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Being skinny makes
     this not only possible
but comfortable.

You are so naive
     and clueless it's cringe worthy.
So, both and neither.

Working out can be
     pretty mindless, while coding
is anything but.

I am at the point
     where I expect it now, life,
to be everywhere.

I don't normally pee
     in a bottle, so I guess
I will never know.

The cashier did throw
     in a free record for me
today which was cool.

They seem like the same
     fucked up people that comment
on porn videos.

Go out there and find
     somebody who'll treat you well
and love you truly.

Great choices. Not too
     many people seem to know
Rider nowadays.

I'm not a failure
     if I need to cancel plans
to stay home and rest.

I really REALLY
     love the moon and in a way
kinda worship it.

I guess i could weigh
     my chances of surviving
the apocalypse?

"Punching a guy who
     kicks your small child means you are
LITERALLY HITLER."

[deleted] it's not
     really that smart, it asks what
you are, what you want.

He died smoking weed
     and playing video games.
Truly a hero.

I would advise you
     spend a bit of money on
the razor itself.

Alex's sister
     and Senator Armstrong from
Metal Gear Rising.

Watched the video.
     You should definitely find
another resource.

When making bigger
     batches, consume small amounts
at a time and wait.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Eh, maybe you're right.
     I'm not totally convinced,
but you make sense there.

Yeah, **I** could post him
     as a lady boner, but
he's not my uncle.

I guess girls have less
     definition when it comes
to their veins showing.

Curses have been shown
     to ricochet and be stopped
by common objects.

:D For two people
     playing, I definitely
suggest duel decks.

I think every claimed
     piracy number has been
debunked as bullshit.

I also question
     the ethics of this so called
"therapist" she sees.

How in the hell is
     the Wither easier than
the Ender Dragon?

It still sucks, but he's
     remembered very fondly.
I feel you brother.

My son loves to pop
     balloons by BITING them. What.
They are both uncut.

I figured it was
     like that, but I just needed
to have it confirmed.

and also, if you
     get like a lot, do you show
on the leader board?

Maybe you were not
     actually using it too its
fullest potential.

I gotcha man. Hey,
     we both have the same number
in our user id!

Maybe groom a guy
     to be his replacement when
his contract is up?

In the end miners
     will have a large impact on
the fate of the coin.

but there's no ladies.
     And there won't ever be. :C
But still really cool.

we are ruining
     our of common things like milk
and toilet paper?

The jobs assignment
     slots are just how many jobs
are available.

Im out for the night.
     I'll be home later tonight
Hey! They're really good!

It will be no less
     sentimental, and far more
versatile for her.

Well, at least it shows
     he's stupid enough to join
the military.

No thanks. Don't want him
     in Miami. I've had both.
I have Comcast now.

i misunderstood
     you thinking your character
is literally cursed.

No matter how much
     we clean and clean, these fuckers
keep sticking around.

Are you in Boston?
     If so, I may be able
to help, though not much.

Not the guy sticking
     used tampons from a public
bathroom on himself?

I obviously
     agreed but I was just floored
she phrased it that way.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

The few people from
     my community I spoke
to loved the story!

Thanks man I tired
     going through my recent games
but I didn't see you.

You tested two games
     and a synthetic benchmark.
Hardly conclusive.

He let us destroy
     ourselves Ok I'm glad I'm
not the only one!

The problem then would
     be to dry it properly
so it won't corrode.

There is weird stigma
     put on people who weigh more,
especially women.

Or, maybe it does,
     and you were paying for pot
when you didn't have to.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

After seeing these
     though, i really like the thin
line thing going on.

Just try to let go
     and remember that no news
from home is good news.

Edit: you guys are
     too kind, I feel like I can
start tipping around!

So what you do is
     cause them to marginalize
you and your advice.

I like how he throws
     his hand out like "Shit, move trees!
You are in the way!"

There is a special
     permit to serve alcohol
in the morning. Right?

You get the feeling
     he's just reading canned phrases
off a script, don't you?

If it's something you
     want to pursue, you should talk
to your dad's doctor.

Good input. I'm not
     sure when you played but you might
try it again now.

Sorry, did you mean
     to reply to a comment?
My friends and family.

And I am going
     to assume you are a high
functioning retard.

