Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #155689

We have Spanish, French,
     Chinese, and Latin and our
school isn't too small.

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Haiku #155690

~~Are you in the US?~~
     I saw the American
flag in the picture.

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Haiku #155692

That's how they do it.
     is this the bluebird accounts?
i considered them.

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Haiku #155693

It looks like you can't
     select the next button on
each page but you can.

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Haiku #155694

She should check them out!
     Not *everything* in pole will
irritate the wrists.

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Haiku #155695

I never eat sweet
     potatoes and I very
rarely eat mushrooms.

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Haiku #155696

wearing a single
     article of clothing is
"flaunting your beliefs"?

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Haiku #155697

Now that I have more
     experience I feel like
I can own projects.

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Haiku #155698

We do not rent them
     individually, only
through our freight agent.

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Haiku #155699

Also would be great
     to get off the ground at night
to avoid zombies.

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Haiku #155700

If you have a set
     timeline, then put your money
in low risk assets.

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Haiku #155701

If you lose money,
     it's not like your dream was hurt.
You delay owning.

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Haiku #155702

I want to follow
     the bulldogs around until
I grow my own teeth.

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Haiku #155703

Second, there are things
     in science that will never
be disproved. Ever.

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Haiku #155704

She is a wizard,
     very vanilla, and likes
playing with hydras.

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Haiku #155705

Further, some athletes
     may get medical support
from the promoters.

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Haiku #155706

First and only time
     I ever refused to work
on a computer.

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Haiku #155707

I was sad, confused,
     and a little excited
all at the same time.

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Haiku #155708

I want to hug you
     and slap you at the same time,
but neither feels right.

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Haiku #155709

that's it. nothing more.
     A lot of mocks have him there.
I know what you mean.

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Haiku #155710

I will also wash
     my face less often and look
into the AHA.

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Haiku #155711

Not a single thing
     mentioned in those links means shit
about a remake.

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Haiku #155712

I'm between the board
     room and the open gaming
area all week.

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Haiku #155713

In fact, the inputs
     are automatically done
when you press tap jump.

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Haiku #155715

Never are the best
     and never the worst, always
right below average.

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Haiku #155716

You have to think if
     you want to move to full frame
in the future too.

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Haiku #155717

She genuinely
     cared about us she knew her
students in and out.

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Haiku #155718

Coffee for me You
     asked for a custom story
so you shall receive.

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Haiku #155719

Lol, looks weird
     my shiny was hatched before
the game was released!!

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Haiku #155720

These accomplishments
     are things that you could never
accomplish alone.

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Haiku #155721

Skinny women Shaved
     pubic hair Makeup Jewelry
Fancy clothes confirmed.

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Haiku #155722

Because I'd rather
     just watch the original
material then.

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Haiku #155723

In every man's life,
     there is a time where he must
make a decision.

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Haiku #155724

I noticed one guy
     who would go in, then my clothes
would be on the floor.

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Haiku #155725

I don't mean to say
     that every woman you meet
will feel the same way.

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Haiku #155726

you should respect her
     and value her, because most
women are bitches.

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Haiku #155727

Most of us are not
     willing to fight the people
for our government.

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Haiku #155728

I then lick your base
     cautiously to see how you
react* Heat Implode.

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Haiku #155729

They got more support
     but now have less of a voice.
Overall tough break.

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Haiku #155730

Yea it has a shit
     load of bad side effects like
that for some people.

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Haiku #155731

Are we just going
     for the front splits or side splits
as well? Programming.

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Haiku #155732

I just vouched you for.
     You may not know who I am.
It does not matter.

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Haiku #155733

I wasn't even
     wined and dined before I got
fucked, but I digress.

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Haiku #155735

Having switched felt like
     eating candy every time
I picked up the book.

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Haiku #155736

Don't toy with my heart
     Spurs..... It's like the Heat have gone
full Pacers this half.

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Haiku #155737

Hopefully you can
     avoid both horrible things.
David Luiz was great.

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Haiku #155738

Negativity
     always gets more attention
than positive stuff.

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Haiku #155739

I'm really worried,
     too, that I won't be able
to lift weights again.

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Haiku #155740

Thanks, I remembered
     reading that article but
I couldn't find it.

