Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #305707

Because those you just
     walk in a circle, you don't
go 'through' anything.

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Haiku #305708

My local water
     tends to change depending on
what well they pull from.

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Haiku #305709

Since landing it is
     so hard, you frequently get
no value from it.

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Haiku #305710

If we say we want
     to dig for oil, we become
Israeli agents.

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Haiku #305781

But they can purchase
     weapons and accessory
cards for strategy.

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Haiku #305782

Put mix of some kind.
     He's a rescue, so who knows
what's all mixed in there.

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Haiku #305783

No point in having
     your games run well if your whole
system runs like shit.

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Haiku #305784

She shuffles around,
     pokes around some scattered parts
left lying around.

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Haiku #305785

I want to be there
     for you, and I thought we'd be
friends for a long time.

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Haiku #305786

You would find it just
     as funny as I do if
the roles where reversed.

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Haiku #305787

[removed] In case you're
     wondering, yes, the spike roll
starts out at the top.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305788

Fucking Ronnie Shaw
     blew me up several times when
i first did Old Guns.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305790

Just thought I'd let you
     know that it's cheap and only
two wires to solder.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305791

A year or so back,
     she ran into and old friend
at a clothing store.

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Haiku #305792

The Netherlands is
     our biggest trading partner
believe it or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305793

Does anyone know
     any workouts I can do
to improve this time?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305794

I hope you can make
     this big and I for sure will
help testing and play!

Score: 0          

Haiku #305795

Very difficult
     to figure out what I need
to do to perform.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305796

Making me hungry
     though It perplexes me how
common that shit is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305797

You're covered. Please do
     mention what show the quote is
from if possible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305798

Also, amazon
     has pulled out their ads from sites
that criticized them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305799

Yeah it fucking is.
     All gases and fluids are
technically fluids.

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Haiku #305800

It takes a huge shift
     in the way it's written from
the original.

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Haiku #305801

They both have a 980M,
     so gaming performance should
be quite similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305802

The only thing you
     owe him is whatever you
agreed to pay back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305803

They would haven't done
     anything if the Lions
has attacked this drunk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305804

I also carry
     every day here so I think
I will be alright.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305805

Definitely has
     benefited from moving
to the leadoff spot.

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Haiku #305806

We let him go nuts
     on some dipping dots and play
with a foam finger.

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Haiku #305807

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305808

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305809

They apparently
     never thought of people **not**
wanting to update.

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Haiku #305810

[[Manic Scribe]] is played
     in Modern Mill as a 4-of,
but I get your point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305811

Bubbles over here.
     Pizza looks genuinely
happy to see you.

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Haiku #305812

This is true but no
     one seems particularly
blown away by this.

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Haiku #305813

This post violates
     the rules of this sub and has
therefore been removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305814

We constantly want
     more of something but there is
always a limit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305815

Get organized, get
     on message make a difference.
This is not the way.

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Haiku #305816

Just saw Zack Collins
     hit a bomb Holy shit yes.
Hit one yesterday.

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Haiku #305817

the references are
     from CNN, New York Times
and even Fox news.

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Haiku #305818

I can see Russia
     getting a goal in this game
and shutting up shop.

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Haiku #305819

Enjoy yours, i just
     wish some day i could get him.
Please don't get murdered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305820

If you don't have one
     on hand or don't want to breed
more I understand!

Score: 0          

Haiku #305821

Sounds like you guys are
     just impatient dicks with no
common decency.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305822

The date went great, much
     longer than I expected
and much less awkward.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305823

So no emotions
     were present in granting him
this ability.

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Haiku #305824

Just supplement it.
     It's cheap and easy and you
can't overdo it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305825

My Grasshopper is
     supposed to be here within
the next month or two.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305826

They also don't tell
     you monochrome cars get pulled
over slightly less.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305827

An easy mistake
     to make with an entire
game to code, I guess.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305828

I want to test this.
     [](/guard) Could you come inside please?
what the fuck? That's cool.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305829

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305830

That's not bad actually.
     When I tried picking him up
he was up for more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305831

What was reported
     was a crazy guy babbling
and waving a knife.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305832

My skin tone also
     seems to be a teeny bit
more even and bright.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305833

From there you can flair
     the topic and then go back
on mobile version.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305834

Personally, I go
     with what the other people:
Just don't be a dick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305835

why is every hair
     color with a hint of blue
or purple "mermaid"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305836

Maybe she ends up
     working in forensics like
Barry. Good on ya.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305837

You can email them
     or visit them and just ask
but that's pretty lame.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305838

A whole new meaning
     to the phrase wallet warrior.
For a day, maybe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305839

For a day, maybe.
     But mostly the robot was
quite useless. Get out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305840

Software control could
     fix it if it had a way
to detect turning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305841

He was grooming you,
     and he was sexually
attracted to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305842

