Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #165937

This isn't bingo.
     Multiple orgasms are
extremely worth it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165938

The fringe has the same
     base problems, but drastically
different solutions.

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Haiku #165939

Thank you Just wanted
     to say hi and that this thing
is really pretty.

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Haiku #165940

*fist bump* I got pulled
     over one night, and the cop
thought that I was drunk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165941

You do have SOGO
     and Sky Building nearby if
you're into shopping.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165942

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165943

My main problem is
     that there's no moral wiggle
room with the story.

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Haiku #165944

I'm not ignorant,
     I said he perfected it,
not invented it.

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Haiku #165945

Yeah, but if you pulled
     or a TI-83 plus they wouldn't
be impressed at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165946

And recognition
     certainly doesn't mean it's
the better album!

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Haiku #165947

Sure! He knows what I'm
     referring to What do you
have on your toast then?

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Haiku #165948

How old is your pooch?
     Fluids and the vet visit
will be expensive.

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Haiku #165949

Let them know that you
     care about their feelings too,
not just their daughter's.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165950

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165951

I agree I didn't
     see any luggage out there,
he should be alright.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165952

she tried telling me
     that it wasn't a big deal
and it was normal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165953

I'm always "supposed"
     to have a plan, but my most
recent plan fell through.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165954

Some people simply
     cannot find their peace on earth,
especially addicts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165955

You can do the same
     with Beef Stew or various
other types of soups.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165957

He can get a new
     name all he wants, it wont help
his situation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165958

We still have to try.
     Sign the petition. It just
takes a few seconds.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165959

So long as they were
     under George, they were never
going to be good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165960

And we don't simply
     refer to them as something
different than they are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #164949

Edit: that Asha
     one is something I very
likely see happening.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165961

Edit: Your gates aren't
     showing as open now-- mind
reopening please?

Score: 0          

Haiku #165962

I can't really watch
     at work but I will surely
give it a listen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165963

After the first one
     I just sort of ignored them.
This went on for years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165964

That was pretty cool.
     [deleted] Because you'd do
such a great job. Sweet!

Score: 0          

Haiku #165966

That's a gorgeous pic!
     Conservative religion
does this to people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165967

Hopefully he will
     have a role in my career
with full voice acting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165968

God I'd love to be
     able to look at all those
shiny skins I own.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165969

I'm writing them off
     moreso for the reason
stated secondly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165970

So glad I ordered
     Lolita, all the glowing
reviews are awesome.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165971

Someone should remind
     the idiot that he has
won the elections.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165972

shit hurts. I've done it.
     still have my eyes, but i'll just
shut them from now on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165973

I don't understand
     why people want to have like
hour long text sessions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165974

Also randomly
     many of us at different
times have the same thing.

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Haiku #165975

She's been hit by 4chan
     before, and I'm sure she'll be
hit again, sadly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165976

I love when people
     think I am trolling and then
we win our lane hard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165977

Hang in there, this might
     turn out well for you to go
out with her again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165978

Hell- I don't even
     know you, but just for reading
my rant, I love you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165979

As such, they would not
     necessarily afford
the same protections.

Score: 0          

Haiku #131622

Your father sounds like
     one of many people who
keeps me in this sport.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165981

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165982

now i think we've all
     got a decent handle on
everyone involved.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165983

Any left? I may
     be game for a couple. I...
think I hear a sound.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165984

While statistically
     true, some people (family) are
just more unlucky.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165985

And if not, that you
     find a way to get better
and improve yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165986

because man of steel
     was a paragon of good
acting and writing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165987

HE'S GOT A REALLY
     NICE DICK THOUGH, RIGHT? Aw I want
to move to Plano!

Score: 0          

Haiku #165988

My first clue was all
     the people asking somewhat
obvious questions!

Score: 0          

Haiku #165989

I'm in love with her.
     Source? [deleted] [deleted]
*He sighs* "How much pay."

Score: 0          

Haiku #165990

Maybe a book you
     two talked about or baked goods,
beer, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165991

The people there won't
     fight for their own survival
against these people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165992

Stop stressing about
     all this seduction bullshit,
just enjoy yourself!

Score: 0          

Haiku #165993

well by targeting
     certain streamers they also
crashed the whole server.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165994

Adding some curtains
     and fake flowers really helps
with the realism.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165995

Sick! Ill PM you
     my email, shoot me through what
you're thinking Added!

Score: 0          

Haiku #165996

It's nice that you can
     parse output from legacy
tools into objects.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165997

Read the sidebar please.
     I'll be happy to help if
you have more questions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165998

Worse, some things don't ship
     up here so even if you
want it, can't get it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165999

Different markets, both
     will be great to get into
in the future. Yum.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166000

Huh, I'm usually
     good at recognizing their
artwork as such. Whoops.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166001

[deleted] I guess
     now I'm not at all sure what
point you're trying to make.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166003

Kind of wish I had
     the lack of conscious to be
able to do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166004

There's always a chance
     that prices will go sky high.
Worth a shot, for sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166005

This is literally
     the summary of the show
Supernatural.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166006

I know Lord Heathcliff
     was like a military
leader in Japan.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166007

Really dependent
     on how many enemies
you are facing though.