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Haiku #155741

I can get behind
     that no matter the gender.
I don't know, I'm weird.

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Haiku #155742

Any predictions
     on how will they be used (or
not) on tournaments?

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Haiku #155743

Football? Don't we host
     the world championship game
for that every year?

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Haiku #155744

My being short on
     hours never even came up
in the interview.

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Haiku #155745

Don't try to "help" him
     by calling for tax on his
daily purchases.

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Haiku #155746

Yeah and I bet his
     recording will look like shit!
I'll let myself out...

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Haiku #155747

You don't see how warped
     and, pardon me for saying
but, classless that sounds?

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Haiku #155748

Literally as soon
     as I went up to him half
the yard stopped and watched.

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Haiku #155749

Keep in mind that I'm
     not that big, I don't even
think I'm six feet tall.

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Haiku #155750

Additionally though,
     you press one of the shoulder
buttons to change skins.

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Haiku #155751

I just took my phone
     apart to replace the glass
without the housing.

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Haiku #155752

I'm in Mass as you
     could probably guess based on me
being a Pats fan.

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Haiku #155753

All these things are true.
     I have a right to accept
his apology.

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Haiku #155754

I have a defense
     EV lowering berry if
you ever need one.

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Haiku #155755

Thanks for the input,
     I'm new to the car market.
It's called Manslaughter.

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Haiku #155756

Not sure where he took
     the snap, but I think this is
more by Joe Battle.

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Haiku #155757

More people playing
     games of any kind is good
for the industry.

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Haiku #155758

Thrusting Nintendo
     into the money business?
Business *IS* money.

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Haiku #155759

I could lift a lot
     more but they don't have enough
space or weights for me.

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Haiku #155760

If anyone knows
     how to set up a hangouts
chat, can we try that?

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Haiku #155761

Remember listening
     to Forever for the first
time, was so amazed.

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Haiku #155763

I found insurance
     through a local insurance
broker and grilled him.

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Haiku #155764

Three dogs okay? Yes,
     three dogs is fine. Really fine?
Really. House okay?

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Haiku #155765

As for one being
     best over the others, its
more a flavor choice.

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Haiku #155766

But he'll need to be
     just as good as he's been all
game to pull it off.

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Haiku #155767

I think the question
     I'm trying to ask is WHY do
we think in such ways?

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Haiku #155768

Dude. It was a joke.
     Calm yourself. same lady from
"How it's Made" series?

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Haiku #155769

I in no way, shape,
     or form diminish the hard
ships of posters here.

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Haiku #155771

Im sorry, but if
     im a Heat fan im booing
the shit out of them.

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Haiku #155772

And you stay away
     from the doorways so people
can exit safely.

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Haiku #155773

[deleted] Just got
     home from an eight and a half
hour shift. Fuck the Spurs.

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Haiku #155774

More like the tar sands
     have oil, but its not really
"liquid". Same deal here.

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Haiku #155775

Cried for everyone
     I knew that already died.
Just got it all out.

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Haiku #155776

Though I wonder if
     Gary offered himself if
that god would take it.

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Haiku #155777

Killed it in the OHL.
     Strong Leader. Beast. Connor Brown.
No need to explain.

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Haiku #155780

He didn't have access
     to porn and never watched porn
his entire life.

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Haiku #155781

Those who politely
     ask for accommodation
usually are not.

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Haiku #155853

[deleted] So good
     to have a win where the team
actually looked decent.

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Haiku #155854

I don't understand.
     Nice leather wrist strap It was
on television?

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Haiku #155855

That particular
     option certainly wasn't
around in the past.

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Haiku #155856

Remember, he killed
     your people with US supplied
chemical weapons.

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Haiku #155857

*I chuckle* You can
     stop apologizing, love.
What a shame. Just wow.

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Haiku #155858

Even Confucius
     believes they cannot have their
cake and eat it too.

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Haiku #155860

In a consumers
     life, That also is something
that rarely comes up.

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Haiku #155861

Prom night. Lego Our
     yearbook had a "teen moms" page.
It got in the news.

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Haiku #155862

I'm looking to get
     out there and Isle Royale towards
the end of summer.

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Haiku #155863

I'm really not sure
     why I didn't think of doing
that before posting.

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Haiku #155864

It's best to see how
     my thoughts fully form and how
I react to them.

