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I'll die for my hood!
     I'm all seriousness though,
I hate that mission.

Also, this is great
     for a mix of young adults
and older adults.

They need to respond
     with councilors and compassion.
That's how we advance.

Cut that annoying
     range to your liking, then try
out the sound again.

Alton Browns show Good
     Eats did it's first episode
on how to cook steak.

In my opinion
     you deal with this type of thing
by ignoring it.

I don't even need
     to shave mine, I have almost
no hair in the pits.

Gem of a comment
     in a thread full of whining
and circle jerking.

Otherwise, very
     well done! Your skin looks flawless!
That's the one! Thank you.

Looks like the basics
     were discovered in 18th
century Holland.

You only have two
     legs to take out, and the knees
are vulnerable.

[deleted] Over
     your head... That is just gorgeous.
Dat production team!

You know a man will
     fuck up anything that has
to do with laundry.

oh shit I have cough
     syrup and tea in my house!
am i drug dealer!?!!

I too, sometimes take
     pictures with my potato.
Check out these mixes.

It's not really more
     about keeping the factions
balanced in power.

You certainly are
     BAD. BAD AT DANCING. See that's
the thing I don't get.

Apparently you
     didn't even bother to look
through other comments.

She often sits by
     the static TV and stares
out of the window.

In a manner not
     unlike the supporting cast,
I may add. Come on!

It's really easy
     to call you and your husband,
"Mr and Mrs.

Hey there. Love your squad.
     I was wondering how you
think this one will play??

I was wondering
     how you think this one will play??
It's quite similar.

What else is involved?
     Yes. The update is quoted
directly from her.

Great job. Lol,
     it pleases me that you took
the time to do this.

That doesn't explain
     *why* they are no good. At first
glance they seem alright.

I had a study,
     with my photography things
and exercise gear.

Good point, but I think
     playing under Wenger could
lure some players in.

then you'd have some stuff
     left for the third paragraph.
just an idea.

The team specific
     boards are some of the best there
are for many teams.

The tarp goes up first
     and comes down last, so nothing
else gets wet at all.

But I would check out
     changing your clothing a bit.
It doesn't quite match.

Tell me more about
     the struggles of the white male
in America.

Wear compression shorts
     to hide your raging hard on
while grinding with girls.

Most women I know
     won't go out with a guy who
doesn't list his height.

EDIT: Its from Step
     Brothers, Will Ferrell mixes
ketchup and mayo.

Second time I used
     Blood Barrage and owned. Where do
you sit during games?

I did not know that.
     He certainly has the build
to make it happen.

He certainly has
     the build to make it happen.
[deleted] Awesome.

Because Florida
     is a state or because gun
toting criminals?

Tortorella just
     called Vancouver and cancelled
his job interview.

We now know we can
     have these videos as soon
as one day later.

Ok, you can stop
     for major illnesses like
cancer and the like.

John Goodman being
     in a movie instantly
makes it 10x better.

should have done it last
     season though. Check your privilege.
You're a fucking dick.

You're a fucking dick.
     I'm impressed with any kid
working anywhere.

[deleted] What is
     not realistic about
calling in air strikes?

In this state I don't
     have any close friendships yet
(except with my SO).

Not sure if that'd
     result in the game closing,
but it's worth a check.

Gagner is useless!
     But he was one of the best
players on the team.

How many times would
     you think it would take before
the bottle leaks through?

Exactly. I mean,
     as a general rule of thumb
I kinda hate kids.

This allows your own
     version of Amish living
with like minded folk.

We're not the Flyers.
     San Jose's color scheme is
Teal, gray, black and white.

I know. Other half
     black Jews include Lisa Bonet
and Lenny Kravitz.

Seems to be a gym
     enthusiast or something.
I would like that, too.

I don't want her on
     my lap when I'm shitting or
trying to rub one out.

We should welcome new
     stuff but also keep in touch
with the origins.

We're being robbed, right
     now, and we know exactly
who the culprit is.

Maybe you just switched
     background colors and are just
now noticing it?

I wouldn't have been
     able to that [deleted]
Hi there, I'm Cheryl.

I think he just did.
     Might want to go back and read
that bible again.

I will think about
     you when I light up my first
trench later today.

If you're interested
     in the recipe, I can
post it all for you.

We parked at the beach
     (middle of winter) so no
one came around much.

But it was public
     land, and the cops would kick us
out once in a while.

Find a way to make
     money, clean up, and fill out
job applications.

