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I remember how
     to sing them all in a row
as part of a song.

So, like, there was one
     time when I saw Chandler Jones
mess up his footwork.

Good call. If you can
     make decisions for your self
god speed. Point taken!

For your price range you'd
     be much better off looking
for a monitor.

Boat shoes shouldn't be
     worn in the winter, so why
make boots out of them?

Remember that time
     he created a device
to make his dog talk?

After I remove
     the ice pack I use a deep
pore cleanser lotion.

[deleted] In what
     way is their environment
stressful or foreign?

The reason the US
     can pivot to Asia is
because it wants to.

A lot of the late
     1800s was dominated by
the robber barons.

[deleted] As long
     as it focused on you like
I would be... Face first.

I too am from South
     Africa although I live
in Johannesburg.

Granted it wasn't
     all hugs any kisses, but
she was behind him.

Its like watching two
     guys in fat suits go crazy.
Its awesome. Same here.

I just hate having
     to change my process to fit
the situation.

Maybe for the black
     horseshoe that's likely coated
and low quality.

Nibs are cheaper than
     parallel pens, and will give
you much crisper script.

I'm new around here,
     don't know anything about
the order of things.

Even the oldest
     children of the sixties are
still in their fifties.

Something so cheap you
     display shouldn't have it's price
magnified so much.

Just thug followers
     with a void for compassion
and understanding.

With that asinine
     logic no one gives a fuck
about you either.

Happens all the time.
     You seem angry [deleted]
But Our Eyes Aren't Real?

I liked what you did
     in the middle part, that was
pretty impressive.

European is
     somewhere in between (I've gone
through all three systems).

You're drawing a false
     dichotomy between strength
and hypertrophy.

Yeah they're trying to make
     their poisonous dog food seem
new and exciting.

Drinking in defeat
     will just better prepare you
to drink in victory.

don't take a wire wheel
     die grinders to piston tops
or cylinder heads.

No, in Germany,
     no one would be camping out
in the passing lane.

Listen, stop feeling
     sorry for yourself and do
something about this.

And strangely enough,
     the better things get, the worse
people think things are.

I'm going to try
     to document its growth all
the way to the top.

[deleted] A Jew,
     a Mexican and the pope
walk into a bar.

Are you that girlfriend?
     She's one of the hottest girls
I know, sick body.

I probably didn't say
     enough in the first post, but
I agree with you.

Possibly we are
     not the only animals
that have this feeling.

I was so ashamed
     when I figured out this girl
was from my hometown.

I don't know that there
     is a better option than
the current policy.

Yes, one must make sure
     no car is coming before
stepping off the curb.

Also whenever
     talk of rush comes up I am
the spokesman for smoke.

There is a long, high
     hill that I drive up then down
every so often.

Zionism is
     one part of Jewish culture.
So is theism.

Unfortunately,
     I'm going to have to drive
the whole way for these.

[deleted] They guy
     in the middle was shitting
his pants standing still.

[deleted] There are
     no brand specifications
which is a bad sign.

I look past every
     flaw I may notice and just
look at all the good.

I am also not
     sure what my mentality
is concerning girls.

Lol boundless
     His Toronto promo was
long and awesome though.

this is exactly
     the situation where you
would use a taser.

Mostly I did sports
     and stuff when I was littler,
but didn't enjoy it.

You will also be
     much more informed on the trade
than the rest of us.

But you should have read
     the party manifesto
before joining them.

Thank you very much!
     Added [deleted] Depends
how close you two are.

Well... this is awkward
     My family owned a few when
i was in my teens.

Whichever movie
     got the most votes would be shown
at a discount rate.

Alot better than
     the dumb name would have you think,
i would recommend.

You don't want teenage
     boys getting into a pool
after a hot day.

Everybody was
     keenly aware of how fast
prices were rising.

Should I get 51st States
     too, if I want to fully
enjoy New Era?

How could it not be
     and advantage to avoid
or delay taxes?

I did it so fast
     and don't know how to handle
the questions and shit.

I did it so fast
     and don't know how to handle
the questions and shit.

OK... that is just
     SPECIAL. This ones tall enough
to be OSAMA....?

And no, this isn't
     just something for once the next
expansion comes out.

If I did, I would.
     Radio shack. Batteries.
Buy two get two free.

It's easy to spot
     the people who can't have nice
things for a reason...

He just shows up when
     no one is able to deal
with being front. So.

