Reddit Haikus

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The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #304940

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304942

Masculine traits are
     one of the things that make you
more attractive yes.

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Haiku #304943

I remember me
     and one of my friends started
playing it a lot.

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Haiku #304944

Christy Mack? [I was
     hoping that they would show] (/s
"Sylvia as well.

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Haiku #304945

Thus at the very
     least those two parties should be
held accountable.

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Haiku #304946

[deleted] Your post
     is all over the place but
ill try and respond.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304947

The only difference
     is that it steers from the rear
instead of the front.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304948

I seriously
     don't know the answer to this.
Can you expand please?

Score: 0          

Haiku #304949

I'm sitting over
     here with 160k points thinking im
all high and mighty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304950

What are the childhood
     causes of getting into
other porn genres?

Score: 0          

Haiku #304951

Blizzard already
     stated that they will not add
any more classes.

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Haiku #304952

Hope this helps. The word
     wobble has never meant less
to me than right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304953

Personally I'm not
     sold on the huge gap between
Ingram and Murray.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304954

If we had Trump mobs
     roaming the streets the left would
be in an uproar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304955

If your post is not
     approved shortly, please message
the moderators.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304956

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304957

I'd rather do just
     about anything else than
sit through those movies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304958

And who do you think
     encouraged SA to lower
oil prices so much?

Score: 0          

Haiku #304959

The real concerns are
     his lateral speed, which is
just bad. That makes sense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304960

Honestly, it sounds
     like a lot more work than just
using a sponge, though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304961

The area where
     the buttons or crank would be
is not visible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304962

Te fact that I was
     patient didn't mean I was not
expecting payment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304963

I wonder how much
     this little ditty cost us.
What a bunch of dicks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304964

Another trailer
     that gives away the whole plot...
:l Gates are open!

Score: 0          

Haiku #304965

We are driven by
     principle and policy,
not partisanship.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304966

I love this old guy
     talking about Muhammad
Ali's whitening cream.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304967

He in fact warned (his
     men) against what they (the Jews
and the Christians) did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304968

Thanks for the tip though
     because I actually might build
boards in the future.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304969

Are any of them
     worth working on over what
I already have?

Score: 0          

Haiku #304971

If they had open
     water that would be a more
apt comparison.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304972

How to jump a car
     [deleted] There is actually
no need to do so.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304973

Oh and he also
     told me we should be able
to trust each other.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304974

She told me I had
     to think of the team and stop
being so selfish.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304975

Food shortages are
     likely to become severe
in this century.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304976

Once it is open,
     invest it in a target
retirement fund.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304977

That's why I don't play
     the lottery lol
Currently, Ramsey.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304978

For deer, I learned from
     my old man just to keep one
extra magazine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304979

It's a pretty fair
     system to say you either
win or lost the match.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304980

Thanks for the link, I'll
     take a better look through it.
Thanks for the heads up!

Score: 0          

Haiku #304981

You can use disk pie
     to see what's taking every
bite of your storage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304982

Vomit. Poor oral
     hygiene is the ultimate
physical turnoff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304983

Most places need dual
     party consent or it could
be a felony.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304984

You're better than this.'
     She bites her lower lip. Hard.
And picks up her pen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304985

I remember when
     I was just getting into
board games too." Better?

Score: 0          

Haiku #304986

I'm the Rainmaker.
     Why are you people getting
so upset by this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #304987

With PA you must go
     to a title transfer place
to get it transferred.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304988

Remember to check
     out county records from where
your ancestors lived.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304989

It's the first Souls game
     I bought on release and played
until I was through.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304990

Stand your ground, report
     his threat, and report any
future incidents.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304991

Nah. I never share
     my scores unless someone is
really persistent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304992

People remember
     that instead the actual names
for the symbols. Hi!

Score: 0          

Haiku #304993

It's not expanding
     into something, distances
are getting bigger.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304994

In the year prior,
     Mr. Favre almost went
to the Super Bowl.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304995

The article says
     Johnathon Vick. Michael Vick
is football player.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304996

I tried to cancel
     the shoe palace order but
I doubt they'll do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304997

Smart. So I assume
     you go outside to your car,
and then come back in?

