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Some people simply
     wear out due to, basically,
rust (oxidation).

I remember when
     we had the worst font ever
crafted by mankind...

Some of us do read
     the articles too, not just
ogle the pictures.

The lower level
     you go, the harder it is
to find things like this.

I wish I could help
     you, but I haven't even
solved my problem yet.

They're emblem heartless,
     so their size doesn't effect
who's heartless they are.

They discontinued
     that policy several monts
back, Store gives clean now.

I personally don't
     care what the box looks like but
your designs look cool.

Then after a few
     minutes ask for my number
to go out sometime.

There's probably going
     to be nothing left to churn
for actual ice cream!

Lyrically he's not
     on Coles level of course, but
he's not terrible.

I'm serious, don't
     drink any soda, iced tea
or juice. Just water.

Mountains are closer
     to the moon and therefore would
make it look bigger.

Jimmy has no arms.
     Knock knock, Who's there? Not jimmy.
Just posted it there.

Little boys and girls
     wore identical clothing
back in the old days.

Lotta games out there,
     and many lend themselves well
to online campaigns.

That way discussion
     for each fight can have its own
section in the thread.

A nest of support
     and Glass, with a camera shaped
hole in the middle.

If we did then we,
     as a society, could
make a decision.

I haven't gotten
     any from old navy but
i've heard good feedback.

You don't need to wear
     all that pretty shit you like.
I brought gunnysacks!"

You must be the type
     who gambles away every
penny in Vegas?

A rifled barrel
     and custom made projectiles
are not that easy.

Sure you may "enjoy
     have fun playing it that way",
but it is not good.

This person... I want
     to punch myself in the cunt
out of frustration.

Then she says the guy
     said she shouldn't be alive.
Then I get angry.

Thanks for the pointers
     though, and I'll definitely
give your guide a read.

If everything was
     accepted by the buyer,
that's the end of it.

It just seemed like you
     were saying being good meant
you didn't have a life.

The government can't
     afford to carpet bomb us
into submission.

Freaking this! I should
     have known better but I was
new to job hunting.

The rocket actually
     hit mach-1 well after passing
through the cloud layer.

Its not really lame.
     I bet there are people who
have the same tattoos.

[deleted] She didn't
     offer, you fucking moron.
I've thought about it.

I don't know. As far
     as I saw, absolutely
*nothing* exploded.

The last and hardest
     part is to become a more
disciplined person.

A set of common
     ideals and principles is
not a religion.

What about Madden
     Bro? You gotta buy the new
Madden. That's bullshit.

no thanks, too many
     horror stories [deleted]
I guess that's what counts!

and have you seen walt
     disney's body? LOL!!
Love it! Yep, that's right.

Perhaps I missed it,
     but I didn't see anyone
say a dishwasher.

*Tyler aims his free
     hand, in snapping position,
at Cameron* What?

All I ever find
     are old articles. Thanks, though.
[deleted] Oh No!

..."the time for little
     shit games are over." Mr.
Lahey? Is that you?

How many poops do
     you accumulate before
you usually flush?

Many players would
     like all versions of a card
in their deck to match.

Walls with the rafters
     take the load, gable end walls
are non load bearing.

I'd totally by
     okay if my SO did it.
But anyone else?

I somehow managed
     to miss this on the sidebar.
Thank you! No thank you.

I want him to be
     good and he needs to figure
shit out in vegas.

On two occasions
     I've had sex with girls without
talking to them first.

[deleted] She should
     switch back to her dominant
hand- never too late!

[deleted] Try them
     on first before you get them.
Brands fit differently.

Humans are like those
     water snake toys What happened
to freedom of press???

The Spanish in Spain
     is quite hard to understand
in comparison.

The sensor is worse
     (has acceleration) than
on some other mice.

Yes. Q. Even told
     you it felt like we were all
distant family? A.

Q. He said he had
     dogs tags saying "humanist"
on it? A. Yes. Q.

What kind of degree
     do you have and what did you
study in college?

You haven't even
     seen the consoles, and you are
looking to buy one?

Non violence will
     solve absolutely nothing.
Okay. Hold up there.

Try talking about
     something more juicy and see
what response you get!

Back off, don't reach out
     to her for a week or two
and see what happens.

i still have the tent,
     i've paid off by down payment
and am just waiting.

Even if the mines
     were still open we wouldn't
be buying their coal.

Why would we need mines
     open when we aren't using
what they're digging out?

