Reddit Haikus

It was painful when
     I would walk up or down steps
or walk down a hill.

The flavor will not
     be as strong as something you
will get with a drip.

People aren't paying
     just for the book when they go
to a niche book store.

With you budget you
     should focus on that alone
and make it worth it.

Hey, i got sniped once,
     and now i got another,
was it yours this time?

Patrick Bateman from
     American Psycho by
Bret Easton Ellis.

I stop at brown weed,
     but I'm willing to bet you
take that much further.

[deleted] I was
     probably the best Australian
ET player ever.

are they the same thing?
     Love this deck man. Buddy just
grabbed one recently.

Lets get this filled up!
     I miss THAT Wade, not the Wade
now great advice, thanks!

If everyone is
     fighting as hard as they can,
it can be boring.

If you want to shit
     yourself, and if you can mind
the textures, of course.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Now I gotta go
     watch the scene where the cripple
is thrown off a cliff...

I can empathize.
     I live in Vermont. It's still
cold and snowy here.

The goal. They're programmed
     to think that once THEY choose, then
the hunt is over.

Edit: Sorry if
     I offended anyone,
not my intentions.

It was my best friend
     calling to tell me he had
just gotten engaged.

The florals are all
     beautifully matched in a theme
kinda way to me.

Because everyone
     loves their congressman, but hates
everyone else's.

Thanks for the response!
     Druid is probably the best
and most consistent.

One character needs
     more race wins but I like all
the car upgrades too.

There are civilians
     and medics who get shot trying
to rescue others.

Thanks for the reply.
     Apparently somebody
was hit by a train.

Now I have to clean
     Pepsi off my monitor
Fuck you very much!

We are the ones who
     are boring and complacent.
Indeed Pre game, son.

McMann looks scary
     u get it Toss the Master
Ball. It ruins us.

Don't you understand
     that *your outrage* is **tearing
this country apart???!?

If the snipers were
     so safe and secure how did
this sniper get caught.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Isn't the portal
     still active? nice, i have one.
Where did you get it?

This is no different
     than the other guy staying
up for LoL.

With a big power
     struggle between anarchy
and democracy.

A country that has
     shut off the internet is
not worth protesting?

They should have paid him
     below minimum wage since
he was so eager.

First born child's kidneys
     Where is the I'm not speaking
to you coming from?

I did not realize
     that I could pick premium
channels a la carte.

Some tops, I find look
     kinda awkward with bra straps,
others look just fine.

"courts or laws simply
     hadn't caught up yet" Are you
fucking kidding me?

If the issue is
     forced, as with most forced issues,
TB will say no.

You want pup to like
     the crate and feel completely
comfortable there.

Unfortunately,
     you'll have to read the novels
to see much of her.

Looks like an awesome
     dog to have. Feeling depressed?
Just be happy man!

If you want to go
     all 'lets make this personal'
on me, go ahead.

Also, the Big Bang
     Theory has nothing to do
with evolution.

It really is some
     fantastic work, especially
from Steve Buscemi!

Anyways, I can't
     imagine myself taking
someone else's life.

You pay for them like
     every other product or
service you consume.

If ones for passing
     and other is for idling,
whats the third one for?

Add you in a bit!
     Your sources don't even back
up the things you say!

Not that there should be
     no police and policing
anywhere ever.

Let your memories
     give you all the bittersweet
images you need.

Getting the Cruiser
     is entirely luck based
so you can't be mad.

It appears to be
     bacterial bloom probably
caused by the live plants.

I would feel like shit
     if my negativity
ruined her good time.

I would enjoy those
     in front of my face while you
grind on me slowly.

I just want helix
     to guide us and let us do
whatever he wants.

Well, I agree that's
     definitely what you need
to beat the Pacers.

Would I get naked
     in the middle of the street?
Would I kill someone?

And my favorite beer
     either has to be Heady
Topper or Rock Art.

They're also on tour
     right now (I'll be seeing them
in April in LA!).

How about something
     that works in a similar,
conceptual way?

His slow counting just
     ruins every match he does
in my opinion.

I've apparently
     got a few more than I thought
I did, lol.

