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But... how did Elsa
     turn from a snowman into
the "black haired woman"?

Congratulations,
     I'm sure you'll look amazing
on your wedding day!

I could possibly
     go for a guy who has had
addiction problems.

Seems to depend on:
     Day of the week. Mondays are
the worst where I work.

If you can't handle
     that, then you have no business
living by yourself.

I'm better with tank,
     stall and support monsters than
offensive bombers.

She's only six months
     old, though, so the full effects
are left to be seen.

I don't think staying
     in her marriage, though, would be
"owning the mistake."

My longest shower
     is probably after I thought
I would kill myself.

I know I'm too weak
     to actually do something though.
Lets be honest here.

If you're hearing some
     decent grinding its probably
time to replace them.

Did anyone else
     read this in a hillbilly
accent in their head?

This is just a bad
     prediction to be honest.
Sorry to hear that.

Added, please add back!
     Thanks! I wish you could actually
do this in the game.

it is possible
     to heal, but it is hard work.
believe in yourself.

I could always use
     juice thanks Hey you finally
got toilet paper!

Thanks for the advice.
     I'm a multiplayer guy.
Added, please add back!

If you get caught, you
     take your citation to them,
and they pay the fine!

I had that same thought
     in the middle of reading
the above comment.

I'm happy to say
     I didn't listen to that guy.
Respect her wishes.

He should at least be
     banned for the rest of the World
Cup, if not for life.

Please explain these perks
     that correspond with paid leave
from your employer.

It doesn't matter
     what the response is, you're not
going to read it.

Western) is all but
     useless in understanding
the world we live in.

[deleted] He hangs
     out with the straight legs and trains
with them during drills.

It happened. You can't
     say "oh well Portugal just
played bad". Yes they did.

"Shut up and finish
     the meal, I don't care if you
like it!" The mom said.

How could the world go
     back to the way it was when
so much bad happened?

Thanks a lot. No need
     to be sorry, nothing you
said was insulting.

Eddie Van Halen
     would often tune his b string
flat for this purpose.

Puts some of your own
     bad days into perspective.
[deleted] I'm in!

A. as well. I see
     the two strong hairs on the right
side of the node now.

Still not a won run.
     Looks like a hotel room I'd
love to join you in.

thanks for replying,
     i actually have been in his
position before.

Actually, this pretty
     much guarantees I'm staying
away from there. Ties.

It'll keep your cables
     in far better condition
for a lot longer.

So everytime you
     run over a hose, Bill is
probably getting paid.

I can't think of Suh
     as anything else other
than Kung Suh Panda.

If you don't respect
     his opinion, why do you
want to marry him?

Fuck yes Yep! Do pink
     roses, black roses, and blue
pansies sound alright?

Imagine driving
     that distance to get to Busch!
He got him this time.

Wither sucks too, but
     imo, it's the unbroken
version of infect.

Have no idea
     about blizzard, never played
anything from them.

looks like it to me
     My trap senses are tingling...
Those belly feathers!

Someone else asked me
     the same question. Ugly? Yeah.
Weak? Lol no.

I felt like they were
     just trying to hard to replace
Brock and it didn't work.

For all our vaunted
     intelligence, we just can't
seem to get past it.

they can always try.
     Oh believe me... I'm standing
at full attention.

But I should have known
     to leave him alone, that dog
simply didn't like kids.

Hiding in plain sight.
     You don't? It isn't. Wax strips
are where it's at, girl!

I am learning just
     because you can hit something
doesn't mean you should.

take vitamin b6
     and vitamin b12 and drink
apple juice i guess?

Put that race card back
     in your pocket, it doesn't
belong in this deck.

oh fuck you but you
     were still well enough to go
to a bbq?

our team would become
     5x more handsome. No homo.
Okay, a little.

And the actual work
     location could be changing
from month to month too.

Can we stop having
     this same comment in every
single transfer thread?

You don't have to use
     demeaning terms like "town pump"
to describe them, though.

It's good, but in some
     ways evil eye is better
when you can use it.

What kinds did you brew
     with them if you remember.
Any all grain brews?

I guarantee there
     are plenty of things you know
better than they do.

How about you do
     you have any work you would
be willing to share?

At four and a half
     months, we hang out and she falls
asleep with a smile.

Dear Diary, They keep
     not letting me in the game.
I just want to pitch.

I just want to be
     in the game but they hate me.
I don't understand.

I can tell you one
     thing, neither of these players
will be on my team.

I love that they are
     so lazy when they fight, pounce,
then lay on the ground.

