Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #132851

Not complaining just
     pointing out the pros and cons
to the episode.

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Haiku #132852

Shit my bad, allot.
     Allot is a word my bad
guys Neat. Yes and yes.

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Haiku #132853

I get foggy when
     I'm trying to confront something
that makes me anxious.

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Haiku #132854

Going for the same
     recovery option or tech?
try and change it up.

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Haiku #132855

Knock Knock. really...? fine,
     I broke it up into some
paragraphs for you.

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Haiku #132857

Dude, you're a bucks fan.
     Wait until next season then
get back on this thread.

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Haiku #132858

The one thing that was
     made very clear is that Duck
City is private.

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Haiku #132859

It can also be
     used As a hat Yes it is.
Thanks for the story!

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Haiku #132860

I opened the drawer,
     while my mom was bending down
looking for something.

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Haiku #132861

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #132862

If you want to be
     super conservative, bonds
seem like a good bet.

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Haiku #132863

Honestly, the world
     would be a shitty place if
people didn't dream big.

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Haiku #132864

He mentioned it when
     he was being interviewed,
just very briefly.

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Haiku #132865

Also, how do you
     think this change has affected
your lifts? Turn off grass.

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Haiku #132866

When the mass effect
     music came on I got all
teary eyed again.

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Haiku #132868

Teach them how to spot
     children who might be at risk
for abuse at home.

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Haiku #132869

Thanks for the tips. same.
     I always leave at least one
light on when i sleep.

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Haiku #133012

Unsolicited
     comments about my weight are
also annoying.

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Haiku #133013

Very. In my eyes,
     it would absolutely be
out of character.

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Haiku #133014

I mean one scene he's
     dog sledding and the next they're
on a vintage boat.

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Haiku #133015

You seem to accept
     that "It is not aggression
to stop an assault".

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Haiku #133016

Changed my "status" from
     "Seeing Someone" to "Single"
to see what happened.

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Haiku #133017

Besides it may not
     be cancer and something else.
Please go to doctor.

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Haiku #133018

Nor did you actually
     precisely explain to me
whats actually different.

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Haiku #133019

What are the interest
     rates on your current debts, and what
are the balances?

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Haiku #133020

Just remember it's
     foam and cardboard and you should
be fine. Use your words.

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Haiku #133021

The only place I'm
     aware of that does free eye
exams is for youth.

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Haiku #133022

spice it up with some
     stories from your childhood where
you felt love for her.

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Haiku #133023

I don't think this will
     fit in with the other posts
on the front page. Thanks!

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Haiku #133024

All the normal stuff
     you'd find in a storage shed.
Stunning! Love your back.

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Haiku #133025

[deleted] If Im
     almost done with the game can
I still enjoy it?

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Haiku #133026

It's obviously
     not the same and you know it.
Stop being an ass.

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Haiku #133027

What are you into?
     Architecture, history, art,
food, etc...?

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Haiku #133028

You just have to check
     their reputation or just
hope to be lucky.

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Haiku #133029

He is the creature
     that you only fight if you
wish for painful death.

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Haiku #133030

For trade posts, [H] must
     start the title (come before
[W]). **Scammers.

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Haiku #133031

From what I've seen on
     this sub, it's really common
in the downtown core.

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Haiku #133032

[deleted] redeemed
     the first code. Thanks OP! Oh God!
The change is happening!

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Haiku #133033

It was kind of fun,
     knowing everybody was
on the same level.

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Haiku #133034

I don't know who would
     actually win, but my money
would go on Bieber.

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Haiku #133035

*goes into her bag
     and pulls out another can*
Definitely math.

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Haiku #133036

You can even camp
     there the night if you have gear
and a spot reserved.

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Haiku #133037

Yeah, if you didn't like
     the coverage it's not a bad
thing to let them know.

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Haiku #133038

Put your pens away
     everybody, this one has
already been won.

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Haiku #133039

It may be able
     to repair it with a bit
if data missing.

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Haiku #133040

And by that time they'll
     have at least some more of their
technology too.

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Haiku #133041

Taking time off is
     not an option no matter
how much college costs.

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Haiku #133042

Could you recommend
     different RAM for me to get?
I know that feeling!