Do you really think
     that Boston and Chicago
are good at hockey?

High five It's ok.
     I don't even know your name
mysterious man.

Nope, totally no.
     No one have said I'm ugly
and I don't think so.

My name would have been
     Jeff. Problem is, these people
aren't even family.

A quick tip: If you
     capture a city, it is
instantly destroyed!

Washington would be
     the guy who couldn't ever
back down from a fight.

That said, one last ass
     whooping from dad would probably
put him in his place.

It was glorious.
     I'm doing two months this year.
This isn't funny.

I'm doing two months
     this year. This isn't funny.
But it is moving.

Oh man I wasn't
     trying to say that but ended
up implying it.

and if not many
     will perceive you as biased.
If you do, guess what?

Women does NOT mean
     feminist, and feminist
does NOT mean women.

Approval voting
     would help me feel less troubled
about this problem.

But not all problems
     can, or at least it's not known
that all problems can.

Andy, it's your boss.
     Stop playing games at the shop
and get back to work.

In fact, there's a fair
     amount of support for it:
Human ancestry.

I am on the same
     side of a major topic
as fucking Glenn Beck.

I know that red claimed
     that, I just thought that ApeX
was claiming that too.

If I click the back
     button, I am just sent back
to my stock launcher.

Then we visited
     San Diego and Santa
Barbara and same thing.

The fact he listened
     to Metallica was brought
in as evidence.

But now I'm pretty
     sure it's just migraines and I'm
more relaxed again.

Said no one ever
     Let's make expensive bracelets
for health purposes!

I didn't "play house" or
     "be a mommy" with them like
my mother wanted.

[deleted] After
     playing only Wild World, it's
pretty convenient.

What did the ex do?
     If I can fuck your dog. Cool.
Thanks for the reply.

He's so nice, you can
     take as long as you damn well
please on your mortgage.

Ah, I remember
     watching a Chinese stream trying
to figure this out!

Your next lady is
     out there and your last lady
was just in the way.

If this happens, try
     to integrate the new gives
into your chip farm.

So any other
     question other than science
and math are banal.

He then had to change
     again, and we had to run
to the theatre.

Those characters got
     their initials from that show's
creator Jay Ward.

Apologies if
     this has been said already
but late to the post.

Their business model
     is not designed to cater
to your want. Sorry.

But the difference is
     that by US social standards
what you said *is* rude.

Your fault, you knew his
     history you should have been on
the look out for him.

Didn't see anything
     man marvelous Lol.
I yelled? I name called?

I name called? You might
     need to take some memory
enhancement pills, bro.

Go have mom buy you
     something from Hollister. Ha!
I can see my house.

Clearly you were not
     meant to be an atheist.
You will not be missed.

Just out of interest,
     under what principle would
such action be brought?

It's a nice knife, *might*
     be worth a bit of money
to the right person.

Pretending that Gee
     was referring to every
catholic is a joke.

You can thread it down
     that hole and it will end up
right where the vent is.

If the player is
     muted, it is ignoring
"Volume" completely.

Sure, but I don't think
     anyone should force others
to keep it that way.

Haven't seen one yet.
     If you'd like to help me out
please provide a link.

Something along those
     lines that's very unbalanced.
I don't think he does.

Awesome. Wow, I look
     bigger and apparently
went completely bald.

Am I taking shots
     at her and trying to smear her
good name? Of course not.

"hugging montage" Wow!!!
     This is starting to look great!!!
WalMart employees?

A funnier third
     option I can't think of right
now to nail the joke?

Thank you very much,
     that is very kind of you.
He would have loved it.

You greedy bastard.
     Fine, fine. I stand corrected.
You win sir, BRAVO.

The road you're on is
     so hard and feels so lonely
but you can do this.

I've been in your shoes
     and it freaking sucks but you've
gotta push through it.

We most certainly
     did and do rebel from God
when we choose evil.

My ex coworker
     had a public access show.
You wanna talk cringe?

He is a bit shy,
     he never talks Molasses
or tomato sauce.

I don't care about
     staining it or anything,
so that's all I need.

I was wondering
     which video should be best...
Then I remembered!

In terms of color,
     all around would be black or
white not purple Source?

People who don't drink
     might think the same about all
the drinking stories.

It *is* about rights
     (cause), but in the long run it's
about law (effect).

In that way he will
     be able to take a town
member down with him.

Also, I feel like
     standards for being stylish
are lower on wards.

Just because the soul
     is immortal does not make
all sin infinite.

