Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #282845

No more than using
     the same brush on all your teeth
just spreads germs around.

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Haiku #282846

Joe, and shit like Road
     Rovers and Swat Kats. (Hah, yeah,
I'm dating myself.)

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Haiku #282847

I just want to make
     sure that people have a way
to make a difference.

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Haiku #282848

Formal plays on 3bar
     exclusively, still the best
slayer in the game.

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Haiku #282849

Anyway, if you
     want to go, don't let it be
money that stops you.

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Haiku #282850

A lot of people
     would argue that is the case
though Marx, for instance!

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Haiku #282851

We bomb civilians
     everyday and execute
dozens every year.

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Haiku #282852

Is it just me, or
     is his voice a lot lower
in that video?

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Haiku #282853

It's her husband Most
     people want to avoid death
if they can help it.

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Haiku #282855

PM me info
     when you have it and we can
work out the details.

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Haiku #282856

I guarantee you
     that the responses you get
will be positive.

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Haiku #282857

It takes way longer
     to rip than it does to just
download the whole rip.

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Haiku #282858

We recognize each
     governments as governments
in exile. How so?

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Haiku #282859

I've been stuck at those
     for roughly a year now though.
Frisk has a red soul.

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Haiku #282860

If this were really
     true, he would have known better
than to write that post.

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Haiku #282861

Thanks for the input
     I have. But the I haven't
worked with veneer yet.

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Haiku #282862

He was only out
     for such a short time, and now
he had to go back.

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Haiku #283000

I have literally
     *no* emotional control
during withdrawal.

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Haiku #283001

Colts have a decent
     defense they just get out coached
by a mile sometimes.

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Haiku #283002

There was, what I think
     was brain matter, all over
the road around him.

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Haiku #283003

What if he was right
     before and just screwed himself
out of his virgins?

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Haiku #283004

If they spend the night
     with her, then know they will be
tempted with the crap.

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Haiku #283005

We just need to find
     someone who can fly it right".
Forget about it!

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Haiku #283006

The pictures were all
     crowd shots, locales and cities
all across the world.

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Haiku #283007

[removed] I don't know,
     I've never heard it. I just
play my own music.

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Haiku #283008

What is the matter
     with you? I go up I down.
Fuck me. Fuck me ass.

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Haiku #283009

If someone knows how
     to use her, they'll just destroy
the opposition.

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Haiku #283010

Also make sure you're
     filling the overflow tank
as well as the rad.

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Haiku #283011

Then you went online
     and searched for images just
so you could show us.

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Haiku #283012

You'll get us all killed.
     Is that what you want? IS IT?
Thank you very much!

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Haiku #283013

I hit the pin once
     off the drive before the ball
hit the ground. That count?

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Haiku #283014

Thankfully, I don't
     treat customers this way when
I sell them something.

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Haiku #283015

Your comment acts like
     he's just getting random good
looks for no reason.

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Haiku #283016

We don't get steady
     rain in August usually,
just HUGE thunderstorms.

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Haiku #283017

Depending on who
     you're up against, you might not
make it there in time.

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Haiku #283018

I should try it out
     on my newer deck and see
if it still does it.

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Haiku #283020

What are you going
     to do that will make people
want to play your game?

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Haiku #283021

Probably only one
     or two talking animals.
I *love* this program.

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Haiku #283022

Savage. Mayo made
     from only olive oil is
pretty odd tasting.

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Haiku #283023

They work by "wasting"
     heat from electricity
into the water.

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Haiku #283025

I'm going to, like,
     practice guitar scales and stop
drinking coffee now.

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Haiku #283026

That was the first time
     I got a little teary
eyed reading a thread.

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Haiku #283027

I think the other
     siblings have kinda lost hope
that she'll ever change.

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Haiku #283028

Hawking has outlived
     his life expectancy by
half a century.

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Haiku #283029

Mate, what the fuck did
     I tell you, you're not coming
into this party.

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Haiku #283030

Why would we change it?
     Even if we wanted to,
how would we change it?

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Haiku #283031

Excellent question.
     The Old Testament was not
lost or corrupted.

