Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #276444

Then the title game
     and Isaiah Thomas took
that cold blooded shot.

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Haiku #276445

Can confirm. They bring
     their mothers along with them
and nurse ALL THE TIME.

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Haiku #276446

I like seeing small
     structures and trying it out on
MC Some people, yes.

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Haiku #276447

Cheaper and lighter.
     And the bears in the forest
won't judge you Fuck. This.

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Haiku #276448

If you don't like it,
     don't live in a city. Nope.
Go in there sometimes.

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Haiku #276449

This comes closer from
     the real you and I don't need
to dispense with it.

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Haiku #276450

Make sure they "exit"
     by closing the app, not by
leaving the server.

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Haiku #276451

Make sure the box is
     not warped or wrecked to one side
when viewed from the top.

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Haiku #276452

she has been depressed
     for years and her ex called her
and that shook her up.

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Haiku #276453

The second it comes
     out of my holster it is
going to be used.

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Haiku #276454

There is progression
     within a single match, but
not from match to match.

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Haiku #276455

But that is ok,
     I have no need to convince
you of anything.

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Haiku #276664

Rey is the only
     person who doesn't know much
about the history.

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Haiku #276665

Buster Keaton is
     probably a little advanced
at this early stage.

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Haiku #276666

If it is slipping,
     the alternator wont be
working properly.

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Haiku #276667

Have any of you
     even been to a gay club
or a pride event?

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Haiku #276668

[deleted] No one
     is obliged to care about
your 'identity'.

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Haiku #276669

The other issue
     is, yet again, the whole Jane
Foster romance plot.

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Haiku #276670

And this can happen
     from a component failure,
not just a repair.

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Haiku #276671

I drink only on
     the weekend and maybe two
or three times a month.

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Haiku #276672

Either can happen,
     but it's sure as hell going
to be interesting.

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Haiku #276673

Darth Vader doubts his
     own ability to come
back to the light side.

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Haiku #276674

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #276675

You could of thy taught
     you to use it from day one.
What do you mean share.

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Haiku #276676

This is effective
     when the world is a major
part of the story.

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Haiku #276677

Horticulture 1b.
     Hunting /Fishing (Animals)
1c. Foraging 1d.

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Haiku #276679

So many fans say
     that but they paid absolute
peanuts for the club.

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Haiku #276680

targeting isn't
     amazing, but holy shit
this is amazing.

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Haiku #276681

I may have misread,
     but I always thought mayo
was made from egg yolks.

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Haiku #276682

She looks it in Z
     but I don't think they ever
confirmed their ages.

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Haiku #276683

I'm open to it,
     but I'd prefer to buy new
for my first laptop.

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Haiku #276684

Its overwhelming
     in some senses (not manic
or anything though).

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Haiku #276685

It's not funny no
     matter how many times you
try to make it so.

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Haiku #276686

I love it how these
     guys have no concept of "Back
up and go around".

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Haiku #276687

I can't even pin
     down if you meant that or were
going for the pun.

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Haiku #276688

If there is enough
     interest, "Memorabilia
Monday" could work though.

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Haiku #276689

It actually started
     late, I think, so everyone
thought it was expired.

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Haiku #276690

And because of how
     much they seem to reference it,
Carl is getting shot.

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Haiku #276691

Often they are brought
     to our attention harshly.
I would know of this."

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Haiku #276692

She literally played
     second fiddle to Cheong
Song Yi soo much. Ugh.

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Haiku #276693

This dramatically
     changes the way you view those
events morally.

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Haiku #276694

These independent
     TV channel subscriptions
can't come soon enough.

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Haiku #276695

Everyone else sees
     you more than you see yourself
Congratulations!

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Haiku #276697

A tile buffs other
     electric tiles, storage tiles
buff Mine production.

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Haiku #276698

I don't really get
     why women typically don't
send the first message.

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Haiku #276699

Fixed. Trust me, I know..
     but what if you find something
you truly enjoy?

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Haiku #276701

If you never took
     boxing, what career are you
going to pursue?

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Haiku #276702

dat dank coffee stain
     on the corner kappa you
know what else is cool?

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Haiku #276703

I know your sticking
     up for Hall but face it you
know where they went wrong.

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Haiku #276704

Doesn't understand..
     That's the point, they didn't feature
much when they should have.

