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Haiku #141195
I don't have a point
to make, I just think it's all
very interesting.
Haiku #141196
I thought this patch was
going to make the cool down
20s instead of 25s.
Haiku #141197
[deleted] I know,
that doesn't mean you won't look
beautiful to me.
Haiku #141198
Maybe I'm wrong then.
Americans say it like
o in omega?
Haiku #141199
The article says
nothing about the victims
aside from their job.
Haiku #141200
[deleted] If you
really think this is form some
sort of mite or bug.
Haiku #141201
It's really no where
near that expensive so don't
get ripped off. Good luck.
Haiku #141202
It might not sound like
much, but in video games,
it makes a difference.
Haiku #141203
In my best Ferris
Buhler voice over, "Don't go.
The plants will all die."
Haiku #141204
Sure, but those things are
not exactly explicit
statements of doctrine.
Haiku #139782
I do it because
I want to help people who
are less fortunate.
Haiku #141205
Waffles. Beer. Chocolate.
Waffles. Beer. Chocolate. Waffles.
Beer. Chocolate. Waffles.
Haiku #141206
Chocolate. Waffles. Beer.
Chocolate. Waffles. Beer. Chocolate.
Waffles. Beer. Chocolate.
Haiku #141207
Waffles. Beer. Chocolate.
Waffles. Beer. Chocolate. Waffles.
Beer. Chocolate. Waffles.
Haiku #141208
Chocolate. Waffles. Beer.
Chocolate. Waffles. Beer. Chocolate.
Waffles. Beer. Chocolate.
Haiku #141209
Waffles. Beer. Chocolate.
Waffles. Beer. Chocolate. Waffles.
Beer. Chocolate. Waffles.
Haiku #141210
Chocolate. Waffles. Beer.
Chocolate. Waffles. Beer. Chocolate.
Waffles. Beer. Chocolate.
Haiku #141211
Waffles. Beer. Chocolate.
Waffles. Beer. Chocolate. Waffles.
Beer. Chocolate. Waffles.
Haiku #141212
If you blinked the right
way, you'd understand the blinks
are not mankinds friend.
Haiku #141213
If a person wants
to do it later in life,
more power to them.
Haiku #141214
Because Anthony
Burch is a horrid fucking
hack of a writer.
Haiku #141215
The sources... You are
not a very nice person.
Completely agree.
Haiku #141216
It's amazing rage
therapy and it makes you
question everything.
Haiku #141217
[deleted] Rio
is the rightful first option
& better player.
Haiku #141218
Unless he's doing
something (like a game), he just
wont pay attention.
Haiku #177337
Opie Radio.
Nobody wanted to be
second mic, I guess.
Haiku #141219
I'd love to see those
politicians go fight their
own wars overseas.
Haiku #141220
Is this country no
longer a "majority
wins" democracy?
Haiku #141221
Why is this so hard?
I don't know why I even
posted in this sub.
Haiku #141222
COME ON! WHAT THE FUCK
IS THAT KIND OF DEFENDING.....
Jesus fucking christ....
Haiku #141223
He smashes into
their head with his triumphant
downswing of victory.
Haiku #141224
Testimonials
or recommendations from
your previous work?
Haiku #141225
I'm a terrible
salesman, so this was really
difficult for me.
Haiku #141226
There was a noted
dearth of offended people.
You THOUGHT we'd like it?!
Haiku #141227
Back in Houston there
was a smoke shop that did glass
blowing in the back.
Haiku #141228
It seems like I play
against them much more than I'm
paired up with them though.
Haiku #141229
I was miserable
when I had family problems
and ate more junk food.
Haiku #141230
Forgetting these points
are almost definitely
why it was removed.
Haiku #141231
I find myself not
scared anymore by the time
the third act begins.
Haiku #141232
B.) The nighthawk bomb
is a laser guided bomb
and not a dumb bomb.
Haiku #141233
Always wondered what
other songs were on the tape.
You're a funny man.
Haiku #141234
Way too big. Will check
Shopper's on the off chance but
not much hope for them.
Haiku #141235
Heck, you can even
paint your current calipers if
that's what you're after.
