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I think it really
     feels different from the normal
set of swords we see.

Visuals are the best
     but the body side of things
makes me feel awful.

Honest to goodness
     I think this rule is reversed
for so many guys.

If it doesn't then
     I'll most likely change over
to your suggestions.

They don't say speed kills
     because they're having a laugh.
Accident or not.

Let's see if this new
     Superman does well before
we get too hyped up.

The Golden Age by
     Beck. Anything off of Sea
Change is just heavy.

Definitely could
     have done that and very well
explained by the way.

I really enjoy
     trashy reality shows,
I gotta admit.

Bottom line is this....
     Do you REALLY want to be
someone's second choice?

You're pretty enough
     to go with a more natural
look and still look great.

\*flail* [deleted] Nuts
     are highly nutritious but
*not* low calorie.

The God of Isaac,
     Jacob and Abraham brought
everything to light!

Many people are
     being attacked in their sleep
and taken over.

Indian people
     come to a foreign country
and assimilate.

They probably stick out
     more in real life, but from what
I see you look great.

Because religion
     continues to be a plague
on humanity?

One of the biggest
     "screw it" moments of my life.
I don't regret it.

I'm from a finance
     background so my programming
isn't the greatest.

Also notice how
     the radio station is
now a ROCK station?

Though when before life
     and after death on earth, our
home is in heaven.

I hope it helped! Yes,
     they are totally "forcing"
people to drive drunk.

I don't need to rep
     like I'm Euro trash to feel
good about myself.

Especially Pike, his
     were bordering mutton chops,
they just stuck out there.

I disagree on
     McFadden. I thought he was
pretty good value.

Didn't go to the rest
     because most of the artists
were one hit wonders.

Real morals mean you
     care about your fellow man,
and yourself as well.

There is such a thing
     as woman who 'go Dutch' or
pay for everything.

It was entitled
     "Latest Headlines"... he was quite
the devilish fellow!

Jump to my senior
     year, I accidentally
knocked up my girlfriend.

why can't parents just
     be happy that their kid is
doing well in school?

I think the black haired
     chick in the first and fourth pic
must be her sister...

How selfish. There are
     so many people who want
to not be depressed.

that's cute and i will
     [deleted] It has nothing
to do with hygiene.

No meat!!! Look inside
     my bag, all around the box!
No meat and no fries!

And as soon as there
     is a need for it, I will
upgrade my PC.

Their way is rational,
     mine would be irrational,
but I wouldn't care.

Tell him when he buys
     the sheets and makes the bed, then
he can choose the sheets.

they are rape jackets
     so she cant on principle?
Science doesn't sleep.

That's the solution.
     One does not simply dangle
cherries from one's ears.

On the show? Silence.
     She also didn't get to say
"I am a Stark, yes.

I just... You deserve
     the most horrific torture
ever imagined.

U! S! A! U! S!
     A! U! S! A! U! S! A!
U! S! A! U! S!

I don't care what you
     do with it except for that,
as long as it's clean.

he takes your best skills
     and flips them around on you
What if they can't hear?

Not having these skills
     also means you probably don't
have good ideas.

It looks amazing
     and I will replace my current
texture pack with this.

That Europe trip sounds
     awesome enough to meet new
people, enjoy man!

I've no idea
     if Irish will have any
interest in the sport.

or is a complete
     psycho I have never been
more disappointed.

We could do away
     with this if everyone just
became a nudist.

[Your face is either
     really oily or you've had
plastic surgery.

The trick is getting
     good enchanting, then making
bad ass swords and shit.

My subconscious is
     not even something I can
explain anymore.

This field is on all
     sides of the house, extending
in all directions.

Agree, end up just
     "looking" for spaces when it's
busy anyway.

We were in our own
     little world, and she was all
that mattered to me.

This just made my day.
     I listened to the version
with the "gay" lyric.

How much more diverse
     and progressive it'd be!
That's the weed scene NOW.

Really poor support,
     and seemingly completely
unwilling to help.

That man can direct
     men on fire and exploding
heads like no one else.

I'd come back. As good
     as it is, you can't survive
on just cheese alone.

Probably over drugs,
     or money between gangs, or
organized crime groups.

Your dad's friend really
     wanted to win that bet, huh?
let me guess comcast?

Thanks for the kind thoughts.
     [deleted] You have an ass
you can be proud of!!!!

It plays fucking games.
     What did you want them to say,
"Look at all these games!

[deleted] There's no
     such thing as a sushi bowl.
This is a rice bowl.

