Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #302374

The charity work
     has also been wonderful
for tax purposes.

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Haiku #302375

That doesn't sound like
     the sort of America
liberals want to me.

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Haiku #302376

I'm trying something new.
     I'm looking at some data
from this post. It's great.

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Haiku #302378

If they broke it up
     into chunks, say, two seasons
at a time, they'd sell.

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Haiku #302379

It's amazing, what
     are you talking about (I'm
Welsh. Very Welsh) Same.

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Haiku #302380

Weather should be nice
     and I think they've completed
another segment.

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Haiku #302381

Driver normally does
     what I want or I at least
can tell what went wrong.

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Haiku #302382

I pulled a vintage
     and not sure what to ask It's
Real maple syrup.

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Haiku #302383

It primes then for their
     next (potentially stupid)
question or comment.

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Haiku #302384

Okay, I did not
     know lightening and lightning
were two different words.

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Haiku #302385

But somehow the top
     and bottom halves of your face
are different colors.

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Haiku #302386

This is already
     backfiring on those who
made it an issue.

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Haiku #302387

Great for those players.
     Is Christenson going back
to Chelsea early?

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Haiku #302388

I know it's an odd
     card, but maybe try Venture
Co. Mercenary.

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Haiku #302389

Accidental team
     kills happens a lot less then
purpose team killing.

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Haiku #302390

Most are street workers
     or long time drug offenders
and know the system.

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Haiku #302391

I've only ever
     seen them stay in a single
occupancy cell.

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Haiku #302392

Then he emails me
     saying that he helped the Bike
lanes on Bloor get passed.

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Haiku #302533

Kasich was running.
     Jeb ran. Even Rubio
might've been ok.

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Haiku #302534

It's nice how little
     I had to build at first, but
still a decent size.

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Haiku #302535

Good luck [deleted]
     I can't say enough good things
about the Clever.

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Haiku #302536

[deleted] Nice Track,
     I like the feeling, it has
some great chilling vibes.

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Haiku #302537

[removed] [deleted]
     Why does Matt Damon's look like
Peele from Key and Peele.

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Haiku #302538

The child would go one
     to save so many people.
He'd be a legend.

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Haiku #302539

I'd tell you that was
     obvious, and then I'd ask
you what your point was.

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Haiku #302540

She'd consistently
     be the least entertaining
part of RAW for me.

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Haiku #302541

Taxation then makes
     more sense, but church taxation
now is just a scheme.

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Haiku #302542

It's a bit risky,
     but there are enough people
to cover for him.

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Haiku #302543

But in the US, there's
     disagreement on what is
or isn't moral.

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Haiku #302544

Your life, I promise,
     is going to get better.
We're all here for you!

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Haiku #302545

That ass tho! Sadly,
     superstitions aren't even
unique to China.

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Haiku #302546

I feel like I just
     saw it pop up from nowhere?
Sheetz is wonderful.

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Haiku #302547

Then tuck it away
     so you can reread it when
you get second thoughts.

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Haiku #302548

The dialogue is
     what makes the film what it is
in my opinion.

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Haiku #302549

Source? If this is just
     some idiot with a friend
with an phone, then no.

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Haiku #302550

None of the women
     I've had sex with enjoyed it,
so he has a point.

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Haiku #302551

That would be awesome.
     I think they're a little bit
ahead of themselves.

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Haiku #302552

It makes some people
     mad but keeps enough people's
interest to invest.

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Haiku #302553

Mexican standoff
     ends with police showing up.
Both are arrested.

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Haiku #302554

If something supports
     those goals, and is otherwise
interesting, it's in.

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Haiku #302555

It gets you away
     from life and I got a chance
to grow and make friends.

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Haiku #302556

Put everything back
     in and try going into
the BIOS again.

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Haiku #302557

So much. Yes, that seems
     like a moderators job
to fix your problems.

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Haiku #302558

And those suggestions
     we're not mentioning now can
be found there as well.

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Haiku #302559

Most good judges will
     consider public standards
before sentencing.

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Haiku #302560

I haven't been there
     since I moved, they've since changed their
name apparently.

