Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #285270

You are basically
     paying for nice customer
service and support.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285271

Skippy was gonna
     fail us, Skippy was gonna
fail us good and hard.

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Haiku #285272

Ironically, there's
     nothing more status quo than
Capitalism.

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Haiku #285273

He wrote a design
     paper and then pawned the work
off onto others.

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Haiku #285274

Same. I like having
     games with like 5g or 0g just
to say I played it.

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Haiku #285275

What do you do there?
     More importantly, how does
one get a job there?

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Haiku #285276

Haven't you begun
     to notice more terrorists
seem to exist now?

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Haiku #285277

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #285278

I hope this helps or
     gives people some ideas,
for either weapon.

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Haiku #285279

What a saint you are.
     [removed] [deleted] Stop trying
to convince us Vince.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285280

I have ideas
     for breach charges but need some
outside thoughts. Also...

Score: 0          

Haiku #285281

Some blood once a month
     is hardly weird when you think
about it like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285282

Cheers for the feedback!
     I think I'm going to head
for the Urbane now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285283

That's about as hot
     as it's gotten so far, might
get hotter later.

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Haiku #285284

I'm rewatching now
     and trying to keep an open
mind Do you think that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285285

I'm actually not sure
     how Sean Connery won best
supporting that year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285286

You can judge her just
     as much for having a poor
quality diamond.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285287

The study includes
     starting at crashes as well,
as you feared. Still works.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285288

But that doesn't make
     any of the three statements
any more correct.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285289

We still had a rat
     problem and we were always
cleaning lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285290

Being nice isn't
     necessarily the same
as altruism.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285291

You get that power.
     Kucher so bad, dosia
was better Hi there!

Score: 0          

Haiku #285292

Needing a licensed
     pilot to fly commercial.
Rubbish. Go home man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285293

You don't want it *too*
     saturated or it won't
vibrate correctly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285294

Next thing to do is
     add z axis motor stands
to rise that a bit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285295

It really helped me.
     Heat is your friend. Hot water
to soften your beard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285296

They didn't have enough
     screen time in my opinion,
they had some good moves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285297

We've all got a war
     to fight, and I try my best
to understand that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285298

College tuition.
     [removed] Still looking? It's bad
because it's a lie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285299

They take right over.
     Do you remember what you
searched for to find that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285300

I'm looking forward
     to pulling more maneuvers
like this on the field.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285301

does anyone know
     how Hawaii's (Oahu)
tech industry is?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285302

One week left. See you
     down there. Don't overcook it.
That's pretty much it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285303

Don't bring your fucking
     baby to a Rage Against
The Machine concert....

Score: 0          

Haiku #285304

Wealth does and has changed
     over time, and the trends show
that it has increased.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285305

(Awesome!) and great job
     not drinking and resisting
that temptation! Nice!

Score: 0          

Haiku #285306

[removed] I just got
     in after taking a break
from trying to connect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285307

I've always felt like
     that mechanic really hurts
the game's realism.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285308

[deleted] Not sure
     how it works Do trees actually
die from pollution?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285309

Only Empire
     ran like shit, but my PC
was old at that time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285310

Can Frances show her
     that it. Skip to Main Content;
Sign in. My Account.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285311

Deals are not that good.
     No idea if the mech
will be any good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285312

Morning folks, happy
     Tuesday! Long night yesterday
but I'm feeling good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285313

Zak is wonderfully
     awkward, or at least really
good at playing it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285314

and scaling the world
     would give you the same results
as magnifying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285454

Yeah, the people who
     doe not believe in God would
be really ticked off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285455

The "not Trump" vote is
     greater than the Trump vote no
matter who it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285456

Cutting off the brakes?
     How on earth did you go from
my comment to that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285457

all I know is Jen
     doesn't like me anymore.
What time was that at?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285459

Hang in there. We're not
     always doing business, but
we're always open.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285460

He shared this with some
     Hollows to create the Gods.
He killed some Dragons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285461

He's less mobile, has
     worse wave clear, and is very
one dimensional.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285462

If you are nervous,
     show up early and act like
the first day of school.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285463

He isn't good but
     neither was Peyton last year
Collect fur shoes. right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285465

Now take a deep breath
     and go for a walk or some
shit, seriously.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285466

Checks out. It's too bad
     that he was apparently
not a nice person...

Score: 0          

Haiku #285467

But once you get passed
     Weather's fight, it'll pick back up
and the good fight starts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285468

Exactly. I'd pay
     this "endorsement" less mind than
I pay David Duke's.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285469

Despite my team not
     being very powerful,
this helped out a bunch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285470

what happened, how do
     i go back to my elder
titan paradise?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285471

And you can see there,
     that the really expensive
ones are over $20k.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285472

I'd love to head up
     there, but it's incredibly
bad timing for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285473

I am really sad
     this doesn't actually exist.
But why male models?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285474

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285475

This is how I went
     about it when I traveled
into Iowa.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285476

(Although if they don't
     repay, you're not loaning them
anything again).