I just got offered
     Irving and Cousins for Wade
and Tyson Chandler.

But the My Lai trial
     was a farce and only one
guy got convicted.

That no call very
     well could have cost us the game
in regulation.

The only funny
     guy in the whole series is
fucking Wolverine.

Caught them entering
     the arena for their game
against Germany.

Better luck next time
     Nope, I use it all the time
here in Australia!

I don't really know
     the voice actors of many
characters, but damn.

Good thing this guy is
     spending his time on issues
that really matter.

Visualization
     is easier when you are
in a relaxed state.

You say that you don't
     let petty things bother you,
but clearly you do.

[deleted] Spraying
     someone with water can be
considered assault.

If you enjoy it,
     every small milestone will feel
like a huge success.

Your model? "Pigeon"
     totally works, I think most
people would get it.

Shortly, they will grow
     into one big mass of logs
for you to chop through.

Mob rule ain't pretty...
     Pray you never end up on
the receiving end.

[deleted] I was
     going to take a pic too.
I live right by here.

I don't want to walk
     away, but I'm torturing
myself by staying.

Maybe... maybe *some*
     people in this world haven't
groped been groped before?

How much money do
     you think you've spent on tickets
up until this point?

I will try that on
     one of the machines at home
and see how it works.

You can have sex, but
     you have to give up any
attachment to it.

If you knocked the heat
     sink loose it certainly could
be overheating.

I also will be
     getting back a net gain from
my taxes this year.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Wow! I though that was
     going to end horribly
Tell me about it!

Regarding Dixie
     Liquor, they don't watch the store
from across the bridge.

I've never really
     had anyone to show me
how to be a girl.

And might I just say
     that you have one amazing
logo for your site.

[deleted] I've used
     the pomodoro method
with some good success.

If you start to feel
     uncomfortable, moving
around really helps.

Mostly so I can
     drink for joy or misery
(I'm Canadian).

I'm gutted I didn't
     get the chance to see him give
the speech in person.

Why the hell would you
     want to make a cassette tape?
What makes you say that?

I would have been screwed
     multiple times if I would
have listened to them.

Okay... Well, that's what
     the movie is and was aimed
to be. Free, *elsewhere*?

Mostly because you
     are startled by the lava,
and don't want to die.

I had a scrawny
     roommate and sometimes I just
blurt out stuff like that.

It was bad, no one
     was wearing a seat belt but
no one was injured.

If they just buy him
     out, they have nothing other
than next year's rookie.

I'll hear a favorite
     song and start humming the next
song instinctively.

The semester went
     on, and then we got our first
essay back and WHAM.

not that many buys
     but people watching in groups
and illegally.

So find one somewhere,
     maybe relatively near
you, and call 'em up!

Since nobody can
     afford to use it, there's no
network congestion.

You can watch your thoughts
     and realize that they have no
power over you.

Also, the resume
     should be one page long without
fudging the margins.

Whether you give them
     the words depends on what you
want to use it for.

Not quite, but since you
     don't know what's being referenced,
you're doing okay.

It looks like y'all are
     going to have a good night.
Where's the party at?

He is a great coach,
     but that was the absolute
wrong thing to do there.

Was an epic fail
     Wanna talk about it? Hey,
keep up the good work.

Mostly, you're looking
     for index funds with a low
expense ratio.

Not "sexy" per say,
     but a lot of guys prefer
cute so there ya go.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

that way people will
     actually be able to see
the stuff for themselves.

I want the bard chest
     All I get is the monk gear
Crystal Tower sucks.

Who? A few crazy
     terrorist sympathizers?
Where's the evidence?

However, there will
     come a time when you will run
into turbulence.

It's amazing how
     much success you guys have made.
Truly inspiring.

Thank you. I grew up
     and learned how to pick better
friends, but it was hard.

Is your contention
     that the government murdered
twenty kids for that?

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Thinning out the blade
     definitely helped it, but
the shape still feels off.

I'm glad you're going
     to talk to someone. Please do.
It is a great step.

The mistakes are just
     as much part of the music
as the "right" notes though.

He wrote a few books
     on the history of our town
complete with photos.

What do you mean by
     "B spec is coming." I'm on,
Added both of you!

It's time to do what
     President Kennedy said
and do something hard.

