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I've been diagnosed
     for two years now and only
cook with cast iron.

Because kids are kids.
     Kids can elect not to poop
or pee on command.

Cool! That would be nice,
     and what I meant was that do
you see the main road?

TIL we invented
     parking sensors Hey, Did you
get it already?

It lets the chrome shine
     trough the black to get a black
mirror like finish.

Great news on both fronts!
     Oh wow, that's a really cool
bit of trivia!

BEST I would have been
     happy to watch you in just
your yoga outfit.

Sometimes, Good Guys can
     be alpha towards women they're
not interested in.

This post is racist
     because you want it to be
not because it is.

Starcraft can never
     be free to play, it is just
too easy to hack.

In my opinion,
     it's been the best Transformers
fiction ever told.

Part of me would just
     *love* to prohibit trust funds
and inheritance.

Getting blown up is
     not the end of all fun, it's
the start of the fun.

He didn't try to hide
     behind other people or
talk a bunch of shit.

Would I need to read
     the first book before or could
I start on this one?

He's not a health nut,
     just wants to eat tons of food
without getting fat.

Quite a bit of ways
     to go about it and most
are fairly easy.

If the latter, do
     you want something fluffy, sad
or contemplative?

However the most
     efficient thing is often
also the least fun.

And leave it at that.
     Ugly is a subjective
term, don't use that word.

Is there something I'm
     missing, or are there any
tips you can give me?

Am I the only
     person that genuinely
likes and enjoys Bing?

What kind of parents
     allow their children to go
throw rocks at soldiers.

I still need to, but
     apparently some of those
characters pop up.

He was released from
     Shao Kahn's will (or something like
that) once he was killed.

We can try again
     later if you want *Do you
hear the people sing?

Who the fuck are you
     to tell them their life is *wrong*.
You are nobody.

I've seen others post
     that exact comment without
being sarcastic.

The flex your rights site
     is a good starting resource.
Are you serious?

Also I wonder
     how much the stream is gonna
spam "use tackle though".

They fly in and drown
     and attempt to lay eggs there
instead of elsewhere.

And as you mentioned,
     actually reading all the text
helped me plan ahead.

This community
     should just go ahead and make
cargos cool to wear.

I agree, having
     too many of one weapon
type makes the game stale.

They are cheaper than
     the Pocket Wizard but still
seem to work okay.

I think it was more
     about obsession rather
than dedication.

Third idea is
     the easiest, but also
the biggest cop out.

I just love how there
     are so many different ways
the game can be played!

We're not just talking
     about butch women, who get
their fair share of shit.

I don't have the same
     problem with rogue and warrior
PCs. ...just how jacked?

Hope this helps! Try not
     to make the broad statement "is
X better than Y?"

She's an animal
     so doesn't understand whats
going on right now.

I pay 30/month for them
     to represent me in court
to fight each ticket.

The Truck was rarely
     beaten in battles of strength.
Are you crazy dude?

Flicking through the book,
     my mum found an autograph
and note from her mum.

I guess I'm asking
     what language you develop
in for mobile apps.

Fifty million dead
     Italians just rolled over
in their graves. Perfect.

I know most the cards
     but I can't make out the names
for the other ones..

Some of them probably
     do, but it probably wasn't
the same elephant.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

The camera button
     and water resistance are
very, very cool.

They will fill their "rooms"
     with crap and are too lazy
to "organize" them.

I would have told her
     to keep the extra dollar,
make her feel like shit.

Will you stay in our
     back pocket while we recruit
better players though?

Canberra itself
     will get behind any team
as long as it wins.

"How did I escape?
     With difficulty. How did
I plan this moment?

The baby will get
     into a rhythm and you'll
notice the pattern.

Basically, man, you
     gotta be the change you want
to see in the world.

In Sweden it is
     all mans right to move around
freely in the woods.

I literally can't
     comprehend how people like
this even exist.

This isn't a prank!
     The amazing thing isn't
the fact he's alive.

For sharks fans this is
     more like being a jewish
kid on christmas eve.

He'll you an extra
     gram if you let him stick his
finger in your ass.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Had mine for two years
     and the arm finally broke
off of them last week.

It will get better
     you just have to hang in there
and hope for the best.

Fables in general
     are tough to kill, and Bigby
is [stronger than most.

