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Man oh man... Just eat
     the entire glass bottle
along with pickles.

"Yeah, its two of them."
     "You gotta be kidding me?
Two of them right here?

And what do you do
     when the laser burns a ring
in your DVD?

Please don't hurt me guys...
     I like how that other guy
is never with them.

hello world I should
     have had sex with more English
majors in college.

Thanks man! I'm actually
     in the process of doing
the same idea.

THE FUCKING GUY SAYS
     HIS NAME ONCE AND YOU PEOPLE
DO THIS, FUCKING STOP.

It would certainly
     be easier to train than
having to do MIL.

I can cook awesome
     ribs so I assume a steak
can't be much harder.

Thanks for your input!
     I may be able to make
my British aunt proud!

Rather, it's our high
     speed, low drag mentality
that carries us through.

Yup. Babies being
     raped is hardly comparable
to circumcision.

Tell her you know she's
     trying to get over her ex,
so you'll give her time.

I would like to point
     your attention to the 'used
to' in my comment.

How to please a lot
     entrance of the crime of life.
The pain and laughter.

To support my last
     point, belief is anything
you want it to be.

This might be a strange
     question, but how do you tell
how old bullets are?

The limitations
     are on the server side, not
on the client side.

There's already more
     people playing video
games than playing sports.

If you want to get
     noticed online fan films are
the way to do it.

The first syllable
     is elongated, as if
to say "Mayan craft".

It took me a LONG
     time to watch The Wire after
moving to Cali.

Never ended up
     coming over and never
heard from him again.

this was my first La
     Gloria, and I must say
i quite enjoyed it.

Came here to say this,
     was already said, carry
on comrade... Well then.

what i don't get is
     why you are stressing so much
money for the gear.

You're saying they are
     jealous, I'm saying most aren't
and explaining why.

I mean, if you weren't
     there, who else would be righteous
enough to do it?

Ice, Steel, Grass, Poison,
     types we haven't seen matched up
with Flying often.

When you stop seeing
     trash you should far enough out
to trust the people.

Looks like, but if you
     look closely it really is
many little blocks.

And that's the reason
     why I only do that if
we are miles ahead.

And that's what your girl
     already knows, and why she's
sticking to you, dude.

Wasting resources
     like this fucking irritates
the shit out of me.

I guess OP lost some
     There are more "casual" gamers
than "hardcore" gamers.

As to the long term
     effects of not eating meat,
what are those again?

Yea, sadly kids are
     basically an expensive
luxury these days.

And not just being
     "cute", but legitimately
funny and clever.

What I'm trying to say
     is that reading your comment
was reassuring.

Is there any way
     to appeal for acceptance
on the Wooden Axe?

If true however,
     it really shows how stupid
the mute system is.

Your trailer doesn't
     have internet and you're just
at the library?

George Takei doesn't
     like you and you're making us
look bad. Anytime.

I've had many days
     wishing my parents hadn't
made someone like me.

Well said sir! I can't
     think of anything that I'm
at all ashamed of.

I'm sure anyone
     else who managed to get one
will agree with me.

Or Darwin awards.
     Whatever you want to call
em Great first cigar!

In order to get
     more LP, you need to win
more consistently.

I was gonna say
     this, lubrication national
for the nation! Passed.

Awesome job!! This is
     so creative, I would love
to wear that necklace.

I am sorry, but
     you don't get points for just not
being an asshole.

I'm not really sure
     what Lawrence Finer, et al
is, but whatever.

Irony. These are
     some really great images,
thanks for sharing this.

Low income probably
     means mostly people working
minimum wage jobs.

So how does the few
     people you know classify
thousands of people?

With a unified
     single pool everything goes
through main memory.

They are protected
     against civil penalties
but not criminal.

What are you planning
     on growing and what zone are
you growing it in?

Or get embarrassed
     and never say anything
nice to you again.

Honestly it's their
     pressing and athleticism
that's so impressive.

And then of course there
     is The Invisible Bench
which is a classic.

*And then I wake up*
     [deleted] It depends on
what you are after.

Also, send us some
     brown paper bag project beers.
Dr Rudi was great!

Wow. I'm truly glad
     that you are alright after
that situation.

I think you guys should
     do a special photo shoot
for us here. Naked.

They are meant to be
     literate and are tortured.
Can you rephrase that?

I have a Blue Flash
     and several of my team mates
use the Northern Lights.

Not saying they are
     wrong, but I feel something is
lost in translation.

