Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #295492

It's so weird to be
     in a root beer, but it works
incredibly well.

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Haiku #295493

times at a man who
     was running away from him.
[deleted] That's fair.

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Haiku #295494

Why risk it? Yeah, but
     that women need it more was
also in there too.

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Haiku #295495

has it been confirmed?
     I only read it for Closed
Beta, not Open.

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Haiku #295496

Answer no questions
     not even about whether
you are at the store.

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Haiku #295497

As long as you're not
     running your mouth, most other
people won't respond.

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Haiku #295498

I don't know your age,
     but getting older does some
gnarly stuff to you.

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Haiku #295499

lol people
     would go in, feel them, and then
go buy them online.

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Haiku #295500

Put it on PC
     and I probably would not play
other games for months.

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Haiku #295501

during the presser,
     he said he was told he will
play inside and out.

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Haiku #295502

And larger discount
     groceries are often cheaper
for food and whatnot.

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Haiku #295503

You did not receive
     information about what
happens after death.

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Haiku #293824

Just like how you can
     currently do with any
set of armor now.

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Haiku #295504

[deleted] I would
     give this a True True True. &
OP: Pay attention.

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Haiku #295505

By that I mean, _pay
     for someone else to do it".
Be a guest that day.

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Haiku #295506

Most of them are veiled
     and you must knock on a door
to see what's inside.

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Haiku #295507

It's a total N
     trait and I'm so sorry you
have to go through it.

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Haiku #295508

"No," she said flatly.
     What a creep. He didn't even
take care of himself.

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Haiku #295509

Thanks for posting this.
     So much cringe I had to tap
out a minute in.

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Haiku #295510

Better shut yo ass
     up before I come over
there and suck that dick.

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Haiku #295511

Looking good instant
     Perfect, this is exactly
what i'm looking for!

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Haiku #295512

[deleted] I did
     and I quite enjoyed my rest
I'm above MR12.

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Haiku #295513

How much oatmeal do
     you use in your recipe?
How silly of me.

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Haiku #295514

How silly of me.
     After all, it is a book.
:P Thanks for your help.

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Haiku #295515

Sure. Also, any
     team could upset any team
in any series.

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Haiku #295516

The stranded guy? Yes.
     I stopped giving a fuck what
people think of me.

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Haiku #295517

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #295518

It's worth going back
     to if you haven't listened
to them for a while.

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Haiku #295519

Yep, that is my view.
     Just find someone who can take
the yards that are there.

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Haiku #295520

Fixed: The Fixer perk
     makes repairs more expensive
instead of cheaper.

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Haiku #295521

But hey, let's all jump
     on the "America is
backwards" bandwagon.

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Haiku #295522

it would be a shame
     to lose a perfectly good
house but I agree.

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Haiku #295523

That all being said,
     gentrification is not
always a bad thing.

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Haiku #295525

I realized that's what
     made me feel so lost at first.
'What do I do now?'

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Haiku #295526

Murdering Catholics,
     calling them all pedophiles,
Rule Britannia.

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Haiku #295527

Patrice Bergeron.
     A quick look at the Boston
blue line tells all folks.

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Haiku #295528

Lightning working hard
     out there and it's paying off.
Vote I'm a moonie.

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Haiku #295529

It's something I keep
     saying I'm going to quit
and I always fail.

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Haiku #295530

So I'd be happy
     to see it as a movie
with the rest stripped out.

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Haiku #295531

Probably never paid
     for a ticket to any
thing she's ever done.

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Haiku #295532

Probably the main one
     is that I don't ask people
out/ pursue enough.

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Haiku #295533

And how will you guys
     know what email to send our
confirmation to?

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Haiku #295534

The bartender thinks,
     *Genie, yeah, right* and then asks,
"Well what's in the case?"

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Haiku #295535

No, not all of them.
     You'd be surprised. And breasts feel
like a bag of sand.

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Haiku #295536

So yes people fall
     in love with someone near them
because of those facts?

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Haiku #295537

He tends to appeal
     to more regular, middle
class, common people.

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Haiku #295538

Distribute all homes
     via lottery system
to homeless persons.

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Haiku #295539

Yup. Went from chargers
     selection, commercial, then
broncos on the clock.

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Haiku #295540

Make sure to get their
     direct number, employee
ID, etc.

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Haiku #295541

Your family can bring
     up but they can be the ones
to hurt you the most.