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Haiku #166008

Witness the traffic
     disaster that is Gillette,
compare to Fenway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166009

A mother doesn't
     want to find out she's going
to outlive her child.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166010

[deleted] Figure
     out what she likes a slowly
move her into it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166011

However, I think
     lettuce is a freebie cause
you know, it's lettuce.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166012

The terrorist was
     British. Yup. I'm pretty sure
that's how it's going.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166013

That kind of social
     interaction is pretty
much my worst nightmare.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166014

[deleted] People
     drive properly in Portage
La Prairie as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166015

I just want a place
     to call out bullshit without
"-but that's offensive!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #166016

Honestly, any
     game that peaks my attention
in the next future.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166017

Could have just told me
     dude, no need to call the on
cops on me again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166018

Either way you can't
     just keep dating her because
she depends on you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166019

In the meantime, is
     there anything else you like
other than those two?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166020

just pointing out, there
     is still a lot of ethnic
conflict in Asia.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166021

[deleted] She smiled.
     "Theo darling!" So you're fat
AND your grammar sucks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166022

I guess i am just
     really confused as to what
the fuck we should do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166023

Maybe we'll come down
     the night before and try their
breakfast burrito.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166024

This way the baby
     is, well, biologically
part of both of you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166025

Also if they aren't
     toxic on that new account,
mission accomplished?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166026

so what can you turn
     one bike into something else
with some replacements?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166027

"The Fault in Our Stars."
     would you like a shrubbery
too God damn police.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166028

People move here from
     other countries so they can
get transplants done here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166029

It's part of their job.
     Mayonnaise on burgers, what
in the actual fuck!?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166030

It looks like you'll be
     able to grow a decent
beard when you're older.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166031

That is, assuming,
     all of this is true. Edit:
Cut ties, not cute them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166032

I guess if you use
     those features a lot it would
be disappointing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166033

The only thing you've
     done for her is just make her
private life public.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166034

It is NEVER "too
     soon" for a joke and yes, rape
jokes can be funny.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166035

Actually, I served four
     years in the Army Reserves..
and I hated it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166036

you're such a savage.
     In our lab the sample tube
must be hand written.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166037

There is a place right
     next to my house that sells them
and they are awesome!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #166038

You should not be sour
     about that, you should instead
be very happy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166039

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166040

If so, could you (if
     you have the spare time, of course)
do one on Angel?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166041

The bear tilts his head
     and stands up on his hind legs,
arms open as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166042

It takes a long time.
     Genocide does it faster
but it's... genocide.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166043

I'm a programmer
     by trade, so I'm excited
to get into it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166044

Don't feel so alone
     and foolish, so thank you all.
Best of luck to OP!

Score: 0          

Haiku #166045

He's required to be
     as close as practicable
to the right hand curb.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166046

We used all of our
     subs so he couldn't be subbed
if he was injured.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166047

So for all I know,
     it may not have been written
in that way at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166048

[deleted] I just
     sat here wondering how, then
I said it out loud.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166049

I'll fix this junk when
     I get to my computer
tonight, no worries.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166050

This trade should win if
     you get a few autos off
before or after.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166051

you know the default
     knife pose when you see a spy?
That's it. Hong Kong cone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166052

The only kicker
     is how well that offense clicked
in the last few games.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166053

Not many of these
     are strictly downtown, but all
are pretty central.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166054

Other than Yorkshire,
     Perth is the best place to play
cricket in the world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166055

I wanted to see
     if anyone had something
extra they could add.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166056

your moms an expert
     in these cases ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^walked ^^^^^^^right
^^^^^^^into ^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^one Thanks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166057

So oh well. Do you
     have any idea why
he did what he did?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166058

I am glad." I set
     my pencil down and ready
myself for the test.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166059

You've got the courage,
     tell anyone who you think
will do anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166060

We love you even
     when we don't have a fucking
clue what you're saying!

Score: 0          

Haiku #166061

So you do, in fact,
     respect a woman's boundaries.
Niggers lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166062

The ace of diamonds
     is better after being
in a strippers butt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166063

The IRA doesn't.
     What's so hard to understand
about this concept?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166064

was this with the M's?
     Thank you so much! This one was
my favorite, by far.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166065

You can tell that guy
     was telling John to fucking
obliterate them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166066

I just use Ponds dry
     skin cream at night and it works
very well for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166067

Seriously, can
     we **please** stop fucking walking
Billy Hamilton?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166068

It happens in all
     walks of life that have nothing
to do with friendship.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166069

So why do you care
     if we have guns and will stand
against tyranny?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166070

It's crying I stand
     corrected Long slim neck, likes
to wear her hair up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166071

Also, I wrestled
     freestyle club with Phil "Mr
Wonderful" Davis.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166072

It doesn't matter
     whether the effect can be
done to the object.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166073

How many times did
     ships send rescue teams only
to have them recalled?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166074

Thank you for putting
     more effort into this than
I ever would have!