Sounds legit Are you
     mainly a comedian?
That was last Tuesday.

The "make working out
     fun and a priority
during your day" trait.

^^^or ^^^do... [deleted]
     I try to avoid telling
people my birthday.

You might get someone
     or yourself *killed* by doing
something as foolish.

They say something like
     "It's me, your old pal, the real
deal [name here!] No joke!

*Posts own video*
     *Comments on own video*
Oh, sure... look at that.

A: Crabs. Im in :D
     Low effort post for a low
effort company.

[deleted] Besides
     going through Oakley, you could
try a Sunglass Hut.

Economic ties
     but they really want to go
after each other.

That's why I don't buy
     the cotton thing, personally.
I haven't. At all.

I am curious
     about what good you believe
will come of telling?

Any alphabet
     that pronounces Z as "Zed",
is irrelevant.

Like anyone would
     care about worlds if there were
no Korean teams there.

Not wanting to tell
     the doctor about the ED
is IT coming back.

The rear view mirror
     is to look behind you, not
the side view mirrors.

you are not allowed
     to redo tapping lands once
the first spell is cast.

Sigh It must be fate
     then, as it was your cake day
when I posted this!

So close Jules trusts him
     enough to being a dead
body to his house.

He is in a room
     that is small, dark and contained.
He clenches his teeth.

Hope this helps. Cheers, mate.
     added you this is gonna
big i tell ya, BIG!

added you this is
     gonna big i tell ya, BIG!
This is brilliant news.

Locking people up
     for decades of their life is
pretty fucking bad.

And the sad thing is
     I can remember barely
any specifics!

:'c This was my first
     thought after I read the post.
Why does this matter?

Everyone told us
     when we were kids not to drink
or smoke or do drugs.

I'd say most people
     take someone for granted when
things become normal.

Open Monday through
     Friday 'til eight, Saturday
and Sunday 'til five.

Research is done on
     any substance that is put
into my body.

So what I mean is
     that you can tell what bass is
from what instrument.

Only if the man
     is handsome, has his hair, good
teeth etc.

Just thug followers
     with a void for compassion
and understanding.

I just tend to call
     everyone 'dude' by default,
sorry about that.

Had to explain how
     Matias blew our PLEX stockpile
on hookers and blow.

Deleting his posts.
     Can you recap what was said
and post his screen name?

I want ass. I want
     to drive a range rover Can
we get a "GROSS" tag?

Anything produced
     by other religions is
all but forbidden.

It's the logical
     conclusion to having sex.
Nothing more or less.

The harder answer
     is, not always a waste, but
you could do better.

Maybe op would like
     to water the citrus trees
more than the maple?

I hope something eye
     opening happens for him.
Nice eye I missed this.

Take time for yourself
     and piece yourself together.
Thanks, I'll check it out!

Good luck on yours though!
     Why not give him two different
cool downs for his q?

Yak doesn't even
     get brought up in the post game
interview at all.

or in order played?
     I've filled it probably halfway,
still smell orange juice.

[deleted] Guns are
     lethal weapons, you never
"shoot to disable".

the salt has natural
     healing property and will
help sterilize it.

Funny how you don't
     even notice how bad those
taste when you smoke em.

To women Woman:
     Does this dress make me look fat?
Man: Honestly yes.

Anyone who cares
     can run their own build server.
Very fine body!

Very fine body!
     You enjoy that hamburger?
How about that steak?

Basically just stall
     until you can establish
your win condition.

I read that as 'Sioux
     Chef', as in Sous Chef. I was
extremely confused.

I didn't like the job
     and wasn't bothered to not
work there anymore.

I'll try and get some
     more shots the next time around.
Well she did raise him.

They sound great, but no
     way on earth am I dropping
that much on chocolate.

My first thought was what
     kind of emasculated
pussy would do that.

You know you can plug
     one into your laptop, right?
Well he did settle.

Why do people call
     other people worthless creeps
for approaching them?

It's amazing how
     many liberal icons are
really just racists.

How do the other
     nodes know that that transaction
ever took place though?

I always ended
     up beating it but always
hated playing it.

They stated several
     times Vic3 would not be coming
out for a few years.

Not the umpires
     making mistakes, which they do
because they're human.

Ballplayers are trained
     to be the best they can be
and they make mistakes.

And then he'll be dead
     because factory work does
no good to one's health.

Can't move on easy
     to others because I just
don't trust anyone.

The moment a launch
     is detected the fleet is
going to change course.