If you are homeless
     when you apply, they will rush
your application.

Every time you do
     this, you're driving my point home
further and further.

Being nearly gang
     raped isn't cool, at least not
in my opinion.

It seems asinine,
     I know, because a sweater
isn't a big deal.

He put a smile on
     my face and it just gave me
such joy watching that.

Guys from the gold thread
     above, this is where it went!
You done good, lady.

Any of your friends?
     A parent? One of their friends?
Even a teacher?

And being turned down
     doesn't mean you're ugly or
he doesn't love you.

That is the person
     you need to impress once you
are in the unit.

I know what this is.
     I've seen one before many,
many years ago.

Yes this one. You are
     better off with a classic
lands shell. I won't lie.

Thank you Santana
     That fucking smoking add It's
the gay agenda.

I bought one to stop
     poverty, and I haven't
been poor in ages.

If it persists, though,
     I will definitely get
in to see someone.

My dog flea bites me,
     and some would consider him
improperly trained.

Saying that someone
     has black hair, doesn't explain
why they have black hair.

Hopefully I can
     go for a ride this weekend.
Thanks for the advice.

I knew I should've
     gone with a different title
:P still a good match.

Sure you can have high
     standards and want to produce
the best of the best.

"No problem" I want
     to be liked and people take
advantage of that.

He's done it before!
     The outer quotation marks
are for emphasis.

Cool, just a grand slam
     away from tying it up!
[deleted] OK.

You better be right
     or I will sue you for all
the karma you have!

You're not really calm,
     more like a ticking time bomb
ready to explode.

Like any city
     there are bad parts, but its great
city nonetheless.

Tyler Seguin goal!!
     They will be really polite
about it too None?

I was replying,
     "Just use Nair man," when I got
down to your bold text.

Blood and guts hanging
     off the wall isn't always
for everyone, ha.

Sorry. Also guys
     with big gums and little teeth.
It's creepy as hell.

All I really need
     is somewhere to sleep and hang
up a few work shirts.

Almost all the leaf
     cells were already there when
the leaves are budding.

I think they won't get
     in the way you want to lead
your life after that.

Also, the movie
     was such a disappointment.
It's all relative.

Fucking yes So far
     I like him, but we are still
on the honeymoon.

So until you run
     that algorithm, you don't
know how you will choose.

MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS.
     Did I say that? No. Don't know
where you got that from.

I hope one day you
     get to explore things that are
important to you!

Except only press
     are allowed inside the *press
conferences*. I am!

I have a brand new
     Kent shave soap made in England
if you're interested.

Its pricey but built
     far better than anything
else on the market.

I'll be wearing all
     my auburn stuff berating
Alabama fans.

You have two people
     that love you with all their heart
and will care for you.

Hope the quality
     is good enough where u can
at least see the puck.

Your bad decision
     wasn't to play video
games when you started.

They are really well
     done and at moderate lengths
from 20min to an hour.

Excellent cook, has
     never been able to cook
rice successfully.

It's called DK mode..
     we just called it dick head mod
or at least i did.

Hearing your story
     is supremely helpful,
thank you for sharing.

I like assassins,
     but for you, I'd recommend
4th Grade English.

Those at the shop Art
     With Heart do great work. Guy who
does mine is Riley.

We don't need to call
     each other names, or body
police each other.

Neither of which has
     'HOT N SEXY WET N WILD
MIDDLE SCHOOL ROMANCE.'

That game literally
     shaped my love video games
and storytelling.

It doesn't matter
     if its academic or
not, it is the truth.

He "left" fox last year
     and now has his own network
on the internet.

I've just heard other
     people say they felt the same
Sadly this is true.

GOTTA STOP MAKING
     MENTAL MISTAKES GUYS! Edit:
Ugh! Another one!

Core gamers are no
     longer the main revenue
stream for Microsoft.

And they're (as the past
     few days show) impossibly
difficult to please.

They want to control
     the distribution service,
not just the hardware.

You wont be doing
     much woodworking if you're blind
and missing digits!

When I bring up Maps,
     there is a card that appears
under the search bar.

Wow chill the fuck out.
     I took a pic of a guy
with a cool bike mod.

Secondly, I feel
     that we (meaning humans) are
in this together.

I always wondered
     why they made such a big deal
over sandwiches.

How did she get it?
     I'm guessing Puzzle Pieces
is too obvious.

But we really had
     no idea the value
or if it was rare.

I suppose if you're
     prone to dropping the phone you
better case it up.

