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A lady came up
     to me in the express lane
just the other day.

A lot of our on
     campus apartments were built
for housing athletes.

Kanye can *pretend*
     he never heard *Fantastic
Damage*, though. feel what?

The blue is superb.
     As is the gold. Just depends
on the mood you're in.

The other teacher
     got fired and they brought me
in really quickly.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Then he walks away.
     "Floor?" My pit boss walks over
and asks what happened.

*He gives you a small
     kiss on the neck and pulls you
into an embrace.

Made you look! I've been
     called both but I'm probably more
one than the other.

Either way the cop
     was outgunned by a combat
experienced vet.

The teams also play
     at the field on Milwaukee
Street by Radar Hill.

The video did
     not record him as saying
he is super poor.

Yeah but usually
     when power goes up price goes
up dramatically.

Watch this video
     and tell me it doesn't look
like he gets elbowed.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Good call. Fuck that stick.
     [deleted] I second what
she said. Omg.

It's up to congress
     to create and pass a law
that implements this.

I walked through my yard
     the other day and didn't think
anything of it.

Just like that movie.
     This is about the point where
you ask for a raise.

Monopolies are
     perfectly OK as long
as it's not abused.

Amelia pond, put
     on you trousers See that guy.
He probably has friends.

These scare my family
     and fiance, as they see
my eyes go "empty".

[deleted] Have you
     tried the physical menu
button on your s3?

We aren't discussing
     chain logic, we aren't even
discussing results.

Drinking. Muttering.
     I walked up the driveway. "You
Charles Porter?" I said.

And pulled the trigger.
     The wind was knocked out of me,
and I fell backwards.

Nope. You pull the pin
     but don't release the lever
until you let go.

Ask your gym to buy
     the plates, or buy them yourself
and bring them with you.

I'd think that some trend
     would exist, and if not, would
like to know why not.

Anyway, I think
     there is a specific way
to dispose of this.

The one from Punch Out
     and the one from Donkey Kong
are pretty different.

I like it! It is
     unacceptable, but it's
way less dangerous.

When we were in high
     school, she was killed in a drunk
driving accident.

could you give me some
     examples of watching porn
in a healthy way?

Now I make sure I'm
     super careful when shaving
around my eyebrows.

Occasionally you'd
     have to duck, as the water
went flying by you.

They like to enforce
     unwritten rules like stealing
when up big It Worked!

[deleted] probably
     off in some tree fort having
the time of his life.

What was she supposed
     to take away from the song?
Don't get molested?

I'm just responding
     to a post saying the group
wasn't really hard.

My cousin goes up
     near there to work on the oil
rig pretty often.

But, either way I've
     always swallowed, so I guess
I would say I do.

Life is wonderful.
     Life is one of the biggest
gifts, the Earth can give.

I'll be waking up
     early tomorrow and start
the initial push.

He went full retard.
     [deleted] :P Kentucky
Route Zero, FEZ, Braid.

Both sides need to be
     listened to, unless one side
is without merit.

Reads like a Daniel
     Tosh joke LOL So he's
celebrating them?

You're the cheap bastard
     that didn't pay for a headstone..
What law did they break?

I would dare say no
     Slayer album has ever
been underrated.

Ugh. Play some board games
     with them, ranging from uno
to monopoly.

But I know they're not
     for everyone so it would
be a hard sell. No?

If the betray cost
     was paid then *effect* happens.
Yep, I have that too.

I got a real kick
     out of the fact that someone
bothered to code that.

When she cancels plans
     with you last minute to hang
out with someone else.

you know none of these
     people personally so you
cant make that statement.

This is sadly true.
     [deleted] I laughed so hard
at this for so long.

Germans are the most
     soulless pieces of human
scum on this planet.

But I want to keep
     the Maple in there somehow.
It's because it is.

You are already
     awareness, without the need
to make anything.

That and he said Ted
     was the only one making
sense in a reply.

Human life is all
     about narrative, and myth
is grand narrative.

But again, one way
     to success does not preclude
alternative paths.

try it my way, if
     you don't like it better do
what makes you happy!

Your tax rate will be
     significantly higher
than previous jobs.

:D How would someone
     go about getting a job
on a ship like this?

I can't remember
     the last time I cried before
I watched that. Right? RIGHT??

Craft it. Im not sure
     who hopped on the pool but thanks
for coming along.