Haiku #141236
I prefer to watch
newer more visual shows
on a better screen.
Haiku #141237
Fucking hell. Also,
that substitution by Moyes
was absolute shit.
Haiku #141238
I was referring
to the band with death metal
being the genre.
Haiku #141239
It's a closed private
site, they can set whatever
limits they feel like.
Haiku #141240
Other than that I'd
say the best thing to do is
just get to the course.
Haiku #141241
If you found a way
to make this, I would drop good
doge on a copy.
Haiku #141242
Beautiful Pick them
up before the price goes up.
Edit: price went up.
Haiku #141243
He must've had some
number of enemies, from
the rebellion's time?
Haiku #141244
I compress the drum
bus and my kicks and all that,
just not together.
Haiku #141245
Forgetting these points
are almost definitely
why it was removed.
Haiku #141246
But what I mean is
that this can't apply when you
trade at exchanges.
Haiku #141247
A black man, a jew,
and a Mexican all walk
into a gay bar.
Haiku #141248
Later, at different
times, both of them asked for help
at various times.
Haiku #141387
If you're passionate
about your job you're gonna
put more effort in.
Haiku #141388
There are much better
cards than Judge's Familiar
you could be running.
Haiku #141389
All in all it sounds
like a typical power
tripping idiot.
Haiku #141390
If you want to lose
some weight, start it now, as E2
makes weight loss harder.
Haiku #141391
Don't waste your money.
I think When I push I just
get in this rhythm.
Haiku #141392
Oh, um... I wouldn't
expect you to remember,
I'm just an intern.
Haiku #141393
I just hope they crack
down on the goddamn Showtime
guys on the E train.
Haiku #141394
Just need it looping
another two times if that's
at all possible?
Haiku #141395
I couldn't make it,
but it sounded like people
had a ton of fun.
Haiku #141396
There are people but
not as much as you might be
used to from weekends.
Haiku #141397
I have a hard time
wrapping my head around no
beginning or end.
Haiku #141398
If you'll notice, when
you replied to me, we weren't
talking about proof.
Haiku #141399
Where is that cut off?
How many people do you
consider enough?
Haiku #141400
Including wanting
to abandon everything
and pass through the gate.
Haiku #141401
I know it's easy
to say, but you've got good things
to look forward to.
Haiku #141402
Unfortunately,
I rarely get more than five
or six birdies though.
Haiku #141403
You're illiterate
if that's what you think he said.
I said the word like.
Haiku #141404
I am less then pleased
with this and will be taking
our business elsewhere.
Haiku #141405
Claiming someone should
speak American is bad
enough on your end.
Haiku #141406
But for these immense
evils to come from those who
claim to speak for God?
Haiku #141407
He is the Pooh Bear.
When not obsessed with honey,
he's obsessed with Blood.
Haiku #141408
Edit: For your next
upgrade I would recommend
your air defenses.
Haiku #141409
Get some synthetic
compression shorts or something.
Do not wear cotton.
Haiku #141410
Child, I would wager
I drank more beers last *year* than
you have in your *life*.
Haiku #141411
Spark used to be great.
Dual spark totem builds were all
the rage last summer.
Haiku #141412
Why do you complain?
He said when you have kids you'll
see that it makes sense.
Haiku #141413
I hope that you do,
I hope that she comes to her
senses and joins you!
Haiku #141414
Look at Chris Pronger
for example, though that's Long
Term Injured Reserve.
Haiku #141415
---All hail savior Gibbs.
One of only two who look
dangerous tonight.
Haiku #141416
don't they know that I'm
just gonna use it to buy
drugs and alcohol?
Haiku #141417
Trying all the different
things and finding a good build
for YOU. Eh, probably.
Haiku #141418
So you can really
only be "married" to one
person at a time.
Haiku #141419
Now, I can say that,
but it still makes no fucking
sense to think about.
Haiku #141420
well i think the team
will continue to function
as it functions now.
Haiku #141421
AIN'T NOBODY got
time to run to the kitchen
eighty times over.
Haiku #141422
Thanks man, I really
needed to learn how to kill
those pesky rabbits!