Score: 0          

Haiku #304998

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #304999

"Why the long face?" His
     calves are so unfortunate.
I kinda feel bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305000

We simply don't know
     the conditions of traffic
behind the cammer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305001

You take care of it,
     & eventually it will
take good care of you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305002

You can make a disc
     with all the drivers you need
for Windows on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305074

yeah i get that but
     just seems disconnected from
the rest of the fit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305075

You can level up
     very quickly on sunday
[deleted] That too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305076

The attack on Pearl
     Harbor wasn't a war on
American soil.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305077

I don't really see
     the reason to waste more bud
than necessary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305078

Also, i didn't say
     he was lying, I don't know
if he is or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305080

This means his basic
     abilities need to be
simple and they are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305081

Whenever you do
     almost anything, the game
kicks you out of run.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305082

Praying isn't some
     form of police corruption
or brutality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305083

Then you could release
     the pressure from the barrel
upstairs with the hose.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305084

Neither have I had
     issues in other countries
where others may have.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305085

Those other countries
     are inciting violence
while raising their flags?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305086

If it's pretty good,
     you could probably get away
without the puffy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305087

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305088

ALI: A black man
     should be killed if he's messing
with a white woman.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305089

Are you saying you've
     NEVER had a bad game or
didn't know how to play?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305090

It's like the movie,
     American Psycho. Or,
you know, Bill Cosby.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305091

Hall and Amy A.
     Heller, other than the fact
that they are running.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305092

Is there anything
     else from my thread you would want
for the something small?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305093

He is a bit like
     Suarez. He's not as good, but
he is of that ilk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305094

Work, work, work, work, work,
     work He say me have to Work,
work, work, work, work, work!

Score: 0          

Haiku #305095

I just got Dark Souls
     actually, I'm playing it blind
right now. Good timing!

Score: 0          

Haiku #305096

That first game against
     United was some truly
beautiful football.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305097

However, this is
     usually seen as being
too strict or unfair.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305098

I already cried.
     I woke up, saw it, and cried.
This year FUCKING SUCKS.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305099

She is a shitty
     person who killed somebody
but she's still female.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305100

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305101

It's like an old man
     German tourist or something.
You deserve better!

Score: 0          

Haiku #305102

Because the law says
     the walking two blocks away
is fleeing the scene.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305103

I wouldn't really
     call what I used to do fun
but you get the point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305104

ALI: A black man
     should be killed if he's messing
with a white woman.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305105

In that regard, there's
     not been any change in how
we design the games.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305106

How about we bet
     on a Large Pizza from our
local Pizza place?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305107

Its aphrodite...
     Listen if that is gonna
help i will do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305108

I want to see how
     many fingers you can get
in that whore pussy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305109

Looks like someone else
     is getting shipped Map boundaries
are an illusion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305110

But please keep in mind
     the roaming decision is
made on the client.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305111

I usually call
     rabbits like this "generic
bunnies" lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305112

There's no way you typed
     all that with no intention
to be negative.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305113

Some of those families
     would kill to have a solid
roof over their head.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305114

If you want to be
     "specific" like you said, then
you shouldn't either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305115

He did not see how
     one could stop Syria trips,
legally speaking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305116

I get what you are
     saying though. Don't rock the boat.
Take the punishment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305117

Was it an informed
     decision or was the clause
hidden in fine print?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305118

He knew that it would
     make money no matter how
good or bad it was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305119

Good times! [deleted]
     Okay cool, thanks. I always
cap on hightower.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305120

Oh, that seems pretty
     obvious in retrospect.
Thanks for answering!

Score: 0          

Haiku #305121

If your question is
     "can she be indicted", then
the answer is yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305122

I care a whole lot
     about what she thinks than what
people like you think.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305123

I know 'Women just
     sweat less than men', but I wash
my bras twice a week.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305124

If he didn't moved from
     that spot, she would have landed
right on top of him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305125

That is when you know
     that your team is not doing
their jobs properly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305126

just pick clone, it is
     1000000x better This blew my mind
the night of the show.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305127

I don't mean to be
     obtuse, but what the fuck is
rational about rape?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305128

Great illustration
     In a way, I think these things
are passing phases.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305129

There was no proper
     commitment beyond let's bomb
and see what happens.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305130

Do you want more nukes
     in the hands of rulers not
elected by us?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305131

Bernie is mostly
     gonna go back to Senate
if he loses, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305132

Why would they be more
     popular if a higher
position opened?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305133

So I think you might
     need to use another word
other than desperate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305134

How sad is it when
     even a mobile tank can't
deal with a Widow?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305135

It just kinda showed
     up in my backyard one day
and my dog found it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305136

Then the numbers are
     used at how likely it is
you WILL fall asleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305137

after Root and Shaw.
     My bad, you're right Abusing
the game mechanics.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305138

What is this supposed
     to prove, other than the bad
decision making?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305139

Next time leave the FIRST
     time your "bullshit" meter goes
off, not the 100th.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305140

It all just comes down
     to what types of players suit
you and your play style.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305141

Hell, transaction fees
     would kill any possible
profit you could make.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305142

I've never been, but
     the culture there is very
intriguing to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305143

Madonna looks like
     she's wearing a rubbery
mask of Madonna.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305144

One of the problems
     with it is, of course, that you
need to speak Spanish.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305218

In the end, we come
     to find that we meant the same
things all along. Rip.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305219

There is nothing more
     harrowing in human life
than losing a child.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305220

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

Score: 0          

Haiku #305221

Whatever happens,
     I'd encourage you to be
honest about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305222