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Haiku #302561

"Ok class, let's say
     this phrase again together:
*Hi I'm Drew Carey!

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Haiku #302562

Dude what The issue
     here isn't misogyny
Same as the pyre.

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Haiku #302563

I know it is said
     everywhere on this sub, but
try an undercut.

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Haiku #302564

Each one is different
     and can make it an easy
month or a hard month.

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Haiku #302565

[deleted] My friend
     had a bird that would mimic
his mom *constantly.

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Haiku #302566

Dipping some crusty
     bread into that yolk and sauce
is so damn tasty.

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Haiku #302567

Even with high cal,
     I only occasionally
get fast kills with it.

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Haiku #302568

Have fun partying
     while the rest of us grownups
do things properly.

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Haiku #302569

A write in vote or
     third party feel good vote is
just a vote for Trump.

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Haiku #302570

The airlines got pissed
     off he was getting so much
value out of it.

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Haiku #302571

The reason C94 is
     being revamped is every
complains about cool...

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Haiku #302572

full price tag and no
     story mode, unlocking shit
where you need 6k games.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302573

Instead of saying
     "DIE DIE DIE" he says "PON PON
PON" Yea seems like it.

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Haiku #302574

save aggressively,
     and more importantly, don't
take on any debt.

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Haiku #302575

"What the hell was that?"
     "The motor. We've thrown a rod."
"Is that serious?"

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Haiku #302577

That's cool that people
     want to defend the movie.
I love the movie.

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Haiku #302579

Has nothing to do
     with how hard you worked, how well
the company did.

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Haiku #302580

The ability
     to stand on your head doesn't
really give you much.

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Haiku #302581

You're the best! Around!
     Nothing's gonna ever keep
you down You're the Best!

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Haiku #302582

You're the best! Around!
     Nothing's gonna ever keep
you down You're the Best!

Score: 0          

Haiku #302583

You can press the brakes
     and slow it down a bit but
you can't make it stop.

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Haiku #302584

Disguising pitches
     is the toughest thing to do
against good hitters.

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Haiku #302585

It's amazing how
     all of the sudden it's not
so bad once you win.

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Haiku #302586

I really hope it's
     Down Boys and not Cherry Pie
for the Warrant song.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302588

Just because they are
     available doesn't mean
you HAVE to use them.

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Haiku #302589

Let's hope so because
     licking these damn toads isn't
working anymore!

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Haiku #302590

I feel like every
     one of your paragraphs says
the exact same thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302591

Plus, and this is big,
     it is still illegal on
the federal level.

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Haiku #302592

More power I hate
     to break it to you, but you
are doing it wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302593

If you need someone
     to list it, you haven't been
paying attention.

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Haiku #302594

On one hand, they are
     very similar in their
underlying themes.

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Haiku #302595

I'm sorry but if
     you were born with a dick, you
use the guys restroom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302596

You still wanna use
     the girls restroom cause you feel
like a girl? Tough shit!

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Haiku #302597

I hate to say it,
     but weapon choice matters more
than skill in this game.

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Haiku #302598

Cap implicitly
     admits he was wrong, leaving
Tony to respond.

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Haiku #302599

There's a local club
     here that does 80s music on
every Wednesday night.

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Haiku #302600

I don't think he can
     drive the field very well though.
High floor, low ceiling.

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Haiku #302601

Wondering what Mainz
     fans think about Klopp buying
one of their players?

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Haiku #302603

If you have any
     more specific questions, feel
free to message me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302604

If there is any
     doubt as to if it is clear
then it isn't clear.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302605

Cities have tight gun
     restrictions **because** they are
controlled by liberals.

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Haiku #302677

This dude is packing.
     New Jersey looks like it may
be in play as well.

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Haiku #302678

He's a ranged damage
     dealer with good survival
tools and an escape.

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Haiku #302679

I REALLY wanted
     to love the new episodes.
I tried so, so hard.

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Haiku #302680

However, things like
     full ladder worlds will just start
to get really slow.

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Haiku #302681

He asked for something
     that has an incredibly
low cost to produce.