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Haiku #295542

We need a big hit
     or a fight to get into
this game, or a goal.

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Haiku #295543

What exactly is
     the problem with brutal doom
and its creator?

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Haiku #295545

I was in a court
     house with an ex regarding
his driving offense.

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Haiku #295546

That sounds interesting,
     do you have any resource
you could link me to?

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Haiku #295547

One of the reasons
     SHIMMER is running Logan
Square in June. I'm down.

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Haiku #295548

McCain talked about
     'the wall', Trump called Mexicans
drug dealing rapists.

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Haiku #295549

have to purchase through
     the site, other places do
not include the code.

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Haiku #295550

I told her straight up
     that this is what happens when
you tease animals.

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Haiku #295551

I generally like
     the students. I like the clubs.
I kind of like Troy.

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Haiku #295552

will not be in town
     on weekends and probably not
on mondays either.

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Haiku #295553

Godfather Oh right!
     Sorry, I forgot you came
out as that! My bad!

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Haiku #295554

However i think
     trump by himself could do some
serious damage.

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Haiku #295555

*He holds her shoulders,
     shaking her slightly,* "Yes but
what did you d--- Wait.

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Haiku #295556

And she'd be begging
     you to kill her, to put her
out her misery.

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Haiku #295557

They will loosen up,
     get fuzzy, get crazy loops
and do their own thing.

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Haiku #295558

Except the cheese is
     melted, and the platter is
made of bread. Mildred.

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Haiku #295559

That's what we're thinking
     Bigots don't have a culture.
Stop feigning offense.

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Haiku #295560

Because their safe space
     was invaded and its all
someone elses fault.

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Haiku #295561

How do you stay sane
     listening to random garbage?
"...and then he woke up."

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Haiku #295562

No he's not. Bray just
     got a contract extension
this past September.

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Haiku #295563

I'm hoping that there
     will be another this year.
capital letters.

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Haiku #295564

If they sell "wedding
     cakes" then they have to sell those
to all customers.

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Haiku #295565

I dunno, I guess
     that would take a while to write
out entirely.

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Haiku #295566

Maybe tertiary
     after flirting with other
internet people.

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Haiku #295567

Third party votes are
     going to the LP No,
but not that far off.

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Haiku #295568

I have had it work
     on blonde that dark to help take
the edge off the warmth.

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Haiku #295569

Some of the football
     we've played has been good, other
times it has been dire.

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Haiku #295570

People are really
     shitty at estimating
calorie intake.

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Haiku #295571

Blindly enforcing
     the law because it's the law
leads to fascism.

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Haiku #295572

Doesn't OG vs
     the winner of the other
match if they lose this?

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Haiku #295573

People want to work,
     but the work has to be both
worthwhile and secure.

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Haiku #295574

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #295575

But keep an eye out,
     they may think they own you now.
He chuckles. "I wish.

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Haiku #295576

I really can't wait
     until I have as few fucks
to give as that man.

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Haiku #295577

That only happens
     if you're already hostile
with the brotherhood.

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Haiku #295578

And I can't believe
     there are still people taking
photos of their screens.

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Haiku #295579

[removed] Friend of mine
     got a tattoo behind her
ear and fell asleep.

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Haiku #295580

If you can't figure
     something out in time, just be
honest with your date.

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Haiku #295581

I'd watch it. I am
     new also and I posted
my site for feedback.

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Haiku #295582

I think it's ok
     if your not directly trying
to sell your products.

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Haiku #295583

We are still running
     orders and hiring boosters!
feel free to apply!

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Haiku #295584

Do you say something
     special to get them to share
that information?

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Haiku #295585

The most I could see
     is *reducing* the armor
movement penalty.

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Haiku #295586

Just curious how
     you focus your gear to get
that kind of breakdown.

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Haiku #295587

The rest of it can
     be fixed (by not ordering
the stripes and stinger).

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Haiku #295588

They cancelled two days
     before, explained they got cold
feet as they were scared.

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Haiku #295589

No response. Our take?
     Pillow talkers. Swinging is
fine when you're not home.

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Haiku #295590

That account name doe...
     happy easter to all who
celebrate Jesus!

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Haiku #295591

They were not helping
     to push the payload and still
can't even do shit.

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Haiku #295592

[deleted] I've got
     he bones for my alt as well.
Man I love to fly.

