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The most notable
     is the level of constant
tension that show keeps.

Bearing a cost means
     having to have some means by
which I pay that cost.

I couldn't grasp why
     you were being corrected
for a minute there.

It's not like they are
     paying attention now, why
give them an excuse?

If you aren't getting
     laid in college, you're doing
something very wrong.

Yet Snape shows almost
     as much dislike for Draco
as he does Harry.

Will you continue
     to let the government stand
on you forever?

Is Carlyle perfect?
     Hell, no. But he's not a bad
coach, by any means.

I'd take him over
     Wilson every day and twice
on Saturday nights.

Also you could do
     midnight movies and show old
exploitation films.

Digging a massive
     hole is much more expensive
than building a house.

I hate when people
     get their masculinity
tied up in their dog.

In other words, if
     you do not work hard, you will
never be lucky.

And the way you are
     reacting, it's obvious
you are one as well.

How is this a life
     pro tip??? This is common sense......
I get bored big time.

[deleted] Do not
     ride if you have hemorrhoids.
You're not bugging me.

I was practically
     begging to just go to sleep
and never wake up.

I've definitely
     heard of this theory before,
but I don't buy it.

[deleted] You know
     you could have gotten that from
the internet right?

His last meal would be
     fried chicken and his favorite
movie is Friday?

People voting based
     on things like tax rates are not
paying attention.

Ooh, that's right. I should
     have put a little more thought
into it, good point.

And I get a brand
     new electric car which is
pretty amazing.

It looks good, as good
     as a tattoo on the face
can look. Do you mind?

The act of viewing
     child pornography isn't
actually illegal.

His life will still be
     destroyed and the public will
not help him either.

Soldiers, like me, are
     in the same boat, and we aren't
the ones steering it.

he had a couple
     freak injuries last season,
so he'll be injured.

It may be scary,
     but it's best to make sure you
get the care you need.

This style of brewing
     is definitely about
being quick quick quick.

Depending on store
     policy you could throw her
out for recording.

The last consciousness,
     O king, when it ceases, does
not go anywhere.

The first consciousness,
     when it arises, does not
come from anywhere.

It would have to be
     the most alcoholic beer
I've ever heard of.

Like all blue fire is
     blah blah blah temp, green is blah
blah blah, and so on.

And even gloved hands
     can poke someone in the eye.
Most definitely.

All he "lost" was his
     first time putting his penis
in a vagina.

Is it just me or
     does 'Secret Nipple Juice' sound
like a great brand name?

Just listen to him,
     sometimes that's all people need,
someone to hear them.

There was a little
     hype about him signing on
and the goals he scores.

The latter option
     feels so much more rewarding
if done correctly.

It never seemed like
     his powers were his to me,
just given to him.

He talks about this.
     Hong Kong is very different
from mainland China.

Crazy. [deleted]
     I'll cut your pretty cock right
off I like this girl.

also, i may be
     considered ridiculous,
I'm ok with this.

I use no sensor
     bar, as i don't have any
games that require it.

You cannot control
     if you are loved, but you can
be worthy of love.

Furthermore, is there
     research done into getting
rid of these proxies?

But what does mu mean?
     Is this a new trend? No, you
are a lot like me.

Where something said "may"
     or "probably" those two words would
be edited out.

On the internet,
     you are figuratively
wearing a name tag.

Should call this "Post Rage
     Discussion". Yeah... hmmm.... that can't
be good God bless you.

Northern Idaho
     (the panhandle) used to be
home to some hate groups.

The moment they don't
     need foreign oil to subsist,
we're as good as done.

The number of fucks
     given, however, has been
severely reduced.

Basically small scale
     Project X. Lots of drinking,
some drugs, lots of sex.

You don't need to change
     directory to system32,
ping works by default.

Thanks for everything!
     Mattingly should be fired
after this inning.

What the hell..? When was
     the last time you considered
morals and the law?

I so pale I've seen
     that Life Aquatic cover
before, what's it bout.

It's easy to see
     something missed with slow motion
and instant replay.

Drunk typing is hard.
     OMG THEY FUCKING SCORED.
[deleted] Added.

Thanks for the help guys.
     I did not know one could do
that in a comment.

Like I said before,
     the attack is novel but
needlessly complex.

[Always remember
     that behind the publisher,
there's the producer.

Wow that African
     American guy got his
little fanny whipped!

They didn't pack every
     spare moment with dialog
or exposition.

the whole stadium
     on the left side is under
the shade for night games.