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Haiku #283032

In the future, how
     would I know how to pick out
cards in the future?

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Haiku #283033

As ridiculous
     as it sounds, don't try to guess
what is on her mind.

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Haiku #283034

We all want the same
     thing at the end of the day,
there's no need for beef.

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Haiku #283035

He'd often be asked
     when it was that he ate, or
went to the restroom.

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Haiku #283036

What's the market life?
     Especially for people who
don't want work permits.

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Haiku #283037

But that is NOT what
     is going on when someone
says "All Lives Matter".

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Haiku #283038

One thing you will want
     to make sure of is that you
touch both every day.

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Haiku #283039

The son sued for more
     money and my grandmother
had to sell the house.

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Haiku #283040

I guess my backlog
     is going to grow a bit.
On yer mobile phone.

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Haiku #283041

That said, some people
     don't like to be corrected.
You are not ugly.

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Haiku #248648

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #283042

DON'T BRING THAT WEAK SHIT
     IN HERE now you're just salty
Bethesda can't write.

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Haiku #283043

It will never feel
     like walking, it will never
allow for presence.

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Haiku #283044

For the people who
     keep posting that this is "great"
and the like, it's not.

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Haiku #283045

Ben, you really need
     to get a light box set up
with your new camera.

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Haiku #283046

Pair that with some light
     teasing and you're good to go.
How to wow someone?

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Haiku #283047

you'll probably flip through
     almost every page at some
point while doing it).

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Haiku #283048

Streets and sidewalks can
     be too shitty in many
spots for roller blades.

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Haiku #283049

I cant remember
     the last time I regretted
running in to one.

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Haiku #283050

It is completely
     inappropriate for her
to ask you to choose.

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Haiku #283051

beside me, into
     buying me another drink.
Right in front of him.

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Haiku #283052

Then you have much more
     freedom on the kind of fish
you want to go for.

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Haiku #283053

Each character has
     their own Character name, but
share the family name.

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Haiku #283054

I'm obligated
     to actually WRITE this now, aren't
I? WHAT HAVE I DONE??!!

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Haiku #283055

How is he a fit?
     [removed] THIS ISN'T #$@&$# HARD
ROCK YOU #&%## $&-#@ #@&@.

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Haiku #283056

They have three actually,
     but only one the OP would
be interested in.

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Haiku #283057

"Nuclear launch codes"?
     Thinking of killing a lot
more people, are you?

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Haiku #283059

Gotcha thanks! I think
     that book was just the first place
I came across it.

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Haiku #283060

Only one that would
     survive is MS, since they own
Windows and Office.

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Haiku #283061

One thing to note is
     that you must book your rental
car well in advance!

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Haiku #281405

I was still very
     green to Chicago and big
cities in general.

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Haiku #283062

I think using stone
     then adding on pounds is more
confusing actually.

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Haiku #283063

Boys on other shows
     like Growing Pains and Step by
Step carried the show.

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Haiku #283064

I just think people
     see what they want to see or
are told they should see.

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Haiku #283065

This applies to all
     thoughts attached to feelings from
my understanding.

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Haiku #283066

Because you can click
     on the thumbnail of this sub
and same thing happens.

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Haiku #283067

You're tired. You'll feel
     "weird". It's normal and it will
get better with time.

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Haiku #283213

:P I do believe
     she deserves that distinction.
WAS. Buy me a van.

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Haiku #283214

I only blow two
     times a week for work so there's
no perceived damage.

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Haiku #283215

Though by all accounts,
     this sounds like a terrible
movie anyway.

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Haiku #283216

Plenty of people
     from his time wrote about how
terrible he was.

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Haiku #283217

Almost everything?
     So many of the posts here
are so defeatist.

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Haiku #283218

My opinion New
     hope or rosewood Are family
friendly areas.

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Haiku #283219

Now look at the life
     Trump has lived, God must really
fucking love this guy.

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Haiku #283220

Popeyes in Sackville
     sells it so they probably all
do Look at that bud.

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Haiku #283221

Really speaks a lot
     about how scared Gilbert is
to lose him again.