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Haiku #133043

I think you are just
     bummed someone is getting more
attention than you.

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Haiku #133044

Will be working hard
     to rectify the issues
over the weekend.

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Haiku #133045

Most would, they prob don't
     know any better He grinned
up at her. "Where else?

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Haiku #133046

"Because if you cook
     as well as you hunt, I may
have to marry you.

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Haiku #133047

[deleted] Grow up.
     But then how will I gross out
strangers on the bus?

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Haiku #133048

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #133049

This was easily
     fixed by an extra half turn
or so on the nut.

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Haiku #133050

I have a very
     similar haircut and I'd
love to try it out!

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Haiku #133051

Past. At least I'll know
     what at I'm getting into
so I can prepare.

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Haiku #133052

If that is increased,
     then further vandalism
and crime will increase.

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Haiku #133053

She was so cute on
     Green Wing. The showtime website.
[more intensity!

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Haiku #133054

They didn't have a fence
     or anything and the yard
was pretty open.

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Haiku #133055

Seems a bit small on
     videos but then again
i don't know too much.

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Haiku #133056

And worse, there were no
     cars behind the Camaro
for almost a block.

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Haiku #133057

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #133058

Tech jargon be damned,
     the game could have been great but
now its glitch crash fest.

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Haiku #133059

If I had to choose
     I'd say lethal injection.
Maybe firing squad.

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Haiku #133060

Besides, couldn't you
     trade with a rom anyways
if you wanted to?

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Haiku #133061

With that being said,
     I'm happy the Ice Hogs took
both games against them.

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Haiku #133063

[He asked how to get
     white text with a black outline.
I supplied the steps.

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Haiku #133064

The community
     theater near me did Les
Mis and I watched it.

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Haiku #133065

Its almost like there's
     another part of myself
I don't understand.

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Haiku #133066

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #133067

Also look at how
     much time we take making up
stories about things.

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Haiku #133068

Why would you break up
     when she has an awesome gift
in transit for you?!

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Haiku #133069

Fits the requirements,
     changes for each race, and just
looks nice in general.

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Haiku #133070

Does your name (in real
     life) resemble a city
or the dog from Spaced?

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Haiku #133071

And then you find out
     what life is like without them.
You gotta take them.

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Haiku #133072

Like I know you are
     hurting from what happened, but
you need to move on.

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Haiku #133073

No rush. The previews
     keep showing her in really
revealing clothing.

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Haiku #133074

I was a bit off
     with the quote and it looks like
I had the wrong book.

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Haiku #133075

People are complex,
     especially their internal
thoughts & fantasies.

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Haiku #133076

[deleted] If you're
     doing all the origin
keys as one, I want.

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Haiku #133078

Yea right at this point
     you can pull your lip over
your head and swallow.

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Haiku #133079

Sorry my wife is
     not "pure" enough for you, you
small minded bigot.

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Haiku #133080

You may be ok
     with that but why would you want
to walk back to that?

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Haiku #133082

I would hope that those
     men would come to learn that their
anger is misplaced.

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Haiku #133083

They are aliens.
     I have no clue what gender
the aliens are.

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Haiku #133226

I still got very
     close to a lot of them though
and they're great people!

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Haiku #133227

I've never let her
     down, and I promise I won't
let you down either.

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Haiku #133228

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #133229

It has a global
     audience and the money
involved is insane.

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Haiku #133230

But It doesn't make
     any sense to say that God
"began" to exist.

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Haiku #133231

I'm pretty certain
     there aren't any ethernet
ports in my dorm room.

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Haiku #133232

Think it's safe to say
     Reggie falls at the other
end of the spectrum.

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Haiku #133234

It's an honor they've
     bestowed on you, even if
you didn't ask for it.

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Haiku #133235

The original
     source is a book, but this site
references that book.

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Haiku #133236

The career goal is
     just to figure out what you
want to be doing.

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Haiku #133237

But I'm not gonna
     apologize for doing
nothing wrong, sorry.

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Haiku #133238

That's weird. Last person
     said it was normal. Oh well!
Thanks for the heads up!

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Haiku #133239

Thanks for the advice!
     How much would you be willing
to let these go for?

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Haiku #133240

No, because that has
     never happened in any
games' development.

