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Has he ever been?
     Will he ever get to see
his doggies again?

Good times. Well I'm no
     pro but it looks to me like
you got what it takes.

I thought that thunder
     was caused by storm clouds crashing
into each other.

Like that. Retarded?
     Death camp. Animal cruelty?
Death camp. Rich? Death camp.

I have no interest
     on fighting with a grown man
on the internet.

Very lucky man
     that wakes up with her and gets
his laundry done too.

Thanks! No, the free meals
     thing has been a part of school
lunches for decades.

What happens when you
     go in a hot Jacuzzi
at the swimming pool?

Twice. A dragon, cause
     dragons are fucking awesome.
I'm new around here.

It was a bit hot
     and humid a few days, but
pleasant all in all.

Which is kind of like
     saying Alabama has
always been racist.

If that is the case
     then you are correct =P "What
do ya call it now?

I had transferred from
     my old store so that I could
work while at college.

Smashing them over
     your face and then scraping what
stuck into a pot?

His son was with him
     and kept asking for money
for the snack machine.

to your new reply.
     Yes you can. But a toddler
cannot hurt you much.

[deleted] True, but
     in my opinion that would
take away their charm.

Maybe she should write
     books that don't suck and people
want to read instead?

No. But hey we need
     to show the store that we don't
accept their pricing.

They teach in law school
     that most cases are won or
lost in the framing.

He doesn't need Plot
     Armor. He's one of Marvel's
greatest tacticians.

It could have also
     been because the bride and groom
weren't really dancing.

I did that because
     he's just a troll, not because
he asked a question.

But going forward,
     it's a lesson that we need
stronger exchanges.

It also ensures
     that all students are engaged
and staying on task.

Sorry OP but since
     your goal is politically charged,
I cannot help you.

"There is no such thing
     as a 'wrong' portal, Madame"
You're missing grammar.

[deleted] We don't
     know the answer to that one..
That is up to steam.

Or is the item
     in a frozen state after
being corrupted?

i do not believe
     that everything in the game
has been discovered.

I do hate any
     team Paul Pierce is on though Yeah,
that's all you can do.

Meat paste? No problem!
     /resurrect ^^^^I ^^^^should ^^^^really
^^^^finish ^^^^the ^^^^fourth ^^^^book.

As for overtly
     sexual commentary,
I don't really mind?

Maybe I just don't
     listen to enough newer
stuff to notice it.

If it's not, you look
     exactly like a guy named
Steven. Report please?

Go do some research
     and suggest a financial
planner Like Nero.

It feels great so far.
     I just got it together
and set up today.

I am more concerned
     about traffic in the whole
area I guess.

Your parents love you.
     More than anything, they want
you to be happy.

I like this girl just
     fine and have worked perfectly
with her up til now.

With that money here
     you would be able to get
amazing teapot.

They need tons of space,
     be prepared to give it room
and someplace to climb.

Did you really think
     that four years later it would
be this popular?

Hmmm, is that a blood
     test or something I can get
my doctor to do?

the best post ever,
     pat flynn is the scouting god
[deleted] Thank you.

I'm not arguing
     with any particular
person over this.

And now the metal
     that holds the eraser has
started to bend too...

I've got one sister
     that I'm pretty close to, but
not all the others.

Personally, I don't
     see this going further then
diplomatic talks.

That was a quick fix,
     but apparently it had
been that way for years.

We need more people
     dying, not staying alive,
fuck this idea.

That's a lot of work
     to do, but great direction
and goal for the site!

That's probably why I'm
     so particular about
will or will not work.

At a certain point,
     students need to price compare
when picking a school.

I can find something
     better on Fan fiction than
I do on the shelves.

See, I was pretty
     sure it didn't have anything
to do with the charm.

Let her now that if
     she has an expectation
to voice it next time.

I feel like every
     sentence should have [citation
needed] after it.

I have the pork pie
     big black but this finish is
way cooler you win!

[deleted] Was he?
     To be honest, it looked like
he needed more speed.

And if it happened
     again, I'd be billing her
for time and a half.

Between then and now,
     there have been multiple mass
extinction events.

They dream! Mine makes loud
     calling noises when she sleeps
and wakes herself up.

Even when they're trying
     to be intimidating,
they never succeed.

Hopefully something
     either low fantasy or
alternate history.