Comedy is not
     necessary to convey
my point: fuck that guy.

Hello and Welcome
     hopefully you will be called
for interview soon!

Why do you hate me?
     Alright, just let me know when
you have me added!

Any footwear is
     fair game my friend. Seconded.
That's so creepy man!!

I wanted one more,
     but I figured my body
wouldn't allow it.

Looks good though! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^fuck ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^you
     I always thought grom was just
about skill level.

Eternal Darkness!
     Your controller is unplugged
Eternal Darkness!

Your controller is
     unplugged Eternal Darkness!
Eternal Darkness!

Eternal Darkness!
     But you don't know how they were
when they first started.

Kudos OP. They just
     claimed him "untouchable" Why
do you hate freedom?

It rides very well
     for the price. Better than stock.
Still have stock struts though.

And that is *fucked up*.
     Pretty sure you can just drop
the class and take 150A.

I enjoyed playing
     with you tex, don't be stranger
on Mumble! Yeah, right?

*I raise an eyebrow
     at you before smirking* There
is no magic word.

That is amazing.
     I'm so happy you've found things
to work for you! Rain?

I'm so happy you've
     found things to work for you! Rain?
In Colorado?

It's okay they can't
     take away my like karma
and that's what counts.... Right?

OP is the douche bag.
     The kids fucked up but they didn't
know how wrong it was.

Am actually headed
     back into town tomorrow
for the holidays.

Can you explain what
     you mean by it so we're not
talking in circles?

It's like what the hell
     do I have to do to get
some help around here.

There were black people
     who thought they were better off
under slavery.

Get Kah in there too.
     Maybe he's going to help
the Marlins win now.

Sauerkraut day YAY
     She was Pete Campbell's neighbor's
au pair, by the way.

Overall I see
     this having very little
impact overall.

Perhaps we never
     really grow out of building
things then smashing them.

[deleted] No it's
     still available He knew
he was in trouble.

In mint condition.
     Sony didn't do anything
wrong in the first place.

You can't just decide
     to leave your car in the road
as long as you want.

And what exactly
     did your dad do on the job?
I loved the art too!

He just invaded
     this man's property and then
ended the dog's life.

South bay When you say
     play music, do you mean you
play an instrument?

"It's me... it's Charlie.
     Charlie Murphy?" Suddenly,
his eyes became wet.

Check out my other
     replies and edit and you
may get more insight.

[deleted] How else
     will you know how cool I am?
[deleted] This guy!

God Himself isn't
     someone we can quantify,
in any respect.

There are too many
     denominations to use
this blanket statement.

I can give advice,
     or if yummy want a quack,
you can have that too.

Play video games.
     This seems odd, but you may take
enjoyment in them.

Also, why does Wes
     have a white strip on his face????
IMAGINE THE ART!

I think we also
     should have how long stuns last on
screen for Clarity!

Spawned dudes carrying
     barrels, who would run into
stuff and blow them up!

More food, better mates,
     better tools,, more luxury,
better living space.

[deleted] Sadly,
     Valve is already getting
the satisfaction.

Sure, I could choose not
     to use these products at all,
but I don't. Thank you.

That is different then
     opposing legislation
that would grant a right.

Edit: also, Vance
     McDonald, for what that's worth.
You know my feelings.

Shame you can't do bloods
     in your state but if these are
valid these are great.

Let me know what you
     think of Velocity CA
He got burnt alright.

You know, pretty much
     everything ends badly if
you're patient enough.

I think the British
     flag and the Confederate
flag look the coolest.

Hope its just a cyst!
     Goblet press. Your feelings are
quite close to my own.

All the roads and paths
     from the beach were all inclined
with shops lining them.

Can't alienate them
     brick and mortars after all.
I'd keep my disk though.

Well you just started
     so right now it should be fine.
Don't get lazy though.

Wow! That's the same cheat
     code for Counter Strike to make
your gun auto aim.

Huge, grotesque figures
     slipped from beneath the bright blue
light of the portal.

Because I had tried
     to hurt others, it told me,
now I was nothing.

Just let me know when
     you're ready to trade, and once
again no hurry.

Yeah man that's Lucas.
     Ness ain't Lucas My mother
did that with a cake.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Who said anything
     about driving faster than
the flow of traffic?

It's not even fair
     when that McDonald's coke just
tastes so delicious.

How would they know I'm
     not using it to create
commercial assets?

you just blew my mind
     Creepy random character
that can't act for shit.

If you want to link
     to an article, just link
directly to it.

Western) is all but
     useless in understanding
the world we live in.

