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It's not so different
     from a 7970m, just a higher
core clock I believe.

This will always be
     the best argument against
voting in linked threads.

Seizures and shaking.
     I love a fragile angel
with epilepsy.

They're loud and probably
     not too versatile, but they're
also distinctive.

Finally, players
     need to learn to take advice
in a team setting.

Look, I am not trying
     to trash talk you, so why are
you giving me shit.

^^^Cool ^^^story ^^^me What
     is your take on the whole curved
screen idea then.

I don't even spend
     that much on food in a week.
[deleted] Awesome!

Sure, those "medicines"
     were discovered by no more
than trial and error.

Edit: I just read
     your post back and I know you're
trying to help, so thanks!

Another question,
     why don't they just lie across
the face of the goal?

You're a devil man.
     And you should feel a lot worse
than you probably don't.

Well what I mean or
     think as you should maybe not
just stick to one role.

She still utters these
     when she's frustrated and has
no clue what they mean.

I don't wanna be
     the first to bring age into
this, but she's twice yours.

Also, if this is
     your first time, have fun and don't
be afraid to laugh.

I'm a grown woman
     and I wish I had a mom
to hold me right now.

rabbits can't even
     eat meat, he just killed it cause
he could. lessons learned.

EDIT: I Love him
     more than anything. Sad face.
Face Palm. Everything.

The sound of plastic
     packaging, people eating
or making mouth sounds.

There would be a small
     protest every now and then
though, nothing major.

Louisville football
     didn't have good attendance til
Charlie Strong showed up.

I think they're going
     to get more difficult not
that much easier.

Eliminating
     the threat is exactly what
I'm talking about.

I don't even get
     anything for my birthday.
Gifts, dinner, nothing.

*Business classes are
     still shit, but slightly better
than sober when stoned.

i think it's peoples
     own preference whether they do
or not, not a law.

[deleted] Bledsoe
     won't play in nearly enough
games to qualify.

Those look confusing.
     I'd rather squat with a straight
bar, to be honest.

Hot Fuss and Sam's town
     were probably their best albums.
Thanks for the input.

It probably happened
     to me a couple of times,
now that you mentioned.

So I died because
     another player didn't know
that rule. The worst part?

Order got stronger
     in some areas, but much
weaker in others.

You can't blame Lego
     for going with it but it's
regrettable still.

THANKS MAN Oh come on,
     I'd just reply with... "You want
to why I'm so fat?

They're just not very
     good, and as a result you
barely notice them.

I don't know, they've got
     those cameras doing pretty
ridiculous things.

Anything that shows
     the shallow culture of blacks
is pretty funny!

Aristotle, by
     himself, would not have revived
the Europeans.

That height on the pack
     will burn to the foil, and more
bad times will be had.

Any girl he tries
     to "save" will help her boyfriend
kick his doughy ass.

Since then, I try not
     to wear a mask, and just be
honest with people.

Yes keep them separate
     with an imaginary
separation stick.

I once had to go
     down to Corvallis for work.
So what do I do?

When people support
     gay marriage it's usually
in the absolute.

Thank you kindly Naw,
     Cubans are usually kept
in the DEA locker.

She can see you are
     making a definite move
in her direction.

Bleeding effects are
     comical and make you look
like a blood fountain.

Actually we can use
     that money now that we know
he's not coming back.

[Oh man, there's no way
     this is the website you meant
to post this website.

The umpires aren't
     allowed to make up the rules
as they go along.

Posting in other
     subs is a good way to help
others find a sub.

"Wait for it..." You are
     literally saying "obey".
Without irony.

Drill instructors used
     to use psychological
warfare on recruits.

I enjoy messing
     with my girlfriend off because
sometimes she slaps me.

It should also start
     while in gear, but only if
the clutch is pulled in.

I'm not a doctor,
     but I doubt it is harmful.
Might be a trigger.

Better than nothing,
     I suppose. The tools are there,
might as well use 'em.

Just list your games here.
     Dat world rendering update
tho That's pretty cool.

The star wars sword fights
     were horrible and there is
no excuse for that.

:D Good balanced build.
     Can't say there is anything
I'd suggest cutting.

In the future you
     should probably avoid talking
about peoples' "parts".

It kills me that our
     educational system
kills passion like that.

Landing that support
     ultimate feels awesome Cool!
[deleted] Thanks! So?

Quite a few students
     are using it, which is more
than enough for me.

But I was thinking
     more that you just control who
gets to hear at first.