Score: 0          

Haiku #285477

Take care of your hands!
     Wow, how neat, what made you get
into such a field?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285478

Lack of challenging
     questions is equivalent
to propaganda.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285479

Hopefully he is
     immune to the penalty,
at least while drifting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285480

The power plant pulled
     water from a tunnel dug
out under the lake.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285481

China says give us
     the plans and we'll figure out
how to open it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285482

Now, you can't leave her
     on defense for very long,
she is too squishy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285483

Should be one between
     the bottom threads and the lip
below the juice holes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285484

Beijing has one called
     Beijing Maker Space I think
Yes. But no success.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285485

This post is not long
     enough to meet our guidelines,
and has been removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285486

There will always be
     crime but party should over
once the cops show up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285487

Its better than most
     would have done there Hmmm I don't
exactly follow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285488

You can't compare North
     East Asians to Africans
There are other sites?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285489

use your own engine)
     or if you don't mind using
existing engines.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285490

On the other hand,
     you can make beautiful 3D
games with this engine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285491

If anyone knows
     how to generate invite
codes i'd love to know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285492

That dodge ram corvette
     thing is the weirdest looking
thing I've seen today..

Score: 0          

Haiku #285493

No one gets my real
     phone number or my full name
until I've met them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285494

This is what you did
     when you voted for a third
party candidate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285495

Is that when you hold
     the power button and left
volume button down?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285496

lol I guess.
     It's not poorly worded if
you know how to read.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285497

There is a teacher
     who thinks it's going to be
like a country club.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285498

If the guy is his
     own worst enemy give him
rope to hang himself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285499

I didn't miss the point,
     I just disagree you're "forced"
to do anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285500

Also as I said
     earlier DA are fodder
compared to Servants.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285501

I have literally
     never seen a white woman
Asian male couple.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285502

Every other week?
     At that rate I can tell you
what it will be. Bald.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285503

Honestly I think
     you responded to the wrong
comment or something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285504

It's okay to joke
     about the patriarchy.
It's a fucking joke.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285505

Even if they're both
     Melee classes they are by
no means similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285506

Ultimately you
     want to find out what someone
is interested in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285507

Don't just have fun, but
     be blatant about how much
fun you are having.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285508

I agree. She's on
     one of the most addictive
substances ever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285509

But, like most of star
     trek, the answers there if you
think for a second.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285510

It came through the car
     speakers, the pedals vibrate
while its happening. Yeah!

Score: 0          

Haiku #285511

I should be working
     to try to counter them, what
little way there is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #95560

No one has moral
     superiority on
Internet Spaceships.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285512

And even then, if
     I'm not mistaken, the 980ti
is slightly ahead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285513

Thanks for the tips man.
     The Tattooed Sorcerer may
be the way to go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285514

I've seen him at his
     worst and everything I saw
made me love him more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285515

I feel like someone
     needs to expose what Kelsey
really thinks of her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285516

[removed] The card is
     OP. The decks won't because you
have to delude them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285517

Been playing it since
     the first Forza and seeing
this makes me happy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285518

I do have state farm
     auto insurance and will
check my costs with them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285519

Why don't they just go
     with a more American
naming convention?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285520

You can understand
     something that is interesting.
So no, not at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285521

Can't score at the same
     rate, but very similar
play style on both sides.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285522

My guess is Frank may
     kill her because she knows what
he did to Lila.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285523

But even then, there
     is probably someone out there
who likes it like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184539

Lol you seem
     to already understand
what I was saying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285595

Truck driving, tribal
     having, oil derrick working,
tan motherfucker.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285596

These places are not
     red, irritated, itchy,
or any of that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285597

It's sad, but the best
     indicator of future
action is the past.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285598

He's not bad, hell truck
     someone and he'll get great stuff
arm animations.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285600

Please post a comment
     there if you'd like to discuss
this topic further!

Score: 0          

Haiku #285601

People laugh if you
     say the word 'racist', but it's
on a par with that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285602

The bonus features
     sound interesting and I am
digging the cover.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285604

But your country has
     completely failed with respect
to security.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285605

I'm with you, and it's
     sad to see the direction
this game has headed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285606

Wow! March 15th will
     almost certainly widen
that even further.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285607

Is there additional
     context to be assumed from
previous comments?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285608

That's what brought me here,
     and it sat on the front page
all day yesterday.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285609

It'd probably make
     your daddy happy to see
you using them too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285610

Honestly it was
     the only scene that made me
well up all season.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285611

Though I'm wondering
     what if the bite was going
to lead to your death.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285612

Now I understand
     why my friend was always hype
about it back then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285613

And it's probably not
     his fault because laziness
is a trait in blacks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285614

Dammit. I had just
     stopped thinking about how much
I missed Jon Stewart.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285615

I was getting psyched
     out at the bottom, and would
always lose tightness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285617