[deleted] So if
     you don't eat vegetables where
do you get fiber?

Then help them carry
     the boxes and furniture
into the new place.

And yes, the dragons
     still stick around after you
finish the main quest.

You love me the way
     I wanted. You care for me
like no one else has.

As I close my eyes,
     I take one deep breath, tasting
the chilled ocean air.

The night had never
     seemed so bright and beautiful
up until this day.

More often than not
     the problems people have fade
away anyway.

I think she's very
     talented, but in general
I'm not a huge fan.

I originally
     read the last word as "banking".
Not sure which is worse.

Solo Q will be
     hell if you want to learn, play
with friends as you learn.

Honestly, it sounds
     like she's not that interested
in you as a friend.

His fist is only
     inches away from making
impact with his face.

For your ten minute,
     thirty minute, and smoke breaks,
check your local laws.

did you arrive yet?
     [deleted] [deleted] Poor
deluded crackpot.

It's just to be safe.
     We should have a thread of quotes
from Monty Python.

I just really liked
     the picture and decided
to quickly draw it.

People would get killed
     in the street and the TV
news would be nowhere.

There is big difference
     between buying quality
stuff and buying brand.

Oil companies will
     find a way to shut it down,
I guarantee it.

Your commentary
     was articulate, precise
and witty as hell.

Silly question but
     is this even possible
to extinguish? Huh.

I ALWAYS wanted
     one of these for my Barbies!!!!
Chrome? Where do you work?

Moon Walk Quite a bit,
     I imagine. [deleted]
Guess that was a joke?

Thanks for the response...
     The thing is that everything
has been great till now.

The difference between
     that and your cash value is
your capital gains.

The only contact
     should be a the positive
and negative legs.

It's not like you just
     accidentally went out
with a tail light out.

My bad for only
     tagging him, edit after
I found him again!

Wicked is suppose
     to be amazing hope you
have an awesome day!!!

There are some pretty
     interesting costumes down there
and great live music.

If anyone is
     well suited for big things, it's
people like us. Cheers.

so with what I was
     making would I be adding
more water or wine?

Believe me, it's no
     more troublesome starting now
then four years ago.

I also don't get
     why you tried to stop her from
hooking up on NYE?

Figure that one out,
     cop logic. Did I say that?
The cakes confuse me.

Ah, the sarcasm
     level I produce often
goes undetected.

The only trainer
     around was on the next field
for the girl's practice.

Trying gaming techniques
     and then watching the result
is just amazing.

It sure did look like
     C++, but C++
has to be compiled.

As I say, there were
     no giveaways so its just
the first place I'd look.

You only got one,
     but at least nobody starved
because they were poor.

Don't worry I'm sure
     you can find a great running
back in later rounds...

Remember, he was
     coming off an abysmal
Finals performance.

I think bullying
     was different where I grew up
which makes me happy.

[deleted] Same here.
     The shocker is THE dumbest
thing ever conceived.

There is no promise
     that a state shift would go back
to the 90's data.

Now I must network!
     I'm applying for carpet
cleaning jobs next week.

I check the boxes
     for mine, then for yours since you
can't check them yourself.

Glad it was resolved.
     That makes absolutely not
sense whatsoever.

I now have a job
     that I love, it's much less stress,
but it's less pay too.

Stop doing what you're
     told to do and start doing
what you want to do.

Just to clarify
     myself, I'm not against all
the proposed changes.

I don't know if there
     ever really is a "right
time" to get pregnant.

I specifically
     said from the early 20th
century onward.

I was wondering
     why they hadn't suggested
trying to solder it.

It doesn't work if
     you, personally, are buying
all of your own stock!!

Choosing the former
     should be most definitely
be a source of shame.

I was wondering
     how did you get a custom
jelly lock handler?

Try and do something
     else in between your matches
and going to bed!

Wink Wink You might want
     to consider transferring
to a different school.

I want my family
     to be happy but I want
to be happy too.

Soggy Graham cracker.
     Nice. Taft: Only President
to serve on the Sup.

It has to be, right?
     No human being can be
that horrible, right?

Milkman a dead job?
     We get milk from our milkman
every other day.

It works fine for us,
     completes during off business
hours, etc.

Yup ...You could fucking
     try with the amount of rum
I've had in an hour.

I figure I'll cut
     open the plastic on those
bars when I get home.

I had a lovely
     time figuring out these two
books and my ?journal?

