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Like, it's a subtle
     odor that's always there, but
just slowly builds up?

Pretty much every
     animal used for food is
literally tortured.

Morphine played a small
     ballroom at Amherst College
in the early 90s.

They make me look cute
     without that awkward fat girl
fit (you know, no shape?

I believe women
     are meant to take care of their
children and husbands.

Any ideas?
     Don't know exactly where but
there are sites out there.

They just need drivers.
     I'm alright with shutting down
the subway, really.

He looks like a champ.
     Make sure you post that epic
Viking funeral!

I was born a Jew
     and I'll die a Jew, whether
I practice or not.

They'll try to sway you
     up, but if you're firm then they'll
get you what you need.

I knew people would
     totally misrepresent
what I was saying.

I will just pirate
     some scans thank you very much.
Gosh, thank you so much!

I mean, did they break
     the fourth wall in The Blair Witch
Project? No. Why not?

But having a bean
     means he can do it any
time, to anywhere.

Good grief. That made me
     dizzy, trying to read that last
part & keep it straight.

So far today seems
     to be back on track, which is
the important thing.

At least one person
     knows every aspect, but most
people don't know much.

I'm one of those kids
     that sits alone... OMG!
The "quick! take some notes!"

You should really read
     one of her books if you find
this stuff interesting.

I weighed my options
     and made sure every thing was
okay with the car.

Or Batman It looks
     like set theory is probably
what I'm looking for.

It also doesn't
     help that he's adding extra
pressure to perform.

You should learn a small
     number of char that you will
be very good at.

I'd say Blink and Green
     Day are alright, but still not
what I'd like... So yeah.

During sex, I love
     as much skin to skin contact
as possible. No.

Be patient and let
     nature take its course. Good luck.
Don't go to law school.

There are better ways
     to make money than turning
laurel's to gold. Wow!

Thanks man, I'm going
     to integrate this into
my raid group's gear chart.

[deleted] Dying
     is scary, being dead won't
concern me too much.

It's good, but you can
     sort of see him finding his
voice through the novel.

To be fair, Fox is
     the outlet reporting on
the paranoia.

Your lack of belief
     doesn't affect mine, even
if we were dating.

We actually jimmied
     the lock on the entry door
for a month or so.

Did I finally
     settle down, or am I still
awesomely single?

Imo, if you're not
     smoking at or before work
then who gives a shit?

So when someone gets
     the facts wrong it gets under
my skin Dr. Evil?

Okay okay it's
     not comic book related,
but that's all I got!

What a prick. What makes
     you come over here and pick
on someone like that?

Mom smokes in the car.
     Jesus is okay with it,
but we can't tell Dad.

But when a minor
     issue came up, nobody
knew how to fix it.

She tells me to turn
     off the car, and I do so.
Automatic fail.

As much as I hate
     the story, I always trot
is out at parties.

You may or may not
     have to turn down the sound on
your computer, whoops.

Awesome. That's super
     lucky that you were so close
(geographically).

He'd be so pissed if
     he knew, but he thinks the trash
men are doing it.

I took this picture
     as the bird was resting on
top of my bookshelf.

the professor did
     that BEFORE he was tenured.
Removed from office?

I saw them live once.
     [This video pretty much
sums it up for me.

Would you spend every
     cent you have and every cent
you will ever have?

Unfortunately,
     people really do make these
choices every day.

Thanks for the reply!
     I was assuming players
couldn't host servers.

In the Kid Vegas
     shoots, he's humiliated
and subservient.

People from other
     countries rarely understand
how spread out it is.

Unless your gas tank
     is pressurized I don't think
you have to worry.

Then we spent Christmas
     break at my grandmother's house...
Oh my was that HELL!

Glad you're making it.
     Looks rad. Was thinking about
getting into this.

also If you pick
     up one of the books I much
prefer the first book.

I figured as much.
     Do you know of any guides
about transcribing?

MARK MY WORDS!!!!! Looks like
     another late night paintball
raid is in order.

What you do in life
     is *far* more important than
what's inside your cells.

Biology bro.
     Oh man. Sixers' fans, are you
regretting the trade?

I would probably take
     out Sol Ring after playing
with it a few times.

They absolutely
     HATE that. The fact that they are
now better than us.

Why is a "small" drink
     bigger than most peoples' heads?
[deleted] Looks great!

Thank you. So do I.
     So, you don't know where I can
find some yellow cake?

You may want to shop
     around to make sure your rate
is competitive.

Every religion
     should have the same place in law.
SATAN WORSHIPER!

