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clearly the cop did
     not "smell pot" and he did not
consent to a search.

I guess it depends
     how you manage it and how
easy the kids are.

Do you remember
     who did it, and did you need
to be driven home?

Otherwise you'll be
     covering a lot of distance
in between photos.

Why did somebody
     even write this in public?
And for who to read?

So basically, its
     anybody who gets pissed
at us and fights back.

im sure a stylist
     will be able to figure
something out for you.

And anyways, there
     was bad calls all game long on
both sides, kings and wings.

You still don't explain
     what fundamental rights are
or where they come from.

That aside, I guess
     I will stoop to your silly
false comparison.

In other words, don't
     make the same mistakes I made
when I was fourteen.

Well in some cases
     even saying it straight out
doesn't do the job.

How about: "Today
     I took a half hour walk, thus
I get three cookies".

Sometimes people call
     to thank us, sometimes they yell.
13th century.

I guess I can ask
     if you ever take it Time
only moves forward.

You then ask the kids
     if they want to see a trick,
and not the parents.

A tutorial
     for editing your flair is
truly excessive...

Damn I wish I lived
     somewhere where it's possible
to get these drugs pure.

Yeah man. I have no
     idea why he's being
such a little bitch.

If you think a bad
     choice isn't a choice you don't
understand the word.

actually, it appears
     that this home in the southern
section of woodbridge.

Finally, all shoes
     must be inspected every
month for a small fee.

Hopefully I'll get
     to a round, probably Eastern
Creek, as its closest.

super chill guy, more
     laid back than other casters,
i like him a lot.

I just can't picture
     the scene at all, or what it's
like to die like that.

You can walk around
     the isle next to the river
for most of the route.

Other than that there
     no real set guidelines, you just
have to feel them out.

That's the "funny" part.
     You never say ANYTHING.
Like that means something.

I found out they were
     fake because I picked one up
once before a flight.

The former are not
     necessary for Christians,
while the latter are.

Best trick to do is
     to bring some high quality
ear plugs to a show.

Finally, you got
     angry about this but you
fail to see the point.

[deleted] Did you
     go to school in Illinois?
You guys are so sad.

You conferred the right
     to use your keyboard when you
typed out this message.

Welcome! I've never
     laughed at a comment response
so hard Holy crap!

I told her I was
     free pretty much anytime
I wasn't at work.

On a related
     tangent, two people I knew
used to be my friends.

My new favorite thing
     is the soft cup but they are
pretty expensive.

That's almost never
     the case, and your video
is no exception.

Also, what will you
     be contributing apart
from your idea?

i can very much
     tell you have no clue what you
are talking about.

This is a little
     rambling, sorry, and it's not
meant to sound shaming.

First time i've ever
     put a controller down mid
game and just sat there.

God, might be high time
     to visit those books again.
It made me cry. Fuck.

You don't talk about
     your dad, but if you have one,
have a talk with him.

I hope things look up
     for you soon, don't stress so much,
que sera sera.

Or you been murdered.
     Two of those mean you're a dumb
dumb, possibly three.

Perhaps she's busy
     having dinner or doing
homework or something.

You should have plenty
     more birthdays, no need to do
anything drastic.

The catfish sandwich
     is my favorite and what most
people know them for.

Find a bookstore that's
     comforting in whatever
aspect you like. Browse.

John Madden Every
     once in a while a plane lands
on a highway here.

Where do you work? ~~No
     offense but can you at least
post a video.

In Starbucks? Are you
     chugging a bloody mary
at 10am while asking?

Take the greyhound bus!
     It's takes longer but it's way
cheaper than flying.

She will slowly take
     my form. I will become her.
She will be my slave.

If I can't do that,
     I stay inside to avoid
being raped by mobs.

he had meant to write
     "sec". He was so embarrassed
about it. Good job.

Wyoming isn't
     *real*, silly. how do you put
back the start menu?

There's other defects,
     but it's nothing like fetal
alcohol syndrome.

Lol the best
     part is Corvettes aren't even
that expensive Sup?

That way you'll make her
     happy and only you two
will see the info.

He's hung out with these
     black "wannabe" rappers from
the start, its not new.

I started doing
     that today so we'll see what
the tape tells me. Thanks!

Even if it is
     coercion, it's physically
harmless coercion.

One or two spread out
     like that is typically just
the client lagging.

[deleted] You know
     you're depressed when the thing you
miss is NPR.

