklaces due to the pins
being in a square.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183654

It feels like the cold
     war is still playing on while
we think it's over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183655

Absolutely no,
     you cannot bring your firearm
to the Philippines.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183656

I think he done goofed.
     Disclaimer: I know nothing
about the bible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183657

I myself would not
     desire a man like me,
at least physically.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183658

Uninformed person
     going off topic a bit..
But why with honey?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183659

I love October.
     Plus one for welding ski lifts,
this is noble work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183660

But i'm wondering
     why he says task manager
is inaccurate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183661

I also wanted
     to try to run a prison
with minimal staff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183662

The solvent leached through
     the color out, and caused those
strange stains to appear.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183663

Being a person
     who makes music for PM,
there's some sweet stuff here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183664

Not only that, when
     I got home he'd go berserk
and pee everywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183665

It's always easy
     to make hard decisions when
you have piles of cash.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183666

Some glitches were known
     but none were useful in speed
running until now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183667

lol You aren't
     excited to see how Jones
performs with Green out?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183668

Cop: "Do you know why
     I stopped you?" Me: "No." Cop: "You
have a tail light out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183669

edit to add why
     does heated classroom matter?
Aren't all rooms heated?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183670

Lots of great options
     at the moment but you are
off to a great start.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183671

After u die, u
     come back to life only on
the Day of Judgment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183672

I think he's a cool
     character and more people
should give him a try.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183673

I use a sulfur
     free shampoo and silicone
free conditioner.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183674

Alternatively,
     try targeting local clubs
such as rotary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183675

So turning bounties
     in and getting lucky is
the way to get them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183676

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183677

In my country there
     is a rule that a law goes
before a contract.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183678

Canadian here.
     Please don't invade us to take
all of our water.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183679

I also believe
     you have no Idea what
you're talking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183680

Evolution is
     the organizing theory
for biology.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183681

As she turned around
     to leave the store, she had blood
all over her ass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183682

I went to the hall
     where the bathroom was, and then
into the bathroom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183683

Ok I'm home is
     there any tips you needed
in particular?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183684

very weird, i did
     the same and was sad to find
that there was no legs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183685

I travel alot
     for work and need the broadest
possible coverage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183686

Amazing release
     on the grey in that one pic!
And the last one, yikes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #183687

Maggots on penis.
     Please advise. Wow, that really
sucks, sorry to hear.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183688

Thank you all again
     for your help, but I must now
go to my home now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183689

But it was a bit
     different and I've never had
sex like this before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183690

As soon as you know
     that even an idiot
like me can do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183691

Offered and there is
     someone else who is also
interested in it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183692

and yea, there's the fans
     that cheer or boo the home team.
that's a huge difference.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183693

Well for a first year
     player you are extremely
organized in this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183694

Most of the series
     I watch are manga series
I've already read!

Score: 0          

Haiku #183695

Do I ever go
     through more than my allotment
in a month? Rarely.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183696

Doesn't come off like
     she's playing the other side
just to make a buck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183697

But I'd say you'll grow
     out of it and it'll get old.
Nothing wrong with that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183698

-roger waters By
     not closing ourself of from
others opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183699

This video is
     from June, hopefully it will
get added sometime.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183700

[The next increase is
     going to be the lowest
in over a year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183701

But will it really
     be worth paying that much more
for post production?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183702

Well, maybe it's just
     called a bed room cause that's where
your fucking bed is?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183703

Thanks:) [deleted] Hell
     ya, gives it a nice texture
for tactical grip.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183704

Gymnastics often
     required gymnasts to make split
second decisions.

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Haiku #183705

Once that's done, we might
     be open to suggestions
on what to play next.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183706

I just had the best
     idea for those of us
who miss the hard hats.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183707

Granted, you both would
     have to die but it's worth it.
The greater good, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183708

We are all people,
     and it is people that need
saving, not nations.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183709

I liked the spooky
     music Barely legal I'm
totally with you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183710

In America
     perhaps, the world is a lot
bigger than that though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183711

That's an ignorant
     parent you've been talking to.
You're not at fault, OP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183712

It's because they want
     to experience it first
hand, and learn from it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183783

It's being abused
     by quite a few "teams" out there
and quite annoying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183784

Sorry about that.
     Would be a coffee shop type
setting in the US.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183785

Oh, have they added
     redstone, hunger and breeding?
Time will tell.. My bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183786

Sure they should budget
     perfectly but the real world
doesn't work like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183787

He said, looking him
     dead in the eye, the right one
glowing slightly blue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183788

I felt this same way
     not only about The Strain,
but The Bridge also.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183789

LA has *tons* of crime,
     but some of the strictest gun
laws in the country.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183790

Not sure if you can
     get them wherever you are,
but it's worth a shot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183791

Usually that's too
     much of an inconvenience
and they change their tone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183792

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183793

[deleted] What do
     you mean by having trouble?
Not seeing effects?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183794

Yeah, this. Sunday night
     I was still on "processing"
and I went to sleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183795

Anybody know
     what the button up sleeves thing
is all about? link?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183796

A hole is a hole
     Not really no, but you did
come here to this one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183797

Isn't the teller
     allowed to switch out such bills
with some of their own?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183798

Zimmer is a great
     coach and I expect the D
to only improve.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183799

We will have them out
     lightening speed and top notch
quality baby.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183800

If i can just walk
     in i'll do it tomorrow,
sooner the better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183801

Have a great job now
     thanks to my degree and real
world experience.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183802

It is challenging
     to fight huge groups of different
equipped enemies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183803

This is amazing.
     Thank you so much! The aging
gods were good to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183804

She was wearing pants
     and still had to get skin grafts.
This is a tough one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183805

You could get a fake
     axe and dip the end in red
paint (or nail polish).

Score: 0          

Haiku #183806

I am sure parents
     will take you back." She looked up.
"He has everything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183807

Now he has more rights,
     as in the ability
to marry a man?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183808

Don't sell yourself short
     on the work done while you aren't
actively working.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183809

It's not free hosting.
     You can get free credits if
someone refers you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183810

I'm embarrassed now
     don't judge me too harsh Edit:
Bake him away toys.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183811

Got a source for it?
     Edit: nevermind, didn't see
link in your reply.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183812

You got this. Thank you
     for the reply but there is
no misconception.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183813

I would disagree
     that distance running is more
mentally draining.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183814

That is how it works.
     Holding a kid back is like
trying to climb Everest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183815

Yeah if you send me
     yours, because I've only got
one picture of you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #182285

okay so two on
     meaning two outs remaining
in the inning right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #183816

Most *people* appear
     to have an inclination
in that direction.

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