That strongly suggests
     you're persian even though you
don't look it to me.

Also, if a new
     terrorist group arises,
we *won't* attack them?

There's really only
     one penis you should concern
yourself with; your own.

If you try again,
     be sure to think about how
you felt the first time.

Fucking white people.
     Food stamps being used on food,
this is an outrage!

And even most men
     that report being raped are
raped by other men.

i don't own slide gloves,
     but just learned slides with my friends
gloves the other day.

Yeah lets fucking hook
     most of the elementary
school on ritalin.

if you join the black
     arm gang I got the shield half
from the phoenix gang.

Two is good for now.
     Add a circuit, Radio
shack has them I think.

No idea how
     Matrix Games would handle it,
but it's worth a shot.

Message me if you
     need anything and good luck!
Ok whatever.

Any chance you can
     do one more design for us
with one of those fonts?

Did they? I haven't
     heard anything about that.
If so, that's great news.

Do you have a source?
     And it's not that hard to live
the Christian lifestyle.

Do you travel from
     one end to the other end
and back everyday?

Was he not holding
     anything and someone shopped
that onto his hands?

I'm not taking these
     claims seriously until
after the World Cup.

They have some crazy
     trade deal with Cuba and their
Cubans are SO cheap.

I don't wear lip gloss
     ever so let me know if
you want to buy it.

I'll bring some snacks like
     cliff bars and oranges (love
oranges) though. Good.

Has anyone had
     to deal with this sort of thing
at their local course?

A gun only makes
     killing things more efficient.
Awesome and thank you!

There's no need to add
     the larger subset into
his statement of hate.

I also run track
     and I live in Westhampton
during the summer.

Based on your own posts
     and admissions here, you are
not a good person.

In Turkey today
     the difference is nill and man
you are misleading.

They may be legal
     but you still need balls of steel
to run a Tor node.

Then don't fucking eat
     toothpaste you fucking moron.
[deleted] Sweet combs!

The only easy
     answer to "how does it work"
is "like the math says".

Slowly, and it worked.
     Didn't fall asleep in the park
again after that.

Thanks for your comments!!
     I'm sorry to hear you guys
are closing up shop.

[deleted] I get
     the impression those two are
amazingly close.

Could I have it please??
     look for any lit classes
taught by Annie King.

I am still amazed
     that they hunt wolves with those birds.
So incredible.

The funny part is
     that she doesn't have red hair
either, her dad does.

I regularly
     finish the coffee without
starting a new pot.

Thanks for that. And who
     doesn't think that Holder didn't
tell Barry of this?

Oh crap, you are right,
     I had forgotten about
the equip list duh.

This is happening now?
     America is going
down a slippery slope.

This piece is a free
     project that is considered
part of our final.

I was referring
     to them as well. No we don't.
They censor their porn.

But of course, virgin
     fatties shouldn't be using
birth control pills, right?

Characters are not
     as interesting as the game
wants you to believe.

All of the other
     themes are really good to work
with as well. Good luck!

I keep them on hand
     for the inevitable
Mad Men watch party.

You're welcome. I still
     remember the day I was
confused by it, too.

I like to think if
     I tried my hardest, I could
replicate your work.

I shall send them it.
     I'm pretty sure our backups
will be infected.

The trip could be done
     cheap, it's simply all in how
much you want to spend.

I managed to squirt
     twice, and have not been able
to again for years.

Props on your designs.
     Great work You might want to look
up "xenophobic".

Hope I find something
     unique to eat Let me guess...
you're South African.

a kinda dressy
     shirt with somewhat beat up jeans
and then sporty shoes.

I don't think it's right
     that you don't get treated if
you can't afford it.

This is the first time
     I've had a negative gut
reaction like this.

Thanks for the advice!
     [deleted] What is your height?
I do already!

Is Denmark under
     Smart people or gay people?
Or a bit of both?

Lack of personal
     care and you'll be expected
to work miracles.

Who never really
     got the praise for what he has
achieved in the past.

New TE on the team?
     You're assuming that this whole
thing works like they planned.

They were multiple
     choice, but only one answer
could be selected.

Your mama You mean...
     if you pull the *thread*, the whole
thing will unravel?

Honestly there should
     have been a T for flopping
late in the 4th.

But hey, this might be
     the start of a fantastic
new relationship!

That is how the last
     couple weeks had been for me,
back near Mother's Day.