For all practical
     purposes, this means you can't
move faster than *c*.

I've used cigarette
     butts as ear plugs more than once.
Beats going without.

Court? He'll never see
     the inside of a courtroom,
for better or worse.

That meaning is still
     far less direct than the one
that comes directly.

I definitely
     have plans to pick up other
books by Herman Hesse.

I agree but right
     now I am kinda liking
the soul tree system.

A good thing to do:
     all relationships could use
that now and again.

OP probably didn't eat
     strawberries ever before
I guess... That's the point.

Was going for pun.
     Didn't try to make a haiku.
But I was close, huh?

In public and on
     stage, they act like the good guy
vs the bad guy.

added you, friend code
     on my flair What a really
interesting insight.

He wasn't sleeping,
     simply panting and laying
down after a walk.

[deleted] Lisa
     Lipps. The ugliest woman
I would ever fuck.

What if I told you
     my boss takes all my credit
for the work I do.

But, I'm totally
     okay with sneezing about
baby with no pain!!

The light from the strips
     is great at night, better than
our halogen lights.

Otherwise we could
     simply have best friends solely
through the Internet.

It's not about what's
     best for me it's about what's
best for the children.

I wish I didn't feel
     like the guys falling off though.
Maybe that'll change.

Saw the commercial
     for this one and decided
that I'd seen enough.

You do need to be
     healthy and happy and you
have that inside you.

I brought multi packs
     to Sweden when I was young.
They went mad for them.

I *do* feel bad, since
     your friend is clearly skilled, but
you asked what we thought.

I thought you meant guys
     who try to give good advice,
but it incorrect.

And, Riot has good
     and bad sides, so far, that I've
seen on the forums.

But they also don't
     really respond to support
tickets that often.

That sometimes happens
     months or even years before
getting the decree.

If they can't agree
     on some kind of middle ground
their marriage is doomed.

They are usually
     less likely to get involved
if they can help it.

The hardest part is
     adjusting your attitude
to the new lifestyle.

Lol. You're right,
     if that's my only complaint,
then I'm doing well.

and he plays guitar,
     trumpet, drums etc.
I can vouch for him!

It's weird that you can
     control the dog anyway.
What happened these times?

I've only eaten
     the whole thing once-- you can make
this meal last for days.

I would make this trade
     in a heartbeat to select
anthony bennett.

I think this guy works
     for microsoft, he just works
at RIOT part time.

I have heard they are
     working with lens companies
to fit them with glass.

"What if I do want
     this and it is a conscious
choice I am making?

I wrote this very
     quickly just because I had
the impulse to write.

Like many other
     similar posts in here, you
make a valid point.

I just start a new
     one and hope to fine something
to help the others.

Just because people
     you know don't like him doesn't
mean he's not well liked.

Bah, everybody
     has their opinions about
this hero and that.

I am a little
     sketchy on understanding
the exact placement.

You can tell that me
     and some other posters are
obviously long.

But I still wake up
     some days and feel like my face
is a total mess.

Not the best option
     since you're parents won't grow more
accepting of it.

Now, there's one thing you
     can do if you choose this path,
and that is talking.

Oh, speaking of which,
     parties are another great
way to meet people.

All of this whining
     over such a simple change
is truly telling.

[deleted] Plan on
     putting together a meet
up for this Friday?

Unlike other games
     where you hate Escort Missions,
you get escorted.

Since the deeper you
     are, the more important those
two concepts become.

Namely the players
     left to act, and how you are
trying to exploit them.

It took me a while
     trying to figure out abstract
type trees that would work.

We're on our last pack...
     I think. Oh, she says it should
be, maybe one more.

I'll get back to you
     when I finally have one.
He's an awesome guy!

[deleted] Do those
     shot glasses hold the standard
amount of liquor?

I can hear, see, smell,
     taste, and sometimes feel my thoughts.
What is wrong with me?

Nope. Makes no difference
     at all. This is interesting.
Can you elaborate?

(assuming you not
     merely being cheeky) Why
did you get fired?

When it's gone, it's gone
     forever, and you can't use
magic anymore.

It doesn't even
     define what "reasonably
certain" actually means!

Why would any man
     marry a woman he has
to clean up after?

Thank you for listening!
     [deleted] That sounds perfect.
Thanks for the info.

Making almost all
     the plays very quick passes
for really short gains.

Do you personally
     know a lot of people who
have gotten killed? No?