Makes me feel a bit
     better knowing that that's what
may be causing it.

But, "money" is not
     "made" by hard work. Well again,
not completely true.

You will have to check
     if the pricing works for you
(there's a free quota).

You don't learn and grow
     as a team if you rarely
play the better teams.

I look at this sub
     all the time, but I don't want
to see shit like this.

Classic and ideal
     combination especially
with a darker red.

If I yell for him
     to go after anyone
else, he won't do it.

*Producer Ivor
     Cutlery* Oh, sorry! Yes,
it actually did. Thanks!

It's a sport (even
     if you don't find it sporting,
it's still what it is.

So much frustration
     from the fact it doesn't go
nicely with a lot.

It's become our thing
     and a running joke amongst
our friends. I love it.

That's probably as far
     as they got before she got
too strong to contain.

They currently don't
     look like wings, and they don't match
the rest of the style.

Mission accomplished
     without being a pushy,
presumptuous jerk.

Nope. Morgan only
     played that shot because he knew
he couldn't go out.

Avoid caffeine when
     you're stressed to avoid worsening
your palpitations.

If I get annoyed
     by those issues, then fuck them
there is no excuse.

Kill him again if
     he came back to mid over
and over again.

This is an album
     recorded live at a club
called The Frequency.

If you've never heard
     our show this would be a great
episode to try.

oh it came across
     more as mocking than snooty
:D That's a real shame.

Just the way I save
     redstone or glass, as they are
rare and expensive.

And in the local
     economy, that's going
to cause huge problems.

No capital gains,
     no tax on assets (like France
or the Netherlands).

If anyone has
     some tips for someone new, I'll
be glad to hear them!

On the contrary,
     you can spread the importance
across two matches.

I don't know which games
     overlap, really, so that's
why I made this thread.

Is Rick Scott really
     so rich that he could fund his
own campaign? Dark souls.

They didn't have to yet
     still they did, and that's something
to be thankful for.

I guess whatever
     card is being used to pay
for that phones service.

People like you are
     the reason God doesn't talk
to us anymore.

I'm fine with the trade
     but the B's management was
too harsh on the kid.

You are **not** going
     to assume it'll all be fine
and think you know best.

I really don't think
     the is the start of any
kind of slippery slope.

You can pay someone
     to do those things for you, but
then it costs money.

The lesson to be
     learned is that fat, like paper
towels, comes off in sheets.

I suggest Rhino
     for starters, properly built,
you won't ever die.

You probably missed them.
     Case in point, a distraction
is a distraction.

What series is this?
     It really is awesome but
whats the connection?

all ur insults suck
     man ur all so dumb What are
you looking for then?

Blush by Wolf Alice;
     Hold It Kid (Your Heart Just Skipped
A Beat) by The Weeks.

[deleted] I used
     my brother's star wars figures
as Barbie's children.

It's looking a bit
     rough now, wish the company
could make a comeback.

It's gonna suck when
     you have to cut off your leg
going rock climbing.

[deleted] Jacks log
     is the only one that got
any attention.

[deleted] this sounds
     like the library I want
to smell your panties.

It's really easy
     to call out others' sins while
ignoring your own.

Because *he still blames
     Borden for the death of his
wife and wants revenge.

You don't have to be
     afraid of the rich leaving
or not making jobs.

A lot of dudes are
     idiots and never break
out of their ego).

If that's not really
     the point of this sub, then that's
my bad, I'll steer clear!

I really think you
     might need to find a friend who
can help you out here.

Maybe. Did you get
     rich in the process, or will
you get rich from it?

To me it just sounds
     like the intoxicated
guy is yelling things.

IF people abuse
     this little trick of the white
space at the bottom?

This stupid weekend
     is keeping me up all night.
All my feels. Oh well.

But he LOVES being
     the hero, so he solves her
code to impress her.

Is it any good?
     Also most of you have gone
for someone you hate.

The game already
     leans on CC in order
to get any kills.

Thanks for posting OP.
     Dude, seriously, just look
at America.

I generally don't
     do it anymore unless
necessary though.

Actually her being
     heavier meant she burns more
calories than you.

Then next caravan
     buy everything that is food
and drink. Both, actually.

My deep sympathies
     anyway, it just about
drove us up the wall!

Gentlemen, *do* learn
     to tie a tie, do *not* try
to iron a suit.

Come to Istanbul!
     And yet he asked to see you
again, lol.

Though the shipment does
     have a world changing effect...
Thanks for the review.