[deleted] Its all
     about the silver linings
man Imagine that.

[deleted] I would
     if you wear medium tees.
As Good As It Gets.

because the child is
     not born yet does not make him
less human either.

I told my parents
     and my entire family
I had a pet cat.

I'd bet on Stalin
     then, Adolf would probably just
off himself again.

I would totally
     be laying down the gold on
the gladiators.

Yes. That said, I've been
     all over the world and met
quite a few people.

Thanks for the info!
     [deleted] lol Yeah,
get fucked. Not guilty.

I'm glad others did,
     as I would have never come
to this conclusion.

The joke was about
     second hand gum exposure,
like second hand smoke.

So many times I've
     argued with men about who
has it on and not.

yeah, it was the year
     i graduated high school
in temecula.

Sounds like an awesome
     update, but of course bugs will
need to be worked out.

You go in knowing
     the ship sinks but how it gets
there is the story.

So nice work man would
     love to see what you can do
in a bigger park!

Alas, this is not
     the most effective forum
for such a discourse.

You can especially
     hear it in some of his snorts
and mannerisms.

At least NPR
     isn't going anywhere.
Your servant, madam.

Hide in a clothing
     rack for as long as you can
and try to stalk her.

MAJOR chills the first
     time I heard that melody
and saw the title.

Breaking the law is
     breaking the law, even if
the law is stupid.

Timothy did not
     blow up the building because
he was agnostic.

I've played a decent
     amount of Nintendo Land
and it is quite fun.

I saw the golden
     retrievers being held like
babies and backpacks.

Seriously. *And*
     he was going for the Tom
Selleck? Take me now!

My dad has dark hair
     and green eyes, my mom has dark
blonde hair and blue eyes.

Thanks for all your guys'
     tips (and don't worry, I'll get
some real aftershave).

It sucks. I've been trying
     to correct this behavior
for years, no success.

I usually play
     with friends which is good but by
myself is brutal.

The great thing about
     science is there's always more
research to do! Touche'.

Everything he did
     was right backed up by the best
macro mechanics.

But I am looking
     for a summer job and I'll
check in with that thanks!

I am the reason
     she is still alive but it's
starting to kill me.

It's not OUR FAULT our
     team absolutely OWNS yours.
Fucking idiots.

I see your point, but
     there is a different between
racial and racist.

My mother was killed
     by a clay pigeon so I'm
all for shooting them.

Because if she is,
     then her hair will be the first
part of her to burn.

I'm now working towards
     the same goal, and have nothing
but respect for you.

Well, doesn't that mean
     that you are indeed selfish?
:p I love them both.

The ones that pulled their
     shit together are the ones
that quit cold turkey.

If you have never
     heard it, please listen to it.
I'll look into that.

What I am saying
     is that the limitation
here is the dev team.

Brave little toasters
     older brother I didn't know
you were underage!

my tape player would
     stop then go to some really
horrible static.

I'm sick of people
     not understanding BASIC
FUCKING ETIQUETTE.

Because I haven't
     found it too damning in all
the time I've had it...

Rice is great if you're
     really hungry and want two
thousand of something.

I need a tablet.
     ^~~cap~~ Lucky me I'll tell you
how my attempt goes.

Most clams and mussels
     are edible, but that does
not mean they taste good!

And good luck! I think
     I know her... Was she dressed strange
and have lipstick on?

especially when it's
     raining and the poor dog is
out there in the cold.

Star wars rebellion,
     like civilization but
in the galaxy!

[deleted] Something
     lost and never seen Well, what's
your explanation?

Democracy is
     not a mob rule, while direct
democracy is.

If so, would you place
     the extremists in the group
that would destroy it?

That's actually what would
     indicate to me they aren't
Hezbollah fighters.

If anything some
     European countries are
even more stringent.

You mad at me dude?
     EDIT: Read your comment wrong.
I understand now.

My wrist is broken,
     and I can't get in the pool
and swim. SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!

girl on the sidewalk
     calmly taking a poop on
the side of the road!

Should we also point
     out that he used a hyphen
instead of a dash?

[deleted] Because
     if you had common sense, you
would have realized it.

Great, now people will
     keep saying that atheism
is a religion!

It works really well,
     unless you sweat, in which case,
instead diaper rash!

So I went ahead
     and replaced the valve cartridge,
and that did the trick.

Pretty soon, either
     the speaker or the amp is
going to combust.

Yeah, I don't think they're
     going for historical
accuracy here.