Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #299162

And seriously
     though, the best thing you can do
is "hold on loosely".

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Haiku #299163

or if you get flagged
     as pattern day trading are
there additional fees?

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Haiku #299164

Then, knowing my NA
     luck, G2 will go on some tear
and slaughter some teams.

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Haiku #299165

My main issues are
     the wall, Muslims, and forming
national pride again.

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Haiku #299166

I really wish built
     robots and Ada did not
cause this to happen.

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Haiku #299167

They still retain their
     "latin names" so they are still
separate entities.

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Haiku #299168

My opinion is
     that it's your watch, your money,
your prerogative.

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Haiku #299169

Bae. I wish City
     were playing in their dark kit,
looks so much nicer.

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Haiku #299170

Either way its close
     enough that Im not going
to fret over it.

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Haiku #299171

Mother f***** i care
     about truths maybe if you
cared too thinks would change.

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Haiku #299172

So the people who
     don't know how to raid but want
to have a hard time.

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Haiku #299173

The mental illness
     is from having a body
that doesn't feel right.

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Haiku #299174

With 99k the engine
     should still have plenty of life.
Are you just that dumb?

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Haiku #299175

Does it hurt? Then you
     don't want it for the game, you
watch it for the teams.

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Haiku #299176

For that matter Cruz
     would have had a terrible
time at it as well.

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Haiku #299177

Also people might
     work near by so moving might
not be an option.

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Haiku #299178

Good luck! I started
     off with the default great swamp
outcast face for fun.

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Haiku #299179

Really depends how
     much you owe on bills vs
how much you can save.

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Haiku #299180

It's not a big deal
     if your eyebrows aren't on fleek
for an extra day.

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Haiku #299181

So they said, fuck it.
     We have one broken version,
how do we fix this?

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Haiku #299182

How stupid you must
     be to think that a country
would just accept that?

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Haiku #299183

OP might not ever
     become fluent but at least
TRY. Show some effort!

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Haiku #299184

Solid ST guy who
     can start if necessary.
Good backup to have.

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Haiku #299185

and they love to give
     each other props for all their
wonderful insight.

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Haiku #299186

And again, she was
     trying to communicate, but
Ross hung up on her.

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Haiku #299187

Want some candy? Hey,
     just wanted to say the stir
fry was amazing.

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Haiku #299188

Then also we just
     got a Far Harbour trailer
that looks pretty good.

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Haiku #299189

Thing about the Stars
     is, they never take a loss
like this laying down.

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Haiku #299190

Yuri kicks him once,
     and then goes deeper into
the facility.

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Haiku #299191

Finally watched it,
     im about to sin, A LOT.
Forgive me father!

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Haiku #299192

I don't understand
     why Argentinians are
crying victims here.

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Haiku #299193

That makes no sense. "You
     can spar with me." She offers.
"Nothing serious.

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Haiku #299194

I'd take that over
     changing colors and making
the picture bigger.

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Haiku #299195

Some shit is being
     orchestrated, but who knows
in which direction.

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Haiku #299196

So there's no danger.
     /s It's because she's LOUDER
THAN EVERYONE ELSE!

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Haiku #299198

The messages are
     fine with me, I wish I had
more time to reply.

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Haiku #299199

I think the cutoff
     should be lower, but hey that's
just my opinion.

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Haiku #299200

No one even has
     to vote for him if they don't
want to anymore.

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Haiku #299201

However, he was
     able to shrug it off part
way thru the battle.

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Haiku #299202

Never seen him play,
     I don't think. Hopefully he'll
be a decent buy.

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Haiku #299203

Pyro seems to be
     solid early and has good
progression throughout.

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Haiku #299204

Every attack had
     thought behind it and it was
solid all around.

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Haiku #299205

In a film it is
     probably the school corridor
scene in Gross Point Blank.

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Haiku #299206

When the group wipes 3x
     at totems, It's time to find
another group... Speed.

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Haiku #299276

Perhaps read the post
     before commenting. Alright?
Have sex, in that case.

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Haiku #299277

then, barely removed
     from that setting, he gets his
life ruined for it.

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Haiku #299278

I'll see if I can
     get a pic with him tonight
if he is working.

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Haiku #299279

I'm very glad I'm
     on another continent.
They did worse I'm sure.

