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It's hilarious.
     I don't think you understand
the meaning of words.

WoW inspired, one
     way or another, major
change in a genre.

Does anyone know
     where to find the 'official'
videos of him?

*Insert superstar*
     Sign my sign! If you are close,
they will sign your sign.

Chris Tucker is like
     Chris Rock under a racist
magnifying glass.

Just make sure to not
     spam his skills as his mana
costs are somewhat high.

I have never tried
     fucking Darius Rucker.
Sounds like a bad time.

Does it change right when
     you load up the game or when
you are in a match?

You're very welcome!!!
     I wanted to get something
for you and for Liz.

Do you know the band,
     or just a really big fan?
Do you have a store?

Can't wait for fixing
     the mouse and fixing the screen!
It was a good joke.

very nice but not
     short enough Only because
he thought of it first.

Randomness does not
     equal free will. Oh thank you.
That is really nice!

He's probably dropped hints,
     but this is the only one
you actually noticed.

And I am married
     to someone who just doesn't
understand as well.

I have to admit,
     I've not done as much research
as I probably should.

Well, if you haven't
     seen the new Dredd that came out,
I recommend that.

Yes. Did it detract
     from when I went back and caught
up with the series?

I had my mind blown
     the other day and I want
to tell the story.

Went mainly to see
     Electric Six but Jr
Sr stole the night.

I think atheists
     just like to think they're oppressed.
Perfect. Just perfect.

Under the new law,
     it needs to be a "marriage
like" relationship.

So they fabricate
     means as defining others
as inferior.

I would've hated
     for the fight to end so soon...
Time to have some fun.

My mom didn't notice
     and a week later took her
car into the shop.

Were these done by hand?
     How much time goes into one?
What do they sell for?

I mean really its
     not a bad idea. What?
I don't even... What?

[deleted] Morgan
     freeman put it better than
i ever could have.

Amount of reserves
     and amount of production
are not the same thing.

You have an easy
     going feel to you but seem
to lack confidence.

Right. I'm only now
     finally adding an NES
to my collection.

That's a tough question,
     I haven't found anything
even close to it.

You know how you think
     the kids who bully you are
way better than you?

I hope his family
     struggles financially now
that he's in the ground.

The Magnus really
     can't afford to stay away
from the lane that long.

Later when I got
     money I would give it back
to the treasury.

Admittedly, it's
     usually in the bush, but
love it nonetheless.

I hope his family
     struggles financially now
that he's in the ground.

Great fucking site though.
     Welcome to the group!! I've been
thinking about that.

Owl City. Not his
     "Good Time", his music after
and before that song.

It will all fly off
     the roof and hit whatever
is in front of you.

Whenever I go
     to your town, I stroll Bourbon
Street and get a look.

Thanks Huggies! Why is
     this not showing on any
sections of the page?

(No one wants to see
     that, the internet would cry)
No. No I do not.

Dog sacrifices
     in certain Northern Plains tribes
are eaten. Oh dear.

I know right? This is
     how government always has
been to some extent.

[deleted] Betrayed
     by trusted advisor, lives
are unjustly lost.

I'm in Utah too.
     [deleted] I assume no
snow tires? Oh yes!!!

Or statistician
     Edit: be mad all you want
but look at the stats.

Everyone has some
     celeb they're crushing on, why
bother letting go?

Obliterating
     things that touch the bubble is
actually quite useful.

So kindly, fuck off.
     I had a pretty severe
tooth infection once.

Labour didn't actually
     not care about dissenters
because they didn't vote.

it's not that they would
     have had development, some
are now an eyesore.

I can't wait for next
     week when Malcolm Turnbull starts
talking in Latin.

This is a lot more
     than I can say about most
horror films I've seen.

They should offer him
     his own Dacha and a new
Benz for what he did.

here's what to look for:
     quality sounding guitar
that's easy to play.

as was pointed out,
     lots of good Pink Floyd songs out
there for beginners.

And Japan will lose.
     They are run by old men still
writing with brushes.

I forgot to leave
     out that she already was.
I'll edit it in.

Don't mention your age.
     Nobody will care about
your age if you don't.

Nobody will care
     about your age if you don't.
Thanks for your reply.

Does the broken glass
     get tangled in your very
manly, viking beard?

[deleted] Don't talk
     to her, don't think about her
unless you have to.

So did I. They are
     horrible too, don't ever
eat one. lol.