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Haiku #276706

Your choice of wording
     makes it sound like he's going
to die from it though.

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Haiku #276708

It's the end. I just
     ended up passing out from
exhaustion mostly.

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Haiku #276709

Well his charisma
     seems lost on many when we're
dropping points. Good points.

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Haiku #276710

To fill it up all
     you need is to move the head.
Down and to the left.

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Haiku #276711

Wait how did we treat
     Nebraska poorly? I don't
know why I bothered.

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Haiku #276712

They didn't get that way
     *yesterday*, they got that way
from lengthy training.

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Haiku #276713

I'd love to know what
     that kind of technology
is capable of.

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Haiku #276714

Everyone knows you
     gotta get down on Friday
Oh ok thank you.

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Haiku #276715

I have some bizarre
     dreams that seem really cool but
don't really make sense.

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Haiku #276716

I guess it makes you
     easier to read though, if
people know that fact...

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Haiku #276717

I did, once. Next thing
     you know they'll want to quarter
themselves in our homes!

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Haiku #276718

*Yes* I fucking *can*.
     I think it depends on how
you define valid.

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Haiku #276719

I'll only advise
     you to make sure you have time
before starting it.

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Haiku #276720

It just doesn't make
     very much sense to actually
do financially.

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Haiku #276721

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #276722

Cool... is there a way
     to determine when it gets
too inefficient?

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Haiku #276724

No idea on
     the value, but keep and shoot
one of them at least.

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Haiku #276725

Do you normally just
     start reading sentences half
way through? who is she?

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Haiku #276726

He felt he had no
     choice since people were giving
wrong information.

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Haiku #276727

Once consumed, a dye
     is available and free
to use from there on.

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Haiku #276728

Was hoping maybe
     to find other budget bags,
with different options.

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Haiku #276729

"Really? No, I didn't.
     What did you look like before?"
*She's curious now.

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Haiku #276730

Wherever they're from
     though, amazing fantastic
work in there... Indeed.

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Haiku #276731

Thank you for the share!!
     Yeah, this argument is still
fucking weird to me.

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Haiku #276732

Pieces of shit They're
     not made of glass unless they've
changed it recently.

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Haiku #276733

I will be very
     surprised if there's not a huge
backlash over this.

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Haiku #276734

Looking back I'd still
     pick Hall over Seguin if
I were the Oilers.

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Haiku #276735

Salinger that can
     be used as essay starters
or paper topics.

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Haiku #276736

I would recommend
     putting the plates up on blocks
and pulling off them.

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Haiku #276737

Are you implying
     that I pick my nose and then
smear snot on the screen?

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Haiku #276738

And why didn't the US
     Government give them a huge
contract right away?

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Haiku #276808

man don't be driving
     your kid or anyone else
around nodding out.

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Haiku #276809

same as driving drunk.
     no judgement on going too
hard, we've all been there.

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Haiku #276810

If you want to be
     very disappointed try
Papa john's thin crust.

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Haiku #276811

No no no! Go right
     ahead and like what you like!
Nothing wrong with that!

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Haiku #276812

Too lazy to boot
     up tails to check the forums.
You have six numbers.

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Haiku #276813

I respect the dudes
     laying down their fucking lives
for the greater good.

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Haiku #276814

No dude, you are just
     wrong, sorry to say but you
don't know everything.

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Haiku #276815

Anyway he was
     awful and I'm glad he left
and never came back.

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Haiku #276816

No hurt feelings, just
     try to use less teeth next time.
I'm getting online!

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Haiku #276817

"Oh, I was in New
     York for a week, then we went
down to Disneyworld.

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Haiku #276818

Yeah, I actually think
     that SoO was one of the best
raids they've ever made.

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Haiku #276819

But I doubt it will
     bring a fundamental change
to how people learn.

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Haiku #276820

It's almost a year
     after discard and the smear
campaign continues.

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Haiku #276821

Tell me that those two
     photos in OP don't tell us
all a real story.

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Haiku #276822

I got my essay
     back and it had a big red
'C' written on it.

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Haiku #276823

I was just saying
     that the original source
was a Light Novel.

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Haiku #276824

If those two people
     hadn't made a stink, it would
have stayed with Clinton.