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Haiku #283222

Someone who lives up
     there should say what this is since
I could be all wet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309929

I find anyone
     who doesn't believe in them
is an idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283223

I assumed it was
     because I didn't have enough
RAM to be honest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283224

Avoid at all costs!
     What about stock in a real
estate company?

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Haiku #283225

The more different you
     are, the more people will want
to ridicule you.

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Haiku #283226

Crazy right? They had
     some decent deals but that blew
my mind lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283227

If you need to read
     this twice because I clearly
didn't use that word thanks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283228

I went with Cobra
     since I'm on a big Cannon
kick lately. Pilot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283229

Unfortunately,
     it doesn't sound like these girls
are really your friends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283230

This is the product
     NoA released. If you don't
like it, don't buy it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283231

[removed] We should work
     towards increasing the budget
to expedite that!

Score: 0          

Haiku #283233

I think I've seen them
     carried at different grocery
stores downtown as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283234

I'm laughing but his
     searching after it dissolved
also made me sad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283235

This set is the 3-leafed
     one which I guess technically
is the second set.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283236

I've been reading up
     on cats' dietary needs,
but I'm no expert.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283237

[deleted] It would
     be even more obvious
that it's all made up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283238

How many drive bays
     do you currently have left
over in the front?

Score: 0          

Haiku #283239

I already know
     that and some of the other
ones are OOP as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283240

Some people just don't
     trust their ability when
handling PC parts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283241

The only streaming
     website I know is Twitch. ;v;
Thanks for the advice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283242

There's no place on earth,
     that I know of, where I could
be guaranteed that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283243

I think I'll sit down
     and watch some when I've got time
later anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283244

This is Oscar gold
     right here Hey, that's the "just fuck
my shit up" guy, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #283245

No, Gold is for Champs,
     and we'll wear it again when
we wear it again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283246

What you mean? It's still
     his first split on stage, playing
in the LCS.

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Haiku #283247

Its not trash. Yung Lean
     as an MC is straight trash though.
No doubt about it.

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Haiku #283248

It's so heartbreaking.
     But at this point in my life,
lets look at the facts.

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Haiku #283249

Because people no
     longer have patience to hop
to an empty world.

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Haiku #283250

You'll still have to work
     through this and sweat, grunt and hurt
like everyone else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283251

[Do you have any
     objections to how David
argued against it?

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Haiku #283252

West coasters are much
     more guarded in expressing
distaste for others.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283253

How can you tell these
     people are British without
even hearing them?

Score: 0          

Haiku #283254

We Americans
     are just plotting against North
Korea night and day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283255

I would contact their
     support to see if they would
offer such a thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283256

The constitution
     doesn't say a single thing
about privacy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283257

That's incredible.
     You've got some serious skills
at getting things done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283258

Several (expensive)
     tests are run, and another
infection shows up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283259

Can't pay anything.
     Unemployed, still sick, and forced
into bankruptcy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283260

If Silva hadn't
     have fucked around Herb probably
would have called the fight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283261

Going by the past
     decade, it won't matter how
much I make this year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283262

Self defense is just
     fine, but killing someone should
be the last resort.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283263

Yeah, that's what's made me
     happiest about these games.
Also, the assists.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283264

Because I don't want
     to live in a world like that.
Oh, so much better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283265

I suspect this is
     where our opinions diverge
more than a little.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283266

Additionally, while
     undesirable, its not
really a big deal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283267

The loser couldn't
     even use find and replace
in word correctly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283268

It's a common black
     eye pattern when kids get hit
with balls in the face.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283270

Do you have any
     advice for how to approach
the conversation?

Score: 0          

Haiku #283271

There will always be
     inconsistencies because
people aren't perfect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283272

Practically in tears,
     how could people be so fucked
up to each other?

Score: 0          

Haiku #283273

All of their products
     feel very light on your face
which I really like!

Score: 0          

Haiku #283274

We cannot order
     how done we want the beef like
in America.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283275

I figured that was
     exactly the kind of thing
you were looking for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283276

My American
     friend is constantly saying
'No I'm sure it's fine!