A really good book
     that goes in depth with nearly
every character.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285618

As you say, I think
     this is our first real insight
into Avon's mind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285619

Private citizens
     can't press criminal charges.
Only the DA can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285620

The most efficient
     squat is one where you go just
below parallel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285621

Most doctors will take
     new patients that speak English
as their first language.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285622

Yeah, not only did
     she lie, but she didn't fess up
after she got caught.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285623

I've never managed
     to gain enough customers
to make a profit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285624

They need to focus
     on men's rights, which need to catch
up to women's rights.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285626

I say this because
     this election is way too
important to lose.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285627

But I wish they did
     not set it as a toggle
option in a game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285628

And going arcane
     boots because his mana pool
was so terrible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285629

But until then, I'm
     probably not going to be
terribly bothered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285630

It addresses these
     points you mentioned I see it.
Backing you on this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285631

We use players that,
     probably, wouldn't work out on
any other team.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285632

And rightfully so.
     "One of the things I'm going
to do if I win...

Score: 0          

Haiku #285633

Put it down and don't
     intrude into the life you
wish you had. Thanks guys!

Score: 0          

Haiku #285634

Juan may be a good
     neighbor and comport himself
as a fine person.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285635

It's really money
     the government overtaxed
you, and you get back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285636

It gives no preference
     to your primary over
your secondary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285637

No, it requires low
     (-50C minimum) temperatures
and a strong vacuum.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285638

If this is too hard
     use one of the bugged dash, like
rooted J4 still dash.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285639

I mean, how many
     rock stars were just nerdy high
school kids who played drums?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285640

Old reel rods, the reel
     is held in place by a nut
that you hand tighten.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285641

It really depends
     on how long their supplier
takes to deliver.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285642

[removed] Lol
     And none of the three will give
you actual butter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285643

I prefer to say,
     "Go fist yourself" instead when
I really mean it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285644

Things changing. I don't
     like change, even if i don't
like the way things are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285645

Interesting you are
     taking heat transfer and her
I concurrently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285646

You do have a point
     about they being better
in arena, tho.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285647

There is literally
     no evidence to support
what you are saying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285648

At first it was fine.
     I just kept myself busy
that first day. Cleaning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285649

Tooth the hair on both.
     Congratulations, that was
the correct answer!

Score: 0          

Haiku #285650

You might use the term
     exclusively for skin heads
and neo nazis.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285651

But hey ya'll had fun
     during the Super Bowl run
so it evens out?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285652

To feel welcome is
     grand, but to lurk beyond need
is creepy camping.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285653

He himself She was
     brought back, and apparently
no worse for the wear.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285654

Wonderful discount.
     Interesting. They pretty much
destroyed the study.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285655

There's a reason you're
     in trouble after this match
and not us. Tough shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285656

That's bullshit and should
     stop being promoted by
ignorant people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285657

I love seeing bands
     that I consider niche on
this sub. Love this song.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285658

Like, he didn't even
     consider that there may be
another approach.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285659

Obtain potato.
     Shit on potato. I don't
like him, so you're right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285660

Tonight, I might try
     someone else's instructions
on a different build..

Score: 0          

Haiku #285661

I get these emails
     from time to time and I don't
even work help desk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285662

like she committed
     suicide because you were
missing or something?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285663

[The study is linked
     in the text but is also
available here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285664

I feel like this is
     grey area, and I don't
have a good answer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285665

I think it's called "Dark
     Below". This is what I did.
Took a while but works.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285666

You can kill the Knight
     if you really want to, just
don't enter the door.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285667

Honestly, I can't
     think of anyone that could
do a better job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285668

I'll start with that fourth
     pin and see if I can feel
anything different.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285809

I didn't buy this mouse
     for the performance mode that's
why I don't use it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285810

There will be grinders
     who will disconnect every
game to get rewards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285811

holy shit balls Not
     as big of a fan on Dak
as most seem to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285812

I hope you're at least
     honest with yourself when you
write nonsense like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285813

So you aren't against
     Muslims, you're against people
who practice Islam?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285814

That's like saying you'd
     allow them to kick puppies
when they're not with you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285815

Mockingbird. Monarch.
     And those are just the *confirmed
true ones*. On and on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285816

But just hit me up
     or ask here if you've got more
questions about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285817

I think Rogan should
     prepare for academic
guests for example.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285818

Overall, the Zach
     Randolph comparison was
always poor, IMO.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285819

Whatever they can
     do to fuel player's gambling
addiction, I guess.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285820

This campaign only
     has us. We make it happen.
Don't be idle. MAKE.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285821

I am on the fence
     about it, but more on board
than not I would say.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285822

You can't fix stupid.
     You Sir, not deserve to be
inside of this club.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285823

You Sir, not deserve
     to be inside of this club.
But thanks for the show.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285824

But I have to ask
     where is the 70k coming from?
Are they out of state?

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