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Haiku #299280

[deleted] If you're
     referring to N80 then no,
it's wattage only.

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Haiku #299281

It says: There is no
     god but God and Muhammad
is God's messenger.

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Haiku #299282

I would assume cave
     water would have a very
high mineral content.

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Haiku #299283

Go the mileage route.
     If you buy transport tickets,
claim the full value.

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Haiku #299284

This is not something
     you back out of because "you
can't win anymore".

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Haiku #299286

And more to the point,
     what kind of program uses
Roman numerals?

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Haiku #299287

If I am feeling
     like I want to be social
I usually smoke.

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Haiku #299289

I can fight my way
     through tabs and then crap out when
the solos get hard.

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Haiku #299291

I guess the K-1 is
     pretty much the way to go
if we reach that point!

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Haiku #299292

Unfortunately
     my toilet faces the sink
rather than the tub.

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Haiku #299293

I sometimes purchase
     bulk movie ticket gift cards
on my Costco trips.

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Haiku #299294

Their shitty food has
     nothing to do with being
bought by someone else.

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Haiku #299295

I mean his life If
     everyone died and no one
rules the Iron Throne.

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Haiku #299296

I was a little
     bit terrified (I don't like
running anyway.

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Haiku #299297

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #299298

I think it goes back
     to how bloodthirsty they were
during the Crusades.

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Haiku #299299

But when I step foot
     in the synagogue I feel
as though I've come home.

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Haiku #299300

Grow up mate Yorks man,
     keep doing what you're doing.
Develop your style.

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Haiku #299301

Just because they are
     allies doesn't mean they won't
lie to each other.

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Haiku #299302

Because he's so much
     better than I am and makes
this look effortless.

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Haiku #299303

Because he's so much
     better than I am and makes
this look effortless.

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Haiku #299304

But ya people need
     to know how to cook, and not
just "cook" Kraft Dinner.

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Haiku #299305

Source? Bottom line is
     Bernie has argued he'd win
if turnout is up.

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Haiku #299306

Are you being thick
     on purpose. Women. Who. Share.
My level. of Looks.

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Haiku #299307

Totally worth it.
     Someone definitely wants
this story buried.

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Haiku #299308

Love it. They're gonna
     get all their Draftees signed by
Friday at this rate.

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Haiku #299309

So in the exam,
     we have maybe a minute
or two per questions.

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Haiku #299310

If it's never been
     implemented correctly
why would it work now?

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Haiku #299311

I was literally
     going to use my 100point perk
to get this today!

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Haiku #299312

The immediate
     family (children or spouse) might
have a better chance.

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Haiku #299313

Well done. Man. It just
     sounds like he really really
isn't invested.

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Haiku #299314

Outlaw is awesome
     on a sidearm, and snapshot
is very useful.

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Haiku #299315

So is fire. So he's
     just very deep in a debt
and restructuring?

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Haiku #299316

The program looks great
     and the advisors have been
fantastic so far.

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Haiku #299317

Constantly feeling
     ill and like you were going
to die any day.

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Haiku #299318

Glad I could help... Right,
     god forbid I have a chance
to improve my life.

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Haiku #299319

Oh ok, so let's
     stop lending them money or
giving them credit...

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Haiku #299320

Without skills, they, slugs,
     and snipers are the only
ammo types that can.

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Haiku #299321

All the ones the stores
     have posted seem unfounded
in reality.

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Haiku #299322

But they also can't
     stagger you out of your roll
if they're out of range.

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Haiku #299323

Moreover, there is
     no such thing as "class A" stock.
All stock is the same.

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Haiku #299324

Di Maria was
     shit but we sold him because
he's a fucking snake.

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Haiku #299325

If it's a floor length
     skirt I will just bunch it up
then pee standing up.

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Haiku #299326

Looks like he ended
     up hurting the person who
was being bullied.

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Haiku #299327

But now they won't just
     automatically let you
live in their new house?

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Haiku #299328

no gods, no masters.
     [deleted] I would rather
be dead then in jail.

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Haiku #299329

Also, I wonder
     if Krystal walks in while Fe
and Donnie are there.

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Haiku #299330

Hacker infested.
     Glitches and exploits galore.
What a dumpster fire.

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Haiku #299331

Can confirm, fist post
     ever clicked on with the word
"Gosh" in the title.