Everyone else is
     tradable for the right deal.
Don't get your hopes up.

I was an actual
     EE and I felt the same way
during my studies.

You're no man until
     you've ridden the red road You
need game time practice.

There are huge parties,
     and many parades between
now and next tuesday.

With that said, I bet
     boots with a hinge system would
be much more comfy.

The judge never should
     have let the case go beyond
that testimony.

I reserve judgment
     on this decision until
we see some results.

It just doesn't see
     play because there are better
cards that do. Makes sense.

Go read the comments
     and see how people react
to this kinda stuff.

sexy smile And you
     can watch your friend's media
collections also.

If you want to drop
     $6k on a miner that would
be a better bet.

Sorry it took me
     so long guys but these are great.
My girlfriend loved em.

What chat wants to do
     from one day to the next has
no effect on that.

That's a small apple.
     Either that or that woman
has pretty big mouth.

Bah. I want pizza
     now, but it's too late to get
my wife to make some.

I've never programmed
     in python so I don't know
if i'll be much help.

Given you haven't
     already I presume you
can't find anything.

Especially if there
     are no active, supportive
loved ones. Few get help.

I've never set one
     up but will shortly, I hope.
But probably not you.

Our culture truly
     is better than all others,
especially Russia's.

Good idea on
     the animal control front.
I'll give them a call.

I think they're pretty
     good and my friends that like Bright
Eyes really like them.

Also, I'd rather
     have Nino or Coyle on 1B.
Idaho. Thanks you!

How are they cutting
     through it? Shovels? Explosives?
A really big saw?

This dude always gets
     out of loosing fights at near
full health every time.

I like clever threads
     that arouse some good chit chat.
I like question threads.

The Vale is often
     described as some of the best
land for growing stuff.

To the top with you.
     This is the least doge thread I've
seen in a long time.

Seconded. My boss
     is from Macedonia!
She's in the US now.

Women in general
     tend to have better hygiene
than us smelly guys.

The stadium starts
     half empty, second half its
packed with everyone.

Look harder Not put
     any money in that bank
account for one thing.

You can even go
     back to Emerald and do them
over if you want.

Find a compliment
     that makes you want to meet her
and throw that in there.

If you can't, don't post.
     I trust that John and Pete made
the right decision.

Better put the rope
     back in my food container,
that's where it belongs.

[deleted] She just
     showed me their records showing
I owed them a bit.

So when it gets cold
     out he robs a store and goes
to jail for a bit.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

I thought the same thing
     and I can almost always
understand accents.

If the receiver
     is talented, someone will
get the ball to him.

[deleted] I would
     also consider party
platform when voting.

Some critters are just
     part of the ecosystem,
including monsters.

I had the soundtrack
     when I was a little kid.
Ninja Ninja Rap!

No, really, I'm fine.
     Just didn't get much sleep last night.
Or the night before.

my relation ship
     will get better Have you watched
the Keiser Report?

Why? What do you think
     is distinctly ethical
about abortion?

You are having back
     spasms and they are telling
you to pull more weight?

However I didn't
     have any worries about
neither of the games.

Your job is to serve
     alcohol to customers,
not drink it with them.

White people didn't lose
     anything when Obama
became president.

Just have precaution,
     like anything dangerous
that humans work with.

So the next census
     was probably going to be
this year or the next.

Never said I want
     you to get outraged, don't change
what we're discussing.

There's nothing you can
     do about that now so you
shouldn't dwell on it.

Just the fact that you
     searched "tacky zebra print clothes"
is cherry picking.

[deleted] I once
     made the mistake of reading
one of their timelines.

Rad Kindle Case if
     I win could I have a bright
pink one with flower.

Its gotten me hurt
     and in trouble a lot but
I wouldn't change it.

One last thing, you may
     have heard of the Rule of Third
(RoT), beware of it.

Not to mention, all
     caution regarding using
is thrown to the wind.

In the United
     States, bald eagles nest in more
than half the country.

When what we expect
     doesn't match with the actual
story we complain.

You need to sign up
     for a special fat tire
park pass for this ride.

How do you go from
     uninformed to enlightened
without taking it?

It startles me how
     many so called survival
kits don't include one.

He can't gradually
     slip like that if there's nothing
pulling him away.

I love graffiti
     I just hate that damn tagging
shit Absolutely!