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I still feel things just
     fine, and just as sensitive
in many respects.

I don't know. I was
     just too excited to think
with my brain, I guess.

Huh, that's interesting.
     I just thought they'd turn me down.
I'll give it a go.

They'll wonder why you
     didn't just get them a Ditto.
=P As the crow flies.

It doesn't lock but
     you'll lose your power steering
and power braking.

You got it! I love
     being a PC gamer,
and enthusiast.

I may have come off
     as too strong, and I did not
mean to be that strong.

It'll be my first time
     seeing them live, hopefully
not the last either!

GO DOWNRANGE!! I KEEP
     TELLING YOU TO GO AND YOU
JUST KEEP SITTING THERE!!!

We have gotten smacked
     against teams better than us,
including New York.

No problem, it still
     looks bad for them if you're not
working in your field.

we have had several
     scams with the exact same post
format recently.

Last night I finished
     up a game using only
Giant Death Robots.

Woo! Oh it's okay,
     I can say "I don't know" if
you want instead? Cheers!

Grace is God sending
     Jesus to live as a man
and die for our sins.

This happened three times
     and a full team wipe happened
each time. That's a throw.

People wonder why
     I call you guys *sheep*.. "Lower
your expectations".

You're flat out saying
     he said we should ignore it.
He said no such thing.

Does that limit count
     in cases of rape and failed
birth control as well?

Rice is easier
     than mashed potatoes if you
get a rice cooker.

I usually hang
     out at Urban Bar when I'm
in the old city.

I was on crutches
     for about two weeks and then
I switched to a cane.

If asked for further
     information, be honest
and tell them the truth.

I want to like them
     for area denial,
but just not worth it.

I prefer to farm
     as the hard carry or go
mid and cause havoc.

Terror attacks on
     western targets are quite rare,
by comparison.

It is nice people
     can say something positive
for once. Well all right.

If you really want
     help you need to give people
something to work with.

Heard a rumor there
     might be another season
before the movie?

Huh, that's interesting.
     I just thought they'd turn me down.
I'll give it a go.

Even now he still
     hates the smell of chicken wings
and Frank's red hot sauce.

The game logic (world)
     and the rendering are two
different subsystems.

Don't fuck with people.
     Use a different service if
you don't like their terms.

What part of changing
     industry dynamics do
you not understand?

Congratulations.
     You like comics. We get it.
Congratulations.

Congratulations.
     You enjoy cats. We get it.
Congratulations.

kudos for thinking
     outside of the box, and not
just listing a name.

I'm with you, I hate
     wearing my elbows as well
but I DO wear them.

Try that shit. You can
     thank me when you sober up.
THE DONG IS TOO STRONG!!!!!!

Where in the world is
     Rodrigo Faria? Thanks!
I stand corrected.

Thanks for the contest
     and I'm not linking you cause
I like surprises!

If the government
     win, there will be reprisals
against the rebels.

Was she there alone?
     Was she waiting for someone?
Was she hiding? Ah.

He almost always
     chooses a male character,
while I choose female.

What makes it okay
     for one person to live there
but not another?

The women's tunic
     is just very very long.
They still have pants on.

Bravo!! What the fuck.
     This plus your comment history
is kinda scary.

It just has a high
     skill cap but the concepts aren't
at all that complex.

Morgana support
     can be good and vs blitz
or thresh is useful.

I see your point man.
     Do you think she'd have just turned
the key back on though?

[deleted] Thanks, It's
     starting to sound like the Bell
is the way to go.

"Silence" is silence,
     it's not picking and choosing
which questions you like.

Why do they do that?
     It's not even efficient...
Idiots indeed.

We want to enjoy
     the game, and I'm sure we want
others to as well.

Does anybody
     know what this crazy person
is talking about?

**Tommy says: Tell me
     Jimmy, what is the best thing
about bananas?

You and your future
     significant other will
be glad that you did.

Their packs are also
     rated for jumping (If you
get the proper ones).

Many people go
     their entire lives without
being productive.

Sure the water will
     be running, I hope you don't
have to pay for that!

Looks stunning. The food
     has always tasted like shit
when I've eaten there.

thank you sir Yeah that's
     why I'll wait on it and wait
for reviews and such.

Leave, go disconnect
     your internet, kill yourself,
become a hermit.

You weren't expecting
     this and aren't very equipped
for dealing with it.

His name is Casey.
     Real cool dude. Oh shit im on
TV lol.