[deleted] You look
     like David Mitchell... fair play!
Oh I am aware...

Oh I am aware...
     I took a class a few years
ago on shakespeare.

Thank you! I've seen all
     but two and I've added those
to my "to watch" list.

It seemed a bit weird.
     Sorry, the proper term is
"herd" of Mexicans.

Sorry, the proper
     term is "herd" of Mexicans.
I hope it went well!

Someone also said
     Door.... The message of my books
is very simple.

Since Rising isn't
     geared around stealth, I'm gonna
wait to pick it up.

So you mentioned you
     tried to take the shortest route
possible as well.

He combined "this where"
     into "there," I guess this is
how language evolves.

[deleted] I would
     really like to see the Cubs
win the World Series.

Enoch Root hands down.
     I was putting out there why
I said what I said.

Damage players will
     get angry that anyone
can need on "their" gear.

If anything, he'd
     become another victim
if he tried to help.

Right. Because your eyes
     aren't pointed at your fingers,
but further away.

Have a good one. Oooh!
     Thank you! I'm excited :D
I love surprises!!!

Ask not why I stand
     up against injustice, ask
others why they don't.

Well, of course you are
     going to pay for the car,
you destroyed the thing.

Sweet. There is a hot
     18yo on the sidebar looking
to date older men.

Without resources
     you can't provide anyone
else with anything.

It was like the first
     thing that popped in my head when
I saw this picture.

But sometimes the best
     doors open only after
we shut the hard ones.

[deleted] I like
     that this exists. Carry on.
I went to art school.

DA:2 is a good game,
     but not as great as the first.
Dude, it's plain English.

Also, you might get
     the occasional splinter
and those were not fun.

feel free to switch up
     focus targets depending
on who you're killing.

That is radical,
     plus I have an old empty
one lying around!

I have never said
     that Rush doesn't have a right
to say what he says.

If you don't belong
     there, you'll lose a bunch until
you start evening out.

There's nothing to be
     ashamed of, that just means you
have a lot to learn.

No you can't. See, 'cause
     then my comment wouldn't work.
Thanks. Sounds great to me!!!

Holy shit! Okay.
     This is probably the dumbest
thing said in this thread.

My brain knows that hook
     is terrible but I can't
stop listening to it.

There's an infernal
     furnace down there but it's not
cooking anything.

Thank you Dan J Cheung.
     Yeah... I just don't want to loose
my precious karma!

[deleted] Love it!
     Slaves How so? I've even seen
Forbes debunking it.

I can get them next
     day delivery, and I'd
assume you could too.

**Note: this does not mean
     he and OP can't continue
their relationship.

Yay for open minds!
     Nope, not yet. Hopefully it'll
make its way here soon.

seems like overkill.
     Barney stinson. That dude would
get me laid so much.

Every single nail
     salon I see has the same
window decals, too.

Removed enough air
     to maintain button functions,
and sealed it. Presto!

Fell from the book Fell,
     who doesn't want a big ass
black wolf as a pal?

It's been a while since
     I've read Fiddler On The Roof
(or, you know... never).

It wouldn't be hard
     to update it maybe once
or twice a week though?

This could cause issues
     with radiation damage
to the reactor.

Regardless, she'd still
     eat you alive if you are
not strong with the shill.

Yep. Life is about
     learning, and teaching those who
care to learn from you.

Each person should make
     up their own mind about how
to deal with their world.

Religion can be
     used for good just as it can
be used for evil.

I feel like solo
     smokers could smoke together
and enjoy themselves.

What's your point? A few
     bucks a month for a proxy
will get around that.

Anyone know what
     the current master server is?
If there is any.

*dramatically flops
     around* Sterling archer well
you've still got us beat.

Get ready to not
     crave human contact until
you're done with that book.

Oh, yeah, I also
     read "Why We Get Fat and What
to do About It".

This chart breaks down how
     many shells equal a pound
for each caliber.

I want to finish
     this year on a high note then
let Pep take over.

Seen it countless times.
     Loved it since it first came out
when I was a kid.

Solve the rest with roux.
     Corner permutation will
always be correct.

It's not an excuse
     to stop trying, **it's a direct
example of trying.

When I was younger
     I used to skateboard a lot,
and I mean a LOT.

At first sign of heart
     attack, I've heard people say
to swallow aspirin.

What you may have read
     in articles and books does
not count. I lived it.

You're definitely
     not going to chop limbs off
left and right either.

No weight gain at all.
     I spotted for the first few
months but that was it.

