Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #275125

Everything is 2d.
     Is there any settings or
something I'm missing?

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Haiku #275126

*He pulls out his phone
     and begins looking up facts
about Germany.

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Haiku #275127

Just to check, you didn't
     deny Taylor Swift below.
Is she one of them?

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Haiku #275128

I left school without
     any money and I was
living with my mum.

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Haiku #275129

The point of this is
     you never know what's around
the corner in life.

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Haiku #275130

Yes it is rubbish
     now, but your life will not be
rubbish forever.

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Haiku #275131

If you could help me
     by hatching it, I'd greatly
appreciate it!

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Haiku #275132

Jews, but? Listen dude,
     Western civilization
is a package deal.

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Haiku #275133

Any suggestions?
     I believe the stock price is
already priced in.

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Haiku #275134

You don't think Jews should
     have a homeland that they can
secure and protect?

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Haiku #275135

scene Some random Van
     Halen chord is played during
the "Darth Vader" scene.

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Haiku #275136

Accept that you did
     what you did, and resolve not
to do it again.

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Haiku #275137

Certainly a guy
     like Not Don King is gonna
be all over that.

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Haiku #275138

I've been watching since
     the first Takeover and its
generally as good.

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Haiku #275139

"I'm not convinced you
     couldn't do what you have through
legitimate means.

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Haiku #275140

Sorry, I'm don't know
     very much about physics.
Could you elaborate?

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Haiku #275141

I know your sticking
     up for Hall but face it you
know where they went wrong.

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Haiku #275142

My grandma ALWAYS
     has a pocket poker game
on the go. ALWAYS.

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Haiku #275143

So you see walmart
     moving their stores to places
with lower taxes?

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Haiku #275144

Also, always stick
     to your team or else you will
get killed pretty fast.

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Haiku #275145

[deleted] Looks like
     something out of Mass Effect.
The future is now!

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Haiku #275146

I don't think you know
     what "passive aggressive" means
What about the hats?

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Haiku #275147

I would assume not.
     I recommend you take her
to the hospital.

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Haiku #275148

To me it feels like
     saying that a bad movie
is not a movie.

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Haiku #275149

This is how will win,
     because of people like you.
Keep up the good work.

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Haiku #275150

Source: I am one Glad
     I could help. Did a little
more digging for you...

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Haiku #273932

This is literally
     the most American thing
I have ever seen.

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Haiku #275151

I read through the gear
     section on the notes, and it's
not quite what I meant.

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Haiku #275152

Check out Big Rig too.
     They only released four songs,
but they're amazing.

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Haiku #275153

Will do! I have you
     added, but you're not showing
up in my friend list.

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Haiku #275154

You will only get
     better faster if you learn
not to fear crashing.

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Haiku #275155

how much did you pay
     for them and is the link still
available bro.

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Haiku #275156

Talk about being
     raised in a football family
as credentials 3b.

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Haiku #275157

He curses, changing
     to Set, which is the massive
werewolf from before.

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Haiku #275158

its always different
     This is actually how I did
the HIVE challenges.

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Haiku #275159

Just make sure you know
     what you are in for. Good luck!
Why so serious?

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Haiku #275160

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #275161

Good luck!!! PM me
     if you need someone to bounce
anything off of.

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Haiku #275162

Telling the grandma,
     what would it really achieve?
Let sleeping dogs lie.

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Haiku #275163

A man named Jesus?
     Maybe. A man named Jesus
that was crucified?

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Haiku #275164

Ha! Surprisingly,
     I'm from neither. Born and raised
in Ontario.

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Haiku #275165

Or maybe I should
     say labor is certainly
not /more/ important.

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Haiku #275166

It's already there.
     As it needs to be. This is
going to spread fast.

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Haiku #275167

There's some stuff about
     love and the last will be first
you have yet to read.

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Haiku #275168

Also I'd make stay
     all script just to break things up
from your other words.

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Haiku #275170

*She rolls onto her
     back and opens up her legs,
still jerking him off.

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Haiku #275171

You warn the people
     you like to watch out for it.
Thanks for the input.

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Haiku #275172

Every single bet
     in roulette has negative
expected value.

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Haiku #275173

Warriors, Spurs, Hawks, Heat,
     Bulls, Grizzlies, Nuggets, Lakers,
just to name a few.