They have no formal
     management or hierarchy,
and no job titles.

Well we're not going
     to get an answer tonight.
Don't stress over it.

According to some
     sources, but there are others
he was a Breton.

I held onto mine.
     [deleted] How do people
get these kind of shots?

More like fantasy
     adventure occasional
horror elements.

So funny :p looks
     nice though, is that like a gem
or something in it?

Indians prefer
     growing just a few cities
to massive sizes.

There are as many
     shades of sexuality
as there are people.

The only difference
     is the age of the human
being who is killed.

Adding stubble sounds
     like a great idea though.
Thanks for your advice!

I don't normally temp
     because we aren't trying right now,
and I don't sleep well.

Yup, definitely
     didn't need that emergency
therapy at all.

I'm not arguing
     that you have done your research
and found your answers.

Old lab reports show
     I should have been diagnosed
five years earlier.

Was this a project
     pinto that you road tested?
What was going on?

Yes it does, maybe
     your controller is messed up
or something Confirmed.

Sundays, I sit down
     with the all the local ads
and see what's on sale.

This is a FEW if
     statements and will not take much
processing power.

[deleted] I don't
     want you to talk, Mr. Bond.
I want you to die.

I moved to the straight
     mill in order to round out
the decks usefulness.

Most people who are
     struggling to earn a buck can't
afford brand new things.

Margaret Atwood wrote
     [an excellent article
for Slate on the book.

Christianity
     in general does not make claims
that can be disproved.

I would give it some
     time but what if they still feel
this way, down the road?

Then again, I love
     the French so it's like losing
against your brother.

Unfortunately,
     it remains their best album
to me. **Portugal.

That way when someone
     suggests it the idea
would be shut down. No.

Since you know this quote
     off the top of your head, you
must like this a lot!

All issues should be
     solved with thing either moving
fast or blowing up.

noise or a straight NO!
     I think this video could
help, specially the end.

Having met a few
     Rangers, this is sadly not
uniformly true.

Sometimes parents need
     time to sort through it themselves.
Be patient with her.

They should only lose
     two more regular season
matches at the most.

That's just absurd Same
     with Tim Gunn and his sister.
Wait, are you Tim Gunn?

I'm not your pal, guy!
     to be perfectly honest,
it's that way with me.

They are separate things.
     Sentence structure can sometimes
form part of grammar.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

They made their point long
     ago and make money from
the things they highlight.

Championship on
     Sunday. They have *water stores*
in California?

[deleted] that runs
     the risk of overcooking
and losing moisture...

I love the titled
     tile pieces used for the robe.
You are a warrior!

I can't wait until
     the day you both find out you
work for the same firm.

Boys are spoiled, while girls
     have to make themselves useful
since they are little.

I appreciate
     the effort at quality
information here.

you mean the only
     type of rap An elephant.
An African one.

I didn't know about
     the blocks and it certainly
makes it easier.

Kramer was also
     great and looked like he had been
playing from the start.

Frankly, I was just
     innocently responding
to the guys comment.

They need to take hits
     from people who are getting
stronger and stronger.

Once I'm done I'll let
     you have a peek, but until
then just ease off, chief.

Oh you're right Melo
     was about to sign but then
he saw this and left.

Many parents don't
     know what's best for their children,
believe it or not.

Reading some blurbs on
     his other books, I'm getting
that impression too.

[deleted] Of course
     I'll take it! Just in a few
hours since I need sleep.

those numbers may be
     small compared to wired, but that's
to be expected.

But in the end those
     billions of barrels turned out
to be about 600m.

[deleted] ##Sorry
     I had time to spare and did
just that. No problem.

I know how you feel
     about wanting to just get
up and work again.

where the two wings meet,
     there was the main desk and two
"activity" rooms.

What's so bad about
     telling a girl she's pretty?
It's a compliment.

I'm just kinda shy
     and I have anxiety
about rejection.

People do nothing
     but harm their own sexual
health by doing so.

I can't imagine
     anything worse than going
through a black thorn hedge.

Well, first off you should
     know that rivers don't go from
ocean to ocean.

That little mother
     fucker is gonna askin
for all sorts of milk.

That's an inward deal
     and something you feel, nothing
wrong with that. But race?

The real question is,
     why are women completely
unaware of this?

