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Haiku #89668
Congress is their boss.
You seem to not understand
that relationship.
Haiku #89669
Please tell me your friend
that was dating him is no
longer dating him.
Haiku #89670
Assassination
is a bit less likely these
days than it was then.
Haiku #89671
So with all that said,
I now stand up and will hope
with you. COME ON, CAR!
Haiku #89672
It seems like a fun
game, but I've never actually
been in that genre.
Haiku #89673
If you can complete
the game in that time limit
then that's what you'd do.
Haiku #89674
Once you finally
discover the breeding room,
the eggs start to hatch......
Haiku #89675
Otherwise, no one
is going to give a shit
what you have to say.
Haiku #89677
Thanks. I know. I'll be
back when I'm less sensitive.
No worries at all.
Haiku #55321
Definitely don't
do drugs, that will only mess
you up even more.
Haiku #89678
Good to see someone
was out there taking photos.
See you all next year!
Haiku #89679
I got Twisted Fate.
If I get red and gold cards
I'm good. This. Should. Be.
Haiku #89680
Looks like someone has
multiple accounts and is
posting the same thing?
Haiku #89681
Point to what is wrong
in the article if you're
so sure that it is.
Haiku #89682
"Sorry" I'm not sure
what you mean by new zombies,
care to show a pic?
Haiku #89684
What is not known still
is if it is included
with the box or not.
Haiku #89685
To clarify, there
are two industrial rolls
in one dispenser.
Haiku #89686
This question gets brought
up all the time, so you can
search for more results.
Haiku #89687
But I usually
use some if its wet out on
top of the duck tape.
Haiku #89688
But it had to be
done with a better title...
for posterity.
Haiku #89689
Is a suit okay?
Pew. Pew. Why is it always
the Sons of Jeffy?
Haiku #89690
was pretty bleak all
the way through, but the ending
still felt really harsh.
Haiku #89691
There's a lot of them,
is there one I should check out
over the others?
Haiku #89692
Unless your penis
is bigger than a baby,
you guys will be fine.
Haiku #89693
I get the mags thing
though I personally wouldn't
get any of those.
Haiku #89694
The total time spent
on submissions versus strikes
varies widely too.
Haiku #89695
Finally a source
so that whenever I tell
people, I can quote.
Haiku #89696
Good point, though I hope
you see how others might feel
like this is unfair.
Haiku #89697
Not in the ladder
levels of the game Your dog
has really clean teeth!
Haiku #89698
I just tend to get
pretty into women when
I'm around them. *Shrug*.
Haiku #89699
I don't know how old
you are, I don't know what you're
passionate about.
Haiku #89700
We make decisions
all the time without fully
knowing the outcome.
Haiku #89701
I'm trying to get there.
[deleted] I personally
do not feel betrayed.
Haiku #89702
Don't buy it. No need
to be an whiny little
asshole about it.
Haiku #89703
I think a poor first
day isn't something to get
too worried about.
Haiku #89704
(And, for that matter,
one that is SO much about
teaching to the test.
Haiku #89705
If this doesn't work,
we will likely do a blood
and allergy test.
Haiku #89706
I guess he is not
going through traditional
distribution routes?
Haiku #89707
you can never feel
bad about doing the right
thing and working hard.
Haiku #89708
I do still stand by
my argument that coding
requires good design.
Haiku #89709
If the guy that you
are wrestling gets a lock, you
need to roll his lock.
Haiku #89711
A shark doesn't just
start biting unless there is
blood in the water.
Haiku #89712
that's when you gotta
start a good ole' fashion mob
booing till she leaves.
Haiku #89713
Those fake eyelashes
look like shit Yea it was due
to go out today.
Haiku #89714
I would assume you
could implement the flight rings
into the molding.
Haiku #89715
While I love Janeway
(unlike some fans), she isn't
my favorite Captain.
Haiku #89716
I was thinking that,
and who better to beaten
to it than Dustin.
Haiku #89717
My husband did not
read any books when i was
pregnant with our first.
Haiku #89718
A Woolly Mammoth.
We would go on so many
road trips together.
Haiku #89719
I'd be interested
in knowing if you do find
one and for how much.
Haiku #89720
Holy hell, I need
to get to a computer
to play this! Same here.
Haiku #89721
Want to see public
pressure solve a problem like
this in record time?
Haiku #89722
That will be far more
mind blowing than whatever
you can do inside.
Haiku #89723
Truly great fixes
and makes the game easier
to get a hold on.
Haiku #89724
I also never
said they shouldn't be allowed
to say what they want.
Haiku #89725
I used to have one.
He would find every puddle
at the doggy park.
Haiku #89726
[deleted] A few
things wrong but you are mostly
right on the money.
Haiku #89727
Having said all that,
I'm still not sure this means Dean
will turn, so to speak.
Haiku #89728
Eldritch Armor is
pretty similar to what
Maelstrom Weapon does.
