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So we became friends,
     and tell dirty jokes and fart
and laugh together.

I'm hoping they'll be
     better since several of last
years guys were so young.

Also, I'm flattered
     you've decided to go through
my comment history.

I believe this was
     taken near Golden Meadow,
Louisiana.

You never know (or
     actually, maybe you do) how
I'll feel after that.

It's not gay unless
     the penises go inside
each other I thought?

Sitting by yourself
     having a few beers is sad,
in my opinion.

I may try that though
     when I don't have anything
to do the next day.

I'm so sad to see
     BurNing go :c [deleted]
Maybe it isn't.

The lights from Outside
     Lands, visible all the way
in Palo Alto?

Wait until you smash
     your hip bone into something,
that's a fun one too.

I already paid
     for the product, and now I'm
gonna pirate it.

may try an E53 soon
     for giggles. That's what I thought.
Too much mist and gray.

As it stands a 3v2
     at best will slow the tower's
death by a minute.

If you're trying to play
     wide, try to avoid growing
your cities too large.

Suddenly I hear
     "HULK SMASH" and we rocketed
off into the night.

Promise I won't end
     up rolled up in a carpet
and thrown in a ditch?

You will just auto
     the nexus without using
up the locked in card.

It will take a year
     or two, and surgery should
be a last resort.

Whilst my son was placed
     on my chest moments after
i gave birth to him.

Really? There are just
     some things here that don't add up.
Not just on her part.

Not that I blame you.
     You are doing a good thing
by bringing it up.

My girlfriend LOVES these.
     She even eats them with some
type of tofu cheese.

I very much look
     forward to the day I can
buy the clothes I like.

Whenever people
     try on my glasses they freak
out and call me blind.

Really nice clean car.
     "That's why I call a taxi
when I've been drinking.

[deleted] Maybe
     he was on some other drug,
he didn't specify.

HOLY COW WHAT Looked
     like he was trying to take out
McLouth with that throw.

I can see that you
     are also taking that verse
well out of context.

I see the jackass
     sitting next to me grinning
saying "Just kidding!".

If I were to move
     there, what types of jobs would be
the most lucrative?

How is this useful
     is LoL or any
game for that matter?

As your rotation
     improves, you can handle more
and more "floppy" glass.

Plenty chill but too
     much going on to really
be true ambient.

He told them to stay
     there so he could attack them.
They kept retreating.

Hell, the article
     says he was running away
when he shot the guy.

Grew up amongst them.
     We were poor, but we were taught
not to speak like this.

Not many people
     have replied so far, so odds
are still good. Sorry!

You definitely
     need to reapply after
eating anyway.

The same goes for crab
     fishing, logging and many
other industries.

If there are other
     interactive charts out there,
I'd love to see some.

I think it's way worse
     than "they're fucking terrible
at monogamy".

Yes, Pearl Harbor made
     political resistance
to war disappear.

I don't remember
     if they were hollow points or
full metal jacket.

Good for you for not
     dismissing something before
you've even tried it.

Two parties who would
     obviously rather kill
than die (who wouldn't).

All I've been hearing
     about this is no it can't
be and I'm a shill.

LOL its all
     good My shyness is something
I can't really change.

It is obvious
     the guy is a Broncos fan
who lost a flair bet.

The environment
     wasn't too bright, and lightning
bolts are bright as fuck.

They're quite good but I've
     not had my Kindle on me
when I go on one.

Does anyone know
     where it is being held if
you want to watch live?

Sorry, what do you
     believe unequivocally
that the boys did wrong?

Also some penguin
     females trade sex for pebbles.
[Took me a minute.

Makes my cilantro
     last for like a week rather
than a day or two.

Not too heavy, can
     be savored (or not), and its
even refreshing.

I can read, and I've
     read these quotes in multiple
different translations.

These aren't cycles, you're
     acting like a brat, it sounds
like this is just you.

Yeah I kinda feel
     like all these pictures can be
found here anyway.

I'll try to include
     what you said I was missing,
thanks for the reply.

I think that's pretty
     applicable no matter
what language you speak.

Edit: Really guys?
     It's just an opinion, no
need to get upset.

No one ever wins
     the fights because my dog is
so gentle with her.

I like Charles this year,
     I think he's a fair value
as a first rounder.

Displayed on the front
     was, in large yellow letters,
Sexy Party Time.

I was at a house
     party with a bunch of friends,
nothing too crowded.

If it's never been
     done to you, you've missed the most
amazing feeling.