On a separate note,
     beware the new trace action
and always run sneak.

Per his own statements,
     his data plan does not meet
his needs perfectly.

Sounds like if you're not
     married, you're always gonna
sound like an asshole.

The solo break just
     seems so fake if they're only
pretending to play.

Look at that tiny
     car its back wheel is resting
on too. Honestly?

You mean camp cap right?
     Why would they make one rescue
mission one big game?

Wished I had started
     earlier, but age didn't seem
to be an issue.

Crazy bitch broke up
     with me, yay Bitches. be. dumb.
What if she cries though?

The old forum pissed
     people off, but it also
brought new people in.

He's not. There's no such
     thing as loyalty in sports.
It's a business. Sigh.

It doesn't matter
     what country they're in or what
religion they claim.

But any movie
     or show that's been subbed will use
this format as well.

wow Reading Rainbow
     theme song always just sounded
scary to me. Ugh.

This was a great post!
     TIL. Everything about these
claw games makes sense now.

I think Suh does some
     amazing things and should be
commended for them.

Thanks Ellie! Why not
     get one with the internal
"top gun" sun visor?

There are nicer ways
     to get someone to address
the question you posed.

Further, it suggests
     to me that the instructor
is just plain lazy.

I'm not saying you
     should quit, just that you should get
used to bronchitis.

It's my fucking curse!
     I want to take the ears off!
Please! Take them off! Please!"

You still are having
     some issues with them being
dark and shadowy.

Like, oh hey let me
     just rub some orange crap on
my forehead and BAM!

I was told each time
     these were small portions which would
not make me pass out.

I guess agreeing
     to go home with someone is
sexual consent.

I would love to see
     my bobcats beat Michigan
but its unlikely.

Yep. Same positions.
     Eduardo needs to learn from
his cousin Tyrone.

If you want to know
     more, there's some beta testing
up on the topic.

Try messaging them.
     It's pretty clear how clueless
you are about it.

While filters are great
     I think neutral density
ones are more helpful.

there will be the word.
     Write it down, the tech support
will ask it later.

I truly felt like
     I was playing a movie
during the intro.

This has more to do
     with the State screwing over
Philadelphia.

You generally can't
     sue when someone does the right
thing at the right time.

I hate to say it,
     but at this point, there may not
be much you can do.

How does it affect
     your getting high or talking
about getting high?

Most pitching strikeouts
     over a career? Player.
Longest hitting streak?

California is
     WAY better though. :D How much
is a 'little bit'?

Yea, saw that. It's great
     that I get alpha, beta,
and release access.

Yes, and it is done
     in every professional
sport around the world.

I learned everything
     I know at this job, and all
on my own accord.

yeah, that's why they should
     just have a mute button like
in call of duty.

I've noticed a few
     around town that seem to be
by the same artist.

That's because you are
     OPs cousin I didn't even
read the positives.

**The situation
     is identical, it's how
I react that's changed.

What only *slightly*
     ignorant people refer
to as "torture porn".

where do you suppose
     those resold implants come from?
the implant fairy?

A person's home is
     rightly considered separate
from everything else.

The problem is, I've
     learned that it doesn't matter
what time I wake up.

Staying hydrated
     and a strong focus on set
and setting is key.

[deleted] I may
     have a different opinion
than everyone else.

His portfolio
     is clean as fuck, I didn't know
lines could get that strait.

Who would even know?
     Obviously we would care
and know... but were dead.

Maybe it is not
     expected to leave a tip
in the Bahamas.

How many legal
     letters have you actually sent
to the assembly?

So downhill riding
     or on a motorbike would
work a lot better.

For this 1st dungeon
     boss you'll need a friend and you
want to take it slow.

They don't care. I've had
     people flick butts out at me
as I am sweeping.

A bit on the young
     side sorry Drop the bible;
life is easier.

Because I won't stop
     until you go down with me
Oh I didn't know that.

I really struck out
     on the price (the seller was
super nice as well).

Sue me.) [deleted]
     How ironic. I love it!
Read them in order.

It's almost like you
     don't have to buy their products...
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS WRONG.

[deleted] I beg
     to differ, excellent game!
Thanks for the info.

You can build houses,
     decorate them, have vendors
inside, and so on.

That's part of the "fun"
     in dating, so I hope you
are ready for it.

This thread is weirdly
     pro tobacco and weirdly
pro America.

It sounds like the fish
     are more rampant this year than
EVER. Keep going!!!