Haiku #89729
Pretty Much Never
hire an offensive line coach
to be your head coach.
Haiku #89730
But I'd shrug and smile
because I really can't blame
the people that run.
Haiku #89731
But it's okay, I'd
say, because I really am
worth it. Don't worry.
Haiku #89732
So, taco man, take
your "somewhere in the middle"
and kindly fuck off.
Haiku #89733
It is literally
the most fear inducing sound
i have ever heard.
Haiku #89734
My planet cracker
with a rail gun attached would
probably do me well.
Haiku #89735
I'd hope a neighbor
would save my cat from being
eaten if they could.
Haiku #89736
Second life doesn't
really have much of a game
in it, though, does it?
Haiku #89737
Or did you skin him
and wear it around the house
like a body suit?
Haiku #89738
You mean diet Coke
He's just a street rat, Jasmine
is the princess there.
Haiku #89739
I think it's sad how
far the bar's dropped for science
in science fiction.
Haiku #89740
Just because you think
someone has had many breaks
doesn't mean they have.
Haiku #89741
Can someone explain
to me how this an "upset"?
OP won't let us down.
Haiku #89742
Even the finer
details like that will help sway
people over time.
Haiku #89743
[deleted] They want
above average performance
with an average price.
Haiku #89744
I guarantee if
that lion roared in her face,
she would shit her pants.
Haiku #89745
That little thing might
be a hell of a lot more
stable than it looks.
Haiku #89746
you should be concerned
what YOU have to do to get
the results you want.
Haiku #89747
Ok. Cool! Thank you.
I didn't know it had gone through
such a transition.
Haiku #89748
Aw, I commented
before reading and didn't see
you beat me to it.
Haiku #89749
TWICE! Either same guy
twice or two different people
once each. Holy crap!
Haiku #89750
[deleted] Licence?
140key It's a CoD map. yeah i'd
be down, but what nights?
Haiku #89751
I'd choose the body
guy if his healthy body
meant he'd live longer.
Haiku #89752
Quitting smoking is
as easy as quitting milk.
Just stop doing it.
Haiku #89753
No. But once you learn
to stop pedaling at the right
time it's no problem.
Haiku #89754
So you will call me
naive despite it actually
be against the law?
Haiku #89755
[deleted] But game
play is just as subjective
as any thing else.
Haiku #89756
It's not because you
don't wear make up, it's because
you are fucking fat.
Haiku #89757
[deleted] He gets
more characterization
in both directions.
Haiku #89758
You are one if them."
Meaning of course that he had
tons of guys like me.
Haiku #89759
I wanna see Chief
Keef do more records over
'pretty' production.
Haiku #89760
We cook meals fully
aware that we aren't going
eat all of the food.
Haiku #89761
Hope it helps. HE IS
A DAPPER GENTLEMAN FROM
THE GREAT STATE OF MAINE.
Haiku #89762
He does come across
as cocky because of his
calm mentality.
Haiku #89763
But for dressier
clothes, or work clothes, tailoring
is pretty awesome.
Haiku #89764
I was planning on
dropping a new rom on it.
[deleted] Bacon.
Haiku #89765
Overall, it just
makes me feel incredibly
connected to him.
Haiku #89766
Ride when it is cool.
Buy a polyester show
coat instead of wool.
Haiku #89767
I will shoot the man
who did it and go to jail
for longer!" Hand porn?
Haiku #89768
When in the public
sphere, scrutiny is subject
to public discourse.
Haiku #89769
That's the only way
I can try to describe it.
I can't stand the taste.
Haiku #89770
You should literally
kill yourself, it's not my job
to educate you.
Haiku #89771
For all those asking:
this is in Magic Kingdom
at Walt Disney World.
Haiku #89772
But still not as cool
as "live free or die" You should
not generalize.
Haiku #89773
shit, i wouldn't trust
my phone on a dog, little
less a freaking kid!
Haiku #89774
People start running
and wanting to stop the fight
when they start bleeding.
Haiku #89775
Make it mean something
or don't bother because then
you've wasted my time.
Haiku #89776
I got horribly
addicted, which is always
the sign of greatness.
Haiku #89777
What breed is titan?
Only dog I've seen that big
is a malamute.
Haiku #89778
You want the planet
to stay the way it is now,
because you are scared.
Haiku #89779
Actually, you can get
to the LIVE games really fast,
just select quick game!
Haiku #89780
I was aroused by
the person because of their
feminine features.
Haiku #89781
Or villain. Hitler:
The Crowd Controller What will
happen when it rains?
Haiku #89782
I've been hit on by
girls who were really shitty
to me on high school.
Haiku #89783
Most of the advice?
Also, does this mean that it's
ready to order?
Haiku #89785
I certainly hope
I won't stay this socially
awkward forever.
Haiku #89786
If you like Zelda
games then you should love this one.
And yet you still watch.
Haiku #89787
Goes to show you kids,
always bring a wizard hat
You're a good buddy.