He's a fantastic
     actor, and I heard great things
about the movie.

People shouldn't pay
     others to do taxes if
you're not a business.

Riot is losing
     money putting on a show
to promote their game.

Who said this holy
     rule that democracy is
inherently good?

care to elaborate?
     I actually didn't expect this.
Thanks for the research.

It just seemed to say
     "it's not rape because it's not"
if I remember.

I just think hype comes
     from some element of truth
buried beneath it.

I not only got
     out of bed, but I also
went grocery shopping.

Good idea. Thanks.
     [deleted] So, you're at least
half Canadian?

:D You could always
     shotgun a hit from someone
else, Or make a drink.

Too bad your girl friend
     doesn't want to disclose her
grandma's recipe.

and then another
     year before you can even
use them to putt with.

And the pain is real,
     so real that I've been afraid
that my heart will stop.

I think I'll write some
     details about this into
my notebook today.

A normally healing
     socket will just have a blood
clot sitting in it.

If you stick with it,
     you'll start noticing how much
better you'll feel soon.

Your excessive words
     count was quite informative,
so you get a pass.

Sip the sweet pussy
     nectar of knowledge an be
together brothers.

Just like being gay
     isn't normal, because most
people aren't gay. Right?

Sending Jones on his
     way in lieu of Boykin would
be a huge mistake.

As much as we hate
     to admit it, they are now
the benchmark. added.

Make him feel unique,
     show him you aren't a psycho
or a gold digger.

This strategy will
     catch the high quality guy
almost every time.

Air duct that comes off
     your air box to bring in cool
air to the motor.

obviously you've
     already figured it out!
"I wear a fez now.

I know I wouldn't
     have purchased mine if the line
up wasn't this good.

It's helped that I've put
     on considerable more
muscle and filled out.

I can't believe all
     the comments saying the cop
did what he had to.

We can't all be like
     Buffet and chill. Real music
without Auto tune.

But also, I'd make
     room for him on the roster
if he wanted it.

That's a lot of time
     to flesh out a character,
and it was worth it.

Funny thing about
     though, I was in Austria
not too long ago.

Although I just saw
     the haiti earthquake in there,
which is new to me.

Its the paragraph
     directly above the card.
My kids have to eat.

I'm sorry it's been
     such a rough ride, but it's good
that you're almost done.

Terminal Man was
     the last of his books I read.
Never read Prey though.

Gonna have to look
     into cutting back a bit
on my Comcast bill.

I'd take leave to go.
     My clothes are comfortable
and they look decent.

Ho. ly. shit. thanks mate!
     the opposite of love isn't
hate, it's indifference.

Children can be raised
     in poverty but *it's not
in their best interests*.

More? Or one that speaks
     out against vaccines. No thanks.
That looks really nice.

Always be smiling.
     Make yourself, you have to be
able to do this.

The best episode
     is the one about Steve French
the mountain lion.

The more dollars you
     have, the less and less every
new dollar matters.

Electricity
     can cause muscle contractions,
but that's about it.

I would say this sums
     up a lot of people stuck
on the internet.

[deleted] My psych
     doc says it gets easier
to manage with time.

I doubt anyone
     can lock on to me while I'm
dodging at close range.

Just because it was
     not in OP's story does not
mean it didn't happen.

But you are giving
     the red pill guys every chance
to be what they are.

I think it would be
     better to say this once, just
before the punchline.

Bad calls happen but
     we shrug it off and play on.
this was fantastic.

I'm just glad I could
     make someone laugh who wants me
to fuck her sister.

No matter how weird
     you are, you *will* find people
just as weird as you.

If I say something
     even moderately bad
about something. Food.

6pm totally
     works for me (except for Wed).
shoot me a PM!

[deleted] Quite true.
     I don't mean to make you feel
bad about your voice.

A target moving
     much faster and far smaller
and a carrier.

Please. Simple Jill Wish
     i was in LA lol
have fun! Interesting.

Guess what? If there is
     no threat from the police, then
why follow the law.

Bombing? Is that what
     you call spray painting other
peoples shit these days?

I remember grass."
     He spoke aloud to no one
in particular.

He pushed. The door fell
     inward, crashing to the floor
with a mighty bang.

Yet I would rather
     just be alone and avoid
this entirely.

Chilling with friends, just
     getting high with a nice slow
burning blunt is great.

Do you know any
     good write ups or videos
about side lunges?