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Haiku #302682

I feel this would be....
     **unwise**. m Do you actually
believe that is true?

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Haiku #302683

They all took paying
     jobs with the people fighting
the Americans.

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Haiku #302684

They aren't just "thinking",
     they are acting and forming
systems around it.

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Haiku #302685

Especially if they're
     lying to entice people
into their offers.

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Haiku #302686

I believe so, yes.
     Though, I should tally things up
officially soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302687

My two prototype
     ace race heat are super flat.
I love them for flicks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302688

So the companion
     here tries to be an actually
useful companion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302689

I'll watch my own fights
     and pick up things I wish I'd
seen during the fight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302690

If you trust your kids
     and that's allright for you, you
could always do that!

Score: 0          

Haiku #302691

Thanks! Wow that made me
     laugh hard! It was a fox on...
Was it daredevil?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302692

I just feel that trying
     to pair Pagan and Christian
contexts doesn't work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302693

I like to just go
     along with the flow without
having to be 'on'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302694

You may or may not
     find a little more of what
you're looking for there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302695

Have you actually read
     the first line of the comment
you're responding to?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302696

So we will never
     really know how his case would
have played out in court.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302697

Very well put, it's
     going to be a fight, our
enemy is clear!

Score: 0          

Haiku #302698

It's single minded
     to put the leave campaign down
to immigration.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302699

All other states are
     regulated so there's no
waiting period.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302700

If anyone can
     clear that up, I would greatly
appreciate it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #302701

Part of growing up
     is not giving a fuck what
other people think.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302702

I knew it was them!
     Even when it was the bears,
I knew it was them."

Score: 0          

Haiku #302703

In eighth grade I made
     my best friend hold my hand when
we walked together.

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Haiku #302704

It was a fucking
     Front Russian Leg Sweep. Those are
the worst finishers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302705

Game hated team Cap
     and his agents If you want
our respect, Mr.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302706

^(also for being
     handsome too) Thanks for the tip,
I'll look into it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #302707

The Nightmare before
     Christmas: Halloween movie
or Christmas movie?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302708

Dom is their father.
     Ray and Dom obviously
knew each other well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302709

Thanks games media!
     Anecdotal evidence.
Not confirmable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302710

I want the party
     mastery everyone is
talking about. Yes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #302711

Not too sure about
     that one Oh man I adore
this so much. Nice job!

Score: 0          

Haiku #302712

Get it? I know that,
     but Sanders has pumped millions
into such as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302713

It's inexpensive
     but you also get what you
pay for. I was floored.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302714

So you'll miss a lot
     if you choose to go alone
or with someone else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302715

Only suggesting
     because seems you've tried other
drugs but not these yet.?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302716

Looks like retarded
     Minneapolis. Great food.
Great beer. Lakes. Bike trails.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302717

But being social
     doesn't make one an instant
extrovert though. Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #302718

The dog should have bite
     his dick off He didn't really
need it honestly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302719

The price of goods was
     always average, but housing
cost was very low.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302720

I really hated
     dealing with period stuff
with guys in the room.

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Haiku #302721

I am STILL wiping
     away tears. This is awesome!
Oh alright, thank you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302722

They have a sandwich
     called the pig Mac which is pulled
pork and Mac and cheese.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302723

If things go to shit,
     he's an adult and doesn't
have to deal with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302724

Bower is the tool
     that manages all your front
end dependencies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302725

SHE STILL LIKES TO FART
     AT PEOPLE! Isn't the thumb
rest on the wrong side?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302726

But all I do know
     is for now is that I need
to move on and grieve.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302727

It's definitely
     cleaner on your hands and page
not to smear your writ.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302728

Thanks for the advice.
     I'm worried about delays
in my stuff as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302729

It was basically
     as simple and straightforward
as it could have been.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302730

Welcome to the "not
     voting for the best of two
piles of garbage" club.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302731

Their lives are not worth
     serious injury or
death to a person.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302732

Yeah, people shouldn't
     follow closely, but almost
nobody does that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302733