I guess they want yours
     to make it through your stomach
before releasing.

Please tell your healthcare
     provider EXACTLY what
you do with your life.

Just out a little
     action on it and very
your retrieval speed.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

the donate button
     honestly made me cringe Yea.
I agree with that.

They're either calling
     all or calling none, it's not
just on y'all today.

Thanks I will add you
     Yes. I will be on later
tonight to battle.

A child of Eros
     *goes all starry eyed* she's great
Folding chair weapon.

Literally I guess...
     I agree with literally
everything she said.

So if he isn't
     impaired, what exactly is
the problem again?

"You like what you see?"
     She says. All I remember
is being speechless.

Watching somebody
     who knows every little thing
is boring to me.

Honestly think LoS2
     is shaping up to be just
as bad as LoS1 was.

You can't hide from us
     with your veil of ripping off
Matt Inman, you know.

Your resume looks fine
     and I am sure you just need
to keep applying.

"You say what you want
     and act like you are doing
your job, but you aren't.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

This environment
     is hurting the team more than
any results could.

Hopefully Lizzie
     uses her as walker bait
if they get cornered.

Vienna, just go
     to a classical concert.
Great Barrier Reef.

*He grabs everyone's
     sweets and heads to the counter
and pays for the sweets.

Your pharmacist should
     be able to tell you if
you can split the pill.

I was thinking more
     the one of the ghost woman
in the haunted house.

added Rodney Hood
     may be the smartest player
on the floor right now.

If she witnesses
     the event too, you can talk
to her about it.

If you had seizures
     from withdrawal before, please
be really careful.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

[deleted] You don't
     know, maybe his dad is way
old and coined the joke.

Being from somewhere
     other than India makes
this more difficult.

I'd smile and wave back
     and he'd wait a few minutes
and do it again.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Been wanting to get
     one, but hesitant about
buying without trying.

The north shore is filled
     with beautiful mansions on
twisty, scenic roads.

[deleted] I think
     my dick just crawled up into
my ear and fucked me.

I've heard of that, but
     I thought you normally bake it,
like, in an oven.

The idea is
     to use lethal force against
every opponent.

Say if you were me,
     and an engineer, what would
you rather me do?

I've read it before,
     and believe me you're better
off not reading it.

[deleted] Have you
     actually forgiven her or
just told her you have?

It's what dishonest
     debaters do, but it's not
just dishonesty.

At least have his arm
     and gun in the bottom shot
for crying out loud.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

So I guess I should
     have just continued running.
Thanks for the info.

Once again children,
     this is why we don't smoke crack
It's amazing! Thanks!!!

Look at me. Look what
     I have done. Well there you go,
there you have it. Huh.

If the game ends up
     being good I buy it, but
if it's bad fuck it.

Can't your wife show him
     around town (if she isn't
doing anything)?

I would want to talk
     with dam engineers about
potential problems.

The exact fraction
     depends on how much money
is a lot to you.

Sorry! Just subscribed
     today after finishing
the second season.

how many did not
     manage that and were missed by
the lifetime figures?

I wonder how skewed
     my knowledge is from the truth.
All very helpful.

I would have never
     imagined subtitles could
throw such shady shade.

I also don't see
     anything that indicates
he doesn't love her.

The real question is
     why do you want to practice
in America?

I'd bump compression
     for words even if I didn't
think you could hear them.

Waiting for my state
     to follow Colorado's
and Washington's lead.

I know some people
     who like animals way more
than they like people.

You should search this sub
     for "misconceptions", which should
give you some answers.

No worries if you
     cant get around to it though!
Keep up the good work!

You'll meet them at bars
     too, but they can't assault you
on the computer.

Lots of lessons here,
     and I suspect they were just
expensive lessons.

And a couple friends
     have asked if they can try their
hands at the controls.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

YES! Is the third one
     from the bottom mindless self
indulgence lyrics?

Even the quote you
     put in is ridiculous.
Our roads built by slaves?

But I was thinking
     more in terms of silhouette
rather than color.

Farnsworth invented
     the tv people actually
adopted and used.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Don't look now... but i'm
     pretty sure there's a spider
on your underwear...