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Haiku #276825

I just think there are
     people that are determined
and those who arent.

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Haiku #276826

Mostly just done one
     night vacations to the beach
and mountains and stuff.

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Haiku #276827

They'll go like "hey, if
     we kick the whites off their farms,
our people will starve"?

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Haiku #276828

It's truly boring.
     If you hate the bugs so much,
stop playing the game.

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Haiku #276829

I've been on bulk mode
     for a while and I'm seeing
some nice gains, sort of.

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Haiku #276830

I know you're joking
     but, the revolution will
not be televised.

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Haiku #276831

Camping is free, just
     make sure to avoid any
day use areas.

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Haiku #276832

Instead you insist
     that suffering of others is
none of your concern.

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Haiku #276833

It's just that life piles
     things on people and if it's
enough people break.

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Haiku #276834

This is my first year
     watching the whole tournament
and fuck it's been sick!

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Haiku #276835

Like Dragon Rider
     and Reckless The Golden Yarn
Your post was removed!

Score: 0          

Haiku #276836

No trash mobs. It was
     all about getting in there
and fucking shit up.

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Haiku #276837

I have very fine
     hair, and my bangs make it look
more voluminous.

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Haiku #276838

How dumb. Let the best
     coach in the world make his own
line up decisions.

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Haiku #276839

damn every Bala
     Club song is fucking awesome
On the contrary.

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Haiku #276840

*The above comments
     are meant only to foster
civil discussion.

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Haiku #276841

Just because you don't
     'see' anything, it doesn't
make it safe for work.

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Haiku #276842

You are full of shit.
     So no matter what you say,
you are full of shit.

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Haiku #276843

So no matter what
     you say, you are full of shit.
By definition.

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Haiku #276844

Asking for a friend.
     Joe johnson I feel like I've
found enlightenment.

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Haiku #276845

What worked for my mom
     on top of the pain killers
was essential oils.

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Haiku #276846

Always thought it was
     rather twisted that she had
to die 'naturally'.

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Haiku #276847

Rubio better
     wear a flak jacket tonight
underneath his suit.

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Haiku #276848

Yours was (were?) far more
     justified than China or
even India.

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Haiku #242458

like pork tenderloin,
     pulled pork, ham, chipped ham, pork chop.
any pork really.

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Haiku #276849

considering you
     did exactly what the third
line of the disc. says.

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Haiku #276850

That's really funny!
     I would have died laughing if
that happened to me.

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Haiku #276851

That was Vietnam,
     Afghanistan in the 80's,
today it's Ukraine.

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Haiku #276852

Yup, my girlfriend just
     got a raise and was told not
to tell anyone.

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Haiku #276853

We're not discussing
     morals, we're discussing laws
Pretty simple stuff.

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Haiku #276854

Also skins will be
     in the airdrops, sort of like
the holiday hats.

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Haiku #276855

I always felt bad
     for you when Popeye would foil
your dastardly plans[.

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Haiku #276856

Then we can all share
     and sip lots of different stuff.
Best way all around!

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Haiku #276857

I fail to see how
     those changes would have any
benefit at all.

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Haiku #276858

Do you have any
     close friends who can take you in?
Other relatives?

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Haiku #276859

Even then many
     avidly pro life people
do get abortions.

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Haiku #276860

[deleted] They split
     the delegates, so how is
Sanders losing out?

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Haiku #276861

There will be a large
     Iowa State contingent
at the game tonight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276862

I think its solely
     whats stopping him from fighting
at a lower weight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276863

When need be call from
     python into node to start
and stop the scraper.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276864

He's not gonna be
     going out to dinner much,
but it's doable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276865

Most likely as some
     kind of meta humor or
whatever, who cares?

Score: 0          

Haiku #276866

I don't understand.
     [deleted] Hey friends, looking
forward to the fights.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276867

Similar powers
     but they each possess different
strengths and weaknesses.

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Haiku #276868

Great name, too. Were you
     people jerking it during
that Adele intro?

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Haiku #276869

Check the libraries.
     They offer free services
on specific dates.

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Haiku #276870

Yeah at least I was
     home and not in my car on
break when it happened.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276871

The wrapper smells sweet
     like taffy or some other
candy and coffee.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276872

You've been through a huge
     challenge and it's not over
yet, so stick with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276873

What dosage were you
     taking, how many times per
day, and for how long?