He got so upset
     that he jumped out of the car
while it was in drive.

I'll wait until you
     post again before I make
any real judgement.

Apparently, once
     the sale starts everything is
gone in a few hours.

Your new dentist will
     see that even though your teeth
are bad, you are trying.

Stream of consciousness,
     silly stories, plots you don't
intend to flesh out.

But if i ever
     get them damaged or blind then
i might consider.

I also would bet
     that he's purposely using
the Streisand Effect.

It looks amazing.
     That sucks, but it's good that you
enjoy what you do!

Thanks you very much
     for the advice, especially
on resting the sticks.

Also, when her mom
     goes in, she isn't sleeping,
she's staying awake.

So perhaps what I'm
     trying to say is it won't hurt
to give it a go.

*edit for spelling
     Well, something to consider
when in edit stage.

Instead of selling
     stuff to pay for it, you could
just wait a few months.

That's already way
     better journalism than
the article showed.

Not really justice...
     unless he got mobbed the shit
out of after this.

It was a decent
     match but the ending doesn't
make much sense to me.

But whichever way
     confirms your own bias must
be correct, I guess.

In fact, I'm fairly
     certain you know more about
physics than I do.

I've read Civil War
     and I enjoyed it so I'll
check out Frontline. Thanks!

I asked you why you
     get to say what a person's
motivation is.

Guess what, no answer.
     I didn't answer or you just
didn't bother to read.

Do you feel that it's
     wrong for Christians to admit
that they are Christian?

You sometimes get one
     who needs to be reminded
who controls their beam.

We started making
     another to sell but it's
taking a long time.

I'm going to try
     to think of something simple
yet resonating.

You guys get all these
     cool hats and shit, and mine just
sits and being dead.

Do you need to win
     to get this promos or just
attend the event?

To be honest, you
     don't get good marks if you work
to support yourself.

I finally read
     around a bit and felt i'd
found the cause: "death grip".

Motorcycles would
     park next to the bike rack when
I was at Uni.

A squad of medics
     and support in their face where
their guns are useless.

Agreed. And even
     then, they can be hard to find
and hard to get to.

My native tongue is
     Telugu. That's why i found
this esoteric.

How detrimental
     will the end of the world be?
The world has ended.

"Your time is over,
     Santa!" "No!" Santa cried. "You
can't do this, Science!

I think a white shirt
     would work better to contrast
the grey cardigan.

That's an awesome dick
     and I love your hairy chest.
I'd love to see more!

Red light cameras are
     designed to fuck up traffic
to increase tickets.

Seriously, move
     your gaze ever so slightly
to the right. Found it?

I have no reason
     to doubt these numbers, but where
did you get them from?

are probably about
     the same yet it somehow feels
much better. Good game.

A joke: Q: You know
     why mexicans put their name
on the back window?

This looks disturbing.
     I hope it isn't a cat
being burned alive.

Also not many
     people play on Macs compared
to Windows. Less Buds.

That's been making its
     way around in picture form
for a long time now.

Maybe a wall would
     be a bit more reasonable,
so let's go with that.

But just to be clear:
     I said backwards time travel
was impossible.

She's one of the few
     people in real life who knows
about my love life.

If you don't agree
     with the above, well, 'that's just
your opinion man'.

Especially the bats.
     Holy shit dude. My brother
had that same puppet.

That's a far bigger
     audience than those that want
the full, complex view.

Buy only healthy
     stuff and make portions up front
when you prepare food.

in the meantime, view
     oral as foreplay rather
than the final act.

I like Obama.
     I think he's reasonable but
these wars need to end.

[deleted] Get out.
     Seriously. For your health
and your emotions.

Firstly, the football
     picture has nothing to do
with the game. Oh well.

Living a slightly
     hollow life with a faded
copy of her love.

They will look perplexed
     when you ask them why and then
reply "just because".

I'm a Battlefield
     fan myself and get that COD
is repetitive.

Some freshly scrambled
     eggs made into a sandwich
using toasted bread.

I just don't want it.
     Not to be offensive, but
I wanna fight her!

Some of the crap may
     be worth something to someone
else, but I'm not sure.

The question was aimed
     at atheists, so I thought
that was the context.

lol do you
     spread that on toast or something?
Edited, sorry.

Get the right treatment
     here, which brings you the drastic
changes in your life.

If your example
     is a good one, he just might
start asking questions.

I put it back on
     my rifle and it did not
even lose zero.