Being celibate
     translates to pedophilia,
a mental disease?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305843

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305844

It's an animal
     and when an animal does
animal ass shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305845

Once you beat one bad
     habit or add one good one,
start going for more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305846

It's definitely
     possible that OP really
did forget. I would.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305847

Not casting a stone
     for blame when you yourself are
also not blameless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305848

A simple hover
     over the weapon is all
you need to see it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305849

Now this curse, by or
     from whom no one knows, has made
mothers the target.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305850

I have nowhere else
     to go. Nothing left to do.
I have done my part.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305851

Doesn't change the test
     taking strategies at all,
but it's interesting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305927

So what. This is sad.
     Please do not harass people
for doing their job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305928

Please do not harass
     people for doing their job.
It's fine when he's scared.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305929

She's much changed from their
     last talk, half of her face has
turned black and brittle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305930

She just gets money
     with views and she is just trying
to piss people off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305933

But I know I'm not
     in deep shit or anything
because I dropped out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305934

In Canada if
     works because we don't buy guns
for the same reason.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305935

It doesn't even
     make sense, cause they could just type
in the links themselves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305936

This works for me now,
     but maybe in the future
I'll feel otherwise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305937

I'm so proud of you
     having your birthday today,
great job! Keep it up!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #305938

It could turn the house
     and senate liberal based on
down stream elections.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305939

It should hold up just
     as well as any other
conventional ICE.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305940

I can verify
     your solution on Monday
when I am at work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305941

We really, really
     lack the talent to have strong
possession numbers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305942

It was the strangest
     feeling to be alone yet
be around people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305943

That fan is pretty
     much like a whole group of fans
in one solid form.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305944

Kress is not sure how
     well Abby Jade is going
to handle this one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305945

I've actually had some
     luck shooting at peoples feet
under the payload.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305946

My son is a joy.
     You think he's a pedophile
or in the closet?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305947

I LOVE old car stuff
     and was just at the Cars Land
part of Disneyland.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305948

If that doesn't wok
     then the next time she lashes
out just don't fight it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305949

The buttons "Click" fine
     when I press them, but input
is rarely received.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305950

The Taliban is
     just practicing its culture.
Not in Ohio!

Score: 0          

Haiku #305951

All Japanese breeds
     exception of the kai are
very hard to train.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305952

As others said, you
     only (currently) owe what
is on your statement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305953

I think you're looking
     at the calendar years too
specifically now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305954

Storm was all around,
     the lightning was going off
in all directions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305955

But I guess I like
     the punishment so I keep
going back. Draft where?

Score: 0          

Haiku #304639

Probably easier
     to use as well? Oil you say?
Why yes indeed oil.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305956

At least have the balls
     to stick up for the fact you
acted like a dick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305957

Do you have any
     ideas of what I could
possibly do next?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305958

I really hope when
     Nana is saved, this guy is
actually arrested.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305959

I used those tickets
     from freshman year to junior
almost every day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305960

Because if I was
     misinterpreted I would
clear up the record.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305961

Can't Stump the Trump is
     like the *Federalist Papers*
for this election.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305962

The boos just wont stop
     [deleted] [deleted] I'm
kinda like a scout.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305963

That's the first thing you
     need to button up if you
haven't already.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305964

And if you can, do
     you think that everyone else
would be able to?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305965

Once again, nothing
     was deleted you're being
delusional here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305966

He does it with his
     own skill, without additional
help, without healing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305967

Most people live on
     the east coast so you will just
have to deal with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305968

Pilot script is on
     there, and it's rather cool, from
what I remember.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305969

Wasn't gonna post
     until my buddy just had
the same thing happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305970

But many don't care
     until it happens to them
or someone they know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305971

Buyer's agent can
     show them anyone's listings
even other firms.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305972

Canyon maps also
     make Long Toms more powerful
for the same reason.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305973

Do what you believe
     is best for yourself under
these circumstances.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305974

Guy parks with someone
     literally right behind them
who has a placard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305975

Puts together all
     the ticket offers from all
the stub hub type sites.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305976

He has good copy,
     yes, but his material
actually DELIVERS.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305977

Now come over here
     and turn this water into
wine for the party.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305978

That shit was creepy!
     It probably looks like shit now,
but hey, I was young.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305979

I just use mouse wheel
     up for primary and down
for secondary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305980

Discover. The fact
     this is a TIL makes me feel
old for some reason.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305981

It's acceptable
     for me to eat pretty much
anything right now!