An all in one date
     package, where you provide both
the date and the date.

That's pretty awesome.
     Um... did you just try to black
the background in paint?

But it is only
     fair to say that this is how
the game works right now.

Still a bit tighter
     than I'd like in the thighs, but
overall ok.

If so, need to be
     even more vigilant while
not hitting the boss.

I would totally
     buy a car that had something
cool like that on it.

I do get hurt by
     this sometimes, but never twice
by the same person.

He's awesome If you
     want a realistic game,
this is really it.

I prefer to learn,
     but I also realize one
can't learn everything.

How the cloud is used
     on either console is not
important to me.

a great perspective
     to get before you get on
the adult treadmill.

A good way to be
     homeless and poor is to be
openly different.

Apologies if
     I wasn't as transparent
as I should have been.

If I could wrangle
     the debt down to the $50-80k mark,
would it be worth it?

It's vital we know
     Ever tried to take a shit
after you shower?

They first want to fix
     major bugs and then release
the next expansion.

You become so rich
     that you can afford solid
silver countertops.

When you sat us down,
     and told us you had cancer.
Wow. Mom had cancer.

When has he ever
     done something like this, if that's
what you're suggesting?

I want this. I don't
     care how much space it takes up
in my small dwelling.

If its a decent
     card on its own, like the ooze
is, absolutely.

And among the three,
     Wesker has the most to be
in the anchor spot.

Pretty frustrating
     You know what Magic without
mana issues is?

Not all of it, just
     enough to bring the surplus
generation down.

I say many ways.
     At a distance the game looks
good most of the time.

BURN THE HERETIC
     you should look into Shin Splints
and how to treat them.

It'll be good for you
     to see what your overnight
sugars are doing.

Oh also I don't
     cry or get emotional
when I probably should.

If you want to move
     more than three steps in handball
you have to dribble.

We aren't exactly
     facing marauding armies
invading our lands.

No idea, but
     I imagine the results
would be similar.

The only question
     that remains is, how does one
create such a script.

Because if you pick
     Twisted first, your opponent
just picks Yasuo.

It may take patience
     and time, but baby's can be
pretty flexible.

Looks like Dewalt brand
     (nope, CAT brand I think) work boots.
They have yellow soles.

I have to admit
     that it is low hanging fruit
and a mine of shit.

Yet they own pretty
     much the same game (pal) playing
on their pal consoles.

I'll go play right now
     to troll some kids and make them
spit over keyboard.

More lift for less drag,
     means less propulsion needed
and therefore less fuel.

[deleted] If you
     die first, I'm DEFINITELY
going to eat you.

If he ever does
     do short hair it should be styled
It's just tied back, though.

Nor are they referred
     to as English troops, Scottish
troops, etc.

We can't se the text
     I remember this guy from
Hard Knocks. I liked him.

It's not EVERYONE.
     I like you... Kinda... I think
my nose is bleeding...

Wattle tree is green
     and gold. Fuck Australia's flag.
We need a new one.

Turning your over
     your shoulder is recipe
for an accident.

[deleted] I think
     basic income is a good
solution to this.

Why should someone who
     doesn't like gays be "shamed" or
"stigmatized" for it?

If the answer is
     "not much" that could be a big
part of the problem.

It's pretty clearly
     talking about a user
on that message board.

You are, in fact, not
     the only one around here
who doesn't like weed.

TIL that Harry Hill
     did a lot of the research
for that show himself.

Woke up this morning
     and i was given more then
i asked for. Great Guy.

But it should actually
     be possible to get through
the game without cheats.

Woke up this morning
     and i was given more then
i asked for. Great Guy.

They're definitely
     not used to seeing people
with guns in their shops.

Which is why drinking
     is a bit more dangerous
for diabetics.

Heaps of people were
     standing around me staring,
calling me a freak.

Although, what they lack
     in animation, they more
than make up with style.

Fools gold is always
     easiest to accept when
you got nothing else.

(most people are still
     unaware this is the case).
They didn't have a choice.

Bloody hell. They are
     just trying to reclaim the space
that men stole from them.

His claim that it was
     for workers to purchase his
own cars was just gloss.

If the legends are
     true, this box will bring evil
back into the world.

I doubt it. I lift
     the lid slowly, expecting
something to happen.

Again, this is stuff
     that's covered in most Poli
Sci intro courses.

The fact that you think
     the two are comparable shows
what a child you are.

I think they might be
     saving it for Flash, might suit
the mood more as well.