Jeez I should have been
     doing this when I was trying
to build the Sobek.

instead of having
     to buy a whole new pair How
about Windows phone?

You do this after
     you've added the person you
want to come over.

So society
     as a whole is poorer where
slavery exists.

None Booing the guy
     the second he touched the court
is hoping he fails.

my orgasm is
     slower, long an more about
physical pleasure.

It won't make them fly
     more, because people only
fly when they need to.

And was she ugly?
     Yes! Katy Perry color
pop single lashes!

Who gives a fuck if
     somebody is trying to do
something for karma.

Nope, sorry, either
     no wind, or a head wind while
I'm going to work.

[deleted] If you
     buy the first one now, do u
still get beta keys?

Now I'm not quite sure
     how it became this way, but
that's how it is now.

She didn't tell me how
     late she was until she knew
she wasn't pregnant.

I don't know why I'm
     so far behind everyone
on the clean and jerk.

I understand it,
     concealed carry let's you pass
through life easier.

He basically stuck
     around to the point where no
one was still out there.

can you convince some
     family members to help you
fund another branch?

That being said, I'm
     not sure how this deck would match
up against that one.

On the other hand,
     I don't think I'll stay more than
another few months.

To do this, we need
     to do quality checking
during assembly.

They're all easy ways
     to accidentally eat
more than you intend.

But not anymore.
     Fuck im stupid... Yes I want
to go on a boat.

Don't really feel like
     getting arrested today...
You're not Portuguese!!!

It's Paul. Why the fuck
     are these retards STILL doing
these crappy movies?

I wrote what I feel
     was a great prologue setting
up good characters.

They could scrape on by
     and work there for years and years.
I know some like that.

Out of interest, what
     makes you so keen to visit?
Thanks, Autonomous.

Supplies are going
     to be limited for next
gen consoles.

Arcadia may
     have been the name of more than
one place However...

If you don't take their
     advice with salt, you're the one
who is being dumb.

He's got some great lines.
     He destroys the other guy
in this video.

It is common sense
     to post the source when posting
other peoples' work.

Claims aren't evidence.
     I'm really really sorry
you keep thinking so.

Holy cow, it's like
     I predicted the future!
I must be psychic!

I am all for it,
     I just need an assistant!
Well aren't *we* fancy?

No idea how
     I didn't gain more. Don't worry,
bud, you're not alone.

*Cymbal crash* I was
     very happy with my M14
order from Mass Drop.

If you could visit
     any where in the world where
would you want to go?

Also, get a PO
     Box and a fake if you're sketched.
Silk Road sells fakes too.

yeah, let's fill up and,
     and john, you got the cash? john.
where the fuck is john.

I mean you, not OP
     if there's any confusion.
This dude speaks the truth.

Thank you, gentlemen.
     I simply never noticed
this 'options' button!

"It's really bad, I'm
     worried it will get worse if
I wait to fix it."

Every study has
     shown that fluoride does nothing,
it has no effect.

Not hating, it was
     just a bit confusing how
you used the term stem.

Realistically,
     though, I've been gaining higher
yields, through fewer sales.

Thanks for the reply.
     We had a good sit down talk
after he confessed.

If he could use his
     legs, he would struggle against
Jason's rough pulling.

He willed them to move,
     but nothing, like usual.
He wants to struggle.

He's trying to humor
     you, but your simple human
antics tire him.

I'm going to ask
     my mom today though if there's
indeed nothing left.

I don't want to make
     assumptions and this whole thing
is overwhelming.

On top of that he's
     championing molten salt
based technology.

(just a little bit)
     [deleted] Attempt to get
my girlfriend pregnant.

the effects for me
     are really small, but they help
so tremendously.

Get to see geeks from
     all over the world (Myself
included) Real talk?

Well long story short
     my dog pissed on my back when
I was a youngster.

This is not quantum
     'science' and I take offense
to you call it such!

You can go big box
     but forget about any
kind of warranty.

Shadow demon Do
     you love someone, or are you
in love with someone?

I agree that he's
     easy, but most people aren't
in "really good" groups.

Its not as simple
     as someone thinking you lied,
so you go to jail.

Every product has
     to have both English and French
translations on it.

The roll of shame is
     much more effective than trying
to throw one side off.

Thanks! What character
     in any other series
would you love to dub?

You arent equipped
     to help her or know how well
she is managing.

not much you can do
     if they "smell marijuana"
at a traffic stop.

