Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #289913

Who knows what the hell
     happens as they are counting
votes behind closed doors?

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Haiku #289914

But Americans
     are too entrenched in their right
to not vote. So yeah....

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Haiku #289915

They get to vet &
     choose their immigrants, that fact
kind of changes things.

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Haiku #289916

I didn't think she could
     open a LATCHED container
and get to the food.

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Haiku #289917

So myself along
     with the other person thought
you were serious.

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Haiku #289918

No need to waste time!
     We'll also heed those warnings
about waiting times.

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Haiku #289919

Wait until you read
     Words of Radiance, it was like
Way of Kings on crack.

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Haiku #289920

Or maybe they're just
     honoring their promises
to keep it quiet.

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Haiku #289921

Oh well, guess I love
     playing the underdog, why
change now lol.

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Haiku #289922

Did I read that right?
     I just put that on and it....
does the work for me?

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Haiku #289923

and think This is what
     downtown cores must have looked like
in the 60s and 70s.

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Haiku #289924

He is just super
     strong thanks to ki (magic life
energy, sort of).

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Haiku #289925

It is a legal
     system and lawyers have made
sure they will profit.

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Haiku #289927

What do you mean "best
     animated film to date"?
Because it's detailed?

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Haiku #289928

No ones mentioning
     the blood being planted here.
Why are you asking?

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Haiku #289929

Or are you talking
     about other media?
Why was this removed?

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Haiku #289930

They're allowed to wear
     yoga pants as long as their
butt is covered up.

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Haiku #289931

I get that. Thanks. But,
     I still don't want the metal
flip key on my fob.

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Haiku #289932

I never felt like
     there was a particular
demarcation, though.

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Haiku #289933

Heritage ain't got
     shit to do with it. It's hair.
It's personal choice.

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Haiku #289934

Might be worth a call
     to see if he has any
options for velvet.

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Haiku #289935

pretty much the first
     time I've heard Durkin leaving
used as an excuse.

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Haiku #289936

Another couple
     years and my observations
would be more valid.

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Haiku #289938

Just picked this one up.
     Any tips for teaching it?
Heh. Master trolling.

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Haiku #289939

Sigh, a bunch of bands
     I guess I won't be seeing
in concert this year.

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Haiku #289940

Can I say this game
     is similar to Gotham
City: Impostors?

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Haiku #289941

I really wanna
     try the game before I sink
money into it.

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Haiku #289942

Those ships were flying
     like every pilot on grid
was high as a kite.

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Haiku #289943

I'm sorry it's not
     being clear but hopefully
you'll get your clear shift.

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Haiku #289944

Do you think a high
     end aug is better then
the liberator?

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Haiku #289945

From all evidence,
     this is exactly where most
projects like this go.

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Haiku #289946

All the eastern states
     will almost undoubtedly
be won by Clinton.

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Haiku #289947

Doesn't get mentioned
     much anymore but Second
Son is pretty fun.

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Haiku #289948

Now we have to get
     more people to play along.
I'm stating a fact.

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Haiku #289949

I'm stating a fact.
     Plain and simple. Do I need
to sugar coat it?

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Haiku #289950

You best not be Todd.
     Did your wife's boyfriend help you
write that Ah, well sure.

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Haiku #289951

They've already been
     hit with *being Iowa*,
isn't that enough?

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Haiku #289952

Call all the scrap yards
     in your area and see
what they might offer.

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Haiku #289953

Edit: For fairness:
     At least that's how I perceived
the situation.

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Haiku #290026

You need to protect
     yourself from vandalism,
theft etc.

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Haiku #290027

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #290028

I'm not familiar
     with Diablo, but it sounds
like it's the opposite.

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Haiku #290029

Imagine if you
     put that cutting wit into
something that mattered.

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Haiku #290030

I used to get care
     packages from a woman
in Australia. Thanks.

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Haiku #290031

It will probably taste
     good, but beer is a very
different beast than mead.

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Haiku #290032

She have me a kiss
     and said that's because I was.
Really warmed my heart.

