Reddit Haikus

Oh man, if they think
     this is scorched Earth, I wonder
what they'll think of Trump.

Do you think you can
     ask your family to not talk
while you are driving?

One of the sponsors
     said Didi had been in touch
with better offers.

Our mountains would be
     much taller if we measured
in the same manner.

I noticed some buff
     idiot flirting with her,
and I flushed with rage.

[deleted] Thank you.
     That's pretty much been my plan.
Appreciate it.

Well worth a listen,
     he says what all hockey fans
are thinking IMO.

Yeah same. Oh well, it's
     not like they were anything
special lol.

That you allow them
     to beat their wife and then make
excuses for them?

[removed] Our team is
     not at all reliable
for nailed on players.

Penguins too. [removed]
     What? you went off the deep end
with your last sentence?

[deleted] It'll still
     be enough to flavor all
the food in the world.

There are some preschools
     in the area that are
less than 200/month as well.

[removed] don't discount
     as dishonest opinions
that differ from yours.

My mom was livid.
     I never did get them back.
What a nice story.

But, no dust regrets!
     You hit a parked car and don't
feel it was your fault?

So... thank you for this.
     Can I ask what you mean by
'peak aroma?' Hah!

Issues like that are
     where there are gray areas
surrounding consent.

My guess is they won't
     hate you. They will pity you.
That is terrible.

Seriously, just
     make a shit bunch of bacon
and put it in cups.

Another one tells
     you to boil slugs in acid
for a strong, sweet smell.

If you're referring
     to the Palace tee, it did
not come in plastic.

This is one reason
     why they put balance controls
on amplifiers.

[deleted] Very
     articulate and well thought
out analysis.

The NA server is
     not the main event, but one
can dream. Welcome home.

Man, I want water
     exclusive monsters so bad.
Gotta go for Chas.

And we need change like
     Now. You just CANT live on those
kinds of hours and pay.

Never ever would
     I let a chiropractor
do that to my child.

Nothing better than
     having a skip in your hop.
Says Tabby, probably.

The math you're saying
     applies is exactly what
I'm saying applies.

Do you receive gold
     for each assassination?
[removed] NA server?

[removed] NA server?
     Did you join alpha testing?
School lunches be like...

If it bothers you
     that much then why even waste
time browsing this sub?

They've already been
     reduced only for solo.
Nice combination!

I would fucking love
     this man. Attention neutrals.
Look at the ruling.

That is Zoe Quinn.
     Do you think last season will
help you next season?

Communism has
     failed, socialism has failed,
fascism has failed.

Is there a place where
     the episodes are free? right!
And it starts to spread!

With mine, the jackpot
     score is usually less than
the all time high score.

Played for a week or
     two and immediately
strained his quad again.

Well I wouldn't say
     there's too many animals
that rely on us.

possibly plays WoW.
     will grow up to be super
super beautiful!

will grow up to be
     super super beautiful!
lots of potential!

Buying from those key
     sites can get your account banned,
I've seen it happen.

It was too early
     to go home and he didn't feel
like it anyway.

More power to her.
     Plenty of my friends don't like
these movies. That's fine.

Is it possible
     to "shut off" Islamic state
form the internet?

His departure, then,
     is not a source of damage,
but his decline is.

Controls my oil all
     day and seems to look better
as the day goes on.

What you says makes sense,
     but instead of that they went
with a boldface lie.

Sound like you're going
     to hit Carey, then over
Craters of the Moon.

They're already trained
     to view the general public
as potential threats.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Well how about that.
     Nothing particularly
fancy comes to mind.

Nah, it's just Milly
     Cyrus. [have you seen this from
saturday night live?

There's no snow in May
     around here, so the beach was
the best I could do.

I was despairing
     over the cost of vocal
fill packs and found this.

Generally it's on
     the branch owner to stay up
to date with master.

You can still say things,
     even mimic them saying
things, so you aren't mute.

If it's Hillary
     vs Trump I'm not going
to vote for either.

[deleted] It would
     be awkward if I met him.
"Oh, are you a fan?"

But things that will fit
     in a suitcase, mainly food.
And tide to go pens.

Alternatively,
     please learn how to skin yourself.
You'll be glad you learned!

The question is good.
     But, why in God's name would you
kick someone who's down?

Damn I thought it was
     going to be comic book
guy from the Simpsons.

I'll definitely
     come by. I like this art style.
What else have you done?

(I have both) Just pick
     the one you're going to use
more often at first.