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Haiku #295593

Anybody feel
     free to correct me because
I am new at this.

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Haiku #295594

The Sixth Sense. Boy, was
     I scared afterwards and had
to hide it bravely.

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Haiku #295595

I don't want to see
     someone dead on the bus or
die in front of me.

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Haiku #295596

What more do you want?
     Video of him balls deep
in a twelve year old?

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Haiku #295597

Regardless of his
     motivations he is still
doing a good thing.

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Haiku #295598

Lol the dude
     sitting next to him is B.
Real from Cypress Hill.

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Haiku #295599

Would probably get killed
     back there, so no most likely
not a return man.

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Haiku #295600

A very thin stroke
     does not look right on screen but
looks perfect in print.

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Haiku #295601

You may want to try
     coming online to our chat
room to get live help.

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Haiku #295602

I would worship her
     with my mouth They did something
stupid in anger.

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Haiku #295603

Consider yourself
     lucky to have never been
acquainted with one.

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Haiku #295604

At about six feet,
     it took off and flew higher
up into the tree.

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Haiku #295605

nice "Up in your wife's
     ass" I don't think you know how
babies are made how?

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Haiku #295606

That said I'm sure she's
     happy with the overall
show and its impact.

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Haiku #295607

Those are his three best
     years, I didn't say his prime is
over lol.

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Haiku #295678

Please do not engage
     in negative campaigning.
This is a warning.

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Haiku #295679

We're monitoring
     the situation" Mine was
in the free hoh time.

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Haiku #295680

Can definitely
     hold my own [deleted] There
is a spectrum here.

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Haiku #295681

You could not use those
     emails in court to force him
to amend the lease.

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Haiku #295682

That the government
     works for the people and is
run by the people.

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Haiku #295683

It is not easy.
     It's possible, but very,
very difficult.

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Haiku #295684

Can someone explain?
     Lol the land whale is
angry, harpoon it!

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Haiku #295685

Success at a job
     is determined by how good
you are at that job.

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Haiku #295686

Chance is over here
     using us for his viral
marketing campaign.

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Haiku #295687

So it works for polls
     with Bernie supporters but
not Trump supporters?

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Haiku #295688

although I kinda
     miss the whole head talking thing
and plus we where hot!

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Haiku #295689

You joined them. Don't try
     and use the "That's not what **I**
do" line around here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295690

Taste Of Africa
     [deleted] Yea, that's something
our dev could work on.

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Haiku #295691

People like Clinton
     just have the manners of not
talking about it.

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Haiku #295692

Falk exclaims, then looks
     around, "No one lost any
fingers this time, right?

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Haiku #295693

he has a certain
     style sure but its not a good
style for cinema.

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Haiku #295694

But, I guess as long
     as you are getting your life
back, you're doing well.

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Haiku #295695

I still don't know what
     she said, maybe my auntie
could tell me one day.

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Haiku #295696

It's a terrible
     opinion and you are wrong.
But I respect it.

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Haiku #295697

Please do! I would love
     to explore this =D holy
hell, what a hard hit.

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Haiku #295698

My Dad (RIP) met Walt
     Disney. He dropped that on me
all the time. Bugger.

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Haiku #295699

But those are quite rare.
     Knew we were going to pick
one around this time.

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Haiku #295700

How big can you make
     the screen in the program you
are talking about.

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Haiku #295701

Camaraderie
     won't stop you from becoming
the victim of crime.

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Haiku #295702

Well I bet despite
     all the flaws you mentioned, I'm
sure your interesting.

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Haiku #295703

I was horrified
     years later when I found out
what it really was.

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Haiku #295704

Holy crap, that sounds
     amazing but the other
part is horrendous!

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Haiku #295705

I get your question,
     and I'm telling you this is
not why we are here.

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Haiku #295707

Polk High! I too would
     like to join your mailing list
Oh I'll hold her hand!

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Haiku #295708

It's a whole different
     story to fake a broken
arm for attention.

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Haiku #295709

Ask her why she can't
     trust you, ask her what you can
do to gain her trust.

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Haiku #295710

I would personally
     prefer to have the option
to read publishers.

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Haiku #295711

This includes the stand
     made for this model tv
(already inside).

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Haiku #295712

*Ulysses mumbles
     that into his glass before
polishing it off.