Spoken language is
     itself modulated by
visual inputs.

Fold the sides over
     the filling and roll TIGHTLY
like a burrito.

For those of you who
     prefer a more delicate,
light taste in your mouth.

We should think about
     doing some winning tonight
and in the future.

That might help cut down
     on the anxiety on
test day a little.

I don't understand
     how this area isn't
teaming with tourists.

[deleted] It takes
     forever to make a quilt....
Labor of love man.

Your opinion does
     not remotely contribute
to the discussion.

This "tattoo" thing has
     been going on for a few
thousand years too long!

The evil Elsa
     transformed from the snow figure
that Elsa summoned.

Speeding it up takes
     some of it away for me.
I like harder games.

I would actually say
     take a peek at your mother's
family on this one.

We look young and get
     really judgmental stares when
we're out in public.

And I can't do much,
     but if you want help, I can
always try to help.

That guy isn't one.
     Good recruiting means you don't
end up with square pegs.

it always bugged me
     to just see that much water
going down the drain.

Not last year it didn't!
     Purdue concrete canoe is
making a comeback!

Inconceivable!
     If I were you, I wouldn't
even invite her.

Thanks for the warning.
     This is what I use and all
I can recommend.

Indeed. It never
     seems to be "when I'm behind
the game lets me win".

Try just saying "That's
     really not my thing, but I'll
do it once for you".

Aside from dogma,
     what have you used as inputs
to this conclusion?

Bye. What? No I'm sure
     I'm not going to rape her.
Wait you mean Karen?

fuck bees they always
     sting me if anyone has
requests, comment them.

He knows more about
     managing a baseball team
than any of us.

Or you should just say
     what you mean instead of trying
to be sarcastic.

This is kind of where
     Jim Carrey kind of hit his
90s comedic peak...

also how many
     times did you win when you got
in with the worst hand?

It was disgusting,
     but I couldn't look away.
"I'm sorry... I don't.

If you can pop him
     into the air, he's pretty
easy combo food.

Not sure if this is
     how you envisioned it but
I gave it a shot!

I think the mild heart
     attack made the pizza rolls
taste that much better.

Maybe when your LO
     is older you both can pick
out a new kitty?

I've added you It's
     that time of the month, so it's
all forgiven, right?

Reality will
     bring on the rest of his well
deserved wake up call.

They can already
     reflect arrow shots even
though they are not spells.

If you *always* need
     hand holding then you're a net
drain on the team's time.

He was applying
     to fast food places and stores
like Hobby Lobby.

He wouldn't do it.
     He moved in with his parents.
I just don't get it.

I'm really looking
     forward to college starting
back up in the fall.

"this, guys, is a gold
     mine" or "this guy's a gold mine"
Oh, I bet you could.

It sounds like you might
     be experiencing some
withdrawal symptoms.

I agree... I'm not
     sure that it's fake, but I want
to believe it is.

But if you plan on
     teaching her logical then
give up, that won't work.

You don't need to point.
     You can use your words. This is
really amazing.

while touching your arm.
     Then she'll feel you get harder
and giggle a bit.

[deleted] Thank you
     friend, thank you, thank you, thank you,
and thank you again.

Cleaning dog shit is
     infinitely less gross than
wiping baby ass.

Thanks for the heads up!
     Do you have a suggestion
for a monitor?

I still have the egg,
     I'd like it to be hatched still.
I have added you.

He scribbled out some
     last notes and passed away from
his head injury.

Later they found his
     body in the cave fairly
close to the entrance.

They are pretty off
     the wall, and you will either
love them or hate them.

Actual person or
     literal translation gone
wrong (you defeated!)?

Thanks! I love Chef John!
     I've watched all his videos.
Why are you so cute.

So my answer is,
     make the stuff out of what you
have lying around.

[deleted] I sent
     you a request What do you
like that isn't new?

*my being I think
     i'm going to die, my cheeks
and sides hurt so much!!

That ended quickly
     when I tried to talk to her
and she shut me down.

Once was a random
     encounter, with a person
that she never met.

Thanks. So Honda's seems
     to be called 'Pro Honda Chain
Lube With White Graphite'.

Then I scotch tape some
     smarties to the back to seal
the deal. You're welcome.

She said I guy was
     hitting on her and talking
about her "thick thighs".

When I submitted
     the article, the title
was what I had there.

There's overlap here,
     but that's less of a factor
than you seem to think.

My son has blond hair.
     I have brown eyes, wife has green,
soon has icy blue.

Is it yours by chance..?
     And a pretty fucking good
supporting cast too.