And yeah, I'm really
     looking forward to the new
party join option.

I have friends selling
     their shit so they buy some weed
instead of working.

I am not, never
     did, and I really don't know
where you're getting that.

Honestly, grades don't
     matter for shit, at least not
in The Netherlands.

It's not that I get
     things particularly cheap
here in Australia.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Yes, they can't refuse
     legal tender or else you
could get the debt cleared.

And Coke and Taco
     Bell went to the Catholic church
down the road from me.

War is by humans,
     for humans, and dogs don't choose
to become involved.

They have to hang far
     enough away from your cold
body to keep warm?

Hell yea!! Meet up! Cash.
     It's been so long since I've had
cash, it's so useless.

i can physically
     play the guitar but i can't
do it well. Thank God.

Like if they were all
     bald you wouldn't be able
to tell them apart.

[deleted] I still
     don't really get what point you
are trying to make here?

Just post your content
     and tweet about, they should get
enough hits that way.

But they are supposed
     to KNOW that my absolute
favorite fetish is......

Half the time i don't
     even know who directed
or wrote it either.

So everyone will
     do more damage the more you
can keep on target.

It's not up to us
     to put up a new banner,
it's up to the Knicks.

Same here. Good thing is
     I think this is a fairly
common position!

I feel like I need
     that dance to be perfect, if
that makes any sense.

Also, cult British
     novelist Robert Rankin
is well worth a look.

But oh well, there you
     go just blindly attacking
Riot. Typical.

Jessica Ryan
     I think, no idea where
the clip is from though.

And the Color Board
     takes some getting used to, but
is quite powerful.

This doesn't even
     include any taxation
laws and of the like.

I have quick access
     to everything with my thumb
and index finger.

Wait until your is
     about to window open,
then think about it.

It's just another
     layer of mutually
assured destruction.

As replied below
     you, its a real game even
in tournaments now.

There's a comment I'd
     submitted some days ago
in regards to this.

However, as soon
     as I get to the hotel,
the shit starts flying.

I do the same thing
     essentially, everytime
yet results vary.

"Not for a wedding.
     Not for a funeral, not
even your own. Church.

You could try either,
     you'll want to eventually
read both anyway.

Hope so. My doge is
     gonna be *ballin* Then you
didn't listen enough.

Combat is designed
     in such a way that it's no
longer point and click.

Look at how Ed Lee
     bends over backwards for big
name tech companies.

That line also caught
     my eye, either worded wrong
or plain stupid change.

How is this funny.
     Up votes for the cat!' why thank
you Side bar, check it.

I don't think saying
     "two per week" is really fair.
You can't beat yourself.

And the airflow is
     only on one side on mine.
Because they're stupid.

I'm simply saying
     that, even if you do make
plans, things can go wrong.

Introducing more
     garlic into my diet
was also major.

But they're insisting
     that they're "leading authentic
lives" or whatever.

Pretty tame, except
     for the very large orgy
that began the book.

Walking around town
     with this on your face is not
that situation.

Nowadays it's once
     formidable armor is
much less impressive.

Well definitely
     not looking for the final
closeup of his face.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD
     IM LEGIT CRYING. LIKE TEARS
STREAMING DOWN MY FACE.

The other thing Our
     own announcer was all like
"why are they leaving?

People on this sub
     seem to think it is a slight
at Europe or France.

Do some serious
     rock climbing bro that'll get
your finger strength up.

Speech writer doesn't
     understand evolution
My boss believes this.

Arent Mercedes
     and Ferrari the only
true works teams right now?

Are you not going
     to wait for the sentencing?
Most of the world is.

We can have sex, but
     rubbing her booty on me
is too much? Uh, right....

Bob (not sure about
     Slob) also has the longest
range jab in the game.

At least mining you
     can get via smelting ores.
Its a good movie.

They effectively
     became what they were making
the movie about.

Thank you. [deleted]
     It honestly makes it more
fun and interesting.

well crap I just did
     two metal runs yesterday
before this came out.

You won't need more since
     vehicles render at 800m.
What state are you in?

I think, at this point
     in both of your lives, you're not
what the other needs.

Does he just drink beer,
     or does he enjoy a stiff
drink from time to time?

You're one of the more
     common posters around here;
you should know the rules.

How? I was doing
     front flips on a bed and kept
landing on my butt.