Haiku #128939
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Haiku #128940
Wake up late. Get yelled
at by roommate for alarms
going off for hours.
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Haiku #129283
Most of them either
learned WHY or simply TO stay
away from my work.
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Haiku #212670
HAS to be the sens.
Shootouts suck [deleted] Might
be a mixed blessing.
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Haiku #244667
YES, this is the whole
argument that is really
being debated.
Haiku #129081
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Haiku #134945
I will have to see
if they ship reasonably
to my area.
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Haiku #177498
Married With Children.
The best show ever. Of course.
And I realize that.
Haiku #129104
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Haiku #129299
You can't go around
icing people and expect
your name to stay clean.
Haiku #129300
The interpreter
in Saving Private Ryan
Do your own research.
Haiku #129301
Every plate we had
I had to pause to reflect
on how good it was.
Haiku #129302
Personally I thought
"Train Arriving At Station"
was phenomenal..
Haiku #129303
Like if she tells me
she enjoys doing something
with me and doesn't.
Haiku #129304
It's different and I'm
learning a lot here, but am
making less money.
Haiku #129305
Great guy, so if you
have any problems, I'm sure
he'll take care of you!
Haiku #129306
Once you get the ball
rolling doing more and more
will come naturally.
Haiku #129307
The only thing is
that you have to PUSH yourself
to take the first step.
Haiku #129308
They have to have both
individual trademarks
to protect their IP.
Haiku #129309
Pleasantly surprised
to see the reality
was not too far off.
Haiku #129310
If some kid buys gear
with his mommies CC how
does that effect you?
Haiku #129311
I'm sure I would gain
quite a bit of attention
with my new found coin.
Haiku #129312
If you think I'm wrong
about something, explain why
and I'll try to learn.
Haiku #129314
Yes She typically
needs to replace a blown pug
at least once a month.
Haiku #129315
Meaning that is not
something I would like to put
myself through. Thank you.
Haiku #129316
A *few* people get
regular salaries, but
these are rare, I find.
Haiku #129317
I learned basically
everything there is to learn
about everything.
Haiku #129318
Right, right. Some people
have trouble staying in their
personal bubbles.
Haiku #129319
Focus on value,
rather than image, brand name
or new in package.
Haiku #138303
The BBC is
usually reputable
for world and US news.
Haiku #129321
I do think there is
likely to be life elsewhere
in the universe.
Haiku #129322
Hitler? Fuck sakes way
to completely jump the shark.
I think you got sniped.
Haiku #129323
It isn't a bright
purple so it can look dark
brown in some lighting.
Haiku #129324
Do you write music
with either an instrument
or a computer?
Haiku #129325
It's hard to complain
right now as a Jackets fan,
but as history shows...
Haiku #129326
Just wondering if
the work put in is actually
worth it? He is French.
Haiku #129327
Quite often these are
the guys that need to season
before going in.
Haiku #129328
Could anybody
please explain this *virtual
retina display*?
Haiku #129329
No idea if
that's a complete fallacy
or not. No you won't.
Haiku #129331
Haiku poetry
based on rhyme idolatry
sounds like lyrics, see?
Haiku #129332
I've always hated
attempts to grade a draft class
after one season.
Haiku #129333
Did you write it? No.
Am I wrong? Probably. But who
cares it's funny man.
Haiku #129334
Just so all of you
know, as of yet there isn't
support for Showcase.
Haiku #129335
So go get someone
to commit to giving you
premium content.
Haiku #129336
Does she have access
to a good social circle
or other events?
Haiku #129337
I start every game
by announcing that I'm new
and keeping it light.
Haiku #129338
If not, still will be
better than last gen
consoles lol.
Haiku #129339
Oh wow totally
understandable, AC4
is still a great amp!
Haiku #129340
They really have no
other way of finding out
if you do or not.
Haiku #129342
SEC SEC SEC Probably
so they can resell them when
the sale is over.
Haiku #129343
I hate you Sandra.
I. Hate. You. [deleted] Will
add to evidence.
Haiku #129344
You're only as good
as the company you keep.
I'd break up with her.
Haiku #129345
Repeat after me:
I am not a bad person.
I am not a whore.
Haiku #129346
I am not a whore.
I am a young woman who
owns my own body.
Haiku #129347
It says that he stressed
that the law would be enforced
despite his challenge.
Haiku #129348
Well, who in NA would
be a better fit over
the players he said?
Haiku #129349
How are you going
to get resets if you die
before you kill them.
Haiku #129350
Performance would most
likely be terrible though.
[deleted] Added.
Haiku #129351
One of the few things
that can make you feel slightly
better when crying.
Haiku #129352
Is realizing you
aren't wearing any make up.
Thanks. What's that word there?
Haiku #129354
I'd love to meet you,
but I know you probably don't
want to be bothered.
Haiku #129355
If you can't account
for the money, then you don't
owe her anything.
Haiku #129356
Please elaborate on
your question and I would be
happy to oblige.
Haiku #129357
I'm not the one trying
to correct everyone on
the internet bub.
Haiku #129358
I wasn't losing
fast mind you, slow but steady.
It's a good number!
Haiku #129359
Dude A has great skill,
but has a tendency toward
selective hearing.
Haiku #129360
That's socialism.
/s Sorry, I was making
fun of your grammar.
Haiku #129361
The rest of your post
is mindless rambling against
things I never said.
Haiku #129362
Send me a request.
I made an improved and more
efficient version.
Haiku #129363
Luckily Gary
Johnson or R Lee Rights should
be running as well.
Haiku #129364
Funny. Because their
fossil remains have been found
all over the world.
Haiku #129365
It's why so many
people INSIST that a trans
flush ruined their trans.