It took me about
     five readings to untangle
what you're getting at.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302734

some may argue it's
     baby fat, but the kid is
already obese.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302735

and of course, sitting
     there with a video game
controller in hand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302736

Drowning is worse, when
     you freeze you get cold then warm
then you fall asleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302737

Unlike somewhere like
     Miami they're all friendly
and speak good English.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302738

I know the perfect
     solution to get your mind
off of suicide.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302739

Answer honestly,
     don't assume that you're able
to do it better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302740

Your case already
     comes with some and more case fans
don't usually help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302741

The past few days I've
     barely left the room, just trying
to make the days pass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302742

sent for butterfly
     OK thanks for the input.
Appreciate it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302743

i would literally
     pay for them to turn the old
matchmaking back on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302744

This has been studied
     several times and verified
across different fields.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302745

Being assertive
     doesn't mean you have to be
aggressive or rude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302817

sorry its my first
     time trying this This is way too
far down. This is gold.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302818

I'll be extremely
     disappointed if boosted
becomes illegal.

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Haiku #302819

That's like the only
     Superman story arc I've
ever been into.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302820

With a catalyst
     first item, you can survive
anything and spam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302821

You shouldn't either.
     It's not an entire fleet.
It's a few ships. Five.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302822

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302823

Even as I came
     within the dangerous range,
they showed no interest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302824

It was the first time
     eating the oily ones' food
since my kitten died.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302825

Sweet Angelica
     is starting to warm to me.
We eat together.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302826

Thanks for sharing this,
     I'll see you on the next one!
stream showtime (7c) thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #302827

You might get to see
     some stuff in the evenings but
depends on the job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302828

I don't know, this all
     seems perfectly reasonable
to me! You are right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302830

And if so, fine, what
     about the one trillion stars
in Andromeda?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302831

She was assaulted
     and killed by other girls her
age, over a boy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302832

I like to believe
     he isn't until any
other evidence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302833

i lived in four hills
     also which is the southern
part of the east side.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302834

[deleted] He's right.
     Didn't read it. I'm sure it was
spectacular though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302835

So thanks anyway
     for the help but I don't think
I'll really need it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302836

If the games don't live
     up to their own potential
how could a movie?

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Haiku #302837

does it just fall on
     the grand like a dead snake or
can you keep the rope?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302838

It's the same thing, you
     drive around and try to find
people doing it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302839

At the very least
     be happy you don't spawn on
your sign anymore.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302840

That's a beautiful
     bike right there Bernie isn't
taking shit from clowns.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302841

You could say the same
     about Democrats, except
exchange red with blue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302842

If we see more Ross
     Perot than David Duke, there's
something to be gained.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302843

Like if it's tattered
     and torn, or if it's been on
the ground or stepped on?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302844

That's what suh dude When
     I was two I demanded
kiwi with mustard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302845

Which probably wouldn't
     be possible without all
the foam. Kind of, yeah.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302846

This speed things along
     but does not have the clients
best interest at heart.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302847

[removed] [removed] Nope,
     I can't stand Viking fans and,
in turn, the Vikings.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302848

[deleted] Bull, Pure
     Genius, and The Great Indoors
all have first looks up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302849

They got a sneak peaks
     and purchased before it went
to market even.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302850

In the world we are
     living in, which religion
is posing a threat?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302851

happens all the time
     and you would essentially
be outlawing that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302852

I'm a lower class
     American and our health
insurance is ass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302853

I used to argue
     with my mom all the time too
when I was a teen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302854

Mine hasn't caught on
     to that so I get the side
farther from the door.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302855

One of the people
     who inspired me to get
into rotary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302856

The longer you wait,
     the more likely something will
happen to that key.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302857

What is "light" when we're
     talking cargo transported
between planets, though?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302858

If he tried to talk
     to you before "over", you
would not receive it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302859

I think it's called Push
     To Talk. Works as expected.
Release to listen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302860

Oh and what's her face.
     Eric's "sister". You always
count pledged delegates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302861

Barrage is awesome.
     Steady aim has long cool down
and short duration.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302862

He's worked on his post
     fade shot, and some others since
he came in the league.

Score: 0          


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