Wait until pitchers
     get a book on him, and let's
see him adjust first.

Kareem was a Buck,
     Wilt was a Warrior and Shaq
was a Cavalier.

The pic you showed me
     is not causing the pinion
bearing to go bad.

Do you tend to be
     quiet and reserved, or more
loud and talkative?

its the only way
     you ever got any rights
in America.

I think the aura
     nodes arent too helpful if
you don't go low life.

Also, I noticed
     many positions require
knowledge of excel.

However, it does
     feel like a problem until
that pain goes away.

I've saved it I think
     I saw this at World of Wheels
in Chicago Wait.

My favorite board game
     is Clue, so I clearly love
solving mysteries.

I remember Foo
     Bar being decent but I've
only been there once.

I touched that one spot
     you can't reach and you always
seem to enjoy it.

Hillary Clinton?
     Paul Stastny Is this only
official servers?

It seems it should be
     pronounce the same has "her," but
that doesn't seem right.

holy shit dude those
     are some mental gymnastics
like i've never seen.

You being gay has
     nothing to do with your odd
post to begin with.

I only keep 3*s
     if I don't have anything
better for the realm.

[deleted] Looks like
     Jim Carrey I thought Black Mass
was pretty decent.

I hate it when men
     have good hair and they wear full
beards but shave their heads.

Just can't help yourself
     when your idiocy is
so exposed, eh, Mike?

Hang in there Lesh, like
     everything else we will get
through this together.

No, he doesn't put
     up shields, but he's a *meat* shield.
He's a bullet sponge.

That way when you're done
     you can think about playing
and only playing.

The team with the most
     talent should be number one
because they're the best.

DAE WHY ARE YOUR SEATS
     SO EMPTY FOR A PLAYOFF
GAME AND LIGHTS SO DIM???

I have the same batch
     and this stuff is very coarse
and hard to choke down.

And agreed I don't
     think the disk space is really
the main issue here.

I guess "medieval"
     would sound more appropriate.
"No... no... give me that."

I have a feeling
     Wedge was meant to be the role
Max Von Sydow played.

This is fantastic.
     Thank you! NO! She needs to stay
until the debates.

If you ever need
     Infinity, or other
cards let me know man.

Let's fucking do this.
     Why do Asian women date
these types of men? Sigh.

looks really well done,
     love it man [deleted] It's
really splitting hairs.

He's an absolute
     hawk at removing his stuff
from the internet.

[removed] One more down
     I only have my own small
collection of zines.

No I'm from a small
     island near the Philippines
and what does that mean?

Those episodes are
     awesome, and pretty much just
came out of nowhere.

Too much talk and not
     enough action often lead
to disenchantment.

You have learned about
     yourself and may have embraced
new ways of thinking.

You should also look
     for new jobs and be prepared
to leave you're current one.

Heartily endorsed
     Obama, and worked to heal
the party. So yeah.

So instead of 2x
     the efficiency it's more
like 1.5x overall.

21st, but close [removed]
     That's not a fact. There is no
"number of the beast".

But he's not going
     to "change his whole life" unless
he enters counseling.

And then I'd give him
     the shunning of a lifetime.
You did nothing wrong.

Because Mist only
     sends users password without
any encryption.

These dogs, if trained right
     will sense if someone is too
near your property.

Cause if they do, then
     sometimes Seriously tho.
What's up with these calls?

Too dry, lose money.
     Too many people planted
that crop, lose money.

A little money
     saved is always better than
no money saved right?

Not just the elite
     or the educated, or
men, or white people.

Foundation issues
     could be a few thousand up
to tens of thousands.

Unfortunately,
     I have siblings who enjoy
gawking at their wealth.

I would have replied
     directly to your comment
but I'm on mobile.

Other than Harry,
     I found the rest of the book
to be quite pleasing.

Anybody could
     learn this stuff in a day, it's
really not that hard.

Because you have not
     worked on the demons within
you, that control you.

Because Mist only
     sends users password without
any encryption.

He's bold, doesn't seem
     afraid of authority,
and clearly unhinged.

I would've wanted
     to fight back and stand my ground
against my bullies.

But the sooner you
     order, the sooner we can
make sure you have it.

I'm in Arkansas,
     we barely had any cold
weather this year though.

And since not many
     teams are good on nuke many
say its the worst map.

In my eyes "good rep"
     is quality vs price
but I guess your right.

I am SO fucking
     glad to see them so over
on the main roster.

is only going
     to get worse if another
franchise is added.

