Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #253769

Exactly I feel
     like it would be a really
fun well rounded build.

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Haiku #253770

Additionally, he's
     bound to get decent yardage
as the main target.

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Haiku #253771

I know that I could
     gain weight if I gorge myself,
so I fucking don't.

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Haiku #253772

I said, "Don't do it!"
     He said, "Nobody loves me."
I said, "God loves you.

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Haiku #253773

It makes media
     and gaming and overall
use so much better.

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Haiku #253774

I have placed that piece
     more times than any other
single piece by far.

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Haiku #253775

Yep, I'd love to help
     my dad boot up his PC
Jr. one more time.

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Haiku #253776

Just to clarify,
     there's no rule against keeping
your hands in the front.

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Haiku #253777

And overlapping
     abilities in the same
charm cycle are lame.

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Haiku #253778

I can't swim either.
     I mean I can kinda tread
water but that's it.

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Haiku #253779

However, your point
     was that they did it to get
money and power.

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Haiku #253849

[deleted] I hope
     you lose them, and gain no more
friends in the future.

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Haiku #253850

Do any of you
     brilliant people have any
other suggestions?

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Haiku #253851

As sane as any
     rock and roll roadie ever
was, I'd imagine!

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Haiku #253852

:D Good.... God The book
     was good, but techy, wordy,
draggy in places.

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Haiku #253853

And most guys don't want
     anything to do with M,
it's F they're there for.

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Haiku #253854

I assume that most
     things that are in "bootie" are
also in "ankle".

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Haiku #253855

But they are more than
     viable alternatives.
Great fit Hi Brian!

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Haiku #253856

I suppose it must
     be a way to discover
games for some people?

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Haiku #253857

The kiwis would want
     to get Smith before he is
set here Very hot!

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Haiku #253858

Slimmer women can
     wear smaller junior sizes,
it's ridiculous.

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Haiku #253859

always liked old rust
     more tho. Got 1.5k h on rust.
mostly legacy.

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Haiku #253860

What I'm saying is
     that danger is more than just
two ways down the road.

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Haiku #253861

It's hard to say what
     you might be doing just based
on your description.

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Haiku #253862

Maybe, maybe not.
     We won't really know until
we see the new one.

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Haiku #253863

It gives me something
     to look forward to that is
not still days ahead).

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Haiku #253864

Looking at comments
     I want to see it so bad.
The old Bait and Switch!

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Haiku #253865

An average doesn't
     mean that it's going to be
the same everywhere.

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Haiku #253866

But at this point it's
     cutting pretty close, maybe
next time we match up.

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Haiku #253867

this phrase, "long losing
     streak", I do not think it means
what you think it means.

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Haiku #253868

Are you saying there
     are more important factors
than ethnicity?

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Haiku #253869

[deleted] At least
     I found out I should avoid
routing through downtown.

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Haiku #253870

He doesn't even
     have to pull under because
the bar gets so high.

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Haiku #253871

As it stand they might
     as well have just literally
deleted the card.

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Haiku #253872

Suggest another
     for me to try, and I'll see
what I can do! This.

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Haiku #253873

Making the product
     available does not mean
you have to buy it.

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Haiku #253874

Kinda sad the word
     cloud wasn't just "DELETED"
You work with [Krieger.

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Haiku #253875

I wasn't very
     into sex when I started
on my birth control.

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Haiku #253876

Thermal paste that comes
     with the cooler is fine No
tom nook and Sable?

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Haiku #253877

I didn't want to do
     that part because the extra
parts were expensive.

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Haiku #253878

Have emblem. That sounds
     like a part of one of those
old Chuck Norris jokes.

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Haiku #253879

I like my meat rare....
     but the feathers might mess up
with the texture. Woo!

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Haiku #253880

Honestly, I think
     I was happiest about
the belt showing up.

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Haiku #253881

Also remember,
     in the end, only you can
motivate yourself.

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Haiku #253882

He didn't give a shit
     about their stupid pressing
like headless chickens.

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Haiku #253883

My SO is going
     through a job hunt right now too,
my thoughts are with you!

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Haiku #253884

I love all of these
     colors and find that they look
really nice on me.

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Haiku #253885

I don't think this could
     be more perfect. LOL.
OK. Got him there.