It lead to a few
     confusing situations.
No, how would he have?

The spoon is a lie!
     *gasps* I'll have mine all done by
the end of the year.

You still cast the spell,
     but a physical card is
not put on the stack.

Who gave those powers
     to government anyway?
Who cheered the loudest?

I ordered some food
     once before I realized how
bad the weather was.

All the copies are
     like badly done parodies.
I second Lowe Tech!

Hugely different, more
     so in my opinion than
any two US states.

This only invites
     poor manners to take their place.
I already knew.

Why *do* all the old
     people go to Florida?
I've always wondered..

I just want to add
     that at this point everything
is speculation.

My theory is if
     there weren't two of them they would
be easy to crack.

Either way you go,
     I honestly believe you'll
be very happy.

They are a great way
     to add sweetness without large
amounts of sugar.

Then the audio
     from that device will go through
the car stereo.

I live in Ireland.
     Just jumped out into the road
from behind a hedge.

Pretty crazy crowd
     as it was his Distraction
Pieces set, good shit.

I did like the fact
     that the multiplayer did
NOT require friend codes.

Eat something after
     your workout if you can, or
drink a protein shake.

Enough that i can
     ruin the economy
by not spending them.

I almost expect
     to see a red duck hiding
in the text somewhere.

I like Obama
     because he's not the awful
thing we might have got.

So guess what? He puts
     his garbage on the sidewalk
on friday evening!

Makes it easier
     for them to read defenses
and make the right read.

Ahh okay. I jut
     saw a huge, fun area
and was wondering.

The reason being
     is that the game engine is
already in place.

Any major flaws
     in your mix should have been fixed
in the mixing stage.

As long as it meets
     all targeting conditions
you can target it.

Yeah you're totally
     right, there's no other option
but to drool and stare.

He stopped wearing his
     trade mark bow tie but he is
still and idiot.

Maybe even YOU'LL
     NEVER WALK ALONE or some
other football chant.

Wanna bang? I know...
     Thanks for letting me borrow
the ones you gave me!

Just because you say
     you are imagining it,
doesn't mean you are.

Sounds to me like he's
     telling you he is ready
to be potty trained.

Then everything changed
     when the fire nation attacked.
Also wondered this.

[deleted] I had
     this issue, thank goodness I'm
not the only one!

Whatever. I cry
     sometimes, but I try not to.
IT'S A PATH TO HELL!

They're not there. Those guys
     don't represent the people's
interest anymore.

i like the palette
     but i know smells can really
bug people. good luck!

Just needs another
     couple seasons in the AHL
to grow a bit more.

We can hope the world
     will continue to evolve
in race relations.

If it was, then it's
     still not cool, but hardly some
enormous scandal.

The feel of the world
     is more important than how
accurate it looks.

Old decommissioned
     AD server that was taken
out a month ago.

Everyone wants to,
     and arguably needs to,
be carried sometimes.

Kevin James wishes
     he could be on the level
Chris Farley was on.

One of the strangest
     cases I ever worked had
to be done on site.

I might put them up
     for sale separately, still on
the fence about that.

And a loaf of bread
     costs me the same as it does
for you. Perspective.

But I might be wrong,
     since I never learned _that_ much
about the Catholics.

Banditry does not
     imply killing strangers who
help you, by the way.

And it works, because
     if anyone does turn up
drunk they don't last long!

Enjoy and have fun!
     Surprised he's not writing sweet
poems at Hallmark.

I couldn't believe
     I made that mistake. Thank you
for pointing it out.

Why don't parents teach
     their kids to tip, I really
don't understand it!

At lower levels
     ghosts are too hard to control
and too expensive.

I hope one day you
     guys are able to repair
your relationship.

Check your liberty
     facts before you spout off damn
commie garbage, bro.

Simply keep loving
     your significant other.
It will reflect back.

AND they always seem
     to collapse inward First off:
excellent write up.

You can meet someone
     in no time, just be honest
and put in effort.

The difference is, you
     want to go about three times
as slow going down.

The support groups are
     social support rather than
financial support.

Can't say anything
     else has come up especially
in the same price range.

By the time I was
     done I don't think I owned one
complete dinner set.

I will try more out
     though, you guys inspired me
to take some more shots!

OP is from Cleveland
     and spent some time in Aspen
on her parents dime.

Some options wouldn't
     hurt though for people that are
having issues. Nice!

We both work, so his
     money is his, mine is mine.
He wants a new gun?