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Haiku #133241

The only reason
     this is such a big deal is
because she's famous.

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Haiku #133242

you didn't think we stopped
     having sex after having
your sister did you?!

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Haiku #133243

But you never know
     *He wraps his arms around you,
cuddling close to you.

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Haiku #133244

Most likely I will
     pick all three up at once or
over a few days.

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Haiku #133245

The idea here
     is to continue the good
and discard the bad.

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Haiku #133246

The reason why is
     because capitalists don't
care about the facts.

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Haiku #133247

You can't let others
     enjoy something that you don't
like, so you bash it.

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Haiku #133248

These should start roughly
     in the middle of the blade
and trail to the edge.

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Haiku #133249

I, the almighty
     Helix Fossil, am the one
and only true God.

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Haiku #133250

Great idea on
     the pipe. Found a dead lizard.
Maybe that's the eggs?

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Haiku #133251

Even with what seemed
     to be a government man
(from the 70's) with her.

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Haiku #133252

*He grabs a chicken
     breast, and puts some alfredo
on top* Holy fuck.

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Haiku #133253

The lady's training
     philosophy might be spot
on and fabulous.

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Haiku #133254

If so i think it's
     called your eustachian tube
or something like that.

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Haiku #133255

I watch their prices,
     but haven't deposited
any money yet.

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Haiku #133256

there is nothing else
     to 'prove' existence of god
but people's actions.

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Haiku #133257

I never thought I'd
     meet so many great people
in the internet.

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Haiku #133258

Whole staff is pretty
     helpful in picking out stuff
that looks good on you.

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Haiku #133259

TIL apparently.
     mine was significantly
better than the first.

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Haiku #133260

Like I said, select
     fire not to mention the much
clearer iron sights.

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Haiku #133261

I wonder if it's
     so people don't get confused
by which sim is which.

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Haiku #133262

The switch from monthly
     to paycheck budgeting is
weird but so worth it!

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Haiku #133263

[deleted] thank you
     for sharing this I don't see
this as a problem.

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Haiku #133264

Your welcome my friend.
     I would definitely give
you gold if I could.

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Haiku #133265

Plus another 120g's
     for the kids. It is a plane!
It is a bird! No!

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Haiku #133266

You pay for tooling
     required to manufacture
and you own the tool.

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Haiku #133267

I binge watched the first
     four episodes, but I think
I have to go back...

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Haiku #133268

You are completely
     right, the right way to cheer is
to cheer the team's names.

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Haiku #133269

"I am serious!
     And don't call me Shirley!" Wait
how is this brain wash?

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Haiku #133270

But this place, you see
     the poverty the moment
you leave the airport.

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Haiku #133271

He's also engaged
     in trademark violations,
but we'll ignore those.

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Haiku #133272

Good tip though, I will
     mentally try to avoid
any wood bending!

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Haiku #133273

Have a look and see
     what you think That's what all big
organized crime does.

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Haiku #133274

Takes a bit longer
     but pretty painless process.
Young person: really?

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Haiku #133275

He's a loose cannon!
     He doesn't play by the rules,
I can't control him!

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Haiku #133276

Mostly though, I don't
     think how something looks really
matters in drumming.

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Haiku #133277

I have my auto
     correct turned off, so I can
still make those mistakes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133278

And say what you will
     but that use of random is
simply not correct.

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Haiku #133279

I mean, the NIT can
     oil have so many teams from
Indiana right?

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Haiku #133280

Also helps if you
     have the help of someone who
has done it before.

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Haiku #133281

Not that it changes
     your point You are right it is
the same girl. Bastard!

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Haiku #131843

To the store I go!
     The crowd was surprisingly
hot for all of that.

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Haiku #133282

Oh well, Early Bird
     gets the karma, I suppose.
Isn't this the point?

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Haiku #133283

In fact his post made
     far more sense then yours even
if he is a douche.

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Haiku #133284

[deleted] Yeah, or
     BoRk if need be that would be
amazing to see..

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Haiku #132314

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133285

And many do move
     to the city, those that don't
usually have kids.

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Haiku #133286

Not a good night. "How
     about I transplant my foot
up your ass?" Gravy!

Score: 0          

Haiku #133287

Heartfelt and sincere
     congratulations, "good job,"
& thanks for sharing!