Score: 0          

Haiku #166075

DADDY That would be
     nice, but it would be very
hard to implement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166076

Honestly, don't waste
     your time with agencies if
you're just starting out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166077

Set up an attempt
     to break the world record ice
conga line That's mean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166078

If I moved, I hope
     I wouldn't regret it when
starting a family.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166079

I'm going to take
     someone's advice and not care
about those strange looks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166080

Unless it's a boat
     made for school kids rather than
adult lighty chicks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166081

Keep trying to be their
     friend instead of giving them
proper discipline.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166082

Hello, please, are those
     teeth hard and razor sharp or
soft and just for looks?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166083

Do you have a source
     for that having anything
to do with belief?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166084

Until they repent
     their actions, they will remain
in this position.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166085

Badgering, pleading,
     showing me this man and that?
I did nothing wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166086

I wish he paid $15k!
     The parts did cost over 3k.
A full sea of krill.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166087

If he was sleeping
     then he was at rest, and his
momentum was known.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166088

I'm good. It should be
     Thursday, that means it would be
FRIDAY SOON BITCHES!

Score: 0          

Haiku #166089

So fishes right when
     derrick ask what frankie heard
from the outsiders?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166090

What gave it away?
     Is it the smell? Because that's
Staten Island's fault.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166091

Can someone help me
     understand who is ISIS,
and why they matter?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166092

What I was thinking!
     OK here we go. Yep its
that old chestnut: guns.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166093

lol Shopping
     has nothing to do with why
profits are a tax.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166094

You would be surprised
     how vindictive some people
can be. Kill you? No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166095

or are there efforts
     being made to automate
these interactions?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166096

she tried telling me
     that it wasn't a big deal
and it was normal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166097

I won't be able
     to pay back the people who
work with pure bullion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166098

The social thing is
     challenging for her and comes
harder than learning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166100

And I feel awesome,
     there are many recipes
and samples out there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166101

I hope you enjoy!
     Tell that to my boss. He banned
the phrase in our store.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166102

Spoof your caller ID
     and call him as the police
in his area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166103

Definitely not
     planning on getting married
in the near future.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166104

Sigh. If you use use
     chrome and request the desktop
site, you can watch it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166105

I feel like an AE
     can't be too complicated
to fix~. Oh, sorry.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166106

I use a beauty
     blender, but I feel like I'm
going through it fast.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166107

Can't people see now
     what that evil shit does when
U inhale just once?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166108

All of the renders
     here are new and I cannot
find them anywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166109

I don't believe it,
     It would DEFINITELY turn
out wrong if I tried.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166110

Can I choose the woods
     I be buried in? And thanks
for the feedback! Yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166111

The program allows
     unemployment while in school
for **certain** majors.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166112

Seeing that guitar
     part in There There live sent chills
through my whole body.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166113

[deleted] Is there
     another computer you
can test the card in?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166114

It's worth having him
     checked in case somebody has
been missing their pal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166115

So I would assume
     any replaced fit chino
will do you just fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166116

Just say what they say.
     Build a little story or
canned conversations.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166117

Not having it done
     to them, but challenging them
to do it themselves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166118

I love that! I should
     definitely be posting
more often then huh?

Score: 0          

Haiku #166119

I think people are
     completely missing the point
in what he's saying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166120

Don't bring that shit up
     with women. Doesn't exist.
Just keep walking... Thanks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166121

All great artists steal.
     They get delivered to their
mailboxes in town.

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Haiku #166122

I can't really drop
     anchor on the docks, now can
I?" Oh, I agree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166123

thank you [And if you
     don't like that, I have other
thing you might enjoy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166124

photographer* Thanks
     for doing that Freeze banner
for us. It looks great!

Score: 0          

Haiku #166125

Carolyn Burnham:
     "Uh, whose car is that out front?"
Lester Burnham: "Mine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166126

[M] If I didn't know
     any better, I'd think you
were hitting on me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166127

I do the same thing
     except I watch the murders
(when applicable).

Score: 0          

Haiku #166128

I believe you are
     mistaking effort required
for value received.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166130

That is sort of like
     asking me not to kiss you
or play with your hair.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166131

That is the worst thing
     I've watched in long time. awful.
Jesus take the meal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166132

Before she even
     thinks about what she's doing,
she raises her hand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166133

You never have sex
     with her again and cut off
all contact. Asshole.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166134

Mano sniffed his way
     to the top and stopped seeing
the two fire benders.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166135

And this is very
     thoughtful and awesome of you
to did this for us!!

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Haiku #166136

And I have issues
     with soaps that dry me out, or
don't make me feel clean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166137

Are you into that?
     Come out to NOVA. That's where
I am. Come on dude!

Score: 0          

Haiku #166138

Why are we hitting
     the ball on the fucking ground
in Colorado?

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Haiku #166139

And fuck pity sex.
     Ill give her where has your dick
been all my life sex.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166140

Batman doesn't buy
     things with his parents' money.
His parents are dead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166141

Except for ISIS.
     Why else do they hide behind
their ~~slaves~~ women's skirts?

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