The true atheist
     statement I made was probably
the wrong thing to say.

It's ridiculous
     that this situation is
still making headlines.

Dances With Wolves will
     always be in my top ten.
[deleted] "why wait?"

Against my better
     judgement I went rock climbing.
It's a ton of fun.

Seriously, can
     someone else help me out here?
What am I missing?

GO LEAFS GO GO LEAFS
     GO You kidding? Works EVERY
TIME. Get a new wife.

The American
     South is a class now??? Mars bar.
Not a faux dive bar.

Guess he's just a "trash
     collector" (I'm not sure what you
call it in English?).

I don't know how much
     my changing is related
to what's going on.

No, clearly you don't.
     [deleted] How did this keep
going on so long?

God you people are
     delusional about how
public transit works.

Maybe it's 'normal'
     to most people, but they can
be taught otherwise.

I get it. I didn't
     post this to be based solely
on the end statement.

Getting a degree
     in history doesn't do you
much good on its own.

[deleted] I don't
     have vitriol against those
who believe in God.

I answer, "you look
     beautiful" because that is
what she wants to hear.

It depends what works
     and doesn't with enemies
attacking I guess.

Not the atrocious
     behavior of the players
or other such things.

Read your user name
     too yourself multiple times
until it sinks in.

I know they exist,
     but in the real world they are
incredibly rare.

There's nothing to be
     gained, it's done just to cause pain.
Is that not evil?

I've almost started
     blaming material things
for stressing me out.

Then join in the call
     to get the mod policy
back to what it was.

There are too many
     factors and you'll never know
until it happens.

He had a few smoke
     grenades on him, don't know why,
but I'm glad he did.

The whole family would
     sit at the breakfast table
flipping through the news.

Billions of people
     are making it through the world
in billions of ways.

That's heavy People
     were previously giving
Microsoft money.

Apparently his
     won, Lol it sounded
like a tree branch snapped.

Well, Gen V
     also did something for Bug
types in the *past*, too.

You're invading his
     privacy and complaining
that he looks at porn?

Because then it would
     be kinda easy to tell
who the traitors are.

Your last couple years
     in school should be tough if you
are doing it right.

Was he pregnant too?
     [deleted] Squirrels, they would
probably talk non stop.

I can't overstate
     how positively those books
have affected me.

Everything awesome
     was done on purpose always
that has ever been.

Maybe they are not
     fully tight when assembled
at the factory.

It depends. The job
     I do doesn't typically
require overtime.

Someone best of this.
     Someone make posters of this.
Someone do something!!!!

So the result is
     the constant skipping of songs
until we find it.

Now say someone else
     from the past finds your machine
and travels forward.

But I, personally,
     still feel regret for wasting
that kind of money.

[deleted] i found
     the full set of this girl once
or twice in the past.

because it presumes
     that labor should be worth more
than creative work.

I was just looking
     for something to distinguish
between the two groups.

I'd say Johnson too
     maybe, but I don't know much
about his career.

The musician makes
     their money from album sales
and concert tickets.

We saw someone pulled
     to the side getting their car
ripped apart and searched.

You're welcome. Touchy.
     Amazon is the cheapest
I can find online.

Why do think that is?
     Thanks, fixed. Wow, that's a really
good looking model.

Now that he's going
     back to Colorado, I'll
cheer for them again.

My mistake. Big boy
     deodorant that doesn't
come in a spray can.

YEA x1000 I actually
     managed to remove it on
my first try today.

That's not my intent.
     I do [deleted] Are you
fucking serious?

Farrell has made some
     nice individual breaks
but not a lot more.

And also, guess what?
     Some people may actually think
the features are *cool*.

Watson, retrieve me
     my cowl, looking glass and pipe.
I've just solved a case.

The best way to do
     this is through weekly options
instead of monthly.

Not out of combat,
     and even if it was, you
are out of combat.

Exactly. It comes
     down to the choices made based
on priorities.

Sucks though, especially
     since some other people know.
I miss this island!

[deleted] Their Dry
     Hop is fantastic! Ok,
various brunches!

What exactly would
     you be looking to achieve
with the surgery?

If you don't *believe*
     that no gods exist, you are
not an atheist.

*Soma smiles* **Soma:**
     Okay, I don't mind. As long
as it's nothing bad.

This is really well
     thought out, but I think this is
the primary point.

Anyone who gets
     crazy about that stuff sure
ain't reading the sign.