Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #296247

Could you not send it?
     Sure. Would your application
go through? Probably not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296248

I've been here. You will
     not have more confidence if
you are in a crew.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296249

Because Spoelstra makes
     extremely questionable
decisions sometimes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296250

I read the abstract,
     skim the text, look at figures,
read the conclusion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296251

I probably can tweak
     some accessories around
but maybe later.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296252

I know our clan would
     become more active in war
if this were the case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296253

Egypt, Syria,
     Jordan, and Palestine are
all Arab countries.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296254

But when the mine is
     done they plant more trees than were
ever there before.

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Haiku #296255

[removed] look at her
     excited smile, enjoying
to learn a new dance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296256

I heard last night's speech
     but before that it's been weeks
since I've heard him speak.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296257

[deleted] His whole
     campaign was on life support
since the beginning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296258

Typical liberal.
     Spews shit and then can't provide
actual arguments.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296259

Then you **NEED** to just
     shut your fucking mouth and try
to win regardless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296260

If you were in dire
     straights and deeply in debt, then
your needs may differ.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296261

Which is just very
     unlikely to go against
KU ten years later.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296262

All that being said,
     I wasn't really happy
with my decisions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296263

Provided you keep
     tapping beers the lines stay cold
you won't have foam then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296264

Not a bad game by
     any means, just had so much
wasted potential!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296265

Because that would be
     using logic against them,
and you can't do that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296266

I've done that but no
     one ever seems into me.
Trump is a bigot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296267

They have LED ones now
     that are relatively cheap
for the quality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296268

From what I gather,
     this variety was prized
in the Amazon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296269

But I also want
     games where I'm clearly better
and can dominate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296270

I'd want a server
     to tell me so I give guests
the same courtesy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296271

Your social contact
     has mostly been about her.
She didn't feel threatened.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296272

but i hope to not
     give a shit eventually,
is all i'm saying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296273

And all you really
     need to do to kill a rose
bush is piss in it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296274

So they either sell
     the game with that removed or
don't sell it at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296275

Please try to drink more
     water and eat more whole foods
with lots of fiber.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296277

I'm sure people will
     like to see your car and talk
to you about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296278

Although, depending
     on the course you do, they might
force you to do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296279

Won't your back fodder
     turret be shooting at your front
turret though? BATTLE CLERK!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296280

Like they don't follow
     the same procedure each time
or each factory.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296282

An insulation
     job done wrong can create new
issues down the road.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296283

I'm at my 4th
     Winter, and my schedule is
as follows: Milk cows.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296285

There is research on
     why this will help you even
more than it helps them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296286

You have more than you
     can possibly imagine.
Why you ask? Okay!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296287

My button ups are
     long sleeve and I roll the sleeves
up in the summer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296288

She hasn't gained much
     weight, and I don't think it was
seeing the baby.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296289

He didn't close the deal
     with me, he didn't close the deal
with conservatives.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296290

B does not follow
     A. The Clintons have been caught,
over and over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296291

I just downloaded
     the launcher, it wasn't named
any thing special.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296292

Yeah. It's laughable
     to think that Trump won't just walk
over Hillary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296293

It was the worst thing
     I've ever done inside or
outside the workplace.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296294

I just like to cheer
     people up. It's what I do!
Are they all in jail?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296295

Not a medic but
     you got everything else right.
So much sexiness!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296296

To be fair, this game
     is a Arena style game.
Thanks so much for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296297

He was literally
     looking right at the item
and did not see it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296298

If you want a board
     game that multiple people
can play, Risk is great!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296299

The ballistics are
     actually pretty great if you
have accuracy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296300

Especially if those
     promises cannot or will
not be delivered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296301

It took me a few
     nights to adjust when my son
started sleeping through.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296302

I don't have any
     problems with people in same
sex relationships.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296303

It's because some fans
     did complain that there was too
much coaching. Hardly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296304

You need a base malt
     to help convert the sugars
in specialty grains.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296305

Far from noteworthy,
     just a bit of a silly
"don't mind if I do?"

Score: 0          

Haiku #296306

Repetitions? Sets?
     This is a huge gauge in how
you are improving.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296307

The front of the grip
     is a large lever that cocks
the striker when squeezed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296308

My mom said she knew
     I was really sick because
I had wet the bed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296309

When the doctors told
     my mom she had to give me
shots she said, I can't!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296380

I feel terrible
     *for* her, but it's an intense
source of stress for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296381

Asian porn. A plus
     if it's Asian girls that are
from America.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296382

Thank you! I just claimed
     the page I'll be entering
all these codes tonight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296383

I just claimed the page
     I'll be entering all these
codes tonight. Guess not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296384

Replace those who ride
     cloud serpent with nether drake,
it would be perfect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296385

If you want to help
     this kid, make a post telling
people to help him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296387