How is it different
     or better than a inkjet
or laser printer?

Not really sure if
     you have any equipment
to make food at all?

[deleted] Girl here.
     I slept with my best (female)
friend's older brother.

A lot of women
     can relate to it, so it's
the topic of choice.

I'll definitely
     save the links because it is
important to me.

I love who they were,
     who they are and who they will
be in the future.

Apparently you're
     just hurling straight up insults
to shorter people.

I used to listen
     to them and think the guitar
was a muddy mess.

For some reason, all
     the nice specialized bike shops
seem that way to me.

Get a good name brand
     suit at the thrift store and pay
for alterations.

I'm sure their stocks should
     be priced higher but that climb
was just too rapid.

And prostitution
     is men paying a woman
to have sex with him.

Is it possible
     to do something nice without
documenting it?

I don't speak Korean
     yet watched it start to finish
with fascination.

N! Y! You don't need
     no alibi! You PONY!
Hey hey, you PONY!

Harvest rainwater
     to water gardens and wash
clothes etc.

you can choose to hit
     the ball before it touches
the ground in your square.

I'd much rather be
     in my situation, than
the OP's. Now THAT sucks.

Now, the teacher was
     just awful and none of us
really had a clue.

Also I know what
     you mean about quitting when
you're doing your best.

Stevens? I snowboard
     but I'm always down to make
more friends to shred with...

kill that shit OK,
     just wanted to check we were
all on the same page.

I recommend you
     continue listening to all
sides of the story.

These are the systems
     that have worked best, providing
the content is there.

Borsch. Chicken stock, beets,
     potatoes, fresh thyme, cabbage,
red wine vinegar.

Even if Kendrick
     did actually post it, it still
wouldn't be funny.

I love this fucking
     idea that beatings are
completely neutral.

Comp Sci is going
     to open more doors for you
than advertising.

And I'm sure there are
     better ways of saying "Hey
I'm proud of state's rights!"

I liked the post, but
     I'm not sure the "deal with it"
was appropriate.

After teasing each
     other for a little while
we started kissing.

Yea. Getting married
     is a bad idea dude,
women are fickle.

The periodic
     table is a tool to be
used, not memorized.

Add an instrument
     or a cool hobby you are
passionate about.

The instance doesn't
     reset until the party
leader resets it.

Could have been a bug.
     Bugs and exploits are fairly
common in dungeons.

Because, as we all
     know, there's only what Ansel
said and nothing more.

I'm not sure if I'm
     right but it sounds like Pluto
didn't have a mic on.

Your local sports club?
     I personally have been used
as a Jungle Gym.

If I move my hand
     really fast, the unconscious
air moves with it, too.

Stretching? Not sure on
     the show but I find red heads
oddly super cute.

[deleted] I wish
     I could speak whale Ok, I'll
give it to you straight.

It also gets me
     when he says "Oh, I changed him
for you" or something.

Well, centuries passed,
     but she didn't age centuries.
Added you on steam.

I've seen some messy
     and crazy applications
even on long nails.

she learnt from a young
     age that her good looks and charm
could get her places.

Come and see how good
     I look! This is a very
unfortunate truth.

Are you selling just
     clubs or clothes etc.
as well? New or used?

If your using food
     stamps then you are sure as hell
not independent.

Many religions
     condemn those who choose the wrong
religion to hell.

Now you take this home,
     throw it in a pot, add some
broth, a potato.

has to sacrifice
     his marriage and potential
daughter to save her.

When I get a job
     I'll look around and see if
I can find any.

The "spring" in spring rolls
     as a seasonal context
only just hit me.

I liked Nelly right
     until Brass Knuckles, and then
I couldn't take it.

Today was the first
     night that he slept through the whole
night without whining.

It gets annoying
     but it is somehow ingrained
in our minds. Abuse?

Only differences
     is they have different handlers
telling them what say.

The other difference
     in the game from the old one
is how tracing works.

Sometimes, people go
     and have sex with people while
in relationships.

The people reading
     this thread are probably too young
to get this reference.

NASA will (as things
     are looking) also be his
only customers.

***EDIT*** We walk out
     to the car, which is spitting
distance from my dorm.

But not so much when
     in parties because of way
curses work) Protein.

people that don't like
     useless posts cluttering up
the 'important' stuff.

Little did I know
     there was a storm coming in.
A pretty big one.

I was terrified.
     I ended up in my bed
under the covers.