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Haiku #253886

I just wanna save
     as much as possible on
ANY investment.

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Haiku #253887

Just note why and you
     shouldn't even have to pay
for shipping it back.

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Haiku #253888

Dude is trying to call
     people retarded and can't
even spell it right.

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Haiku #253889

They've buoyed by Dirk
     for sure, but those three do know
how to bargain shop.

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Haiku #253890

Because you guys will
     bitch about top tier decks no
matter what they are.

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Haiku #253891

Good riddance. Where are
     you travelling that you don't go
over the bridges?

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Haiku #253892

Why do you assume
     she didn't use quotation marks
in the normal way?

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Haiku #253893

It won't be the first
     time Beef had his face melted...
Thanks for the nightmares.

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Haiku #253894

Are you trolling me
     or are you stupid? Who knows?
I'm a Nebraskan!

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Haiku #253895

Magic items are
     unique (there's a creation
system in the book).

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Haiku #253896

So like, if life gives
     you lemons, you found Coca
Cola company.

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Haiku #253897

Well you either talk
     to her or you move on its
as simple as that.

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Haiku #253898

I also enjoy
     exploring the world much more
in Bethesda games.

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Haiku #253899

There would always be
     some jerk I would have to mute.
I know the feeling.

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Haiku #253900

The more info you
     can provide, the more I might
be able to help.

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Haiku #253901

What happened? How did
     you end up jobless and what
did you do before?

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Haiku #253902

is not and why does
     this matter if you didn't want
the job anyways..?

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Haiku #253903

A specific app
     plus a launcher with gesture
controls can solve it.

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Haiku #253904

Now there are more new
     generals with this set that look
great too! Me too please.

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Haiku #253905

Lux, Ashe, Yasuo
     Unstoppable. I love trains.
So you're a Trump fan.

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Haiku #253906

There's lots. [deleted]
     I've never really jumped on
the Ty bandwagon.

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Haiku #253907

He's had some bad ones.
     I spend my time in outdoor
athletic pursuits.

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Haiku #253908

That's where Pixar makes
     all them computer cartoons.
Like I said, bone bruise.

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Haiku #253909

I have no problem
     showing them off and enjoy
talking about them.

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Haiku #253910

Super baggy fit
     on the sweater is cool, but
the paints ruin it.

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Haiku #253911

The pressure effect
     your thinking of is only
useful for small leaks.

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Haiku #253912

I respectfully
     submit that you don't know what
you're talking about.

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Haiku #253913

He has killed planets
     and has destroyed cities just
by flying near them.

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Haiku #253914

Thanks but I'm confused
     about the video thing.
after yesterday.

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Haiku #253915

I don't understand
     the recent wave of hatred
directed at him.

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Haiku #253916

I call that the Scott
     Card argument. All good pal
How old is that flake?

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Haiku #253917

The first few pink ones,
     plus the tutorial, were
really hard to make.

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Haiku #253988

I cook them the same
     way my grandmother and all
those before her did.

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Haiku #253989

It's a cool hippie
     town with plenty of neat shops
and things to see there.

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Haiku #253990

Max asked. The cloaked man
     turned to face Max's voice. "Max?
Is that you?" "Mr.

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Haiku #253991

Have you contacted
     any friends and let them know
your situation?

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Haiku #253992

Yes, I searched and found
     that before asking and thanks
much for responding.

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Haiku #253993

Hey just wondering,
     do you still have the iron
sights on the barrel?

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Haiku #253994

WHO THE FUCK RIOTS
     OVER PUMPKINS?! Ell oh ell.
Definitely not.

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Haiku #253995

And well respected
     [deleted] Those are the words
I was looking for.

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Haiku #253996

Then it never gets
     used and I fail to practice
as much as I should.

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Haiku #253997

I feel like we are
     typing the same thing over
and over again.

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Haiku #253998

NG has always been
     and will always be what From
balances around.

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Haiku #253999

If you have any
     questions during your build, feel
free to message me!

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Haiku #254000

Even the music
     and sound effects and such seems
to be mixed in worse.

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Haiku #254001

I hope you do too!
     Why? Just WHY That's good. It's hard
enough being poor.

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Haiku #254002

I thought the lyrics
     were somewhat fitting, given
the text of the thread.