I ran into you
     again on one of these threads
without knowing it!

And lastly, turning
     someone into a Llama
when they abuse chat.

Edit: I forgot
     to add, have you considered
grad school in Korea?

Take care and thank you!
     Yep. Saw it in the same place
while playing tonight.

That being said, yes,
     what you feel is quite common
and to that extent.

It's fun. If you don't
     want to get hit, move five feet
to your left or right.

SO glad you joined us!
     Welcome!! It's all a viral
marketing campaign.

Would you say they are
     being treated with respect
and equality?

We can cut him next
     year if he doesn't play well
(I think he'll play well.)

tint laws apply where
     the car is registered NOT
where it is located.

Basically, just be
     in close contact with the pros
about what they think.

In my view, it feels
     like you're flipping around where
these issues come from.

Is it possible
     to put a list of the songs
here in the comments?

In that one moment
     we were closer than ever,
then it was over.

Being the stupid
     boy I was, I decided
to test the thing out.

EV train dat special
     attack a d he (or she)
does some awesome work!!

Even when you don't
     want it, you have to want it.
Sounds stupid, I know.

I have a cousin
     that works for the Ohio
attorney general.

Plenty of righteous
     strikers you could swoop that would
pair well.. I'm Oprah.

He sent his army
     to capture the mad brother
and his followers.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

This guy just wasn't
     being very observant.
This should be a card.

I'm getting very
     conflicting answers on what
I can and can't do.

Discussion isn't
     the only reason for votes.
Exposure is too.

It's natural, you can
     get it in pill form or you
can get it in tea.

They're trying to shut down
     most of the clubs and keep them
in one area.

Was an expensive
     trip for sure, but totally
worth it. Beautiful.

We are told they are
     the bad guys and they are told
we are the bad guys.

Move to Canada
     once I get my licence Can
you back that claim up?

What if the guy wants
     to date or marry someone
else after she leaves?

Therefore you would be
     losing acceleration
and gaining nothing.

If you see no way
     your words or actions could cause
suffering, speak or act.

Pickle in a cup
     [deleted] I have to ask...
do you like your job?

Right! I actually used
     to work in one for about
three and a half months.

Isn't it a smart
     thermostat because it does
more than just sit there?

Good for you. I hope
     your recovery continues
to be smooth sailing!

If that shotgun were
     your penis, you could call me
Ernest Hemingway.

Over the long term,
     you will be better off by
staying invested.

An equivalent
     I can thing of would be some
religious athlete.

[deleted] Thanks, I'm
     guessing this will be the one.
Now, which time of year?

They pay no tax, get
     cheap fuel, and pay shit wages
to their employees.

My condolences,
     a good animal friend is
hard to get over.

I feel like I live
     in this photo now I just
spent so much time there.

Chuck still loves to climb,
     and I still spar with him once
and a while for laughs.

Then let justice be
     served in whatever means are
deemed necessary.

He killed an evil
     man in the service of good.
Was it moral? No.

Every team except
     Philly. There were other cheats
probably enabled.

My take on the bride
     theory is it will be Maude
from the theater.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

He is becoming
     the scapegoat while his health is
failing rapidly.

He sat on a bench
     in the corner reading his
paper every day.

He was there today.
     I never asked him for help
but he had offered.

The shot was silenced
     but it cut through the air, through
the tv noises.

Make the character
     perform a grapple, then throw
for the next action.

I might be able
     to put your problems in more
context knowing this.

Its the leafs syndrome
     Coffee or tea with creamer.
THERE GOES MAH HERO!

It's my preference, but
     also the one I have heard
the most raves about.

There's no one who'd like
     to listen to me or like
to know how I feel.

Might I trouble you
     for an explanation on
what it does for me?

From that point, the dock
     worker says the same to no
every time they meet.

But I've been watching
     since I was twelve, and by god
I will see the end.

Just like in Mortal
     Kombat. Not like anyone.
But he didn't shed tears.

I am a police
     officer, I have a son,
a dog and a wife.

But when it happens,
     its like some kicked the chair legs
out from under you.

Source: I fucked my life
     up and my parents were right.
This is a great post.

You can almost see
     the tears streaming down their face
as they mod this down.

They are a handful.
     Frozen Synapse So that's what
the Harlem Shake is.

He may or may not
     be worried about this club.
Or he may not care.

