Reddit Haikus

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

I wonder if there's
     anyone here that hasn't
contemplated it?

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

that would be wicked!
     maybe he would want to be
part of my project!?

Also single Malts
     or blends? Flair is off topic.
Welcome to the club.

[deleted] Because
     you're an idiot that can't
accept that you're wrong.

I didn't know you were
     so young and that changes how
I feel about it.

If they're designer
     pants the zipper is almost
never long enough.

All in all, if it's
     something you actually want, you
just have to do it.

Also commonly
     used by annoying people
on the internet.

I just don't think it's
     something that I would ever
donate money too.

I've been to the Queen
     Vic a few times and never
left disappointed.

At that price the Mets
     should have gotten in the mix,
what cheap fucks they are.

It's not personal,
     except that I'd personally
like you to do well.

And then we're trickling...
     that's a lot of loaded words
in one comma phrase.

You can't just ignore
     phrasing like "gift from God" when
used by this person.

A small price to pay
     in my opinion to get
back above health gate.

So your temps are on
     the high side, but not actually
that hot when idling.

I'm going to be
     about an hour late to this.
Should I still show up?

But since Auburn lost
     to Florida State, it gets
more complicated.

I am a very
     clean person and I've never
lived in a shit hole.

My career goal has
     little to no pay right now.
Hers does. It's teamwork.

Why? Why the fuck is
     the smell of it on your mind?
Maybe the Legion?

No that's when they fall
     asleep drunk on your shoulder.
I'd like to think so.

I'm just curious
     as to what she was upset
about, if you know.

I will miss my dogs
     and anyone I know who
becomes a zombie.

If someone is still
     actually testing at that point.
I want to see this.

Stunk up the office
     too, since we have only one
door and no windows.

Man, I like to tease
     my boyfriend about it, but
I have no problem.

A good guy will not
     cheat here or there, a good guy
won't cheat anywhere.

You should watch Southland
     Tales. The whole movie is one
big visual gag.

Agreed. I wish more
     stuff was available on
services like it.

Most of these have been
     mentioned in article form
at some point in time.

I'm not doctor or
     scientist but I just want
to say something. Wow.

Oh is that what those
     are every time I wave good
by to my taxes?

Feminist posters
     using something like the phrase,
'tell men not to rape!'

this video felt
     like I was intruding on
something, 'til the fart.

Just because someone's
     arguments are fallacious
doesn't mean they're wrong.

Whether is Tyler,
     Sherrill, or Mullen at coach,
we've heard it before.

Like when a parent
     tells you no to do something
and you do it more.

The thought didn't sound fun,
     but I wanted to be home
alone even less.

*She smiles and pulls you
     close*. Yes... you did very well...
your Master is pleased.

Zebras and horses
     are not made to mate and it's
so unnatural.

I had to help her
     walk the whole way and stood right
outside the bathroom.

I walked to my room
     ashamed and sad, trying to walk
normal to my room.

I take a power
     yoga class where everyone
can stand on their heads!

All technology
     is more or less equally
attractive to me.

Also, collecting
     cars and customizing them
was a lot of fun.

SO SEXY Welcome
     to the inside of my heart.
I'm all down today.

The shelf life for store
     bought eggs is A LOT longer
than most people think.

Can I please have some
     donuts, items, and money?
Thank you in advance.

Wait home Depot gift
     cards purchased at a grocery
store counts as groceries?

In the end its not
     something the government should
involve itself with.

I need to know if
     I'm a good man. I dunno,
this is kinda flawed.

It's his phone, and it's
     expensive, and someone could
easily grab it.

If it's the same staff,
     different channel, I do not
see cause for concern.

What will they want next?
     The vote? Access to public
spaces while unclean?

They sound pretty great
     clean and the drive channel is
good too. No, still there.

You'll be the only
     guy in the world with all these
beautiful woman!

Bane. In the movie,
     he tells Batman "You merely
adopted the dark.

When did he get old
     enough for his first drivers
license to expire?

Probably not ever
     going to happen either!
Can i play with you?

She's having all her
     fun, and getting to poop on
your parade as well.

I didn't even know
     "saga" was in the title
until this happened.

He decides he wants
     to go up, just a few feet,
and then right back down.

Pity he wasn't
     drinking Arizona Tea
and eating Skittles....

Why do we care if
     people don't want to watch news
about the Ukraine?

Just curious were
     do you live to get speeds like
that in the 1st space.

So there I was, just
     sitting there, drinking Capri
Sun out of a glass.

It just showed how much
     class, dignity and respect
he has for the game.

Tell her she really
     the whole package from her head
to her (wink, wink) toes.

I would fall into
     the classic trap of forcing
people to be free.

I'm also a sports
     writer myself and have worked
with some newspapers.

If so, probably good
     he didn't marry her, and can
give the dude the ring.

How am I way off
     and what am I way off of?
I suck at pitching...