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Haiku #254003

I can't head into
     this weekend without knowing
your guys strategy...

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Haiku #254004

That's probably the best
     set of jerseys I have seen.
[deleted] Sense Me!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #254005

Some of the water
     might have been put on other
fruit and vegetables.

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Haiku #254006

I'm not sure about
     gun balancing but it seems
ok to me. Huh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254007

Hopefully it's not
     something that bothers me once
I'm actually playing.

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Haiku #254008

It does take a while
     to get good, but when it does,
it gets *really* good.

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Haiku #254009

That could really help
     out below average classes,
especially warrior.

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Haiku #254010

Truth. In general though,
     I prefer solid, tactile
manual controls.

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Haiku #254011

Thanks for the info!
     At least it's just not me but
damn that's depressing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254012

The PM doesn't
     need to be when the Liberal
party itself is.

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Haiku #254013

I went to dinner,
     calmed down, and realized I was
being a prick. Blah.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254014

You kept on pushing
     for a relationship where
one isn't happening.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254015

West is like J Charles
     and also catches passes
out of the backfield.

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Haiku #254016

On another note,
     there are few engines that can
rival that V4 growl.

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Haiku #254017

Guess because of you
     I have to grudgingly be
happy you guys won.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254018

Yeah, I think we need
     to drop crates of booze and porn
on countries like this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254019

Man, some of you dudes
     really grew up in repressed
environments, huh?

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Haiku #254020

and you don't even
     have to like the music, you
just know its better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254021

Maybe it looked just
     like this on phones but it was
different on Tablets.

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Haiku #254022

Look, I understand
     you get scared when something looks
different, it's normal.

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Haiku #254023

Also, thanks, yeah it's
     been quite a lot of time just
getting to this point!

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Haiku #254024

My monitor must
     double as a spray gun or
something Actual facts?

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Haiku #254025

And spend the profits
     in affirmative action
for trans black women!

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Haiku #254026

Relax, if you don't
     like it remove yourself from
the conversation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254027

talking about how
     in games you only shoot men
why not women too?

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Haiku #254028

But that doesn't mean
     that *everyday people* are
using them as such.

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Haiku #254029

"Then let's go!" *He points
     down the street and starts moving
in that direction.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254030

Oh, no!) And, of course,
     the claim itself is false, or,
at least, misleading.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254031

The castle Yeah Klopp
     seems happy and you guys do
seem in form right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254032

I'm not from the states
     but what kind of monster would
be against Christmas?..

Score: 0          

Haiku #254033

No, but it's a step.
     Video games. Mainly Ark:
Survival Evolved.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254034

It's not like you can
     only enjoy watching one
team or one player.

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Haiku #254035

This looks nothing like
     the person whose picture you've
posted in the past.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254036

No, not really, but
     damn, was it tragic to see
all those lives ruined.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254037

Another thing is
     there is a difference between
dry and dry enough.

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Haiku #254038

I seriously
     doubt it's sugar, it's probably
crap from ethanol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254039

The mega church on
     Ontario and Kellogg
is ridiculous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254040

Anything better
     than a simple hinge joint would
probably suffice. Yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254041

Do I need to hold
     the controller upside down
while I'm doing this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #254042

But don't get me wrong,
     I'm not ripping on you guys
or your idea.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254043

A team sport has more
     benefits later in life
than a solo sport.

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Haiku #254044

Not gonna go there.
     Last person I talked to was
my ex. He's not hot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219644

Losing cards doesn't
     matter until you actually
get into fatigue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254045

The real slim shady
     is considered "pop", so are
most of his singles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254046

and I know it's not
     cool for you to boast so I'll
just do it for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254047

and you responded
     with "Uh, that's exactly what
"outside the scope" means."

Score: 0          

Haiku #254048

Why does it matter
     if John is better than Jim?
Who would care? No one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254049

I used an extreme
     example to point out how
stupid he sounded.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254050

I kind of know what
     you mean, having been a fan
for almost as long.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254051

Nothing a little
     wax couldn't fix Do you want
some cheese with your whine?

Score: 0          

Haiku #254052

But in the end, no
     matter the truth, the US will
get away with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254053

obviously their
     blob shouldn't have charged across
red cover like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254054

Isn't it ko though?
     I expected your viewers
to be more mature!