If everyone just
     played for free and never saw
any ads, guess what?

Then we can discuss
     how influential this site
has at the moment.

I'm not a fan, but
     my exposure to his stuff
has been limited.

The pee soaked my pant,
     got my shirt wet, and even
filled my socks and boots.

I feel like I should
     have one for emergencies
at the very least.

The only difference
     is "mashed potatoes" is new,
and the others aren't.

Someone who isn't
     working points out that there's no
point getting a job.

So yeah, we should try
     really hard to not convict
innocent people.

do you hate Jews, too?
     Or are their dietary
laws kosher with you...

We won't fucking stop.
     We ain't giving up this lead.
Oh well holy shit.

You can take a fresh
     water hose and let it spray
and hit the water.

Be careful for you
     may just repeat mistakes if
you are not careful.

It won an Oscar
     for Best Animated Short.
Simpsons did it Thanks!

I don't think I'm quite
     flexible enough to get
"freaky" with my "thing."

All of this is good
     advice, but it has nothing
to do with short men.

Wow I didn't even
     fact check, but thank you for fact
checking omg.

This is gold worthy?
     DAE hate politics? You know
what needs to be stopped?

Continuous is
     exactly what I don't want
for this kind of thing.

I unzip, and when
     I look down, there was a frog
right in front of me.

I don't know if it's
     the same in Israel but here
is certainly bad.

Yeah. Kind of makes me
     think "hmmm, fabricated" when
I hear stuff like that.

Though maybe you just
     have a shitty memory.
Either way, you suck.

Force yourself into
     working out for a half hour
before having wine.

I'm relatively
     new to gardening and don't know
what the problem is.

Shit was fun after
     I learned how to jump over
the logs with my horse.

Can you explain his
     parting line? I don't get it.
Who is Geraldine?

There are tons of fun
     things to do in Orlando
apart from Disney!

You are not going
     to get a complete answer
to that question here.

merely mentioning
     vegetables, or just cheering
"way to go Tiger".

[deleted] Any
     song from the American
Idiot album.

[deleted] Well from
     my experience, Russians
have huge bone structures.

unfortunately
     when you wake up you realize
the exact opposite.

In the beginning,
     add plenty to get into
the mood, then pull back.

There is always hope.
     People are willing to help-
you would be surprised.

It happens. Well it's
     not like it can get any
worse right? Be the first.

You will be able
     to make easy money by
selling runes on AH.

Do you dispute this?
     If so, how? Or do you not
think it's relevant?

Also never do
     baron unless you just aced
the entire team.

It is good to see
     that you are _monitoring_
the situation.

After all, it was
     originally a TV
show first anyway.

Jobs: This is just one
     thing you have to man the fuck
up with and get done.

I'm sure people will
     remember it, but not get
that feeling they should.

For lifting at least,
     I've fallen in love with men's
boxer briefs. Really.

Let cable cater
     to the types of people who
actually watch that crap.

and would it help if
     I brought my own laptop? Ah,
I know that feeling.

You could really make
     the HUD smaller or even
not have one that way.

Maybe Mel somehow
     sorts him out with fire, chanting,
and a sexy dance?

only reason is
     everyone wants to see their
race represented.

Thank you very much!
     I'll let you know what he says.
:D I have to choose?

...and males are different
     than females and blacks different
from whites and so on.

He never said its
     less of a problem, he just
said he's more concerned.

And then you poop. Thanks!
     I happened to find it right
before you replied.

Nothing fancy no
     chemicals just all natural
coconut oil. well.

As long as I clench
     my cheeks, can I show my rear
wherever I want?

We can only thank
     people under the legal
name "Celine Dion".

Thanks! Could you maybe
     send an example of one?
She has a couple.

Run. If other guy
     have ball, kill. Sometimes line up.
Sometimes ball get kicked.

Do NOT pursue her.
     Seriously, the others
here have got a point.

I can see it now.
     Just a page with a picture
for every armor.

Thomas Jefferson
     was a Unitarian
or Christian Deist.

Fuck the "pretty" girls,
     and settle down with a GOOD
girl, ugly or not.

Right now profits are
     at record highs and wages
are at record lows.

Guess I'm lucky then...
     I'm no where near satisfied
with the gains I have.

That was a tense match!
     It felt more like a finals
than just a ro8 game.

the cops are all like
     should we search him for his own
well belling and shit.

People hate cops who
     work traffic here, and they love
the cops who respond.

(Currently at work).
     But hopefully someone here
can come across it.