This launch just shows you
     what's happening internally
with that company.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296388

i was really sick
     and only about a block
away from my house.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296389

i had a really
     good friend with me who helped not
make it a big deal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296390

But it's less about
     coal and more that she straight up
lied to our faces.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296391

[deleted] There is
     nobody with a total
lack of empathy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296392

Hell no. Europe was
     good last year, but regions grow
and fall every year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296393

Also, remember
     that things are going to go
wrong no matter what.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296394

Now you're just trolling.
     Here let me post another
time Hitchens was wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296395

Or at least they should.
     [deleted] Did my ex get
around that quickly?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296396

I will NEVER vote
     for wall street establishment
candidate Clinton.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296397

You're welcome clients...
     you're welcome. I live to serve.
[deleted] Me too!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296398

I don't really know
     what else to tell you if you
don't understand that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296399

No customs charges,
     so I assumed they lowered
value by default.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296400

I'd hate to make him
     do such a disgusting chore
as have sex with me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296401

Thanks, that'll save me
     the trouble of constantly
checking for updates!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296402

Doesn't matter if
     you win by an inch or mile,
winning is winning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296403

If you don't go 9c
     precise fire, there really is
no point to that set.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296404

Yes, every Chinese
     person on the planet is
in on this. Clearly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296405

He will then (again
     assuming) start the general
election process.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296406

It's only a curse
     for people that don't know how
to handle money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296407

That was the only
     thing I thought Apple Music
was great at doing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296408

I'm not trying to say
     all teenagers are the same
or irrational.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296409

That bit of red mist,
     was that somebody being
shredded to pieces?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296410

You're the one being
     naive here and you're pulling
shit out of your ass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296411

sorry mate, missed it,
     but i see you already
got what you wanted!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296412

If you buy a slave
     why shouldn't you be able
to mutilate it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296413

He isn't doing
     this for money anymore.
He wants to give back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296414

That sentence translates
     to "I'm afraid of failing".
Don't be afraid man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296415

It's definitely
     possible later on, just
not as the first fight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296416

He goes on about
     not letting his friends shoulder
burdens on their own.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296418

i've heard the gesture
     is cheaper and better Nope.
One life per method.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296419

If a full reset
     does not fix it you will need
to get it exchanged.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296420

I did not approach
     my changes with the intent
to make them the same.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296421

One of my favorite
     related quotes is "You don't
pay back your parents.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296422

But yes there are times
     she melts down and wants to run
away, who doesn't?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296423

But you can't just build
     on City A either, or
you end like Brazil.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296424

:D Then what reason
     would they have for using do
over Vulcan then?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296425

"Stupid, ugly bitch".
     It took me a minute, but
I knew I could find.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296426

No room for special
     passes and beautiful plays
when the keeper comes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296427

The science isn't
     particularly what would
benefit from this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296428

I agree. This game
     is about knowing people,
not about numbers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296429

GET THEM OUT! [removed]
     I'll have to go for a look
next big rain we get.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296430

Expensive unless
     there's a sale on but it's smooth
as a baby's butt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296431

Do you have a link?
     I'm thinking there wasn't some
horrible scarring.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296432

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296433

Every replacement
     vacuum or printer we get
is identical.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296434

If guys try to flirt
     or pay for you, shut it down
nicely but firmly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296435

The Conservatives
     don't think they do, so they don't
like the BBC.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296436

I started letting
     my phone die on purpose when
I was in college.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296437

And used to force me
     to take all my vacation
days to go see them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296438

It's: May the Fourth be
     With You. Cino De Mayo.
Return of the Sixth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296439

tell your ex that you
     are glad to have heard from her,
but you have moved on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296440

And Jack and Susan
     themselves are based loosely on
Moffat and his wife.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296441

Open as always.
     Most people vote before work
or in the evening.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296442

I used to suffer
     delusions as well but not
the same type as this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296444

Occasionally you'll
     have integration by parts
but not too often.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296445

Glenn, DeConcini,
     and Riegle are still sucking
up Senate pensions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332012

DO I HAVE ANY
     RIGHTS HOLDING CANADIAN
OR US CURRENCY?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296446

It's very peaceful
     to sit, be still and content
with just existing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296447

What if you just made
     your own league to bring people
into the country?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296448

You won't have to put
     any money into it,
and just make profit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296449

Great, I said, we made
     out, it was spectacular,
we're still hooking up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296450

Just don't be surprised
     if there aren't weekly updates.
Give them time to work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296522

I've realized that I've
     always had them, and now I'm
trying to embrace them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296523

Nice to see some praise.
     Thank you :D "I'm pretty sure
I can handle that."