As you can see by
     his expression, this crab has
lost the will to live.

there is nothing worse
     then the taste of rubber band....
i think this might work.

There is no such thing
     as a civilized war, but
we like to pretend.

you can tell because
     the screen faded out not cut
abruptly to black.

As far as I can
     see he just got the lock off
before being jumped.

If he got injured
     and wasn't even playing,
we heard about it.

And lizard elder
     is a bunch of wasted stats
that graves doesn't need.

i want to pay those
     glorious, upcoming teams
with my donations.

As an Italian
     woman with a black boyfriend,
I can confirm both.

I misread as "Space
     Kitten" waited entire
video for cat.

There's a reasonable
     public interest in having
guns stored securely.

Your theory is sound,
     but the reality is
how I described it.

I hate birds. This sounds
     like purgatory to me.
Way not to say god!

It was said above,
     but actually communicate
the problem to him.

And if you ever
     want to trade, they trade really
well in the PC.

I don't have any
     NASCAR stuff, though it would be
awesome if I did!

I'll keep it in mind,
     but looking for tradable
more than anything.

American here.
     I was aware of Western
Europe and China.

Alternatively
     I'd like some one to explain
why it's a good move.

I have never smoked
     any of those cigars, let
alone heard of them.

You rule. Oh yeah farm
     and fleet type places would be
the best place to start.

My husband makes jokes
     about it, but I don't try
to hide it. Be proud!

My mom made me go
     when we were in Germany
on a high school trip.

Also, I see he's
     become a Christian *after*
you've started dating.

There all lying Art
     is simply that which one is
willing to call such.

It was such a good
     end to the season, I don't
think it can be topped!

Call me a wimp, but
     I would not want to be killed
with a hand shovel.

Be responsible
     and stop worrying about
all the little things.

[deleted] Awesome,
     I am currently at Law
School in New England.

Oops. Sorry about
     the price asking, I didn't see
the rule over there.

Traffic in Biltmore
     Village sucks, but you probably
already know that.

Bras are a little
     bit like shoes, they soften up
with wear (and washes).

It was leopard print,
     but it wasn't a rug, or
stole or anything.

Ah, what I wouldn't
     give to have had the red pill
as a kid... Fuck Duke!

Every other game
     I get the douche bags who spew
insults left and right.

Why just black people?
     Anyone with a nice smile
is photogenic.

Am I the only
     one who saw a suspension
bridge for a second?

He strums with his right
     hand, but the camera shows him
strumming with his left.

He is a liar
     & hater. His own little
god would strike him down.

As if you all play
     against dark world or chaos
deck exact same week.

Your own body can
     literally block yourself from
picking up your loot.

I'm looking forward
     to actually understand all
these foreign insults.

But you're right as well.
     You were trying to be helpful.
He shouldn't blow up.

I built a laptop
     sleeve using chipboard, bubble
wrap & shipping tape.

I apologized
     for judging him and now he's
lost a ton of weight.

The declared reason
     might just not be quite the same
as the real reason.

Just want to be clear
     that you know you were wrong on
your previous point.

It did, and then costs
     went up again meaning we're
back where we started.

Or perhaps a wee
     bit of Hurt by Nine Inch Nails/
Good ole Johnny Cash?

I don't really crate
     dig but rather like to look
through genres I like.

Lots of things which seem
     to be true at first glance turn
out to be untrue.

I was pretty close!
     [deleted] This episode
was so very good.

I wasn't saying
     his fashion sense is horrid
or his income low.

As to employment
     prospects, there is more than one
way to skin a cat.

So, to start, I'm not
     sure how you can say drivers
that go low are screwed.

STOP IT! ALL OF YOU!
     Its at least a tv show
This is a great pick.

You mentioned that you
     are taking some programming
course online. That's good.

I drop off my room
     key and hope they don't realize
which room *I* stayed in.

Be careful. Oh man...
     I've been there. I just refuse
to think about it.

Personally, I think
     both products will lead to more
problems than comfort.

We do Advanced Swiss
     and can handle as many
players as show up.

I have a vintage
     puck of Williams that I use
every now and then.

[deleted] could you
     post a screen shot or any
more information?

I'm not familiar
     with a couple of these, will
have to look them up.

If you're scared to, it's
     because you know in your gut
that she won't choose you.

But that's just signing
     up for a slow drawn out death
by a thousand cuts.

You should be able
     to keep your same sim, I would
think, and just cut it.

And then when other
     people use the words, no one
knows whats so funny.

Unbelievable.
     And on that note, I am done.
I really like this.