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Haiku #155865

Sounds like a problem.
     You're getting more comment hate
then you should imo.

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Haiku #155866

Drop her completely
     if you live somewhere the cop
has jurisdiction.

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Haiku #155867

A sight like this is
     so rare nowadays that it's
beautiful to see.

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Haiku #155868

[deleted] if you
     look the alcohol is whats
the most expensive.

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Haiku #155869

it wouldn't let me
     verify my email, but
I still got a code.

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Haiku #155870

it will not only
     help you in your marriage but
in your life as well.

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Haiku #155871

I thought it was dumb
     at first but it's grown on me
and can be helpful.

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Haiku #155872

First, I think this goes
     past "shady" and into "fraud,"
but I'm not a cop.

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Haiku #155873

One must be careful
     when taking something so big.
Some say it's hard too.

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Haiku #155874

If this passes there
     will be job losses, Oh god,
here we go again.

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Haiku #155875

So adorable.
     If you are selling stuff you
aren't an amateur.

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Haiku #155876

Bowl season is no
     longer something I will be
looking forward to.

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Haiku #155877

[deleted] Classic
     Or dead Okay, I'm only
gonna say this once.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155878

are you the real ones?
     lol well said All you
really need is cash.

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Haiku #155879

As I said above
     all the norms about races
are out the window.

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Haiku #155880

When you crouch the shield
     turned sideways and he hit you
in your exposed face.

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Haiku #155881

I can still quickly
     cast spells with the mouse buttons
while moving camera.

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Haiku #155882

Apartments with main
     furnaces are far different
from a home furnace.

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Haiku #155883

Engaged, responsive,
     focused and adaptable.
Not cheap, however!

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Haiku #155884

But saying it is
     "wrong" you would have to have some
sort of evidence.

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Haiku #155885

In schools yes. If yo
     mama wants yo whoop your ass
though, she can do so.

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Haiku #155886

It's the three pronged one.
     Might want to find a better
way to present that.

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Haiku #155887

As soon as I'm off
     the map, the enemy team
checks rosh *constantly*.

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Haiku #155889

planet theM As long
     as you don't value your life,
should be fine. Indeed.

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Haiku #155890

Wow, that's a cool watch!
     I would buy it if I had
the money... Good luck!

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Haiku #155891

Also it doesn't
     resolve tragically, just builds
up to it. I tried.

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Haiku #155892

I didn't not expect
     fire to come out of LP
for this new record.

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Haiku #155894

It only affects
     people using extensions
or apps such as RES.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155895

People only care
     about themselves and common
sense is NOT common!!!

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Haiku #155896

But they aren't going
     to stop selling a crap book
if it's selling well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155897

Having some issues
     with worms though right now and bad
water quality.

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Haiku #155898

Sorry about this,
     and I hope you find buyers
for all your indies!

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Haiku #155899

That isn't okay
     and resistance of any
kind is hard to fault.

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Haiku #155900

Tell her what you did
     so it will be easier
for her to move on.

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Haiku #155902

Probably depends on
     the champion you're playing
and how you're building.

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Haiku #155903

I don't even need
     to know anything about
you to tell you that.

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Haiku #155904

the heat aren't always
     the victims man That fucking
pie man. I feel you.

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Haiku #155905

Body mass index
     never take into account
people with muscles.

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Haiku #155906

One house worth maybe
     $20k now. Mortgage over $100k.
how are the drivers?

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Haiku #155907

Guess that's just gonna
     sit on the shelf for a while.
Thanks for the info!

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Haiku #155908

NOW I feel extra
     old because I recognize
none of those people.

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Haiku #155909

Always. *I smile* You
     will always have my support
as centurion.

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Haiku #155910

Here's the thing: the terms
     we use to define ourselves
color our world views.

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Haiku #155911

It doesn't sound like
     much fun now that I'm really
thinking about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155912

Good job OP. Now when
     you go back make sure to bust
your ass all the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155913

I moved to a new
     city, am awkward and shy,
and like geeky stuff!

Score: 0          

Haiku #155914

I am annoyed when
     people like you say things are
"funny" then don't laugh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155915

It is the measure
     that was used when the sport was
being created.

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Haiku #155916

As in the picture,
     all the supplies for a room
can be in one spot.