Haiku #141423
I guess what I need
to do is define more clear
boundaries for myself.
Haiku #141424
We get a bad rep
as cyclists because people
catch us at our worst.
Haiku #141425
Who here really knows
about how these guys have been
rolling recently?
Haiku #141426
Edit: I just found
one much closer to my house
using this method.
Haiku #141427
A little makeup
and it looks like it probably
did at the crash scene.
Haiku #141429
I had one AB once.
A family blend. It tasted
like salty meat. Ugh.
Haiku #141430
I'm not sure how old
she is because I got her
from a feeder cage.
Haiku #141431
How can Italy
afford to do anything
to assert their claim?
Haiku #141432
Everything is meant
to be offensive, no one's
opinion matters.
Haiku #141433
[deleted] It's more
about the "type" of content,
not what it is called.
Haiku #141434
Okay. I think it's
more likely that they simply
don't like what they said.
Haiku #141435
But I don't *get* it.
Ugh. I ave to say, you
all are awesome too.
Haiku #141436
No prophets after
Muhammad (sa)? So Jesus
isn't coming back?
Haiku #141437
The simple little
animation for sharing
makes me so happy.
Haiku #141438
All in all, good job
Mr. President. I hope
you make more of these.
Haiku #141439
EDIT: WELL BLOODY
DONE! Amazing. I'm really
sorry to hear that.
Haiku #141440
I called the police
and gave them his license plate
as he drove away.
Haiku #141441
If some guy has two
knives and isn't dropping them
then you ask them to.
Haiku #141442
My boyfriend HATES me
touching his back, he says it's
very sensitive.
Haiku #141443
Others should have straight
up stayed in school to mature
as human beings.
Haiku #141444
This guys a real up
and comer in the hatchet
modeling industry.
Haiku #141445
I may try that one
(the kimura not the crank)
and see how it works.
Haiku #141446
Um my opinion
is, if I wasn't married
you'd be in trouble.
Haiku #141447
It also makes all
my muscles hurt and I lose
feeling in my face.
Haiku #141448
Whoa. Who's the artist?
You should definitely stay
in the scene somehow.
Haiku #141449
I have a weak chin,
so a beard is my natural
defense against that.
Haiku #141450
Eh, he's not really
old enough to qualify
for old man strength yet.
Haiku #141451
Guess they gotta prop
up the notion that Ryan
isn't shit somehow.
Haiku #141452
CDs are fairly
cheap, have good sound quality
but less versatile.
Haiku #141453
They therefore have no
bearing on this report or
the facts it describes.
Haiku #141454
Damn, that looks about
where I'll be at in Houston.
If so, that's awesome!
Haiku #141455
That's the time from peak
plasma level to one half
peak plasma level.
Haiku #141456
Will you answer no
to this question? Ghandi Nope.
Just an old laptop.
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Haiku #141939
I would give the same
look to me if I was one
the first things she saw.
Haiku #141940
Grand Opening eh?
What kind of business if you
don't mind me asking?
Haiku #141941
I see what you are
trying to do here, but it just
doesn't work that way.
Haiku #141942
If cycling is on
gear, every sport that requires
strength and power does.
Haiku #141943
...and no shit.. TOPIC:
(ALL PASSWORDS WILL BE STORED ON
DISK IN THE FUTURE.)
Haiku #141944
[deleted] Cheers mate
Don't we all. Not arguing
with you any more.
Haiku #141945
Sit in your car while
others continue to pile
up on top of you.
Haiku #141947
Which ones do you guys
have, that you would recommend
for any reason?
Haiku #141948
Read a book. I think
I need a drink. I don't think
this is a good thing.
Haiku #141949
How bout not asking
questions other than how we're
gonna play Friday?
Haiku #141950
you're living the dream
OP. I cant wait till I can
get a pulling dog.
Haiku #141951
The tech wont be there
(where AI can do what I had
said) for quite a while.
Haiku #141952
Maybe this will spur
you to think some more about
your situation.
Haiku #141953
Thanks. Takes an often
exhaustive calculation
to prove it sometimes.