I hate what you said
     and I am definitely
not a feminist.

Is it a smart thing
     for the guy in back to show
his face? Hail Satan!

You could start off just
     watching random episodes
around her presence?

[deleted] They get
     less hate because they're not trying
to equal PC.

I got pure cotton
     and peaches n' cream (the kind
people say to get).

Definitely Will
     Smith. "My life" is Philly slang
for "keys of cocaine".

[deleted] Kitty:
     "I'm gonna make you love me.
You know you want to.

Good luck! Don't get me
     wrong I see it playing out
exactly like that.

There are often car
     shows and meets at the Beacon
in Spartanburg. [ZING!

All my videos
     and images are on there.
Wow... that was vivid...

You're proving my point
     regarding how important
early sex ed is.

As far as bad trips
     in general, that just boils down
to set and setting.

I am thinking if
     running specialized fast track
grid tires this year.

Without the trigger
     that reminded me, I would
have forgotten it.

In my case it was
     with the Amazon instant
video service.

is literally true,
     therefore he is not spreading
false information.

I think we can all
     agree that they are planning
on killing the op.

Nuremberg was how
     long ago and people are
STILL using this line?

Ah okay thanks Could
     you link to a video
showing it, perhaps?

Any suggestions
     on where to get a return
pump reasonably?

In California
     trucks are confined to the two
right most lanes by law.

you don't have the free
     time to keep this up, little
guy And change the crest?!

Claremont Colleges
     Cool. Reading that back, it did
come out a bit harsh.

Your immune system
     isn't going to save you
next time a plague hits.

The Assad regime
     is extremely dependent
on Russian support.

I knew they were fast,
     but I didn't know they could break
the sound barrier.

Mind you, I met her
     playing Magic, so we are
grading on a curve.

He will keep it up
     for a solid minute too
if I don't react.

Make sure you hooked up
     the cases power button
to the correct pins.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Had a dodge ran plow
     truck with a really bad box
couple weeks ago.

I try to save time
     by not adjusting it, but
I soon regret that.

Most importantly
     thought I think its great that you're
doing what you love.

I could just be wrong.
     But regardless, demonstrate
the truth of this claim.

Thank you very much!
     Like pumps or are you looking
for a quantity.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

I like it and it's
     fun to play with, but finding
refills is a bitch.

This is just random
     thoughts, but the first problem would
be easily solved.

Thanks for the answer.
     I'm on track then! [deleted]
I READ MAX I READ.

if you know your way
     around, there are ways to work
around the system.

Here come the truckers
     to let everyone know how
important they are.

Aw, thank you! I must
     say, I am pretty happy.
c: I know that feel...

The precedent is
     there, is what I'm saying. Hmmm.
I agree, it is.

I had a grey fox
     when I was in second grade.
She was so awesome.

"Temples" are really
     good How do we know he didn't
laugh initially?

people have different
     opinions than u get used
to it Minus well.

(He's fine now). I hope
     I never have to go through
that feeling again.

I don't want to be
     the guy but it seems like no
one else has said it.

All gods children live
     under the sun and the moon,
even those with beards.

This was dangerous,
     though not really any more
so than usual.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

When did it ever?
     Thank you! I love the gloss black
kidney grills. Not true.

They are forced to put
     up with you and be friendly
because THEY'RE WORKING.

Who will be the first
     black person to take a shit
out of an airplane?

Don't post it online
     and make sure people know not
to give it to him.

Like what have you seen
     in interviews that got you
to this prediction?

And I couldn't switch
     to Playstation or PC
for the same reason.

It looks like he moves
     into a shot or is hit
by a ricochet.

I never expect
     to have a flat tire but
I carry a spare.

New ones will grow in.
     So you've got some pretty good
answers already.

Personally enjoyed
     the first half of the series
more than the second.

I also don't see
     many similarities
with Catalonia.

I like every host.
     They all have tons of natural
charm and charisma.

and people making
     their way to that building is
something all it's own.

Panties and Bras are
     fun, because you never know
what it's gonna be.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

My husband cheated,
     I forgave and we moved on.
He cheated again.