Score: 0          

Haiku #276874

Hidden Valley is
     by far the best but is hard
to get a spot at.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276875

I graduated
     last year and I'm headed back
down from Wisconsin.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277016

It's the fact that all
     the "opposition" parties
are fucking useless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277017

I have similar
     clothes, I'll post a fit so you
can see what I mean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277018

I think it can be
     viewed as a con when it's not
optional game time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277019

:P How pathetic
     I know the solution, STOP
FUCKING BUYING THEM!

Score: 0          

Haiku #277020

Worth it. If any
     real friends were doing it, I'd
have a talk with them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277021

Crashing is reduced
     from what it used to be like,
but can still happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277022

It doesn't really
     fit melodic death metal
like this very well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277023

Your team is getting
     crushed and the enemy just
picked up both heavies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277024

I totally dig
     the upbeat, psychedelic
vibe of the whole thing.

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Haiku #277025

These can make even
     playing France challenging but
also rewarding.

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Haiku #277026

The article said
     the driver was trying to flee
from "two assailants".

Score: 0          

Haiku #277027

To me butter is
     weird because no one around
here uses butter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277028

In fairness that is
     such an impressive fucking
move start to finish.

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Haiku #277029

That explains nothing.
     The heater in my car works
even when it's parked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277030

That's what she said Their
     social impact team is led
by a fucking nut.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277031

Whoa, PC police!
     Fucking foreigners tell us how
to speak? Forget it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277032

Puberty affects
     different people at different
ages does it not?

Score: 0          

Haiku #277033

Babel hasn't stood
     out for me though and I'm not
really that sure why.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277034

Is meth a food? "Close
     encounter with an orca"
doesn't draw a crowd.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277035

You called? [](#Kappa) Some
     places have waffle irons.
Those are the good ones.

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Haiku #277036

STUNNING reefs, friendly
     locals and a fun little
island to explore.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275871

Would love a key if
     anyone has an extra
one available.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277037

Maybe try to say
     something about why you made
the request next time?

Score: 0          

Haiku #277038

For awhile even
     Amazon was stocking it,
but it was pricey.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277039

You might be able
     to order it direct from
Blue Apple as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277040

Tho I would agree
     Robins was the most fucked up/
is the sexiest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277041

Shut the door at night,
     let her out for a final
potty before bed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277042

Thanks! Mrs. McLean,
     how long do I have to sing
for this episode?

Score: 0          

Haiku #277043

God doesn't make us
     perfect and doesn't shield us
from our own mistakes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277044

Also sex. yep, step
     right around abolishing
the civil rights act.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277045

yep, step right around
     abolishing the civil
rights act. Pathetic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277046

To keep prices high,
     consumers with the money
would need to pay more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277047

But I love even
     more how they're also framed by
my hair, face, and hand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277048

As for your second
     game, I'd have to recommend
'Animal Parade'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277049

"Stress is dangerous
     if not released properly".
Yeah, it means "release".

Score: 0          

Haiku #277050

Worked as a waiter,
     paying bills and buying food
for my mom and I.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277051

When it comes to steam
     you can always get the game
cheaper then full price.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277052

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242664

If it was mine from
     the beginning, I would've
trained it right away.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277053

I don't know how you
     stayed sober for six years, but
you did something right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277054

Ten or Eleven?
     My mom taught me. I can make
all sorts of things now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277055

Badges don't trade up.
     But your gold badge also counts
as silver (and bronze).

Score: 0          

Haiku #277056

The day I left was
     the day they bounced my paycheck
for the second time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277057

I've got much better
     things to do with my time if
I could afford it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277058

Hopefully cloning
     without genetic issues
isn't that far off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277059

It's as if he can't
     believe his team was being
schooled by a chimney.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277060

It's my hometown club
     and I'm very confident
that we'll beat Duisburg.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277062

Yes, you have messed up
     but you are certainly not
beyond redemption!

Score: 0          

Haiku #277063

Who gets to decide
     what is "good", and thus, which wars
are legitimate?

Score: 0          

Haiku #277064

His defensive game
     is a huge step up from last
year, as is his speed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277065

I doubt it as Bret,
     although hurt way more, isn't
as stubborn as Punk.

Score: 0          


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