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Haiku #299332

Nor relinquish them.
     I am really disliking
Landon this season.

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Haiku #299333

The world of a child
     is a world of discovery,
adventure and fun.

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Haiku #299334

I dashed off my first
     comment on mobile, so here's
my full thoughts on it.

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Haiku #299335

I know EXACTLY
     how you feel because I was
in your position.

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Haiku #299336

If you see me on
     tavern brawn, can you kindly
give me the win? Thanks.

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Haiku #299337

This is a very
     good reason why official
5v5 should be around.

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Haiku #299338

With luck you get there
     while the fight is still going
and take them both out.

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Haiku #299339

If you think you are
     getting pinched, use your grenades
to push them away.

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Haiku #299340

Spoken like someone
     who has no idea what
he's talking about.

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Haiku #299341

Sort of just guessing
     with everything and see how
the first year plays out.

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Haiku #299342

In my family^1 no
     one gloats about winning or
gets teased for losing.

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Haiku #299343

Dear God the man can
     float [removed] I doubt it was
any decision.

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Haiku #299344

Oh yes, it is not
     something i would do without
excellent reason.

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Haiku #299345

Is it a longer
     term outlook that I'm missing?
The fees are the same.

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Haiku #299346

Really showed that Jack
     Lemmon had both comedic
and dramatic chops.

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Haiku #299347

This is why you should
     research the batteries you're
looking to purchase.

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Haiku #299348

I'm going to leave
     the comment here anyway
though for context. It.

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Haiku #299349

Good shit "Praise the Spark!"
     Alternatively, "You've been
THUNDERSTRUCK!" Thank you!

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Haiku #299350

Our city is much
     less like a grid and more like
spokes on a tire.

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Haiku #299352

Pretty sure they can
     go without it, they just won't
be doing as well.

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Haiku #299353

Libertarian
     isn't a one size fits all.
Thanks for the update!

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Haiku #299354

We're herd animals
     and thus we're prone to believe
what others tell us.

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Haiku #299355

I get people need
     breaks, but this was pretty piss
poor timing for one.

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Haiku #299356

/Troy and Abed sweet
     bro handshake I mean, it seems
like it would be good.

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Haiku #299357

there are others where
     relationships aren't really
established on love.

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Haiku #299358

cuddling is probably
     something mostly enjoyed by
westernized cultures.

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Haiku #299359

You daring gal you!
     I'd say a woman could pull
those fragrances off.

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Haiku #299361

Having lots of good
     tasting protein like steaks or
burgers also helps.

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Haiku #299362

Yeah, it really hurts
     once you're shot down because you
were being open.

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Haiku #299363

After his damage
     buff, however, he can stand
against the big dogs.

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Haiku #299364

If not, I have read
     some information about
flashing the BIOS.

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Haiku #299365

So I don't know quite
     how to characterize him.
I'll leave that to him."

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Haiku #299366

It did not light up,
     that's why I didn't think they were
motion detectors.

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Haiku #299367

A 4-hour drive to pick
     up an anvil is rough, but
I know the feeling.

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Haiku #299368

We try to do our
     best, but sometimes doesn't go
as smoothly as planned.

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Haiku #299369

I'm looking to make
     things like models that I can
cast repeatedly.

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Haiku #299370

He doesn't need grasp
     to win trades or lanes which is
why I don't run it.

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Haiku #299371

You want to capture
     the values when you perform
your calculation.

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Haiku #299372

Are you a troll or
     do you honestly have no
concept of debate?

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Haiku #299373

But the bitch im back
     out my coma bit is too
lit not to cover.

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Haiku #299374

I am so pleased by
     your dick, it's so beautiful,
long, and very thick.

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Haiku #299375

This includes hover
     tanks, mech walker Easter eggs,
futuristic guns.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299376

Man this really sucks.
     Good lord. How many people
were at the party?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299377

Still seems a little
     weird to have a limit on
something that's legal.

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Haiku #299378

Fuck me. Ah well it's
     progress towards the better stuff
at higher levels.

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Haiku #299379

Don't doom your little
     girl to looking like a mook
when she's an adult!

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Haiku #299381

Density of mass
     vs surface area
is what makes boats float.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299382

One important thing
     is DO NOT BUY JELLY TOYS.
They can be toxic.