Definitely sick.
     Everything about it just
seems like a challenge.

Best of luck to you.
     [deleted] Holy shit. Wow.
I need to lay down.

Edit: Changed a few
     things to better convey what
I wanted to say.

I've posted what code
     I have, hopefully this helps.
No prob dude me too.

Actually, about half
     the time, give or take, I like
*my* lyrics better.

Did you use the hack
     (even in a custom game)?
I deliver there.

Be the old creepy
     guy at the bar hitting on
the young bartenders.

My question is, why
     the fuck was your friend digging
in his backyard? Wow...

But if it happens
     all the time then she might just
use a lot normally.

I play video
     games on my video game
console, fuck me right?

Save your sympathy
     for someone actually worth it.
This guy is lying.

Which is why I don't
     think forcing these safeties is
the right solution.

As for the other
     points, I think I made my case
in the other post.

[deleted] Well, there's
     something every teenager
hasn't seen before.

Whoa! Did he reveal
     that he is actually Brigitte
Nielsen in disguise?

Yes. Is it awesome?
     Yes. I still think skinny jeans
would look good on you!!

Just in a bad way.
     They often have timing chain
issues around 30k.

Yep. Period sex
     is actually pretty legit;
well lubricated.

Let's be honest, there
     were other dudes training her
with your dad watching.

Well, first of all, you
     two sound adorable just
by your description.

You could lightly grab
     his hand, or you could go all
out and just kiss him.

And that's like a first
     Ever for me. I Always
finish Zelda games.

TIL the school system
     in your area doesn't
focus on spelling.

The bible has no
     place in a house of learning.
I think they do this...

I will need to look
     for schools with good financial
aid programs. Thank you!

"Highway engineers
     think read I backwards." Good job.
You totally should!

Was this in Texas?
     The hatch... I have a pretty
fantastic body.

Not sure what that is.
     In fact, I didn't even know
how to play blackjack.

i don't think they fly.
     bad on them for not taking
the carcasses though.

bad on them for not
     taking the carcasses though.
retarded in fact.

This is basically
     all I do with Workstation,
so I know it works.

"I love you." "I know."
     That part made the plane sequence
look believable.

It builds character.
     No one is expecting you
to be a saint. Cheers.

God damn do I love
     those moments that remind you
how alive you are.

First was a threesome
     between a woman, a man,
and a female snake.

And now I realize
     that that was probably my fault
when I said cheating.

Yes. And I have been
     spreading the love and giving
books as gifts for years.

Cock blocked. She'll make you
     beat up your pregnant girlfriend
for her money too.

[deleted] wait what?
     I always thought "elsewhere" was
just the outside world.

[deleted] Let's gang
     rape her and show her what real
life is all about!!

It was super nice.
     I have no where to move to.
Thanks for the info.

It's not generally
     colorblind, it's generally
color deficient.

[deleted] I didn't
     think It was possible, but
you just got cooler.

S! A! U! S! A!
     U! S! A! U! S! A! U!
S! A! U! S! A!

I assume this will
     be a huge success, right? Right?
Check the top comment.

I would love to hear
     more about this, do go on.
Or a link is nice.

Just about every
     hilarious line from Spock
in The Voyage Home.

This time, I received
     your purchase of our products,
thank you very much.

you'll easily be
     able to run a 5k by
the end of the year.

This guy is growing
     on me [I know exactly
what to say to him.

Kind of a shame when
     you think of the beasts who used
to wield those weapons.

That isn't the point.
     I have to say, you sounds like
you don't want to change.

My own episodes
     with lightheadedness are few
and far between now.

That would be a whale.
     Why would I care if they are
licensed and insured?

They are the largest
     manufacturer of air
filters in the US.

Also I have been
     having fun and playing games,
don't flatter yourself.

I argued against
     each and every single con.
This is my nightmare.

I know that feel, though
     I think some people I know
just discovered it.

its a no brainer
     that companies are taking
their money elsewhere.

Maybe in four years,
     but I'd switch them in your list
for now. What film's that?

I can also scream
     and yell while fighting to draw
people's attention.

Does it want to be
     aggressive, or does it want
to be controlling?

I am not saying
     that it is propaganda,
just that it could be...

I'll check tomorrow
     to see how much they are set
at in the system.

Lift weights before you
     are ready and watch your strength
grains outpace your hope.

Gambler was the man.
     Loved seeing him, even though
I knew he would lose.

Never thought I'd see
     the words poor and microsoft
in the same sentence.

Read those books and pay
     attention to the "Supply
and Demand" section.