If I didn't like them
     the first time i'm sure as hell
that I wont wear it.

Worker: "I've never
     seen you here before." Clinton:
"I ordered online."

You revived us all,
     got me out of custody,
and then left the game.

I'm in EST (new
     york city to be precise)
"Insurgency tweaks.

I asked for a link
     to similar incidents
you fucking retard.

Especially at work.
     If your story is legit,
report this person.

It gives an extra
     "we've seen this before, we know
how this plays out" zing.

I'm really thankful
     that I had a good coming
out experience.

Tell them what happened
     and that the card company
is charging them back.

Check out Grace Potter.
     She has an amazing voice,
and her band is great!

Check out Grace Potter.
     She has an amazing voice,
and her band is great!

Congratulations
     to the trail moderators.
Good luck with your trail!

Horse killing contest
     I guess we can close this sub
and all go home now...

Newton showed that **all**
     forces are conservative.
[deleted] Oh yeah?

Nothing. People should
     be allowed to label their
gender as they wish.

pretty cool Click bait
     titles are always so fun
Surprisingly great.

Also, Obama
     is your gold standard for US
foreign policy?

Not a lot at all
     [removed] this doesn't apply
towards men? be worse wives?

Surface book? I don't
     know anything unless you
tell us your budget.

And that's fine because
     the election is over.
But it's why he lost.

Another game came
     out that interested me more
and I stopped playing.

What happens when you
     use a different browser like
Safari or Chrome?

Most importantly
     if they have the equipment
to run the program.

To think that all these
     people could be working right
now, making money...

They have a starter
     test Bay or whatever it's
called at most of them.

I told everyone
     else some time in the early
second trimester.

As far as I can
     tell, they serve everything. Why?
You're very welcome!

The Bird Tricks people
     know their stuff, definitely
read this article.

I know it sounds daft
     but it's a simple mistake
many people make.

Then I realized you
     were a woman duh. Crazy.
Who are you telling?

[removed] Try switching
     L1 ability to L3,
and jumping to L1.

I would always get
     extract and enhance the leaf
I purchased with it.

Conversational,
     just numbers, common phrases
loads of different stuff.

If some little shit
     is acting like a little
piss smoker, ban them.

[deleted] Can you
     report back if you get one?
I'd love to see it!

If she likes you, she'll
     let you fuck her in the ass
and lick your dick clean.

Sadly, Nolan can't
     push for every film to get
2D IMAX screenings.

Sometimes you might find
     yourself spawning alone on
the enemy side.

He always shows up
     at the most unexpected
times and cracks me up.

Im sorry about
     what you guys will have to go
through the next few days.

CURRENT YEAR I'm really
     happy that the opener
features the Packers.

So it cannot be
     completely compared to what
we are seeing here.

If you have any
     more questions feel free to ask
and I hope I've helped!

She was fucking dumb,
     the rest of the vendors were
incredibly nice.

There may be a lot
     more underneath the surface
but it's [relative.

Definitely worth
     checking out when a sale or
something crops up. Yup.

It also gave me
     what I feel is a pretty
moderate mindset.

Isn't wearing gym
     shorts and a graphic tee from
Chinatown enough?

Everything Narco
     related in Mexico
& Columbia.

I have talked about
     this with some people before.
I am on Zoloft.

I personally would
     have no problem with cameras
like that in the US.

I think you could still
     do winged liner if you kept
the line very thin.

You just proved my point,
     and you think I only go
after bicycles.

I don't like Trump, but
     he's better for my interests
than Clinton would be.

we should teach women
     that they have the potential
to defend themselves.

His current hair looks great
     on top, maybe shorter on
the sides if he wants.

I think that there is
     more depth than being mentioned
here but not by much.

I am legally
     not a kid, nor do I act
immature like one.

But imagine you
     don't want fair games, you just want
to crush new players.

It's the day after
     and I'm thinking how crazy
I was being. Ugh.

How does your focus
     change going into Detroit
if it does at all?

It's not really fair
     to worry more about one
half than the other.

Anyway, I am
     very insecure because
I'm losing weight fast.

The rear brake isn't
     nearly as bad as people
make it out to be.

Well everytime I've
     been to ups they said they won't
ship firearms. What do?

They can just test by
     pushing it slightly further
and see the impact?

Even with hard work,
     sweat, and blood, you probably won't
be well off today.

Darker for sure, but
     nowhere near as dramatic
as what you describe.