I think december
     would be a good time for me
to get one. so cute!

If you say "I don't
     know if I did something wrong,
sorry if I did".

The skill gap between
     mid bronze and low silver is
minimal at best.

If your headache is
     truly that bad, you shouldn't
be driving a car.

I agree that we're
     rude (as a general rule) but
this is satire.

This doesn't make him
     God. [deleted] I'm ready,
but I'm not happy.

maybe you will learn
     your lesson and stop being
disruptive in game.

I think the word 'buy'
     is probably one of the weak
points of the poem.

Gotta get those Chick
     flicks in while your looks and age
are still in their prime.

Getting a bit more
     volume in after your core
strength stuff is OK.

My first taste of clan
     wars and the adrenaline
rush was pretty nice.

It morphed to "duct" tape
     later, when people starting
putting it on ducts.

I need to brush up
     on my lore, though, so this may
not all be precise.

I am currently
     looking for a way to just
stay healthy and lean.

Very cool! Do you
     ever pull any pranks when
you do speaking tours?

From your end, you got
     drunk, you tried some freaky shit,
and got your man off.

I think you are more
     upset that he is being
totally selfish.

I had a really
     good one before, he learned all
he possibly could.

Never heard of it.
     Is is a popular game,
or an indie game?

Or is it failing
     to read or write the input
or output? Nothing.

Its not something you
     see every day [deleted]
Music videos.

This may sound stupid,
     but are there typical good
decisions to make?

I had one of those
     covers with an opening
in the upper part.

The naval blockade
     prevents ships from the outside
reaching the inside.

I played the demo
     and it just left me sticky
and full of regret.

Minus the blueprint.
     You only need one of those
for the foundation.

If you need some help,
     create yet another new
account, and just ask.

You're done. the average
     farm in the USA is
hundreds of acres.

I love that feeling.
     "The people who made this show
must have been high too!

I think this depends
     on how attractive you are...
Ice Climbers Return.

If you can come up
     with one example, I'll be
very surprised. Thanks.

As far as I know,
     I have no desire not
to submit to God.

All i am reading
     is Clark wasn't Superman
when he left the farm.

Superman didn't act
     like God and made sure every
single person lived.

That being said, if
     you bought a bike to get laid,
you're doing it wrong.

If asked why you are
     there, try to say you are just
waiting for a friend.

Also, I've never
     taken maternity leave
since I don't have kids.

Awesome! I've added
     you now, I'll check to see if
your town is open!

Thank you for your work.
     Thanks for the comparison!
And alright, sounds good.

I can't believe you
     successfully ate one, let
alone two Noted.

Maybe figure out
     what exactly it is, or
trying to work it out.

I never thought I'd
     play so many indie games,
but they're so much fun!

Aldo and other
     similar stores sell leather
cleaner pretty cheap.

People. It wouldn't
     kill anyone. It's a toy.
Not all guns are bad.

Why wouldn't they dump
     their money into something
that makes them happy?

Partners are like best
     friends, but you trust them as much
as you trust yourself.

If the answer was
     no, we zoned out the other
team until it was.

Okay, gotcha. Well,
     I deleted the answer.
Sorry about that.

"Not ok?" It is
     unreasonable, illegal,
and downright evil.

I've always just felt
     like each album brought something
great to the table.

Thanks for the reply,
     there's definitely a lot
to think about here!

I think you may want
     to back peddle on their face
to face time right now.

He did not say Saint
     was a piece of shit, that would
be attacking him.

Because you give up
     without even fucking *trying*
to achieve your goal.

Gotta give credit
     to the crafting and weapon
upgrade system though.

No one wants a round
     house kick to the face when you're
wearing those bad boys.

My wife's hands are small
     anyway and anything
large would have looked weird.

They need to get their
     continuity straightened
out once and for all.

I can watch them, but
     seeing violence isn't
something that scares me.

I don't even think
     many people will even
find it if they weren't.

I am in no way
     defending my ignorance
in typing the word.

I suppose if we're
     going to be logical
we could go that route.

It would take a few
     bad draws of the tickets deck
to achieve that, though.

He's going to go
     pick up a new DNC
chair at IKEA.

That's roughly what you're
     looking to do... Interesting!
I did not know that.

I didn't believe him
     until he started speaking
in Spanish to me.

I did not intend
     to start a nature vs
nurture discussion.

I do watch replays
     and for the most part they are
very accurate.

Boom. They stick their hand
     in it, and get a nice zap.
Most definitely!