Potential players
     see these, and in turn don't buy
the game or try it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305223

They were in Kuwait...
     There was nothing illegal
about the Gulf War.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305224

im pretty sure you
     have to EMail her prior,
to an exam date.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305225

If you're in the US,
     well it depends what state you're
in I imagine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305226

More alarmingly,
     whoever put it away
last had stored it cocked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305227

Art is the very
     last thing government should be
funding, tied with sport.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305229

Curry is awesome,
     but Cali is nowhere near
the size of New York.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305230

Black guys can commit
     crimes too, or did you not read
your other comment?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305231

They have a maintenance
     cost and they don't do a damn
thing in ground assaults.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305232

I can't say enough
     good things about Kim and Rick!
My friend's dad does that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305233

This is an issue
     with level scaling which is
present in both games.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305234

You're nuts. [deleted]
     [deleted] Just who the hell
do you think I am?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305235

Clinton just has more.
     Does a real F1 driver switch
with the mechanics?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305236

"Aye, I know. She lights
     the fire in my blood like no
one I've ever seen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305237

I make the trap style.
     I would say it sounds like theirs
but, I'm my own style.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305239

It's not too healthy
     practice to play casually
but anything helps.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305240

In short people who
     rage at you for being bad
are as "bad" as you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305241

If they can't afford
     that then they'll raise prices or
go out of business.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305242

Came here to say this.
     Yet most couldn't even get
anatomy right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305243

Felt like I did Mt
     Defiance twice the next day.
I've accepted you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #305244

and doom consumed him.
     chance is slim, but possible
Thank you, you're too kind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305245

What is unique or
     special is being able
to 'click' with someone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305246

no privacy tho
     (looking the picture) Have tried
to tell my friend that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305247

THE. EXISTING. JOBS.
     MUST. PROPERLY. COMPENSATE.
EXISTING. WORKERS!

Score: 0          

Haiku #305248

Time travel? This is
     the first time i hear someone
talking about that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305249

He's a success, right?
     At stealing nickels from old
ladies at the slots.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305250

It is more about
     being cautious with the sunk
cost in the long run.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305251

I've always used first
     name for my parents, unless
I'm trying to be cute.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305252

So what do you think,
     now that you at least slightly
know me? Exactly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305253

By not giving his
     new boss a hard time over
something that won't stick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305254

As you most likely
     know, he has self funded his
own campaign so far.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305255

Yep such a cool plant.
     Great for keeping those Aussie
convicts off your land.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305256

Looks aren't everything,
     make sure you're someone people
want to be around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305257

[deleted] Wait, what?
     How's that? Maybe I should read
the article, huh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305258

Does that mean collars
     were finally removed all
across the city?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305259

So what do you think,
     now that you at least slightly
know me? Boston teams.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305260

So does that make him
     better or worse than Hitler?
Another word: Ants.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305261

That number, of course,
     would connect people right back
to the call center.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305262

Apply penalties
     where appropriate until
ring is cured of curse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305263

Once the program is
     deleted, the player can
play on pubs again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305264

It also shows what's
     free and what's not Holy shit
man, I'm so sorry.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305265

I've heard so many
     good things, really excited
to get to it soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305266

I'm also pretty
     sure they cast Alex to make
short guys look bad too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305267

Probably they'll be back
     on their main role for the most
challenging matches.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305268

Only character
     to be on par with Lightning
to me. Enough said.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305269

When i took the class,
     it was laughable You killed
your friend as a prank.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305270

Does it actually look
     at the levels of other
party members though?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305271

What I'm asking is,
     who is currently getting
the education.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305272

That's not enough time
     for your idea? Too bad.
Pick another one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305273

Horse wouldn't fit on
     the post You mean like the high
stocking area?

Score: 0          

Haiku #305274

In full quality,
     when I zoom in close, I don't
see a watermark.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305275

Face it, more people
     voted for Hillary, thus
she won fair and square.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305277

Camille Grammer says
     she looks like a little boy
with a costume on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305278

You cant sarcasm
     without tone, body language
or situation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305279

It's not like *every*
     person *ever* was streaming
the game at that point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305280

That's it. Even then
     the waitress or waiters don't
have to tip buss boys.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305282

Jesus. I know it's
     been said before, but she writes
like cold oatmeal tastes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305283

She needs to cut all
     contact and try and let him
have a normal life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305284

It's the best with black
     rum, but to be honest it's
good with everything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305285

Because you don't just
     throw it away at the first
argument you have.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305286

Breed one until you
     get a male and then you can
spread the move around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305287

i'm solo queuing,
     decent in english but it's
my second language.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305288

It's always the more
     confident one I'm glad I'm
not the only one!

Score: 0          

Haiku #305289

He probably doesn't
     like American money
going to Israel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305363

I think maybe I'm
     just over the week and it's
moving so slowly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305364

I don't really get
     why it was released with its
huge damage numbers.

Score: 0          


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