And here I thought there
     was no way to make Little
Sisters more tragic.

Do I think the dude
     who kicked him deserved to be
decked even harder?

Then write down birthdays.
     Address the cards in advance
with gift cards in them.

The. Girlfriend calls me
     Alexei, and if that fails....
Well.... It won't be fun.

I would always drop
     some of that into my drink
and get nice and stoned.

NO... but this has been
     the first time I've watched Lakers
highlights in a while.

[deleted] Ireland.
     Where we grill our sandwiches
rather than fry them.

You are uniquely
     beautiful and let nothing
tell you otherwise.

Plus I'm excited
     to see how Spanish we get
in the off season.

Don't bring the grays up
     so much. Subtle is better.
Trust how you shot it!

Yes you can This was
     caught in the spam filter, I've
approved it for you.

I get told I look
     like him a lot and we do
have similar builds.

The deep, yet strangely
     feminine and matronly
voice boomed from the clouds.

I've done everything
     I can to craft the perfect
riddle solving tool.

I got the point when
     I played the game, it's just bad
phrasing in that post.

Not once did I feel
     like I was going to get
shot or anything.

In time, they will know
     who they truly are, and why
I have chosen them.

Eh I usually
     don't care about the actual
band, just their music.

If they were to sell
     Tom doodles I would give them
ALL OF MY MONEY.

If it's the latter,
     any suggestions? Thanks. This.
I need this. Please. Source?

For extra content,
     such as "The Answer", you can
probably Your Tube it.

I get that they can't
     consent, I just don't get why
that's an issue here.

Is your contention
     that the government murdered
twenty kids for that?

What other common
     genetic traits don't you like?
Widows peaks? Blue eyes?

Maybe when the field
     broadens it will be different,
one can only hope.

He is literally
     holding the plane in the air
with his muscles here.

I work at a school
     and I do lots of walking
inside and outside.

I need to play that...
     but it ain't no thing to just
chill B) You don't cope.

But none of the girls
     you used to hang out with will
give you what you want.

Please don't mistake things
     I have typed as opinion.
It's only numbers.

Then I just take out
     as many cops as I can
until it explodes.

It should keep you safe.
     Fight Club is a great movie
to watch any time.

The elderly are
     tested in winter like deer
in hunting season.

If the sub frame is
     good and straight you'll be back on
your way in no time.

Then insert the SIM,
     the battery, and power
your device back on.

It doesn't take long
     to level so most players
will be max level.

[deleted] wicked,
     I'll figure out his ring size
and get back to you!

The other white meat;
     the other other white meat
being long hamster.

As someone who lives
     on East Coast time, I give up
on west coast road trips.

That's about right No
     Country for Old Men, Michael
Cera as Anton.

I bought it hoping
     for a Danica Patrick
card, but no such luck.

...I don't think it is
     grass feed, but it is better
than the mainstream stuff.

Go into "edit
     flair" through the moderator
tools in your sidebar.

Don't get distracted
     by your students' belongings
or mannerisms.

We would probably still
     finish 1st and all the games
would be fun to watch.

Thanks for the beard tip!
     :D If you can only pick
one, intelligence.

If you're body is
     not responsive to what he's
doing--- change it up!

Either way, we're not
     going to see another
thousand deaths at sea.

That said, it sounds like
     you have some serious shit
going on in life.

There wasn't a pool
     in her town so she never
had much need for one...

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

On the bonus feats,
     as stated, Greater options
are not included.

I remember one
     that really got me worked up
at Orange Failure.

I imagine it's
     because we share a common
ancestor with plants.

He and I had been
     in a fight and she had been
reading our emails.

It stresses me out
     so much to have to open
other people's doors.

Everybody wins!
     If she's shady, don't have sex
with her. Period.

Some people are old
     and others are rich and don't
care about the cost.

Or are you also
     going to say most people
don't like oral sex?

Alright I'm online,
     let me know when you're ready
do you have pictures?

People suck sometimes.
     Just remember there are still
good people out here.

If so please report
     user on the sticky post.
Knowledge is power.

We chose the ledge not
     because it is easy, but
because it is hard.

And to tell the truth,
     I think my dad took more shit
than I did (poor guy).

Bradford pear blooms smell
     like sweat socks that have been used
in a mop up job.