Score: 0          

Haiku #254055

Went to a brewers
     cards game, was being Braun right
after he came back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254197

:D I should have checked!
     Thank you for the link. I'll keep
the bike shorts in mind!

Score: 0          

Haiku #254198

But CBS is
     free if you live in a large
city or suburbs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254199

This entire post
     would seem to be evidence
to the contrary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254200

Like I said, Meth use
     is really causing problems.
Marijuana use?

Score: 0          

Haiku #254201

You are her parent,
     there are parental boundaries
that you are crossing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254202

Sex and the City
     was a gem, full of older,
more mature women.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254203

I'm not saying her
     fate is as awful as what
I've outlined above...

Score: 0          

Haiku #254204

I am very proud
     to have my grandmother's name
as my middle name.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254205

I wouldn't attempt
     any mechanical or
chemical cleaning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254206

Armenia is
     piddling nothing "Sure I do!
Are you on a quest?"

Score: 0          

Haiku #254207

Thanks If it's the same
     as the previous beta
then yes, they should be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254208

I've gotten more gold
     servants from singles that 10s,
but that's just a fluke.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254209

But that same pressure
     would prevent the Walkers from
falling to the ground.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254210

It's a fantastic
     game but, honestly, my jaw
drops at the price tag.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254211

Newly placed gravestones.
     Mangled bodies. Shattered minds.
Broken hearts and homes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254212

It's close to working,
     but a dynamic mutant
system would be fun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254213

NOBODY ELSE IS
     FINISHING THIS THOUGH Shoulder
is not broken, yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254214

How are you spending
     so much on food when it's just
you (I'm assuming)?

Score: 0          

Haiku #254215

Good. I was gonna
     say you can die after you
pick up that last ghost.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254216

people need to push
     their agenda somehow right?
Hot and in my lap.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254217

But aside from that,
     this story has blown my mind
as it has progressed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254218

Wow I never knew
     that happened Ok, crazy.
yer m8 Oh man, HYPE!

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Haiku #254219

I think it is worse
     with glasses because it is
SO unexpected.

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Haiku #254220

If you're being held
     against your will, just blink twice.
We'll send the mounties.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254221

That's just Al man. But,
     he's actually a little hot
all things considered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254222

It does kind of suck
     to have the game held back by
the freaking consoles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254223

If he was a girl
     his name was going to be
Penelope Jo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254224

Also Black Veil Brides
     premium show is also
now available.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254225

Those are the people
     who are most impossible
to deter with laws.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254226

thanks for the info
     :D Would love to see him step
up and put one in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254227

No reason. Really.
     Stop asking! Read my lips, don't
read my lips! Hitler.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254228

[deleted] Hooray!
     :D :D Really dig the sharp
and simple design.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254229

Get it?! It's funny
     because creativity
is terrible! Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #254230

But matchmaking does
     not use that ranking system,
and that's the problem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254231

Hopefully your friends
     will be able to give them
the entrance you used.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254232

Makes all the easy
     passes and he will never
be a great shooter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254233

Would you and Danny
     ever take in an intern
or a protege?

Score: 0          

Haiku #254234

We were rather small
     to begin with and the wars
took their toles on us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254235

Well then I would be
     cool with him letting himself
shoot that beat ass three.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254236

Those are reasons why
     you keep a pet, not why you
marry somebody.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254237

Even if running
     time is cheap, initial costs
still have to be paid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254238

I'll have to see what
     I can do with the feathers.
Thanks for the input!

Score: 0          

Haiku #254239

Don't forget about
     the Russian Revolution.
Or the French. Or ours.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254240

If you win your league,
     you move to the next highest
league and play those guys.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254241

Not that they can't be
     repaired, but it would not be
worth it for that bike.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254242

It is what it is.
     And no, one mistake will not
ruin everything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254243

It already came
     out (or at least a leak did)
and yes it is GREAT!!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #254244

Is it his fault or
     is the school's fault and they just
blamed it on David?

Score: 0          

Haiku #254245

Also, I know it's
     sometimes a nightmare, but you
have to deal with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254246

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
     Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Score: 0          

Haiku #254247

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
     Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Score: 0          

Haiku #254248

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
     Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Score: 0          


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