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Haiku #295713

Surely they can use
     one of the four 6th round
picks they have on him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295714

That is, even if
     Trump was a good guy I still
wouldn't vote for him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295715

Naming would be nice
     too, but it's much, much harder
to learn. Awesome job!

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Haiku #295716

You're an angry elf.
     Fire Clutch Ring, Sage's Ring, Great
Swamp Ring, Witch's Ring.

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Haiku #295717

To me, they are just
     part of unique collections
and never use them.

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Haiku #295718

This is why we need
     Trump to bring jobs back. We can't
subsist on handouts.

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Haiku #295719

Overall I make
     more money from pet owners
than non pet owners.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295720

I think I'm going
     to puke, that hit me so hard
I'm physically I'll.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295721

Can't blame you. In fact
     some could even say this is
the right decision.

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Haiku #295722

A lot of us take
     for granted going to Old
Trafford every week.

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Haiku #295723

Once happened to me,
     and the cops showed up an hour
later at my house.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295724

Dunno, I'm probably
     biased since I didn't like his
character at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295725

All it would do would
     take more civil liberties
away from people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295726

Yup. I wish I had
     read this a long time ago.
Would've helped so much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295727

I doubt they can raise
     anyone 'through' it either,
but we'll see. Make me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295728

At this point, it may
     be best to postpone until
you both feel ready.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295729

Spider asks, sensing
     (inaccurately) that he's
being made fun of.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295730

I met Adrian
     at Kwik Trip in Mankato
during training camp.

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Haiku #295731

He will do pretty
     well in the Championship
OP you must do this.

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Haiku #295732

If a Berner wants
     to haul you down the street, he'll
pull with his body.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295733

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295734

Fuck brain freeze. You can
     want one all you want, but it's
not very likely.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295735

What other choices
     will he make you make that you'll
end up regretting?

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Haiku #295737

Social issues, yes.
     Economic issues? Nope.
can you make artwork?

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Haiku #295738

As long as it's not
     premeditated teaming,
then just deal with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295739

Unless of course you
     consider driving the damn
speed limit is wrong.

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Haiku #295740

The entire thing
     has been poorly handled on
many sides, I think.

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Haiku #295741

Fuck Kerry Fraser
     and fuck Randy Carlyle Where
can I see the match?

Score: 0          

Haiku #295742

I sent an email
     and they deactivated
everything for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295743

Where was this announced.
     WHO HAS THE DIRT? I actually
like the uniforms.

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Haiku #295744

I don't know that game
     mouse highly move would cause lag
on any PC.

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Haiku #295745

Read a book or get
     up and do something, just don't
use a computer.

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Haiku #295746

And actual girlfriends
     didn't bring you happiness (If
you ever had one.

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Haiku #295747

So I'm happy :D
     It took hours, but I got it,
YAY! Here goes nothin'!

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Haiku #295748

It's not an excuse.
     I'm not sure why people keep
spinning it that way.

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Haiku #295819

Sure, expensive, but
     you don't have to see it if
you don't like the price.

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Haiku #295820

When you just make these
     categorical claims its
so ridiculous.

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Haiku #295821

Sounds like I'm paying
     you to use your vehicle
to take me somewhere.

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Haiku #295822

Very few owners
     seem to have anything bad
to say about them.

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Haiku #295823

But my husband knows
     I have a huge crush on her.
Oh Yup, you're correct.

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Haiku #295824

I know this works on
     cars but don't know if the same
dynamics apply.

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Haiku #295825

considering his
     relationship with his dad.
honest truth right there...

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Haiku #295826

Yeah it's the police
     one, cheers. Good luck everyone!
This is juvenile.

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Haiku #295827

Absolutely no
     connection at all, other
then the name, of course.

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Haiku #295828

whats the point just surf
     on the internet instead
I agree with that.

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Haiku #295829

Again, it's correct,
     but not for the reasons you
two are thinking of.

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Haiku #295830

Then unless you weigh
     over 200lbs you'd be fine on
the tires you have.

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Haiku #295831

Ah right, sorry Man,
     you need to look up the S7
camera, shit is nuts.

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Haiku #295832

We were both tripping
     sack so didn't even realize.
I know the feeling.

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Haiku #295833

Although the film is
     in English, you're gonna need
subtitles, trust me.

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Haiku #295834

The rain woke me up...
     No one did. In fact, no one
testified to that.

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Haiku #295835

I'm not a Beatles
     fan myself but I enjoyed
my time there. be safe!

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