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Haiku #299383

The games are barely
     similar, their markets are
completely different.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299384

I have awesome friends,
     and I try to be awesome
to them in return.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299386

We are not talking
     about can it be done, but
how easy is it.

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Haiku #299387

The other stuff is
     mainly to help the postman
and avoid errors.

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Haiku #299388

A day where I can
     live life like it was before
I as a father.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299389

Imagine the shit
     the flight attendants decide
*not* to escalate.

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Haiku #299390

Bird fun? Eli5 West
     Ham game is gonna be huge.
Could go either way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299391

I got to admit
     I'm surprised. It's been about
ten years or more now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299392

I'm taking driving
     lessons to finally get
my license to drive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299393

The leader shouted.
     The stranger continued his
approach, unflinching.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299394

I had a friend come
     to me wanting to print some
posters for his band.

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Haiku #299395

It fucks up the whole
     group dynamic when you add
women to the mix.

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Haiku #299396

I would probably want
     to name my drone Jarvis or
Jane, or Hal.... ATTACK!

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Haiku #299397

Two bear post right next
     to each other on the front
pages omg!!!

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Haiku #299398

It's probably somewhat
     useful on the track, on DI,
and boosted engines.

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Haiku #299399

I feel the pain dude,
     and yeah sometimes bad luck comes
in three's so watch out.

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Haiku #299400

The person wasn't
     trying to complain, but they were
badgered to do so.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299401

That is Trump's trade war
     scenario in action.
Read ingredients?

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Haiku #299402

If it doesn't say
     "Vienna" on the front don't
even pick it up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299403

As for what it is
     in reality and not
your ignorant brain.

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Haiku #299404

Sounds like this guy would
     have probably of got himself
arrested by now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299405

I would imagine
     many of the women who
live there would agree.

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Haiku #299406

You're acting like its
     Barcelona away. 'Friend'
needs to be in quotes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299407

look at what happened
     every time you died and how
you could improve it.

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Haiku #299408

It's a cool, fun town,
     as long as you don't venture
out to the suburbs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299409

He still needs a real
     rework though, his kit just screams
balancing nightmare.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299410

There's absolutely
     no issue she can't be bribed
into supporting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299411

Serial bottlers.
     A constant disappointment
to their fans. Thank you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #299412

Not that he cared much,
     just another unwashed brute
from the hinterlands.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299413

I do this and tell
     my wife and she tells me when
she needs alone time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299414

I got the gun on
     sale and i'm not completely
sure how much it cost.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299415

[deleted] Wow you
     can't even detect when I'm
being facetious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299416

Soma has some good
     ones You're old enough to be
my older brother!

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Haiku #299417

And she wants to leave
     you a day alone or more
and spends it with him.

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Haiku #299418

He's still getting used
     to the league IMO but once
he does he'll be fine.

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Haiku #299419

If Aberdeen strung
     some wins together they could
have been champions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299420

Expressed consent is
     made by conscious, mentally
competent adults.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299495

Thanks, guys. nice to know!
     i will get one just haven't
decided which one!

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Haiku #299496

I did not realize
     how much I needed Onion
Jam before today.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299497

Make sure you open
     wide Ah, so that's where Moses
found the burning bush!

Score: 0          

Haiku #299498

What's done is done, but
     Wade should know by now that you
respect the anthems.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299499

**Do not** buy them on
     the first day (unless reviews
are already out).

Score: 0          

Haiku #299500

I don't care how much
     money they'll make for this, how
is this good for us?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299501

If you're good to them,
     when something comes up they'll still
do their best to help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299502

We have something planned
     for iOS, but probably not
quite what your thinking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299503

Technically nothing,
     but we cleaned out an office
that was shutting down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299504

Don't forget to take
     into consideration
the health of the gate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299505

They most likely will
     change to the person who wins
the popular vote.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299506

If we're the same shade
     I would also recommend
asian foundations.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299507

Anybody who
     watched him play that tournament
would remember that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299509

We could have really
     benefited from having
Johns around this year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299510

Other option is
     interacting and being
social with people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299511

Why would people go
     to schools and do jobs they don't
want to do instead?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299512

I'm no pro but his
     double jump is the best thing
in the game at times.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299513

Just calling my points
     ridiculous does nothing
to help your stance here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299514

I find that these songs
     reflect their feelings in sound
so well it's crazy.

Score: 0          


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