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Haiku #275174

If you want to go
     purely for damage and kills,
you don't play Murky.

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Haiku #275175

Yep, that's what it says.
     But there has to be a catch.
That's pretty darn cheap.

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Haiku #275176

I don't know. I feel
     like their identity is
their strongest asset.

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Haiku #275177

I guess some mental
     wires got crossed, but that was what
I was thinking of.

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Haiku #275178

Why didn't the chick who
     shot bond shoot the guy she meant
to right afterward?

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Haiku #275179

His role required him
     to hang back a bit more, see
the play develop.

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Haiku #275180

When I use my Q
     or E to dodge their charge it's
super rewarding.

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Haiku #275181

All hail the Bunny
     Queen. She is the one chosen
to be with Neo.

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Haiku #275182

Nowhere does it say
     the Fireball forms in your hand
and needs to be thrown.

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Haiku #275183

How often does Rock
     self identify as black
over Samoan?

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Haiku #275184

Personally I like
     to use both, depending on
the situation.

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Haiku #275185

What do you mean by
     'creation'? Do you simply
mean the universe?

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Haiku #275186

Huge pain down the line,
     but save time and money on
the assembly line.

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Haiku #275187

He did feel awful
     about hurting both of them
with his fast nature.

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Haiku #275188

Wilfred is great too!
     Whats the song that plays during
the airport shootout?

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Haiku #275189

Lots of players jump
     forward on their shots, but that's
after the release.

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Haiku #275190

Didn't even notice.
     Thanks, man! :D Midwest Foster
Care and Adoption!

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Haiku #275191

My dream was to do
     research and they're telling me
I'm not good enough.

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Haiku #275192

However, I don't
     expect to change the roller
coaster aesthetics.

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Haiku #275193

Balance will always
     be a source of drama, but
that is no surprise.

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Haiku #275265

I do flirt, I ask
     questions, but for some reason
things just didn't work out.

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Haiku #275266

We both agree see
     healthcare professional get
shoulder looked at. Cheers!

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Haiku #275267

But it's naturally
     curly, and it's first day curls
so does look awesome.

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Haiku #275268

Sometimes if you're too
     suspicious, you lose out too.
I noticed that, too.

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Haiku #275269

Good dental hygiene
     is sexy, but this might be
taking it too far.

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Haiku #275270

Did you miss the bit
     where I mentioned that I'd ask
then nicely to stop?

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Haiku #275271

She didn't want to but
     she didn't want to die the next
time he got angry.

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Haiku #275272

They pretty much just
     stand around and talk about
their personal lives.

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Haiku #275273

To him, it all seems
     easy for you, or you may
just be luckier.

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Haiku #275274

I literally don't
     know if I should ask to hang
out etc!

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Haiku #275275

If you still don't want
     to play it New Vegas is
pretty good I guess.

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Haiku #275276

The library was
     considered (by the students)
as part of the school.

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Haiku #275277

RIP headphones Would you
     be complaining if I gave
you two cookies? Nope.

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Haiku #275278

What are you saying?
     I can't quit getting fucked long
enough to read this.

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Haiku #275279

What, because you can't
     maintain your lavish lifestyle
for a month, you're poor?

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Haiku #275280

they could have gotten
     the same one and added hips.
good find, though! What's wrong?

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Haiku #275281

What would "done right" be
     I'm asking myself. What would
be considered bad?

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Haiku #275282

I have all the same
     problems you do with keeping
my weight in my heels.

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Haiku #275283

God damn is she cute.
     I hope she doesn't get killed
on The Walking Dead.

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Haiku #275284

Find a function f
     for which this statement is true
for all x and y.

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Haiku #275285

I have far better
     things to waste my money on
thank you very much.

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Haiku #275286

And what does Iran
     and Latin America
have to do with it?

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Haiku #275287

Reason and logic
     coming out of city hall.
Thanks for the feedback.

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Haiku #275288

What was unfolding?
     Yep!! Lots don't fit anymore,
and the rest is tight....

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Haiku #275289

The Invisible
     Hand Mabel has fighting skills
to protect the rift.

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Haiku #275290

Things that are higher
     leveled as passive work their
way up to blood red.

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Haiku #275291

I don't think this has
     influenced my writing all
that much either, though.