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Haiku #155917

that pipe looks awesome
     first time i have seen one on
here It's not slow though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155918

So Obama. (I'll
     try to keep a better eye
on it all next time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155919

They aren't productive.
     :D No, it will show you when
you're using your arms.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155920

That, and practice will
     make you better to hit notes
more consistently.

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Haiku #155921

They can still say no,
     but it doesn't hurt to ask.
Batman isn't dead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155922

I've known one of them
     for six months an the other
for about a week.

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Haiku #155923

He thinks I should be
     making cookies for my staff
meetings, for instance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155924

Twins with one or both
     siblings being trans have been
studied in research.

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Haiku #155925

Sandra did have game
     in Pearl Islands, and she won.
Completely different.

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Haiku #156065

It's pretty much you
     just pressing W through
some pretty graphics.

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Haiku #156067

Just compare how much
     you get in jungle, you can
get more in the lane.

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Haiku #156068

You're a great leader,
     despite doing what you did.
How did they find out?

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Haiku #156070

Going soon, have been
     before, still called a burger
w/ the lot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156071

listen some upbeat
     music, go for a ride on
the motorcycle.

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Haiku #156072

These are non hacked right?
     That's true but I guess we just
have to wait. It's fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156073

I think it should be
     Haden. The dude loves Cleveland
and Cleveland loves him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156074

But current trends say it's
     going to be a long while.
I think he's great too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156075

You can ask your team
     for specific roles, but pick
order is still god.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156076

So there are some guys
     who think poorly of women
who put out too soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156077

Somehow, I killed it,
     even though this shit can live
through nuclear blasts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156078

But yeah, it still seems
     really sudden, but that does
suit her character.

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Haiku #156079

i wish i knew more
     about what the pre party
has in store for us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156080

It does not matter
     what most people would agree
any passage means.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156081

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156082

Moreover, placing
     all these students in debt slows
the economy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156083

It means to be blown
     by Monica Lewinsky.
Yikes! I wish the best!

Score: 0          

Haiku #156084

First, maybe even
     second, was awesome. Well played!
Are you interested?

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Haiku #156085

They can then send her
     paper work for her to fill
out and mail back in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156086

What I'd rather do
     is build a space ship and go
live on Europa.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156087

With dating I would
     just use my instinct on when
to give up on them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156088

I see a couple
     bottles here and there but there
must be more out there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156089

Only difference is
     I can eat that creep before
my team discovers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156090

[deleted] I did
     something like this for concept
character designs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156091

Wait, what do you mean?
     What isn't used anymore?
just let me know when!

Score: 0          

Haiku #156092

Its one of the most
     valuable things you can learn
to do. My story.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156093

The coming of age.
     The brief insight of who may
or may not like you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156094

Not my thing (it was
     outside, with sun and fresh air
and people *shudder*).

Score: 0          

Haiku #156095

[deleted] Yeah, that's
     because people can become
extremely wealthy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156096

you may just need more
     experience, or maybe
just more confidence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156097

Whether or not you
     agree with the rule, it was
applied correctly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156098

His family trait is
     purple eyes, he has blue eyes,
so that works fine too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156099

They would be perfect
     if they were just another
four or five seconds.

Score: 0          

Haiku #197060

Absolutely not
     for life expenses. Ever.
Lol yeah right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156100

I would MUCH rather
     have seen the scaling damage
go before the BAB.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156101

If you can't name them,
     what is the point of spreading
the word about them?

Score: 0          

Haiku #156103

They beat me until
     I nearly drowned again on
the blood in my mouth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156104

But I updated
     my OP with information
on how to choose one!

Score: 0          

Haiku #156105

It's definitely
     way more of a hassle than
you'd think it would be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156107

I'll get right on that.
     And by right and left I mean
my right and my left.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156108

General consensus
     is you add an inch every
year of working out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156109

They're always a gas.
     Really like that newer style
front fender on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156110

Education, Crime
     rates, sweet driving roads, volvos,
tall hot blondes, and stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156111

If you have (not just
     falsely think so) property,
"It is still stolen!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #156114

Then, he leaves them all
     on and maybe turns them off
when he goes to sleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156115

Several different things
     sound good to me and need her
to help me decide.

Score: 0          


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