Come to me I'll give
     ya Shelter from the storm You
know what, Australia?

They revealed their fries
     used to be cooked in beef fat
AFTER they changed it.

I hit myself, if
     I'm not in public. I'll punch
my thigh or my head.

Most favorite painting
     I've seen on here in a while.
Thank you for sharing.

And you will see God
     revealed in that Harmony
and Beauty. You will.

Not to mention you
     only have to do it while
you're on the water.

And by animal,
     i meant animal other
than humans for short.

If you answer NO
     then you agree it comes from
Man and Man only.

As soon as that stops
     being the case they become
counter productive.

Agreed, craziest
     ending to any movie
I have ever seen.

Half awesome and half
     terrifying, but I hear
that's pretty normal.

Rolling Stones. I think
     the tires were on backwards!
Glad he is alright.

That's frustrating, Meg.
     Your designs are excellent.
He has a great smile!

I once wrote my first
     grade boyfriend a letter when
he broke up with me.

I kind of follow
     ROH but don't really watch all
that much of their stuff.

It will basically
     almost pay for my new phone.
Happy cake day, OP!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's useless to me.
     Everyone uses what's app
to communicate.

Brand names go for more
     and oil products depend on
supply and demand.

Don't let that Jeep sit
     too long. Cars don't like to sit.
Drive it or sell it.

Lost Boys I felt like
     I was a Christian after
leaving the church too.

Plus this one looks like
     something round (like the actual
dial part) was removed.

And the result was
     the sky exploded with screams.
Then BAM! I woke up.

She never really
     said it outright but it was
certainly implied.

I dunno. I don't
     know that faith was the right word.
Conviction, maybe?

Fucking Charles Martin.
     In man of steel, we believe.
Which one is your friend?

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
     Yep. He's still cute. BATMAN I'm
glad this man exists.

Green poison puddles
     and purple shadow patches
are the same as fire.

I couldn't even
     see it as a tragedy;
she was miserable.

You won't know what you
     really want until you've been
shaving for awhile.

I still like to try
     different soaps and aftershaves.
I give him a break.

It was just her mouth
     that made the birds stop singing
and spring flowers die.

When I sang it back
     in high school at a concert,
tears came to my eyes.

Anything stubborn
     and I use a can of coke
and it's good as new.

The drone "problem" might
     be because Europe has not
fielded any drones.

Did you just hear that?
     That was the sound of NASA's
budget bring broken.

How does one choose God?
     I mean, it's easy to do
that when you're on fire.

That said I don't think
     the speed of the electrons
are the issue here.

i like how you can
     see the sparkle in Dana's
eye WHERE DID IT GO?!

I believe each state
     have a lemon law for cars.
You should look that up.

And it was really
     fun and sweet and intimate
in a goofy way.

Awesome :D I am
     right handed and my husband
was ambidextrous.

I must have missed that.
     Good public defenders don't
exist anymore.

I do what I love
     and it seems like I never
make any money.

Weren't having sex, just
     cuddling, talking about stuff.
It was really nice.

Even still, it sounds
     like she was running away,
at first anyway.

In so many words,
     perhaps your perspective on
the Big Guy is wrong?

He knows why you are
     the way you are and why you
act the way you do.

[deleted] Not all
     atheists believe in truth,
justice, compassion.

[deleted] If you
     look at this one game, then yes,
I agree with you.

They also would bleed
     people fighting plague to get
the "poisoned blood" out.

I am the strongest
     girl at my tiny little
nerdy boarding school.

cars I would guess are
     about the same, but I think
cars last longer now.

So was mine. I loved
     Into Darkness. Glad too hear
you enjoyed it too.

Which one lays lower
     is not the same for all males.
Count your blessings then.

Count your blessings then.
     When I had it I couldn't
function for two weeks.

And that is something
     that hopefully together
we can all work on.

I had a pet snake
     for a while and had to kill
mice to feed the thing.

The path is narrow
     and it's pretty busy but
well worth the hassle.

How many turns is
     that, reference won't open on
my phone We all have.

is this that same kid
     that is holding that tree leaf
thinkin its weed? Boys...

ADD medication
     slows the brain down to function
at normal levels.

Are they like burn burns
     that hurt for a while or just
like a few minutes?

[deleted] Not if
     OP has anything to say
about it Kinda.

It will be pretty
     much impossible to get
north or south of Mt.

She was squirming all
     over the place, trying to keep
in her screams and moans.

It doesn't matter
     if you don't believe in it;
it believes in you.