They obviously
     spent some time with programming
and development.

I definitely
     look forward to more updates
from your space station.

Came here to say that...
     Makes the above story pale
by comparison.

Its not too messy
     and just needs to be more well
defined with the blood.

its odd that you typed
     that i seem agitated
by your correction.

Not even funny
     Just be patient and ready,
it took me a while.

A non runner brings
     into question every part
you cant verify.

In a years time, I'm
     sure someone will buy you gold.
Keep at it! japan.

They're pretty well known
     here, at least amongst local
music supporters!!

Well, everybody
     wants ideologues, but votes
for ambitious types.

Inside the party
     and in national elections.
So that's how it is.

Yes, to an extent,
     but playing the power game
comes first and foremost.

Ignore the bullshit
     and don't perpetuate it.
That's all you can do.

I agree. FLUDD was
     one of the best Mario
mechanics I know.

Then you learn about
     Poisson processes, and die
inside a little.

This look is silly,
     and requires ridiculous
amounts of effort.

However, you can
     dress comfortably without
sacrificing style.

And track calories!!
     For you, it's probably going
to be a small horse.

Leaving a dog locked
     in a crate for a full day
is not crate training.

That means you get more
     spells, common items, allies,
skills, etc.

Knowing that Red Rock
     mountains are a drive away
keeps me sane some days.

I kept an eye out,
     but did not spot any all
purple attire.

And don't try and change
     the subject from slavery
to white noise machines.

You can never tell
     what type of guy is the type
that would laugh at you.

But once the dust has
     settled, subconsciously he'll
try to step things up.

It doesn't really
     matter what he reads as long
as he is reading.

I managed to break
     into IT close to a year
and a half ago.

You must please respect
     other regions, even if
you are not from it.

I speak Japanese,
     so this almost makes me want
to take up Korean.

Essentially, I've
     gathered your self confidence
is non existent.

Would the helix stairs
     be clockwise, then the wall would
be an obstacle.

I noticed this too
     while rewatching just a tad
out of character.

I think there's enough
     Irish there already, ye
don't need anymore!

I can't believe I'm
     reading Dinosaur Comics
seven years later.

have you got a link?
     Nice penis I mean beard But,
if you can see it...

Here I am feeling
     like an old fart while reading
all of these comments.

For most people it's
     the biggest expense than can
usually be dropped.

We should hunt down these
     religious zealots and make
examples of them.

not build a fucking
     tunnel Do you use seething
flasks and granite flasks?

Yeah, have this as well.
     Usually when I double
tap the home button.

Hilarious, since
     weren't you the one who said facts
not in evidence.

How good it would be
     to continue those series
I'm scared.. What is it?

I think it's silly
     and fruitless to stop kids from
playing graphic games.

Sure, but I'm talking
     about wide, straight, well lit roads
in fine conditions.

I noticed that you
     based your rules heavily on
the number seven.

Beautiful. I like
     how he just throws his hands up
after like "Whats up?".

My friends only came
     over because my brother
was so good looking.

Assuming that you
     don't go anywhere after
you die, you won't care.

There will be no pain,
     or suffering, just a peaceful
eternal slumber.

I'm just cool like that.
     The animation really
does look terrible.

Leave the dog at home
     until you're settled in, then
bring the dog over.

I have a feeling
     you have no idea what
you're doing at all.

Maybe worth viewing.
     Is that Hamish Blakes older,
balder, fatter son?

Dog's don't think this stuff
     that you posted, they don't love
you like you love them.

I doubt I'll ever
     have to really, but we all
have our secrets right?

Yeah, I'm not talking
     about a car beeping their
horn at a cyclist.

Gregorian or
     Georgian? If the former, what
Hebrew names are there?

When my ex found out,
     she wanted me back, but that's
another story.

You, scholar, fucking
     nailed it. That's hilarious!
i agree with you.

I miss the days when
     at least half the O's games were
on broadcast TV.

People shouldn't be
     surprised they get arrested
for breaking the law.

Wasn't this question
     asked like, last week but with moms
instead of sisters?

T: [chuckles] Okay.
     D: Not really; I just got
'em 'cause they look cool.

If you can't talk all
     the time make sure the time you
do get is good talk.

But if someone is
     polite and needs a lid, why
stand in line again.

I hope you're doing
     ok, this sort of thing can
really rattle you.

Every little bit
     helps and positioning is
highly important.