Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #260670

I really really
     hope you get help for the parts
you're open about.

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Haiku #260671

I want Weiss and Yang
     to beat something powerful
and actually threatening.

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Haiku #260672

I played the first mass
     effect a long time ago
when it first came out.

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Haiku #260673

I also struggle
     with depression so I hope
I can be of help.

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Haiku #260674

I'll let you in, I'll
     give you space, I'll indicate
well ahead of time.

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Haiku #260675

Everyone my age
     that owns a house got some help
with the downpayment.

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Haiku #260676

Not saying it will
     be major news, but it'll be
out there Nice save man.

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Haiku #260677

Allows me to start
     building my savings for when
I want to move out.

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Haiku #260678

You throw a bedpan
     under that thing and you know
what you call it? Home.

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Haiku #260679

Turnbull still need them
     to win the next election
Oh. He's my favorite.

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Haiku #260680

Same deal for me, but
     I'm also over six feet
tall and broad shouldered.

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Haiku #260681

There is no such thing
     as an uncomplicated
historic figure.

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Haiku #260682

But I mean what you
     did sounds pretty great and who
knows what a girl wants.

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Haiku #260683

This works very good
     for heavy set people or
full figured women.

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Haiku #260684

Both restarted now.
     Hey fellow Laura! \*high fives\*
Nice to meet you too.

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Haiku #260685

Probably because we're
     the only place in town not
marking up prices?

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Haiku #260686

In situations
     such as that you have to be
true to yourself first.

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Haiku #260687

It's been a whole day
     since this comment and no one
has posted the speech.

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Haiku #260688

these are things that are
     mostly associated
with young women too.

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Haiku #260689

So... you blew it then.
     I got skills, what ya going
to do about it.

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Haiku #260690

I mean, they're really
     nice, but I feel like there are
better shoes out there.

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Haiku #260691

I think that figure
     might be a little harder
to exaggerate.

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Haiku #260692

This is why C9 suck
     balls now, because Sean could not
adjust on the fly.

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Haiku #260693

Im well aware how
     hard we have fought for this, well
done to all involved!

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Haiku #260694

You already see
     those people are idiots,
learn to ignore them.

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Haiku #260695

Guys are fun to play
     with and I usually know
how to get em off.

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Haiku #260696

It's not hard. I'd like
     to see arguments explained
like this more often.

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Haiku #260697

Do you have a thing
     that would make you unable
to build up your core?

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Haiku #260698

That way the buyer
     doesn't have to have their own
compactor set up.

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Haiku #260841

Nice singing!!! You are
     rewarded with the medal
for BRAVERY o7.

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Haiku #260842

After just reading
     the title, I have three words
for you. Don't do it.

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Haiku #260843

All of you will be
     busy with your work and new
independent life.

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Haiku #260844

I literally pat
     my pockets before I leave.
Phone. Check. Wallet. Check.

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Haiku #260845

That way you can make
     purchases or go quickly
while she's not with you.

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Haiku #260846

Don't know, I only
     heard that she's better because
she has active block.

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Haiku #260847

[removed] [deleted]
     Is it me or is it not
centered at all though?

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Haiku #260848

I had the camera
     up and out for the bridesmaids
and the bridal walk.

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Haiku #260849

At this stage, every
     single test that Isabel
had ever run failed.

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Haiku #260850

"Did... Did we do it?"
     asked Isabel, already
knowing the answer.

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Haiku #260851

Worst thing is you hope
     things will change but they never
do, they just transform.

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Haiku #260852

We then decided
     to throw it at this kid's house.
We didn't like this kid.

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Haiku #260853

This stays blue, I don't
     want to develop anger
management issues.

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Haiku #260854

Probably no one, or
     very, very, very few
people nowadays.

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Haiku #260855

Yes it is the best
     Final Fantasy I wish
you could watch the game.

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Haiku #260856

This is probably when
     he decided humans are
complete idiots.

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Haiku #260857

At least, that's the vibe
     I got when I went in there
asking about it.