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Haiku #290033

Easier said than
     done of course, I just really
wish change does come soon.

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Haiku #290034

What is your price range?
     Used will give you the most bang
for your buck IMO.

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Haiku #290035

You launched from a place
     that was so remote it was
crowded with tourists.

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Haiku #290036

Are you implying
     I am one of those that joined
the train recently?

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Haiku #290038

I'm at work but I'll
     try to find the detailed write
up I read last week.

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Haiku #290039

Often you can change
     your speed to help their angle
when changing targets.

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Haiku #290040

You do work. You think
     and reflect. You take a break.
You do work. You cry.

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Haiku #290041

[deleted] Same size
     screen, and the camera and home
button haven't moved.

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Haiku #290042

We can not give up
     on him, as he has never
given up on us.

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Haiku #290043

Regular taxis
     are fast and reasonably
priced, I'd stick to them.

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Haiku #290044

Why? That's a rather
     arbitrary line to draw.
This was last Easter.

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Haiku #290045

Much of it being
     sandwiches, so we were bored
and got creative.

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Haiku #290046

In space stage you can
     leave your spaceship to go on
adventures and such.

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Haiku #290047

Any sin you do
     later is your own and you
must atone for it.

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Haiku #290048

As someone else said,
     you may find a refurbished
one cheaper. Good luck!

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Haiku #290050

But I'd love it if
     Flash Morgan Webster maybe
somehow got there... Please?

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Haiku #290051

Edit: never claimed
     to be Irish, would not want
to be either way.

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Haiku #290052

You keep the funds no
     matter how much you raise gold
digger bitch Really?

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Haiku #290053

He is in fact who
     the technology is named
after, however.

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Haiku #290054

that's fucking metal.
     Steam Achievement Manager
Stay mad, snow nigger.

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Haiku #290055

Alfalfa farmers
     hope to mow their crop a few
times in one season.

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Haiku #290056

You make it sound like
     we're having sex and washing
up at the same time.

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Haiku #290057

But the faster clock
     rate of the 6700k certainly
will across the board.

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Haiku #290058

He is winning more
     because he is covered by
the media more.

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Haiku #290059

You're a furry. wow,
     this is amazing. um, no.
Not to that extreme.

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Haiku #290060

I grew up with these
     people, they shaped me into
the person I am.

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Haiku #290061

[deleted] Why should
     I? It doesn't aim to give
the game any depth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290062

I have duplicates
     that I'm trying to give away.
Why it's not that bad.

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Haiku #290063

My crocuses bloomed
     for the first time last week! Wow!
It's not sarcasm.

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Haiku #290064

Not much longer now.
     So you are against something
that doesn't happen.

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Haiku #290065

Makes no sense to go
     freely drifting to other
islands for nothing.

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Haiku #290066

A minority
     feel that this in whole means we're
at a tipping point.

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Haiku #290067

That might not even
     be a word but it really
was a great movie!

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Haiku #290068

[removed] Never seen
     rug burn on a baby's face.
Sounds like a shooter.

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Haiku #290069

If it does not make
     things colder then your AC
is probably broken.

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Haiku #290070

Because I am sure
     you know there are several acts
classified as such.

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Haiku #290071

that makes sense to me.
     Like I said. Those who can't do
will write paragraphs.

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Haiku #290072

I don't think he should
     be brought back, he had enough
time in the spotlight.

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Haiku #290073

[deleted] She's been
     up and down through the early
years of her career.

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Haiku #290074

I don't think you got
     Dark Souls lore. The age of dark
is the age of man.

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Haiku #290075

To be fair, that is
     how it has worked in the real
world for a long time.

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Haiku #290076

I can only speak
     for me, which I did and will
continue to do.

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Haiku #290077

To me it feels great
     to get to know and spend time
with my characters.

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Haiku #290078

being first of his
     friends to allegedly lose
his virginity.

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Haiku #290079

he walked in the next
     day and was so excited.
he loves Robocop.