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Haiku #275292

There is no process
     to teach them basic things like
language and culture.

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Haiku #275294

They asked Fred to fire
     Barney because they probably
knew how close they were.

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Haiku #275295

Well, he *did* lie on
     his visa when he went there
before and filmed Cove.

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Haiku #275296

Several things would be
     significantly improved
if I were a man.

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Haiku #275297

In every other
     smash game, the regular puff
skin is shiny puff.

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Haiku #275298

"Mr Stalin, why
     is it that you treat your own
people so cruelly?

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Haiku #275299

It's not a middle
     way, it's just something I feel
like doing sometimes.

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Haiku #275300

I don't know about
     scripts to do it but I can
do G-3 on reflex.

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Haiku #275301

Just use the fire spell."
     "What the hell are, nevermind
I don't want to know.

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Haiku #275302

If it smells like shit
     everywhere you go, you need
to check your own shoes.

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Haiku #275304

Hopefully something
     without a number in it...
Sorry, incorrect.

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Haiku #275305

Basically before
     the after lunch crowd is what
I am advising.

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Haiku #275306

If that is the case
     then why even have looter
shooter elements?

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Haiku #275307

Like how bored do you
     have to be to draw a dick
pic of an old man.

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Haiku #275308

If you take the time
     to hyperlink your index,
that would be awesome.

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Haiku #275309

Im not sure about
     buildings, but I have felled trees
with it in the past.

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Haiku #275310

Once he's away from
     the monster he begins trying
to get behind it.

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Haiku #275311

Blizzard adds streamers
     because it is basically
free advertising.

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Haiku #275312

Yeah, my biggest thing
     is that kind of stuff never
comes up in our group.

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Haiku #275313

He's been terrible
     on defense against good 4s.
Season pass shotgun?

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Haiku #275314

nothing like being
     unreliable to end
the conversation.

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Haiku #275315

Instead of thinking
     about what you HAVE to do,
what you want to do.

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Haiku #275316

The fork on the right
     corner ruined it for me
Hopefully he does.

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Haiku #275317

Long tall Sally, she's
     built sweet, she's got *everything*
that uncle John needs.

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Haiku #275318

if you come across
     something stupid someone said
on the internet.

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Haiku #275319

[deleted] Just found
     out that grappling hooks have been
introduced to Ark!

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Haiku #275320

Also, I'm always
     here if you'd want to talk just
message me, brother!

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Haiku #275321

She's not just local...
     But my god Robin Meade has
got it going on!

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Haiku #275322

I'd pay them all off.
     Start focusing your effort
on retirement.

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Haiku #275323

I don't think Yellow
     Diamond wears lipstick but Blue
diamond appears to.

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Haiku #275324

I agree, every
     single city has some dumb
people and dumb fans.

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Haiku #275325

Ok voice acting
     was pretty bad, but damn these
games were so much fun.

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Haiku #275326

For my controller,
     I have the upper paddles
matching the bumpers.

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Haiku #275327

Nice, nice, nice! I like
     your ideas, and your friend
is constantly good.

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Haiku #275328

It is what I am
     studying and will tackle
as a physician.

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Haiku #275329

Oooh! I know! Teacher,
     I know! It's because you'd laugh
at them. Handsome boy!

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Haiku #275330

There are people who
     think "liberal" is a bad word
for the same reason.

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Haiku #275331

I only count three,
     five tops if the nostrils are
elastic enough.

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Haiku #275332

Well... I'm guessing that's
     how they got their dirty look
in the first place, right?

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Haiku #275333

[deleted] Probably
     Tom and Jerry. That's the first
I can remember.

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Haiku #275334

I've that's the first thing
     I've seen to actually clue me
in to who this is.

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Haiku #275473

All establishment
     candidates have no choice but
to hammer him hard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275474

Amazing quote. Ah,
     yes, daydreams into night dreams.
:D Those are the best.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275475

I'll manage a part
     list in a couple minutes
and edit this post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275476

I'm thinking about
     leaving the left leg unarmed
like this as well thanks.

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Haiku #275477

No problem. Thanks Nah
     sorry, two would be quite low
for those. Yay thank you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #275478

I felt completely
     horrible and was about
to reschedule it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275479

Corporations are
     not alien entities.
They're groups of people.