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Haiku #260858

I mean it wouldn't
     be surprising if there was
damage in real life.

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Haiku #260859

I assume balance
     reasons for helicopter
sling transportation.

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Haiku #260860

There is none. And you
     need sex too, you've simply don't
understand it yet.

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Haiku #260861

He was! I prepared
     myself to turn and run when
my head hit something.

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Haiku #260862

This should be printed
     out and put on every street
lamp in the country!

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Haiku #260863

You mean like G3 teams,
     which is one of the most used
captains in the game?

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Haiku #260864

Why would you even
     know how well endowed they were,
unless you asked her?

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Haiku #260865

But if you would like
     to change the brightness of skin
only, it won't work.

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Haiku #260866

Now when you bookmark
     pages on mobile they are
saved on the device.

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Haiku #260867

I was the only
     guy in the class, surrounded
by a bunch of girls.

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Haiku #260868

Looks like we're having
     another episode next
week to wrap it up?

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Haiku #260869

The rights of foreigners
     are limited in many
many many ways.

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Haiku #260870

I just cycled past
     the hotel and checked behind
the bins, but it's gone.

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Haiku #260871

They recently launched
     their new dashboard Orion
which is pretty sweet.

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Haiku #260872

But I see your point...
     maybe I should be working
one thing at a time...

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Haiku #260873

I was gonna point
     out how he used the book line.
Double props for that.

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Haiku #260874

The Heinlein book you
     might remember is The Moon
is a Harsh Mistress.

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Haiku #260875

Links also cover
     environmental issues
and industry news.

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Haiku #260876

[removed] Unlock &
     Win used to be called Perk Screen,
that's why it says that.

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Haiku #260877

They could use a q
     to mean bathroom and it would
still mean the same thing.

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Haiku #260878

No, you're not. The mind
     boggles and the heart shivers
at such a concept.

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Haiku #260879

Like, the sort of "yeah
     we're the ones really fighting
for change. Weed college!

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Haiku #260880

Also, everyone
     hanging around Mayweather
looks like they hate him..

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Haiku #260881

Not quite a camera
     on the driver's helmet but
close enough for me.

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Haiku #260882

I would certainly
     back an Aston Martin bid
for the next season.

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Haiku #260883

Any lazy dev
     can make a couple of new
maps and toss em in.

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Haiku #260884

I remember you!
     I think you gassed my mother,
Eva Rosenkrantz?

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Haiku #260885

Much better music
     selection than commercial
radio I find.

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Haiku #260886

That will surely get
     more companies to invest
in Venezuela!

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Haiku #260887

I just don't know when.
     I was thinking the same since
I was trying to sleep.

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Haiku #260888

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #260889

Can't link it right now
     but he explicitly says
so in the Manga.

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Haiku #260890

Thanks for your comment!
     Do you have the alder or
swamp ash one? (or both?

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Haiku #260891

The bus was leaving
     as I got to the bus stop,
the doors were open.

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Haiku #260892

Was going to do
     something similar myself
but didn't have the time.

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Haiku #260893

Although it doesn't
     really matter which day you
have it on too much.

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Haiku #260894

Aren't those things supposed
     to stop weapons from getting
into the wrong hands?

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Haiku #260895

Sounds like a good deal
     (and yes, I'm Master Prestige
and have Dark Matter).

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Haiku #260896

Good service? How long
     do I have to spend with UPS
to do this process?

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Haiku #260897

I have a feeling
     Klopp will take the first team but
I hope he doesn't.

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Haiku #260898

I think he was great,
     all though he is new and still
needs to learn something.

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Haiku #295451

I can't really say
     anything about a slow.
It may be too much.

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Haiku #260899

[deleted] You take
     fervor to have a useful
keystone while in lane.

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Haiku #260900

This is probably why
     this happened, and why I feel
shitty about it.

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Haiku #260901

It recognizes
     people, no matter what their
age in the photo.