And a ghost does not
     have the means to keep a new
born baby alive.

My Valentine One
     pointed one out on Speedway
near Swan. Something weird?

I'm not against it,
     I just feel we need to be
safer about it.

I am so glad there
     was a kind person there who
treated you so well.

Dude has to decide
     he wants to play football, though.
Lovie might help there.

Something that relies
     on madcap skills is fragile
by definition.

Do you ever run
     into customers who know
nothing about tech?

You have to figure
     out how you're going to find
joy in life. It's work.

I assume your hips
     get wider the closer you
come to giving birth?

Losing control is
     sadder if some one dies, but
no morally worse.

[deleted] look like
     flak fire to me Depends on
how much lube you use.

Who would want catchup
     mechanisms in Modern
Art, for example?

People who don't get
     up for elderly people
on the bus. Thank god!

He has a nice swing
     and is still a couple years
away from his prime.

Edited again
     to make the words make more sense.
Did he get older?

You are campaigning
     against ladders because you're
against fun features?

This just helped me step
     back from what I already
knew I was doing.

They're peaceful, to her.
     You're doing God's (Or Darwin..
either way) work son.

You're doing God's (Or
     Darwin.. either way) work son.
Keep up the good work.

yes, i know its been
     replaced, you're not telling me
anything new there.

If you want to get
     into penny stocks start small.
Very very small.

Who knows though I doubt
     anyone guessed Auburn would
win the SEC this year.

Preferably the non
     BTA keys first. So is
Toy Story and Cars.

I don't know how, but
     I think you must have gone through
this album backwards.

This is exactly
     why I try never to write
checks to begin with.

It was generally
     available as a branch
choice for most Cadets.

I'm glad the gyn nurse
     was able to recover
some print outs for you.

Especially if it's
     just because I don't like their
music and antics.

Pianist. Her voice
     kind of turned me off to her
as a kid. Thank you!

I almost always
     avoid pictures of my face
taken from the side.

Take that as you will
     only a real loser would
have a dead parent.

Edit: software tool
     I would REALLY like to see
Riot address this.

I'll check that out when
     I get home. Thanks. Or he could
go to alaska.

TEAM IN TRANSITION
     I didn't know England got three
years, ridiculous.

Those officers are
     your brothers and you're going
to turn against them?

And the mechanics
     behind how the Fed controls
the money supply?

Like, do you think you
     were lucky to get work or
was it not too hard?

But it is never
     as beautiful as when Depp
is reciting it!

They know you. They know
     how to get under your skin.
And they enjoy it.

I missed the part where
     you point out that welker LEFT
HIS FEET on the block.

This was always said
     to be impossible due
to wavelength constraints.

I mean, who else could
     pull of the mero mero
fruit like Hancock does?

Also Commander.
     I used to work with a guy
named Scary Larry.

That is the opposite
     experience I have had.
Which type of server?

Edit: spelling Now
     I have another reason
to visit Texas!!

Not saying they will,
     but it's very possible.
Trust me on this one.

Well you don't, but if
     you don't haggle you'll pay full
price for everything.

I have been looking
     for a Ditto Safari
for a long long time!

Is he completely
     open to trying new things on
the field in live games?

Although without Jim
     Carey I wouldn't know how
to spell beautiful!

I think that being
     frugal has a lot to do
with being rational.

These people don't want
     to end their own lives, they want
to end their suffering.

Classic "The whole is
     greater than the sum of its
parts" scenario.

Anyway, you could
     seriously smell it from
outside the building.

I think the point is
     that within the rules there is
more scope for roughness.

Otherwise, it's more
     like "I'm interested, do you
want to try this out?".

They would never print
     cards that do those three actions
at the same pricing.

They don't try to get
     near her at all, they just like
to watch. But thank you!

I just don't like it.
     It feels too much like a job
interview to me.

I'm not home right now
     but I will give you my steam
account after work.

You should only dance
     like no one is watching when
no one is watching.

My mother was had
     this resigned look on her face
while she held my purse.

As for what I write
     about, I'm making it up
as I go along.

But Pop seems content
     with him doing exactly
what he did last year.

It would have been nice
     to keep him around. EDIT:
spelling Yeah, that's it.

This joke has been said
     about every good corner
since the dark ages.

Is it annual,
     quarterly, just any day
where the market falls?

It's a pointless tease.
     Much more excited about
this one. As I said...

It is you.... If you
     wanted to fit in you could
but you choose not to.

Though obviously
     if it's working properly
for you then that's fine.

Every character
     could use more utility.
Added and online.

Lucky for us don't
     foresee reds and plums ever
falling out if style.

I would recommend
     that if you want some actual
news from CNN.

Bale (although he's welsh)
     is the only one that comes
to mind who's active.

I'd say "let's check out
     the teachings attributed
to Jesus," probably.

Jesus said and did
     exactly what the Bible
says he said and did?