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Haiku #290080

You don't need to be
     put in a queue with people
not on your mission.

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Haiku #290081

So stop trying to get
     recognized for something you
weren't alive to do.

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Haiku #290082

Lol I can
     see how it can be a great
time, just not my scene.

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Haiku #290083

She's not the biggest
     lady and that butt double
has got some jiggle.

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Haiku #290084

So I think pushing
     the release date back pushes
the product dates back.

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Haiku #290085

Yet there's still dudes who
     claim that Deutschland Uber alles
is a nazi song.

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Haiku #290086

But the fry guy will
     hate you for it, and don't bitch
when they take longer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290087

Financially, you're
     better off renting at $300/month
than buying at $208k.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290088

Also, if someone's
     camping on ledge just go up
to them and spike them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290089

So, nobody would
     have any idea how
viable it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290090

Really? Can you please
     tell me so I can decide
if it's worth my time?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290091

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290092

You will never gain
     satisfaction no matter
how much you wish for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290093

I know the perfect
     reason why the article
is wrong. Potato.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290094

I didn't think to take
     any either which is why
I'm a bit crispy!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290095

It may help you get
     relief from this and other
issues very fast.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290096

I don't remember
     if it's waterproof or not
Working in a Zoo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290448

You can dual boot but
     that would require to you split
your hard drive in half.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290449

Not saying she should,
     but just saying it would be
fair if people did.

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Haiku #290450

Just make sure it is
     important to you and you
don't skimp out on price.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290451

I just rolled a new
     guy, and I forgot to pick
up the fighters guild.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290452

Pretty sure he was
     mentioning the fact that Trump
looks like an orange.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290453

Then, because she was
     probably drinking, she fell prey
to his bait and switch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290454

Same as the telltale
     heart which I think also speaks
to mental illness.

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Haiku #290455

But there are also
     intense dogfights between small
frigates and cruisers.

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Haiku #290456

I don't have any
     real advice, but just wanted
to wish you good luck!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290457

Unfortunately
     I'm thinking this means we might
have missed the first batch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290458

That's less than a lunch
     eating fast food. Please, join me!
Thank you everyone!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290459

Yeah, but even still,
     it's really annoying when
shit lIke this happens.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290460

They have no filter
     because everyone there has
already bought in.

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Haiku #290461

Edit: I should add
     that all of my games are on
the internal drive.

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Haiku #290462

How do you figure
     that shelter dogs are less work
than a well bred dog?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290464

If someone doesn't
     like a flavor that I like
are they dumb or wrong?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290465

If you want to be
     "specific" like you said, then
you shouldn't either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290466

Do something different.
     Braveheart Also Firefly
He's not meant for t20.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290467

Quentin charging Greinke
     Ah i see. [removed] OP is
fresh out of college.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290468

I also wanted
     to address Tracer Dragon.
Er, Retro Dragon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290469

I realized because
     I had passed out in seventh
grade what was happening.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290470

That could be true too,
     I had an awful time trying
to sleep on Zoloft.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290471

The question to be
     worked out then, is which column
gender falls under.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290472

if you just started.
     your doing better than you
were a week ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290473

Gross income doesn't
     matter when you are looking
at money making.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290474

That said, it would be
     really petty to hold out
like Kam did last year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290475

Currently. Nice, you
     should start your own team That's some
9k shit over there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290476

Inferring a thought
     process based on a segment
doesn't form a quote.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290477

I've never been asked
     in an application if
I've been arrested.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290478

That's not fair at all.
     There was time now, there was all
the time I needed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290479

I think your concept
     was good but for me this piece
fell a little flat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290480

If anything they'll
     wear out much faster walking
on rough surfaces.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290481

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290482

or just do what most
     people do and just buy one
generation down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290483

There's no way I could
     ever bring myself to hurt
you like that again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290484

If you know you can
     lose your job for it, you know
you should not do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290486

Sounds like a lawsuit
     waiting to happen, but that's
your principals choice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290487

Bleacher seats are cheap
     and the atmosphere is great.
Good food, too. oh my!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290488