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Haiku #260902

STOP. FUCKING. LYING.
     I. DON'T. CARE. It's kinda like
the guy with the shirt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260903

CARE. I've already
     told you this once tonight, but
you're a fucking joke.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260904

We're worried about
     *our* safety. "Shannon". Her name
was actually Heather.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260905

You're totally right.
     I have no idea what
I'm talking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260906

Misleading title.
     The whistle had gone before
Moreno kicked it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260907

I feel bad for those
     trying to download the windows
updates That's better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260908

He was in trouble
     for beating up the merchants
in the temple square.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260982

In general, having
     the community to talk
and share opinions.

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Haiku #260983

Without checking, I'm
     guessing the integration
finally happened.

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Haiku #260984

It's not far removed
     from Lore Keepers as you would
need to build this world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260985

An enjoyable,
     if somewhat heavy handed
science fiction yarn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260986

You're totally right
     about him asking things we've
never seen before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260987

Nor are you even
     defining what "overall
outcomes" even means.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260988

That said, if your goal
     is to do more pushups, you
should do more pushups.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260989

There's also the fact
     that, even if they can't talk,
they can still here you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260990

So don't stop to shoot
     anything unless they are
blocking your doorway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260991

Does it feel more like
     sucking a dick or more like
getting your dick sucked?

Score: 0          

Haiku #297384

I think he has some
     major insecurity
he needs to work on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260992

Just got to know how
     to get there, currently on
the forbidden woods.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260993

Part of the Civil
     Border Patrol, most likely.
I want it done right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260994

It never really
     did, we only parted ways
for twenty some years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260995

Whether you agree
     with that premise is a whole
different discussion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260996

And I wouldn't be
     willing to meet him halfway
and do the opposite.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260997

Am available
     most of the time so can match
whenever you like.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260998

Protesting nazis?
     Um okay Sounds great, I will
check it out! Thank you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #260999

Furthermore, a thing
     I have to talk about is
supply and demand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261000

You can control how
     you react to it, so don't
let them bother you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261001

I'd like to assume
     around Christmas, but nothing's
been said as of yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261002

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261003

You can also add
     to their level by using
their types of weapon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261004

Nobody that has
     smoked for ten years would tell you
that they were healthy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261005

sometimes luck does come
     into play specially with hit
boxes and all that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261006

As some point you do
     have to make sure your support
has what he needs too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261007

More effective than
     anything else for helping
that localized pain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261008

I screen grabbed them while
     we were doing a remote
share for some maintenance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261009

We both used the same
     cider plus a nutrient
and pectic enzyme.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261010

Not saying cats are
     the same, but none of what you
say applies to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261011

Now sex is just there
     and if I can get it, hay,
then that's pretty cool.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261012

(If there's such a thing.)
     Wow. Honesty like that is
rarer than hen's teeth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261013

I don't build houses,
     I build a single barracks
to house everyone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261014

Something Destiny
     originally promised but
never lived up to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261015

Most of the listeners
     to that show (and R4 at all)
are the elderly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261016

This is what some on
     the right fail to understand
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261017

No its not. He was
     annoying, and I agree
with your opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261018

Seriously though,
     I really like your army.
Very cool indeed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261019

Does he take you out
     and pay ever or do you
do all the paying?

Score: 0          

Haiku #261020

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261021

I took influence
     from them and have talked to them
about it as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261022

Again and again
     and again and again These
people are scary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261023

It's a life lesson
     and I will take that with me
and just move forward.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261024

But not everyone.
     Dude was probably just sniffing
his vinegar balls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261025

It took me quite some
     time to find a proper one.
[deleted] Hey there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226682

Viewers internet
     connection is only one
part of the puzzle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261026

If I'm unable
     to watch it on Logo I'll
find it somewhere else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261027

(To lazy? Her head)
     And these are all the reasons
i adore this game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261028

I don't know it, but
     I figure I'm also not
supposed to know it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261029

Yes, very much yes.
     Hopefully we'll see a mod
for that. Honestly....