Score: 0          

Haiku #133288

When you cut contact,
     just tell her to take a hike
and hang up on her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133289

I definitely
     did not expect it to be
bigger than the US.

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Haiku #133290

[deleted] Why don't
     you just let them get a dress
in their house colors?

Score: 0          

Haiku #133291

You might shit yourself.
     She's literally a couple
comments away dude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133292

basically you do
     need to spread and try something
that hasn't been done.

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Haiku #133293

Think about how great
     your life COULD become not how
bad it is right now.

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Haiku #133435

So apparently
     all genetic "defects" are
detrimental now.

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Haiku #133436

I knew the hardcore
     fans would appreciate it.
They're not sinister.

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Haiku #133437

I can't imagine
     that the Red Sox are going
to let Lester go.

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Haiku #133438

I wonder how these
     people survive Disneyland.
Touche. You know what's up.

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Haiku #133439

We just don't want you
     because HELIX FOSSIL WAS
AN CHAMP AT TRACK MEETS!

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Haiku #133440

A minor issue,
     but it's an India Pale
Ale, not Indian.

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Haiku #133441

Just because we don't
     have evidence doesn't mean
that nothing's out there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133442

:D Obviously
     im not since you also know
the definition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133443

Grab a good water
     based one (as in, one you didn't
get at the drug store.

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Haiku #133444

I believe that's where
     most of the King's Landing shoots
are done. lol.

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Haiku #133445

Especially hovering
     over the bomber spawn point,
I always do that.

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Haiku #133446

Looking back, I can
     tell they wanted kick me when
I wouldn't shut up.

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Haiku #133447

Confirmed! How many
     times should we loop the bass track
for the submission?

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Haiku #133448

Especially because
     that same guy kept yelling things
the entire game.

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Haiku #133449

I'm honestly not
     even sure I can express
how awful that is.

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Haiku #133450

The policemen would
     likely receive an award
for the incident.

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Haiku #133451

Thanks for it. is there
     any phase information
in the coloring?

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Haiku #133452

Now, have I dated
     someone who didn't fulfill all
my sexual wants?

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Haiku #133453

They definitely
     secure themselves in some way
to man made structures.

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Haiku #133454

If I were worried
     about spending time wisely,
I would do the dorms.

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Haiku #133455

Weed just seems to make
     these things more fun, but I can't
do the whole day thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133456

The stats for fire rate
     work differently for daggers
VS dual weapons.

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Haiku #133457

Plenty of people
     get therapy and manage
to find happiness.

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Haiku #133458

Agreed Also from
     SoCal here. I agree these
aren't big deals. You, OP.

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Haiku #133459

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133460

Didn't mean to offend.
     It's certainly not the end
all of articles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133461

Stay off of your phone
     (seriously don't even
pull it out while there).

Score: 0          

Haiku #133462

You're a good guy." By
     far the most embarrassing
moment of my life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133463

No. So be honest
     with yourself about your skills
and abilities.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133464

I had already
     asked about returning them
to the company.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133465

Did she actually just
     say that more carbon is good
for agriculture?

Score: 0          

Haiku #133466

I thought so... I can
     now relax knowing that you
are holding a broom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133468

This will help avoid
     another incident like
this in the future!

Score: 0          

Haiku #133469

Not that I know of.
     Animals as leaders is
pretty insane though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133470

He'll just throw it out
     there as if that would make them
want to sleep with him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133471

I thought you were dead!"
     Which is a joke but also
mostly not a joke.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133472

Friend (say named John) had
     been dating a girl (say named
Sarah) for two years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133473

I use blender though.
     Can confirm, fellow exchange
student in the US.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133474

I just feel there's too
     much trying to go on at once
in terms of creatures.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133475

Ones who will believe
     anything, and ones who are
skeptic as all fuck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133476

A shot glass holds more
     water than a sponge, so there
is more to soak up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133477

Really listen, like
     actually listen when someone
is talking to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133478

ace and diamond Does
     the guy in the red mask know
that he's in the ring?

Score: 0          

Haiku #133479

For some reason though
     those interiors just aren't
doing it for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133480

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133481

It looks like those feet
     that always wash up on shore.
The same wear and stuff.

Score: 0          


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