Score: 0          

Haiku #305982

Real struggles Well that's
     fine dude, just give what you can.
So, is it my turn?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305985

Definitely see
     if there is a show you want
to see while you're here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305986

That was determined
     by the amount of cocktail
and balls your mom took.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305987

I'm a hairdresser,
     but I'm good at the puzzles,
competent at sports.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305988

So your saying they're
     constantly keeping themselves
held back in these forms?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305989

But the daft thing is
     I may reply to him, "yeah
actually I like it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305990

It should be noted
     that the danger comes from bad
water PLUS lead pipes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305991

Right but the sign says
     he wasn't poor which implies
he didn't need money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305993

There's no evidence
     that the royal family is
good for tourism.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305994

I've read everything.
     I would like to have a chat
with you, do you mind?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305995

Clotted cream works too,
     not sure if Americans
call it the same thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305996

That constant inner
     struggle is exactly why
I don't moderate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305997

I thought it was just
     genetic and could be helped
by diet and weight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305998

I'm guessing it will
     be even more worth it once
the game is released.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305999

My release timing
     isn't even good with him
and he still makes it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306068

[deleted] /s What
     about fake stories about
going to harvard?

Score: 0          

Haiku #306069

My account was logged
     off when I went to open
the app this morning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306070

Guys, this shit happens
     when a show or anything
gets too popular.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306071

Proceed to throw things
     at the man like that's going
to make him back off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306072

You get all of it.
     The only catch is that it's
for Tuesday only.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306073

If you have any
     more specific questions I'm
happy to answer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306074

We don't need more war
     which she will certainly lead
the country into.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306075

Edit Or failure,
     which if they had a stronger
setup it would work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306076

I don't know about
     you guys, but rampage (the first
one) was super good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306077

Everyone told her
     to put her into a home
and leave it at that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306078

Visit a doctor
     before you make any life
changing decisions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306079

I think that will be
     Hills plan. Get under his skin
and watch him implode.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306080

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306081

Like you said, you are
     making a space that is safe
to question or doubt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306082

I think a better
     translation would be 'Middle
Country' however.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306083

I like to boil pig
     ears until tender and make
sandwiches with them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306084

There's also reviews
     that mention dishes we don't
and have never served.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306085

I pray everyday
     and started taking freezing
cold showers lately.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306087

Often times I'm passed
     out before the episode
is even over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306088

Ha. Speak for yourself--
     my motivation would be
who gets the oval.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306089

I'm over the size
     for mediums, and they don't
break for me at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306090

And i spray the wall
     in front of them to let them
know im there Sent! Yep!

Score: 0          

Haiku #306091

If you ban guns, you
     create a black market much
like you have with drugs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306092

Agreed. Not something
     you want because it looks cool.
There's a price to pay.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306093

The conservative
     Christians in Canada are
just bitter people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306094

I totally thought
     that I just randomly killed
my team mates somehow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306095

I can understand
     why you would believe I do
but no I do not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306096

It's cool to see just
     how much his comedy has
changed over the years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306097

All you can do is
     laugh at the people that think
small dogs aren't real dogs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306098

I also am from
     Italy, so i can tell
you about my lag.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306099

The people who are
     Apple are you and I just
trying to make a buck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306100

I'm confused. How do
     you leave a coalition
but keep blue standing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306101

Welfare or any
     social aid unless you do
something in return.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306102

The thing is, it was
     never about one person
controlling the band.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306103

I can usually
     see bucks side on pitching, but
I simply can't here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306104

I am working on
     historical maps showing
the growth of each group.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306105

As there aren't very
     many left, the sellers can
set their price higher.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306106

The walls keep people
     from breaking into your house
and taking your stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306107

I mean, it could still
     blow up, but at least this way
your hand will be safe!

Score: 0          

Haiku #306108

It's very easy
     to assume a gun isn't
loaded when it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306109

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306110

Or neither. Both are
     correct in american
English, anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306111

There is in mobile
     when I open the post, "mate".
I made some for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306112

Magnetic vs
     True vs Grid? No worries,
it's the internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306113

Yeah that and he had
     absolutely no power
behind his punches.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306114

Maybe I'm going
     to ask, if they are going
to add the support.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306115

Radio silence.
     Who cares if she's going on
birth control or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306116

They specifically
     named Impact, Rush, and Jensen.
They'll still be imports.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306117

This way you can keep
     your place, keep your stuff, maybe
even keep your job?

Score: 0          

Haiku #306118

Doctor taped my eye
     shut, and I woke up the next
morning good as new.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306119

He might be too strong
     but I don't think he's Widow
and McCree levels.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306120

I can't imagine.
     But the thing is, You don't need
to limit yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306121

"Fine, What do you have?"
     "Tea, and Sherry." His sadness
was evident now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306122

The bartender stared
     back at me looking as if
he was daydreaming.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306123

The aggression is
     only in regards to dogs
outside their household.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306124

Better then URGENT
     legit checks HOW CAN KANE BE
ON CORNER DUTY?

Score: 0          

Haiku #306125

The score from before
     release proves the score tracking
is happening always.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306126

Drugs. You need to get
     your cat on better food, stat.
He's going to die.

Score: 0          


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