Score: 0          

Haiku #261030

The New Day should feud
     with a team, and it should be
booked as relevant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261031

We live in a high
     ceiling flat, that's just the top.
"Save your currency."

Score: 0          

Haiku #261032

You might want to check
     on the Plex site but this is
my understanding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261033

Your husband also
     needs to understand that his
family is you now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261034

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261035

I feel like I'm trying
     to swim up a waterfall...
Try everything once.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261036

Your made up bullshit
     that makes you feel good is not
"facts", it's the opposite.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261038

The rights of foreigners
     are limited in many
many many ways.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261039

Apple is making
     more and more headway into
enterprise markets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261040

Hard to catch any
     balls when your clueless coach won't
let you see the field.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261041

If they didn't know you
     were dating, makes me think you
didn't say the word "date".

Score: 0          

Haiku #261042

I called animal
     control and they sent a cop
out to pick them up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261043

Yeah I prefer not
     to label it, gets people
assuming and stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261044

Well, that example
     actually showed that networking
is not everything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261045

Japan can now build
     the bomb, yes, but that doesn't
make the world safer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261046

Engineering jobs
     are everywhere, and they're all
pretty similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261047

It's not a sweater
     neck that gets all misshapen
after one stretching.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261048

[deleted] That is
     great, did you make it yourself
or find it somewhere?

Score: 0          

Haiku #261049

The moon!! The future
     fascinates me every time
I think about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261050

Make it clear that you
     are an adult, you won't be
spoken to like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261192

It's sad. Not confirmed.
     They could be unrelated,
although unlikely.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261193

You know how every
     once in a while a kid snaps
and shoots up a school?

Score: 0          

Haiku #261194

Don't be one of those
     that whine and complain after
the dust has settled.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261196

That's exactly what
     I said until I realized
how big this game is!

Score: 0          

Haiku #261197

My dog looks at me
     funny if I give him less
than five of his treats.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261198

At this point I'll do
     that, but you guys were closer.
Oh, I forgot: thanks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261199

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261200

Meaning the extra
     size might be far outweighed by
the extra shielding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261201

News flash. Aircraft are
     heavily deployed and are
PRETTY important.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261202

Ha the more I read
     the more I realize you know
nothing about cars.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261203

They split up twice, but
     still live together. It's odd.
But I still see her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261204

I'm sure he feels just
     as awkward and embarrassed
as you but it'll pass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261205

Little does he know
     that "other time" may be *when
hell freezes over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261206

He's going to press
     you, but you then say, "sorry,
I have to go now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261207

But whats your point, its
     hard to see if you argue
for or against me?

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Haiku #261208

She loved it! That has
     solved our problems on these hot
Australian days:) Sweet!

Score: 0          

Haiku #261209

Thank you for the tips!
     Ill keep all of these in mind
when I play next time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261210

Love most of her scenes.
     You are very beautiful
and very sexy!

Score: 0          

Haiku #261211

I shared the fabric
     and a similar pattern
elsewhere in this thread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261212

Not doing as well
     as you did, though! I agree.
I don't label it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261213

**WINNER! PM me
     your address and I'll have these
out to you same day!

Score: 0          

Haiku #261215

He was even worse
     when he used to call into
Bryan's After Dark.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261216

You've seen my resume
     and spoke with So and So who
recommended me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261217

That means that he turned
     pink for NO REASON and then
turned purple again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261218

Which is why they do
     not exist in the Russian
or US arsenal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261219

I didn't even think
     the movie was that bad, but
this was a great read.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261220

It sounds horribly
     inefficient, but I end
up retaining stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261221

Well looks like Grandma
     took too much acid, she's been
tripping balls for days.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261222

GET THE APP!! It is
     the most helpful product app
I have ever seen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261223

Don't do a bad thing
     then just whine about how no
one is stopping you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #261224

If you mortally
     wound your opponent during
battle, props to you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #261225

He too has a sword
     on his belt, but his hands swing
freely by his sides.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261226

That is a major
     problem in relationships.
A major problem.

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