Score: 0          

Haiku #283277

[deleted] Let me
     know if you need anything.
Anything at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283278

Because by that sense
     every team in the league is
fighting for their lives.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283279

Nothing illegal.
     Just not as professional
as I should of been.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283280

join the club HOLY
     CRAP, 60k? Western Governor's
University.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283281

Anyone can run
     as a democrat, and third
parties **never** win.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283282

No there is no "norm"
     everyone gains and losses
at different levels.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283283

But I feel like light
     neutral isn't much lighter
that my foundation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283284

The city every
     homeless person is telling
their friends to move to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283285

For one, there is no
     philosophical basis
for morality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283286

Plus once its full it's
     not like we don't have enough
water to build on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283287

That pile of money
     is tonight's entertainment
fund for a few hours.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283288

It's unreal how much
     Oliver sucks at fighting
now compared to this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283289

I have a feeling
     that you would go further than
two or three months though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283290

Maybe some other
     unheralded shooter comes
in and dominates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283291

Flat mount discs and thru
     axles can't come to road bikes
fast enough imo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283292

This is certainly
     not what I would have assumed
given the wording.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283293

I've noticed shorter
     comments get more karma so...
yeah Oh, nice tidbit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283294

In Houston... but what
     the hell is with that about?
A cute, sharp bouquet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283295

but the ones I got,
     the metal rings also fall
out really quickly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283296

I'm not sure... I'd try
     to find something very thin
that you can remove.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283297

A decent wrestler
     will beat out any judo
champ in a real fight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283298

At this point, I don't
     suggest this type of riding
since you're starting out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283299

Their bikes are listed
     online and I can probably
pick out a couple.

Score: 0          

Haiku #282099

Their security
     architecture is also
very impressive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283301

He brought his AR out
     there with me to shoot some shit,
and his bolt went out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283302

You might start thinking
     radiology isn't
such a bad option.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283303

Wow! The vive really
     came out with a bang and just
kept innovating.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283304

Thank god I don't feel
     obligated to donate
to my candidate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283305

He may have ocean
     madness, but that's no excuse
for ocean rudeness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283306

I'm super friendly
     and down to earth and enjoy
meeting new people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283307

What happened after?
     It looks like you got trapped by
all those viruses.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283308

The Bose 901s are by
     far the most valuable thing
in that collection.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283309

He didn't go around
     seducing women, he went
around raping them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283310

He prob won't get one
     for a while, considering
he just took a break.

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Haiku #283311

Then it's all regrets.
     Only one I don't agree
with is the first one.

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Haiku #283312

All of those suck up
     some of the added value,
and all are good things.

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Haiku #283313

I could not believe
     that I consistently ate
more than that per day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283314

He meant it very
     well may not fix anything,
and someone is dead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283315

(Sorry, I visit
     both subs, because I actually
don't HATE Hillary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283316

Also, he lives there.
     Alright bitches let's do this.
[deleted] Oh good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283317

Yes very much so.
     You may even find scuba
gear in the creates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283318

I currently use
     that deck in ladder and I'm
having so much fun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283319

Please don't get caught up
     on my use of a flat tax
as an upper bound.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283320

And we don't know yet
     if Monday is still to be
used as the backup.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283321

Two is my favorite,
     love the pattern and contrast
with the boots and tights.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283322

Anxiety can
     make stomachs act up so that's
completely normal.

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Haiku #283323

However, we are
     running out of time to do
what needs to be done.

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Haiku #283324

It's a related
     sub but it focuses on
the positive things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283325

I would have hauled ass
     once I saw the tree fall. OH.
MY. GOD. BEAUTIFUL.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283326

Some people enjoy
     playing tier one decks and don't
want to lose their ranks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283327

Sorry about that!
     "Why can't anything ever
go right anymore?

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Haiku #283328

Its a rule written
     into the process, but one
with no enforcement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283329

Hey, I'm currently
     following your guide and I'm
stuck on downgrading.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283330

Diagonally.
     [deleted] Oh, wow that's smart.
Well, yeah, I get that.

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