/s not true dude, just
     cause I like the beer doesn't
mean I work for them.

It'll happen. I left
     college for a while, went back,
knocked out the degree.

Are you complaining
     about beautiful women
showing you their breasts?

Enabling cheating
     is just as bad as actually
doing the cheating.

I think it means Matt
     Damon is an actor, but
I could be wrong. Cheers.

Three shots of vodka
     is a perfect time to talk
about a resume.

do you mean "always"
     like frequently, or "always"
like permanently.

I just finally
     had all the pieces in place
to make this happen.

I'm a jazz dancer,
     but I can't dance socially.
A bit ironic.

Even my worst shop
     enemy had my back when
I'm really upset!

Their principal food
     is meal and flour, and they drink
in moderation.

Yeah, the only time
     you get to see it is when
Jon gives her Needle.

The high is rather
     forgettable, and the come
down is horrible.

That doesn't mean good
     movies can't be made without
good directors, though.

His memory has
     been completely dishonored.
redeem is not saved.

People like this are
     awesome, but also make me
feel like an asshole.

A few small things were
     replaced but everything else
looks original.

I've read it, have you?
     You say live in accordance
with reality?

The faster you climb,
     the more gravity appears
to change direction.

With New Angeles
     City Hall, you can ditch them
all at no click cost.

It's one step away
     from jerking off to gore porn
or rape videos.

Funny stuff. You're in!
     I would suggest towards the floor.
does this mean you cried?

do you mean "always"
     like frequently, or "always"
like permanently.

Duped inventories
     and still doing very bad
in fights? Sanity!

No one knows if his
     shorts are too big for him or
his trousers too small.

Going now onto
     Connery I hope that trend
doesn't continue.

After all, I need
     to get used to Australia
using sound bites too.

Go back to the golf
     course and let the grown ups talk.
We're good at that too!

To dance. The mind is
     what allows this to happen.
And today I danced.

There's also something
     oddly sexual about
Hannibal, of course.

So presumably,
     whoever posted that tweet
must not like the man.

We can wear white, blue,
     gray, or yellow polo shirt
with the school emblem.

It's not right to say
     whatever you want, even
you have a right to.

Yes! I want to see
     what honing my kitchen knife
actually does to it.

Sucks, but its true. Thanks!
     I hate it when there's a 100x50
pure cobblestone wall.

People are going
     to see what they want to see,
myself included.

And unless it stops
     yesterday this is only
going to get worse.

But yeah, indie games
     are awesome, especially when
you're jaded like me.

*tone: playful teasing*
     Because otherwise we *would*
have a chance with him?

Doran physically
     cannot bow or bend his legs
but they're not broken.

However, since it's
     recessive, it still shouldn't
affect you at all.

Realistically,
     the warnings should say, "DO NOT
ENTER NEW ORLEANS."

And I can't wait till
     I get home, To pass the time
in my room alone.

I sincerely hope
     you have the balls to say no
when no needs saying.

Thanks for the heads up,
     I looked at the new queue but
I guess I missed it.

Nothing fraudulent.
     I actually understate things
slightly to be safe.

I bought Sunday Fun
     Day at Target yesterday,
it is amazing.

Not everyone needs
     to fight since the terrorists
are not that many.

If the enemies
     aren't super evil, then they're
typically faceless.

The important thing
     is just to make sure you're clean!
I actually agree.

I blame people who
     don't want to tax the poor but
want to tax the rich.

I was like you once.
     Then I realized that you can't
please the world. Do you.

So many people
     voted for him just because
he's black. What. The. Fuck.

I'm black? Damn he must
     be the president for me!
He cares about me!!"

Suggest to come back
     here and I'll bet someone will
have a link posted.

It's the little things
     that count, even when it comes
to your dogs feelings.

Wouldn't mind watching
     some more on this kinda stuff.
Seems real interesting.

If you click enough
     times, most of the time you'll get
what you're looking for.

The devices change
     from time to time, but the juice
seems to stay the same.

or the same force you
     would use to pet a puppy.
[deleted] Sorry.

Although the seating
     position is what I would
consider "full race".

they had a mini
     hole, a regular Frisbee
hole, and then skill shots.

its not worth SPIT if
     you lack the funds to DEFEND
IT. That's the way Eaves!

I believe questions
     like this ARE doing something
to better the world.

Had to look it up,
     thought it might save someone else
the trip- good to know!

Oh god, imagine
     how quickly games would download
and install on steam.