On the whole, I think
     the math favors a controlled
expansion bullet.

You got it quicker
     than I did when my cousin
told me the riddle.

I was literally
     just about to buy this game
before seeing this.

Eventually, you'll
     reach it, and there's no more north
to be had (kind of).

I think a surgeon
     has to be meticulous
in his or her work.

Hello and welcome!
     The mint green french you did is
way cute, by the way.

Not everyone is
     looking to do 'the right thing'.
This is beautiful!

[deleted] Oh well,
     haven't heard anything like
that for... ages. Thanks!

The underlying
     mechanism is unknown
(quantum mechanics?

Why if you were not
     paying attention would you
claim you knew the facts?

Those were strikes. How hard
     could it be to make steak or
chicken with salad?

I went to the ER
     because I had pain right where
the appendix is.

You know you've just made
     yourself the most popular
babe there already.

Oh please, he'll be fine.
     Some embarrassment isn't
going to kill him.

[deleted] Would you
     say its a common mistake?
North Brunswick? dammit.

It is a little
     off putting, but is this her
first relationship?

I just stopped paying
     attention to it after
I stopped playing it.

I don't care. There were
     plenty of discussion threads
before the rules change.

thank you, I have been
     meaning to try something like
Yoga or Tai Chi.

To me, Terry Hobbs
     makes more sense as a suspect
than do the WM3.

Lick a blue waffle.
     There are things crawling on me
right now that *are* there.

Everything else was
     just a summary of things
I already knew.

He sure isn't lost
     behind the plate however.
How would you know that?

He didn't choose to sign
     the renewal for the act,
it already passed.

Maybe tie a big
     red bow or something to draw
attention to it.

How great would it be
     if Rock had a Troy McClure
like fetish for real?

Only small stores are
     allowed to be open on
Sundays in Denmark.

A good response is
     to calmly respond to points
and accusations.

That's just one problem,
     substantial enough to work
on for quite some time.

[deleted] The guy
     who lost his life was dating
my good friend's sister.

Very likely, yes
     Thanks! I got lucky one day
while working from home.

you lost your soul when
     you didn't have to, it's ok
jesus forgives you.

Even if Bosh wants
     out, they can find a better
trade than this for him...

However, Jungle
     tiles are very important
for a few reasons.

Unfortunately
     I can't help you out, but try
to stay positive!

We're done. [deleted]
     Sony doing the same is
already confirmed.

I would buy a nice
     good mechanical keyboard
over a keypad.

Aw, I would've gone
     out drinking with you but didn't
see this until now.

okay fine, hit me.
     why do you think i should stop
believing in God?

...*Trent smiles as he hands
     back the camera to timmy*...
Don't lose that okay?

All major events
     depicted in the movie
are historical.

If you disagree,
     make a post about what is
actually wrong with it.

When i got this pipe,
     it was alot smaller then
i thought it would be.

The TV features
     may actually make cable worth
the money again.

Especially the horse.
     Don't procrastinate at all
or you'll regret it.

That's how much you don't
     want to open the box you're
about to open.

I'm sorry that you
     had to go through that, and I'm
sorry I read that.

Just ask the driver
     to roll down the window or
get out of the car.

There's just so much time
     to peruse the internet
now that it's Summer.

Nothing that compares
     to what everyone else has
posted, but here goes.

We bought our little
     guy a wooden house from pet
smart and he loves it.

And we have mountains
     with canyons, the roads out here
are a blast to drive.

She came for me right
     then and there and it was good.
She's such a sweet girl.

You can get the Net
     OR the Rod from the town hall
tutorial quest.

The girl was staying
     over but suppose to sleep
in another room.

I don't understand
     the idea of children
being a "blessing".

You can get the Net
     OR the Rod from the town hall
tutorial quest.

he and his rather
     have also been complaining
about it for years.

It's not a habit;
     it is the system we use
here for their wages.

I love it! You could
     also try to not take games
so seriously.

*Amazon, sorry!
     So terrible it's not worth
the subscription fee.

I MEAN, IF THERE WAS
     THERE WOULD HAVE TO BE A GUY
CALLED GOLDSTEIN FIRST RITE??

Yet which I shall choose
     I cannot tell. I am hard
pressed between the two.

I bet another
     self post would be important
at a time like this.

hey I'm gonna add
     you, can I check out your town
and grab some cherries?

I wouldn't expect
     to have a problem being
in London either.