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Haiku #275480

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275481

But at some point you
     have to realize what the hell
you're diving into.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275482

Not invest so much
     in people that don't deserve
my time or respect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275483

Probably black drum I'm
     happy people care a lot
about our series.

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Haiku #275484

I hate Cox! That said,
     in my case the problem might
not be Cox (this time).

Score: 0          

Haiku #275485

Gotta go local!
     Non relevant post title.
Please list games next time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275486

Elite indicates
     you're in the top wrung of teams,
which they clearly are.

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Haiku #275487

Can u add more slots
     please Please don't forgot to state
what game you had won.

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Haiku #275488

They don't seem to be
     setting up any other
deaths at the moment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275489

Travelling the world is
     considered a leftist thing
in America?

Score: 0          

Haiku #275490

There are plenty more,
     but I can't think of them off
the top of my head.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275491

Surely you don't want
     to go back to signing French
potential Neither.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275492

It puts a crawl space
     under a rock when it gets
blown up, not before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275493

This includes, but is
     not limited to, text posts
and comments on threads.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275494

I don't think they are
     thinking of what's the safest
at that moment though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275495

Try being the one
     to find out your partner is
trying to cheat on you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275496

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275497

Samuel L Jackson
     just stays Samuel L Jackson.
A lot of ass tho?

Score: 0          

Haiku #275498

and finally, if
     you cant afford a testing
you cant afford drugs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275499

Yeah it wasn't built
     by aliens, but Jack may
be wrong about that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275500

My anecdote is
     just as valid as yours (hint:
not actually data).

Score: 0          

Haiku #275501

Any time someone
     fake complains about privilege
and feeling triggered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275502

I would love to send
     you something and even be
pen pals if you want!

Score: 0          

Haiku #275503

Everything I can
     find clearly says that they do
not get high or drunk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275504

It will have a good
     story when people ask me
what Swamp Pop Co. is.

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Haiku #275506

Cool! What are those brown
     coated rods in the fifth pic?
[deleted] Cycling.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275507

In today's transfer
     market, we'd get a lot more
than a few million.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275508

They better step back.
     They lost this one, bro. They lost
this one. This is wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275509

Great decision here
     Where y'all from. How old are you
sexy sisters!! Why?

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Haiku #275510

Jesus dude. That's huge.
     Why the hell would you exclude
government transfers?

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Haiku #275511

I will most likely
     be late again, planning on
getting home round 830ish.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275512

Ignore the people
     trying to get me to sign up
for a credit card.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275514

The old shield talents
     were not good enough to take
for any reason.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275515

Angel Barrios
     wasn't hesitant about
getting behind him.

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Haiku #275516

I figured I'd just
     give it a shot asking here.
Appreciated!

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Haiku #275517

I'm trans and I still
     think those people are full or
bullshit and need help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275518

you're welcome! enjoy!
     I beat that game in like four
hours when I was ten.

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Haiku #275519

We have so many
     completely useless players
in our team right now.

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Haiku #275520

Yeah, maybe a weird
     choice, but it definitely
worked out in the end.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275521

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275522

The x52 is cheaper
     than the x52 pro so you may
want to check it out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275523

Yeah it was pretty
     much some textbook abusive
relationship shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275524

I can't imagine
     anything more offensive
than an infect deck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275525

That would be lovely.
     Lol. And not really.
Possibly moving.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275526

By continuing
     to use this site you agree
to accept cookies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275527

The second question
     might be "how was the student
panel interview?

Score: 0          

Haiku #275528

IMO You know you
     can still buy the game after
you complete it right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #275529

No, because Apple
     wants a Flagship Store, ala
George St in Sydney.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275530

I just get the worst
     flaky scalp in the winter
and it makes me sad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275531

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     You're doing it right, you're just
reading the scale wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275532

completely agree.
     shipping to Canada is
pretty terrible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275533

Jordan was a big
     part of the reason why both
Sean and Martin left.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275534

Don't let this fester
     in your mind, just go and talk
to him about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275535

They sort of treated
     everyone as if we had
all been there before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275536

Their warfare methods
     are a defining factor
that separates them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275537

That sidebar took me
     longer to figure out than
I care to admit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275538

He knows what they can
     do, and this town is a mere
grain of sand to them.

Score: 0          


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