Also, sometimes you
     aren't an introvert, sometimes
you're just an asshole.

I think if it was
     made of wood I wouldn't be
freaked out Home alone.

Someone paid a shit
     load of money for that thing
in the mid nineties.

typically cute is
     the compliment that i go
for, but not in bed.

Plus the EV training
     takes the fun out of the game
for me. Too much work.

I seldom have felt
     the regret I have felt right
after clicking that.

Also Trax, light rail
     that has several lines around
the salt lake valley.

It's just quantity
     and frequency that sets them
apart from the rest.

Evidence of dark
     matter (if it proves to be
so) is huge! It'll pass.

[deleted] What if
     I told you that you don't know
how to use commas?

I love a day where
     I don't even need to change
or even get up.

Not a single threat
     anyplace, no matter what
rock we look under.

[deleted] I guess
     if it feels fine to you then
that's all that matters!

The "adult" in you
     feels somehow responsible
about the whole thing.

There's a little thing,
     it says swipe aga-- no, you
still didn't do it right.

Charlie and Dave are
     still calling the game if you
have a radio.

Don't tease me like that,
     Rendon [deleted] No his
ears look dumb as fuck.

I guess "hobby drone"
     and "military drone" would
be appropriate.

The retail price is
     the price that a retail store
sells the product for.

But only last year
     people were saying we were
cursed for banning him.

Because I'm lazy
     and no one wanted to do
anything with me.

I don't know the whole
     story here but honestly
this sounds terrible.

mob He can believe
     that god created science
and medicine though.

I don't understand
     how this makes you feel that you
need feminism.

That kid is gonna
     be an asshole Lol
you are one dumb kid.

They may look and feel
     silly but your core will be
so strong afterwards.

I'd just pick the gems
     up when you've gathered a few
at once or something.

What really changes
     the game is the process node
the chips are built with.

I love her crappy
     english, but I hate that it's
not 2D anymore.

Does anyone else
     think Cody is totally
creepy as Star Dust?

Came home from a rave
     after I had all the drugs
out of my system.

Is there any way
     to make sure you won't be watched
or interrupted?

I could be over
     thinking this but I would do
something similar.

Don't worry about
     giving her more space, just don't
bring it up again.

I'm a Virginian
     transplant in California,
going on four years.

They could either turn
     those picks or keep them and trade
Waiters and Thompson.

Apparently he's
     bitten people in matches
in the past. Guess what...

Just get it to where
     Mauer has another chance
to sac bunt, I guess.

**Edit:** Nevermind,
     someone else sent me a trade
offer already.

Just so's ya know if
     you try to kill it you won't
get all the babies.

You should be happy.
     Have fun with the girlfriend, bro!
WE KNOW, YOU ASSHOLE.

Thank you, so, so much!
     Wow that's actually what I am
looking for. Thank you!

I know people think
     I was being "euphoric"
with my "God's thoughts" quote.

Now all the sudden
     you have someone who needs you
to be there for them.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

I knew this merely
     by the concept which playing
soccer represents.

Why does no one care
     when I get called "cracker" or
"breeder"? It's bullshit.

If you don't enjoy
     the game anymore then why
would you still play it?

You make it worse by
     worrying about it, just
smoke and roll with it.

I snapped back into
     the real world, and the creature
gently put me down.

and their giving up
     one pick, not two. Want to trade?
I just want to win.

Already added
     you Didn't buy, manufacture,
trade or sell it right?

Owning a standard
     capacity magazine
isn't a crime, yet.

all i had to do
     was restore it but it worked!
you're the man!!! I know.

No offense. You can't
     just insult people then say
no offense Bobby.

The unfortunate
     fact is that those cost freedom
more often than not.

Eyes frantically searched
     the ground finally landing
on her tiny friend.

So if your angle
     is off, the blade might not be
contacting your hair.

Since reading this post,
     I felt like I really had
to watch the movie.

My room mate thinks I'm
     doing it in my sleep or
just making it up.

No rush. [deleted]
     Did I say he was? Do more!
Always love DaS art.

The glowing red ball.
     That makes all the enemies
nearby attack you.

Build that up-- male or
     female --and people will be
attracted to you.

Thank you very much!
     Im in High School, 11th grade
here in New Zealand.

If you want a good
     argument, suggesting its
nature is lousy.

But the Riddler is
     also one of the hardest
characters to cast.