Score: 0          

Haiku #296524

Most of the problems
     in my life have been caused by
other black people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296525

Very poetic.
     She parks close to the building,
shutting the engine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296526

You're not gonna die,
     but it's definitely not
the best idea.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296527

Middle of August
     so I have time thankfully.
Thanks for the advice!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296528

Or if someone else
     took over and uncovered
more information.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296529

But I will not be
     buying an inferior
version of the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296530

I'm actually pretty
     happy about that, as he's
nothing but toxin.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296531

Really? You can't win
     the people so by any
means necessary?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296532

Being medical
     grade silicon, it's safer
to leave in longer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296533

Yeah, my combo is
     faded visor, road goggles
and Tinker Tom's hat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296534

My heart is breaking
     for you. I could do a tank....
This god. This God fucks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296535

All other servers
     that appear ask for password
when joining as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296536

They exist to help
     maintain property values
for the neighborhood.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296537

It's deeper questions
     than this, why is this the case.
What is the purpose?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296538

Can anybody
     else provide insight into
serpent star lifespan?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296539

It also can make
     your passage thru the woods much
more silent. Well said.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296540

Did I ever see
     myself having a loving
person in my life?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296541

BELIEVE IN THE ME
     THAT BELIEVES IN YOU We can
do this together.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296542

If he continues
     the losing streak, I will vote
Trump. Anything else?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296543

Low T is no joke
     and fucking doctors ignore
the obvious signs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296544

And no, I've been on
     this page since beta, just not
on this account. Yay!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296545

It's terrifying
     how easily people like
you are won over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296546

This is not the case
     for cars, even if they are
rather good at it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296547

I can speak russian
     and there is also a thing
called a steam profile.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296548

coming out this year
     You remember that time when
you played like a pro?..

Score: 0          

Haiku #296549

Otherwise life is
     but a hollow shell, much like
the unfettered womb!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296550

And if they are, why
     are they killing people who
aren't Starks? YaY thank you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296551

I sat on the ground
     for a good ten minutes towards
the end of the day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296552

It completely changed
     the way I look at cities
and urban planning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296553

thanks At the end you
     didn't shoot the guy to make sure
you recorded that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296554

I don't think either
     side is very excited
to see the other.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296555

Just because other
     people did it too doesn't
make the US blameless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296556

praying that i not
     miss the ever so small X
upon the window.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296557

It's mine; screw you all."
     Kind of ruined the whole game
for me, but oh well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296558

Now do it again
     so I can call the cake day
complete too =P 400k?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296559

If you see the same
     person everyday you don't
notice the changes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296560

Seriously. "Oh
     Brad Pitt, your wife would look good
in a sheer maxi.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296561

And the argument
     will be made that less people
turned out because TRUMP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296562

Dan is marketing
     his image to put money
in his bank account.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296563

Can only hope they're
     making the next Battlefront.
Hopefully soon man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296564

How much do Leicester
     City get for just winning
the Championship?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296565

Your contributions
     would benefit from being
more meaningful too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296566

The tone is different,
     but it's all so familiar.
It's much slower paced.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296567

And they aren't charging
     you anything, those sprinkles
are free! FREE SPRINKLES!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296568

It makes me realize
     that this is what I wanna
be doing in life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296569

I just don't have these
     issues, that I do see now
and again on here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296570

Nobody can do
     anything when they're slowly
flying into space.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296571

Why would they? Aye you
     might be right in fact I didn't
think about that one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296572

You can only salt
     so much earth before you run
out of food I guess.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296573

Ill order some rat
     pups and not feed him again
until they arrive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296574

There's risk but you're not
     going anywhere without
taking some chances.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296575

And that is with Pelle
     playing more of his minutes
as the main striker.

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Haiku #296576

If you really look,
     I don't think either of those
teams could afford him.

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Haiku #296578

For better results
     also add the date you were
approved for the cards.

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Haiku #296579

[deleted] You don't
     speak for everyone, but I'm
glad you think it's nice.

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Haiku #296580

Carmen: what happened?
     Hurry up and fall, I want
my empire now.

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Haiku #296581

Right! Thanks. Haven't watched
     the show since it was released.
Nothing but respect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296582

COME ON! [deleted]
     It links your group on the chat,
but it's CLIENT side.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296583

If your post is not
     approved shortly, please message
the moderators.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296584

It seems you just don't
     want to admit that it is
valid, which means... what?

Score: 0          

Haiku #296585

I guess I just need
     to completely reinstall
the OS and start fresh.

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Haiku #296586

He would be better
     off waiting until after
the demo. Space walks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296587

Im from alberta
     and my dad works with (not in)
the oil companies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296588

Now that I know it's
     visibly off to someone
else I probably will.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296589

lol, who am
     I kidding. I really like
Game of Owns as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296590

You think your daughter
     is having radiation
for the fun of it?

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Haiku #296591

The outrageousness
     is usually not about
actual money though.

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Haiku #296664

I can totally
     understand why people may
not what to see this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296665

She sucks. I liked when
     she ripped apart Ted Cruz, but
she's annoying. ha!

Score: 0          

Haiku #296666

She was banging him
     behind your back, you just now
officially know.

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