I'd love to read more
     about all of this (with links)
if you get a chance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290489

Unless your facial
     hair grows extremely slowly,
shaving is the worst.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290490

If you NEED something,
     order the simplest thing you
can and don't complain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290491

These are all big scores
     found in the second album/
extended version.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290492

Or motorists who
     cut you off and won't let you
merge when you need to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290493

Similar themes, yes,
     but not the same game genre.
So that's really it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290494

If you don't have nice
     or constructive things to say,
don't say them at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290496

Throw in some close grip
     bench as an accessory.
Don't worry so much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290497

Furthermore, the house
     keys went missing several days
before the murders.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290498

I was very sad.
     Expatriate, immigrants
in China working.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290499

What show is this from
     and was her ex Norton from
the honeymooners?

Score: 0          

Haiku #256049

Would I be able
     to carry it, let alone
use it? Probably not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290500

Don't do it because
     society tells you it's
the right thing to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290501

Not saying she should,
     but just saying it would be
fair if people did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290502

Beyond retarded.
     There has to be a setting,
I just cant find it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290503

You would be surprised
     what extend people will go
to delude themselves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290504

The temperature was
     perfect and there was plenty
to do and to see.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290505

The base was able
     to move, and to fire into
other star systems.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290506

Especially since there
     was punishment growing up
for calling her that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290507

At least I thought that.
     It was a "has the hate gone
too far?" kinda thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290508

I don't like fruity
     ice cream flavors so taro
yes, strawberry no.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290509

It already has
     pretty good bike lanes going
both ways in Hyde Park.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290510

I trust Bernie too,
     but I trust Hillary more,
and I know her more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290511

It uses Korean
     letters, but its gibberish.
No meaning at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290512

[Here's a link if you're
     also horrible person
with horrible tastes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290513

2Pac never said "vote
     Clinton". Thank you and Happy
Easter to you too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290514

I usually zip
     my keys in my pocket but
I'm still terrified.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290515

Yes. But it'll prevent
     more deaths than your "solutions".
Yeah, I noticed that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290516

It amazes me
     what the media can get
away with spewing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290517

I don't help make DR
     great and I resent you all
trying to fluff me up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290655

Hook line and sinker""
     This is why I desperately
miss Pleasure Island.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290656

I feel like people
     think I'm defending Teddy
Bridgewater. I'm not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290657

I think we have heard
     all this before, and it has
been answered before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290658

Do you have any
     recommendations of tanks
that I should spec towards?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290659

Real satanism
     is not what you think it is.
You should look it up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290660

I'm telling you how
     you're coming across to me.
Internet stranger.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290661

Philly is playing
     Boston, so not sure what you
mean by the first line.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290662

you move a little
     out and then you line your car
up with the van straight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290663

its normal his heart
     rate was higher than average.
He was just anxious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290664

Don't tell me that what
     I wrote is worse than wishing
somebody cancer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290665

It's a one day thing
     though, so I'd still recommend
Harvest over that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290666

Metal dance party!!!
     Sounds like a great way to spend
every single day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290668

The thing these people
     want beyond anything is
recognition though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290669

What a fag!" This is
     probably the point you'd get mad
and argue with them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290670

On the other hand,
     having a Sex on the Beach
drink is delicious!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290671

[deleted] Brilliant.
     I think that is exactly
what is going here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290672

But not everyone
     is trying to get you, and trust
can be learned again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290673

Well abilities
     icons glow for short time right
after completing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290674

Downside to this may
     be higher queue times, but its
fairly quick as is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290675

West: less teams to play
     against so more games against
the teams that are there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290677

Maybe even use
     multiple art programs if
that takes your fancy!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290678

"Lively" is one way
     to put it, considering
she did a striptease.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290679

And yes I think he's
     actually dead, I hope I'm wrong
but I think he is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290680

I will focus on
     power level since that seems
to b ur focus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290681

There is not enough
     money on earth to make me
vote for this nut case.

Score: 0          


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